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Today i miss u
Yesterday i missed u.
Don’t worry about tomorrow,
I Will always miss u .
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Ladki ki Nazro me nazakt hoti he
Uske inkar me b ijajt hoti he
Humesa piche pad jao jub tak ha na bole
Qki der Se ha karna ladkiyo ki adat hoti h
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Teri Ulfat Kabhi Nakaam Na Hone Denge.
Teri Dosti Kabhi Badnaam Na Hone Denge.
Meri Zindgi Me Suraj Nikle Na Nikle.
Teri Zindgi Me Kabhi Shaam Na Hone Denge.
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Pati-mere mrne ke baad tumhe mere jaisa doosra aadmi nahin milega.
Patni- tumhe kisne keh diya ki main doosra aadmi tumhare jaisa chahti hoon.
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Jisne chand ki roshni nahi dekhi.
Jisne phulon ki tazgi nahi dekhi.
Jo yeh kehte hain ke mitt jati hai dooriyon se dosti,
Usne shayad hamari dosti nahi dekhi.
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Words are easy, like the wind; Faithful friends are hard to find.
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So Jaao.. So Jaao! Mujhe Good
Night Kahe Bina So Jaao! Raat
Ki Rani Aayegi, Dhakka De Kar
Jayegi, Bed Se Tumhe Girayegi,
Phir Sari Ninni Udd Jayegi..!
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Ek Raasta Hai, Dil Ki Baat Bataane Ka;
Ek Zariya Hai, Apni Yaad Dilaane Ka;
Ek Saathi Hai, Apne Saare Gum Bhulane Ka;
Aur Ek Tarika Hai, Bina Miley Rishta Nibhane Ka
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Har inayat har khushi aapki ho,
mahak uthe wo mahfil jisme hansi aapki ho,
koi bhi lamha ap udas na ho,
khuda kare Zannat jaisi zindagi aapki ho.
GOOD MORNING
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Mushkil raahen bhi assan ho jati hai,
Har raah par pehchaan ho jati hai,
Jo log muskura kar kehte hain,
‘SHUKAR HAI MaLIK KA…’
Kismat uski gulam ho jati ha..
GOOD MORNING
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PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya
toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
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If you live in an area that gets snow, keep a sealed plastic tub of unclumping kitty litter in the trunk. Sprinkle it around tires that get stuck in snow and ice in parking lots for excellent traction.
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Both of you lie on your sides facing one another. She bends and spreads her legs, and angles her vagina toward you. You lift your legs between hers to enter while she wraps her legs around your back.
Benefits: Relaxing position with deeper penetration and increased intimacy.
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Whatsapp ek masti hai
Call se sasti hai
Neend ko udati hai
Khoon ko badati hai
Dimag ko pakati hai
Par kuch bhi ho
ek doosre ki yaad to dilati hai
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No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
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Modern Love
Boy & Girl On Date
Girl:Kiya shadi K Baad
Bhi Aise Hi Hum Dinner
Pe Aya Karenge?
Boy: Haan Agar Tumhare
Husband Ko Koi Aitraz Na
Howa TO
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Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas played coy about their relationship while together, but the news all came out after the.
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Ek ladka bike se gir gaya.
Wo uske ma ke sath doctor k pass gaya.
Doct-whats happen?
Ma-mera beta bike se gir gaya hai.
Doct-tell me in english.
Ma-mera londa gironda from hirohonda.
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Dil Lagi Thi Use Hum Se Mohabbat Kab Thi,
Mehfil-e-Gair Se Un Ko Fursat Kab Thi,
Hum The Mohabbat Main Lot Jane K Qabil,
Us K Wadoon Main Wo Haqiqat Kab Thi.
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He: Janu you are Cute
She: Thanks jaan
He: Janu you are Princess
She: Awww jaan thankss… Kya kar rahe ho?
He: Mazak
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Ek baar ek Totaa (Bole to Parrot) Ud raha tha full speed par.
Uske saamne achanak full speed mein ek Ferrari aa rahi thi, dono ki takkar hui…
Totaa behosh hoga ya, raste mein ek bhikari tha usne Totaa ko uthaya aur ghar le gaya.Usko marham lagaya aur pinjare mein rakh diya.
Jab Totaa ko hosh aaya, usne apne aap ko pinjare mein dekha.
