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A Scientist Cannot Be A President,But Kalam Did It.
A Conductor Cannot Be A Superstar,But Rajni Did It.
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Ye Judai bhi Mohabat ka Imtehan hoti hai,
Koi Hansta hai apni Adaaon pe
Aur koi Rota hai Apni Waffaon pe
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मोहब्बत भी क्या चीज़ है
आँखों मे आ जाते है आँसू,
फिर भी लबो पे हसी रखनी पड़ती है,
ये मोहब्बत भी क्या चीज़ है यारो,
जिस से करते है उसीसे छुपानी पड़ती है
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मोहब्बत भी क्या चीज़ है
आँखों मे आ जाते है आँसू,
फिर भी लबो पे हसी रखनी पड़ती है,
ये मोहब्बत भी क्या चीज़ है यारो,
जिस से करते है उसीसे छुपानी पड़ती है
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Dil Bhul Nai Sakta Tumhe,
Dhadkano Ki Jarurat Ho Tum.
Tum Hi Meri Duniya Ho.
Meri Pehli Mohabbat HoTum.
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Munna Bhai: Abey Circuit Agar
Maa Ke Charno Me Jannt Hoti
Hai To Nani Ke Charno Me Kya
Hoti Hai.
Circuit: Simple Hai Bhai Nani
Ke Charno Me Jannat 2 Hoti Hai.
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Ladki Ka Baap: Main Nahi chahtaKe Meri Beti Apni Puri zindgi 1 Kutte Ke Saath Guzare.
Boyfrnd: Bas Uncle,
Isiliye To Me Use Yaha Se Lle Jane Aaya Hu.
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Santa : Mai To Duvidha Me Fanss Gaya Hu..
Banta: Wo Kaise,
Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardasht Nahi Hota,
Aur Makeup K Bina Biwi Bardasht Nhi Hoti.
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Machhar Ne Aap Ko Kata,
Yeh Us Ka Junoon Tha,
Aap Ne Khujli Ki,
Aap Ka Sukoon Tha,
Phir Bhi Aap Ne Usko Nahin Mara,
Kyun Kay Us Ki Ragoon Mein Aap Ka Khun Tha
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Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi,
Par Yaad Tumhari Aati Hai.
Jab Saans Wahan Par Leti Ho,
To Badboo Yahaan Tak Aati Hai.
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Santa: What's D Difference Between Mother's & GF's Tears?
Classic Answer By Banta
Mother's Tears Effect Our Heart & GF s Tears Effect Our Pocket .
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Ek Din Santa Ne Apni Premika ko Himmat Jutakar Keh Dala I love you.
Premika Gusse se : Jara Pyar Se Nahi Keh Sakte?
Santa : I love you Didi.
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Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya
pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai?
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Anyone guess
The Great Khali.
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Pasand hai Soorat Lakho me Apki,
Jaadu to Jarur hai Aankhon me Apki,
Dil ki Baato ko Aap kya Jane,
Humne to Bitaye Hai Har Paal Yaado me Apki.
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Dard Hi Dena Tha To Mukka Mar Dete Dost
Sofe Par Sui Rakhne Ki Kiya Zaroorat Thi
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Dosti Ka Shukriya Kuch Is Trah Ada Karu,
Aap Bhul Bhi Jao To Main Yaad Karu,
Dosti Ne Bas Itna Sikhaya Hai Muze
Ke khud Se Pahle Apke Liye Dua Karu.
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Ishq ke sahare jiya nahin karte,
Gham ke pyalon ko piya nahin karte,
Kuchh nawab dost hain hamare,
Jinko pareshan na karo to woh yaad kiya nahi karte.
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Use compliments appropriately. She likely put some effort into her look for you,
So offer her a compliment or two. Avoid a never ending list of praise,
It can get overwhelming or comments that sound too sexual.
Beautiful is better than smokin.
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Do kadam to sab chal lete hain par,
Zindagi bhar saath koi nahi nibhata ,
Agar ro kar bhool jaati yaadein,
To has kar koi gum na chhupaata .
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Boy: Khana bana leti ho.
Girl: Nahi.
Boy: Aur kuch bana leti ho?
Girl: Haan selfie lete time mu bana leti hu.
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Dosti woh ehsas hai jo mit ta nahi.
Dosti parwat hai woh jo jhukta nahi,
Iski keemat kya hai puchho humse,
Yeh woh anmol moti hai jo bikta nahi.
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SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote h?
BANTA- Desh me itna terrorist attacks badh gaya h ke,
Bachche akele aane se darte hai yaar.
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Na ishq kar mare yaar yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai,
Na karna in par aitbaar yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,
Recharge tum karwa ke dete ho aur number mera lagati hai.
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Police: Park main aise tum duno kyun baithe hoh.
Man: Hum dono shaadi shuda hain.
Police: Toh ghar main baitho.
Man: Iska husbnad nahi manega.
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Breakup Ke Baad Ladke ne Ek Heart Touching Baat kahi.
Tu Mujhe Chhod ke CHALI gayi Iska Mujhe Dukh nahi hai.
Lekin Wapis Aake Meri Dusri SETTING Bigaadi To Bahut Mar Khayegi Tu.
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Chuhy ko lgi billi gori gori,
2no mlne lge chori chori,
Chuha bola ao khele Ankh micholi,
Bili chuhy ko kha kr boli,
Janu sory I hate love story.
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Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
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It is common courtesy to wait until you are shown a seat to sit down.
Also avoid slouching or putting your feet anywhere but firmly on the ground.
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Exercise at least four days a week for 20 to 30 minutes each day.
If it’s all not possible at a go, break your workouts into smaller sessions.
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Koshish to hoti hai ke,
Teri har khwaish puri karon.
Par dar lagta hai ke,
Tu khwaish me mjhse judai na mang le.
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Ek Ladka Apne Baap Se,
Beta: Daddy Mujhe Paise Do Mujhe Jaruri Chahiye.
Papa: Nahi Doonga Or Vese Bhi Mere Paas Nahi Hai.
Beta: Toh Kya Swaad Lene Ke Liye Paida Kiya Tha?
Papa: Bhonsdi Ke Teri Maa Ki Choot Abhi Tak Band Nahi Hui Hai Wapis Ja Ke Ghuss Ja Andar.
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Teacher: Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai?
Stud: Samajhdar.
Teacher: Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai?
Stud: BOYFRIEND.
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Maths Teacher: If you have 12 chocolates and you give
5 to priya,
3 to Anita and
4 to kavitha,
Then what will u get?
Student: 3 New Girlfriends Mam.
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Teacher: Batao k quick, quicker, quickest,
Forms ko hindi main kese kahen ge?
Student : Bhaag, Abay Bhaaag, Bhaag teri to.
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Teacher: Batao k quick, quicker, quickest,
Forms ko hindi main kese kahen ge?
Student : Bhaag, Abay Bhaaag, Bhaag teri to.
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Kapil: Tere baap ki jale par namak chidkne ki aadat gayi nahi na?
Wife: Kyu? Ab kya hua?
Kapil: Aaj phir se phuch raha tha Meri beti se shaadi karke khush toh ho na?
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Arz hai.
Pink lips are the girls beauty,
Wah Wah
Pink lips are the girls beauty,
Wah Wah
And Kissing them is the Boys duty.
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Ek ladka ladki se ishara karke kehta hai,
Jhalak dikh laja,
Jhalak dikh laja,
Ladki chappal Nikal ke kehti hai,
Ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja.
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