Marwadi ki wife sex karte hue: Sunoji, Is condom se muze 15vi bar kar rahe bas bhi karo.
Marwadi: Bawri ho gai hai ke?
Iski expiry date march 2016 hai.
Life is most persistent and urgent question is, What are you doing for others?
Jyotish santa ka haath dekhkar bola,
Beta tum bahut padhoge.
Santa: Saale padh to mein 4 saal se raha hu,
Ye bata paas kab hounga?
Teacher Bachon Se: Dopehar Ko Sham Ne Ram Ki Behan Se Pyaar Kiya,Bacho Iska Future Tense Banao.
Ek Ladka Khada Hokar Bola: Raat Ko Sham Ram Ki Patni Ke Saath Pyaar Karega.
जभी मिलती है inbox पे कुछ कहने से डरती है वो.
कब आउंगा में online इस इंतज़ार में रहती है वो.
बड़ी ही सरीफ है बात बात पे शर्माती है वो,
गुस्सा न हो जाऊं कहीं हर बात पे sorry बोलती है वो,
मेरे लिऐ आज भी थोड़ा सा वक्त खर्च करती है वो ,
Google पर आकर आज भी मुझे सर्च करती है वो.
पत्नी: मैंने तुम्हें बिना देखे शादी की कैन यू बिलीव दैट?
पति: और मेरी हिम्मत तो देखो मैंने तुम्हें देखने के बाद भी तुमसे शादी की.
बेझिझक मुस्कुराये जो भी गम है,
जिंदगी में टेंशन किसको कम है,
अच्छा या बुरा तो केवल भ्रम है,
जिंदगी का नाम ही कभी ख़ुशी कभी गम है।
टीचर: अपने पिता जी का नाम बताओ इंग्लिश में।
स्टूडेंट: ब्यूटीफुल रेड अंडरवियर।
स्टूडेंट: सुंदर लाल चड्ढा।
Nandangarh mein,
Nandu ke Naana ne,
Nandu ki Naani ko,
Nadiya kinare,
Neem ke neeche,
Neeni karayi.
Dosti mein dooriyan to aati rehti hain,
Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai,
Woh dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho,
Par sachchi dosti doston ko mana leti hai.
Aankho Se Tumhare Dilme Utar Jaayenge.
Dilme Utar Kar Dhaarkan Ban Jaayenge.
Palko Ko Jhuka Kar Chalna Sanam.
Warna,
Zamaane Ko Tumhari Aankho Me Hum Nazar Aayenge.
The world will not end in 2016,
Rajnikanth has bought a computer with a 3 year warranty.
Teacher: Why are u late? all ur classmates came to class on time.
Student: Jhund me kutte ate hain sir. Sher to akela aata hai.
BIKHARI: Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de.
ENGINEER: Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le.
BIKHARI: Tujhe chahiye to meri M.tech ki rakh le.
Kapil As Indian Police,
Method How to catch a Tiger: Catch a cat and beat it until it
accepts it's a Tiger.
AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute,
miss call, if i m gorgeous,
Text back if i m pretty,
Text a joke if i m charming,
Just ignore if u r jealous.
Sardar holding his wife boobs: Jay eh thoray sakht honde tenu bra di lor nai si.
Wife holds his penis: Je eh thora vada honda menu teray pra de lor nai si.
Na wo aa sake, na hum kabhi ja sake,
Na dard dil ka kisi ko suna sake,
Bus khamosh baithe hain unki yaado me,
Na usne yaad kiya na hum use bhula sake.
Milna bichadna sab kismat ka khel hai,
Kahi nafrat kahi dilo ka mel hai,
Bik jata hai har rishta duniya me,
Sirf DOSTI hi yahaan NOT 4 SALE hai.
Yaha koi rishta naata saga nhi hota,
Ab to duniya me koi waada waffa nhi hota,
Dushman ki dushmani pe bhut naz h hame,
Dosto se to haq e dosti bhi ada nhi hota.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Santa: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Santa: The one that says,
School Ahead, Go Slow.
Dreams Are Made For Believers
Believers Are Made for Dreams
But I’m Made For You, And that’s Reality
4 Sardar train ke piche bhag rhe the,
2 Chad gye, train me pesengar ne kha welldone,
Sardar Khak weldone hum to chhodne aye the jana to unhe tha.
Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui..
Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi
Unka Bachaa hua
khana kharab ho gaya..
Fridge me nahi rakha tha na !
LECTURE ME MASTI THI ,
HAMARI BHI KUCH HASTI THI,
TEACHER KA SAHARA THA DIL YE AAWARA THA,
KAHAN AA GAYE IS DEGREE KI AAFAT MEIN YAAR WO SCHOOL HI KITNA PAYARA THA.
True Love Is When A Boy Ask The Girl,
For A Kiss And The Girl Simply Close Her Eyes,
And Allow The Boy For A Kiss,
But The Boy Kisses On Forehead.
I MISS U ITNA,U MISS ME JITNA,
I MISS U TABSE,U MISS ME JABSE,
I MISS U TAB TAK,U MISS ME JAB TAK,
U MISS ME NA JANAY KAB TAK,
BUT I MISS U MURTEY DAM TAK.
Wife:Tum Mujhe Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho
Husbend:Me Tumse Itna Pyar Krta Hun.
Ki Tumhara Jutha Zaher Bhi Pi Skta Hun.
Agar Yakin Nai Ho Toh Aazma Kar Dekh Lo
Boyfriend Ne Girlffriend K Prse Se Mobile Nikala
Dkhne Ke Liye ki Mera Number Kis Nam Se. Save H,
Jab Boyfriend Ne Apna Number dial kra Toh Likha Tha:
Recharge Wale Bhaiya.
A girl takes 3 month to judge a boy On Whether She Likes Him Or Not.
But A Boy Takes 3 Sec.
1st Sec: Yaar Dekh Kya Bachi Hai.
2nd Sec: Kia Lush Aawaz Hai.
3rd Sec: Kasam Se Jani Is Se Bhi Pyar Ho gaya.
Santa ko Rota Dekhkar Banta Ne Pucha Kya Hua?
Santa : Meine 2 Ton Ka AC kharida,
ghar aakar tola to sir 35 kilo ka nikla!
Santa-agar tumhe 1 lakh mil jaye to kya kroge
Banta-to mai khusi se pagal ho jaunga aur zindgi bhar apna treatment karaunga.
Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..
Himesh Reshammiya ka kutta ghar se bhag gaya.
Dusre Kutto ne pucha tu kyun bhaga?
Kutta: Sala raat ko gane ki practice khud karta hai, subah log mujhe marte the.
Rajnikant went to world cooking championship..
Of course rajni won
but guess what he made in finale???
Lal mirchi ki meethi khir
Ishq me ye anjam paya hai,
haath pair toote, muh se khoon aaya hai!
hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya
BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO, KISI KA Aashiq AAYA HAI!
Professor said: If any boy goes to girls hostel,
Rs:100 for first time,
Rs:200 for 2ndtime &,
Rs:500for third time.
One boy asked how much for monthly pass?
Bagwan se scootar manga…car di,
Ghar manga…bangla diya,
Dost manga….tumhe diya,
Bhagwan ne is baar aisa kyu kiya!!
Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..
Husn bana to Deewane bane..
Kuch to baat hai aap me,
Yoon hi nahi pagal khane bane.. kaisa laga