Aur bola, “Aalia … JAIL …. Woh Ferrari ka driver mar gaya kya ??
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While waiting for a subway or train, look for the scuffed areas of the white or yellow line on the edge of the platform. This is where the doors are most likely to open.
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Paas aakar sabhi door chaley jate hain, Akeley they hum, akeley hi reh jate hai Hum apney Dil ka dard kisey dikhaye , Marhum lagane wale hi zakhm de jate h
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Islam is India's and the world's second largest religion.
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If yesterday was a good day, don’t stop. Maybe your winning streak has just begun. Good morning.
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Tujhe Mila Nahi Humsa Koi
Humein Mila Nahi Tujhsa Koi
Ye To Kismat Ki Baat Hai
Ki Humari Nazar Me Is Kadar Basa Nahi Koi.
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Sala samjh me nahi aa raha hai
Bazaar me mandi hai esliye loge Whatsapp par hai
Ya log pura din Whatsapp par lage huye hain.
esliye bazaar me mandi hai.
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A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile.
But the cal goes to another woman.
They
loved & got married.
Moral:an !dea can change ur wife!!
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Met you by fate, chose you as a friend, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.
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If you can’t explain how much you love me, it’s okay, because I know not all things in the world can be explained.
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Mujhe kisi ki zarurat nahi..
Siway tere
Mere nazar ko talash jis ki barson se
Kisi ke paas wo surat nahi..
Siway tere
Jo mere dil or meri zindagi se khel sake
Kisi ko itni ijaazat nahi..
Siway tere.
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Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam.
Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,
Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kam
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Ek hi prashna ke 2 jawab..
1)Maa: Ja Red Label le kar aa…
Beta: Aadha Kilo ya 1 Kilo?
2)Papa: Ja Red Label le kar aa…
Beta: Quarter ya half
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90 saal ke ek dadaji mrityu ke baad swarg pahunche..
Swarg mein khoobsurat apsarao ka nritya dekh kar dada ji fut-fut kar rote hue bole…
“Saala Baba Ramdev ke chakkar mein nahin padta, to kab ka yaha pahunch gaya hota”
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Rahul Gandhi: Maa, Aapki wajah se hi meri shaadi nahi ho rahi hai..
Soniya: Wo kaise?
Rahul: Aaapke har poster mein likha hota hai..
Soniya ji ko “Bahu-Mat” do
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Yaha bhi hoga, waha bhi hoga
Ab to saare jahaa mein hoga
Kya???
Aam ka thela… thela! thela ! thela! thela!
Aam ka thela… thela! thela ! thela! thela!
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Dear Suraj Bhagwan,
Please go to Settings > Display > Brightness…
and lower your brightness…
It’s too hot to handle!!
Garmi se pareshan Aadmi
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Agar Unka Koi Nick Name Ho To Aap Unko Nick Name Se Hi Pukare. Isse Aap Unko Apne Se Lagenge.
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Tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge,
Tumhare jaisa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna,
Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahi denge.
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Ladki ki vidai ke time dulhe ka Mobile Baja
Dulhan ne dulhe ko Kas ke Thappad Mara
Bolo Kyu?
kyu ki
dulhe ki Mbl Ki Ringtone Thi
Dil me apne armaan chhupa ke hum chale
aaj hum apni maut ka saman utha le chale.
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Girl ur clever girl ur smart.girl ur like a work of art.girl ur sexy girl ur fine.d only thing u aint is mine!
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I don’t have a cow so I don’t need your bull.
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एक महिला ने नाटक में झगडालू पत्नी का सफल अभिनव किया | लोगों ने उसे बहुत पसंद किया | नाटक के बाद एक पत्रकार ने उससे पूछा - पहली बार में आपके सफलतम अभिनय का रहस्य क्या हैं ?
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Chuhe ko lagi bili gori gori,
Dono milne lge chori chori,
Chuha bola chlo khele aankh-micholi,
Billi Chuhe ko khake Boli ….
Janu sorry
I hate love story
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Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue. SMILE!
This is ur friend “PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday
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Zindagi hai nadan isi liye chup hoon,
Dard hi dard subah shaam isi liye chup hoon,
Keh du zamane se dastan apni,
Usme aayega uska naam isi liye chup hoon.
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