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Paigam aaya

Ankhe ro padhi unka na paigam aaya,
Chale gaye humein akela chhod ke ye kesa mukam aaya,
Meri tanhai Hansi mujhpe..
Aur boli Bata
Aakhir mere siva tere kon kaam aaya

Apr,27 2015
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Kiss ur lips

I want to kiss ur lips,
I want to touch ur teeth,
I want to smell ur breath,
I want to taste ur tongue,
DONT WORRY I M UR Colgate Friend.
he he he:-)

Apr,27 2015
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IPL & I Pill

2 chij jisne Indian Young Generation mein
JOSH aur UTSAAH bhar dia..

1. IPL ne ladko mein, aur

2. I Pill ne ladkiyon mein!

Apr,27 2015
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Friend of friends

Friend of friends…! Heart of hearts..!

Apr,21 2015
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Ajeeb daastan

Ajeeb daastan hai yeh..!!

Apr,21 2015
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Piece of PHILOSOPHY

Piece of PHILOSOPHY frm a passionate smoker.
“I always THINK of leaving Cigaratte but..
for THINKING, I need a Cigaratte..!!

 

Apr,21 2015
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Newspaper Band!

Aaj subha maine newspaper mein Padha ki:
Doston ke saath whatsapp karne se
sabse jyada time waste hota hai.
To aaj se..
Newspaper Band!

Apr,21 2015
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Fuck up

2 year old son spits water on floor.

Wife: we don't spit! If it's in your mouth you swallow it.

Husband raises eyebrows..

Wife: You shut the fuck up.!!

Apr,18 2015
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Masti Ka Mausam

Masti Ka Mausam, Jhoom Lo Mere Yaar;
Kha Lo Kheer Poodon Ke Saath;
Karo Na Abb Duniya Ki Parwah;
Manao Sab Baiskahi Ka Tyohaar!

Apr,13 2015
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8 Baate

8 Baate, 8 Baato Ko Khatam Kar Deti Hai:
1 Sorry – Galti Ko.2 Dukh – Zindagi Ko.3 Gussa – Rishte Ko.4 Jhuth – Vishwas Ko.5 Saath – Gam Ko.6 Dhokha – Pyaar Ko.7 Facebook – Career Ko8 Whats app – Time Ko. 

Apr,13 2015
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4 Ladke Bike par Sawaar


4 ladko ko 1 bike par sawaari karte dekh Traffic police ne rok liya…

Police: Tripple sawaari jurm hai aur tum 4-4 baithe ho!!??

Yeh sunte hi chaaro peechhe dekhne lage,
Aur ek saath bole…

“Saalo, Paanchwa kaha gir gaya?? Jise party deni thi!” :-D

Apr,10 2015
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Messages

These days success of marriage depends upon...
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the speed and accuracy at which you delete your phone's messages!

Apr,4 2015
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Kaate Nahin

Kaate nahin kat-te lamhe intezaar ke,
Nazaren bichaye baithe hain raste pe yaar ke,
Dil ne kaha dekhe jo jalwe husne yaar ke,
Laya hai unhe kaun falak se utaar ke.

Mar,30 2015
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Crorepati Pati

Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.
Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?
Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chaleñge.
Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?
Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chaleñge.
UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu bola:
JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TO MUJHE UTHA DENA..!

Mar,16 2015
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Gobar Par pair

Santa road pe ja raha tha..
Samne gobar pada tha. Santa ne apni ungli gobar me dali or phir muh me.
Or bola ohh gobar tha shukar hai pair nhi pda..

Mar,13 2015
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Dhoka Pyaar Ka

Dhokha milta hai jab pyar mein,
Zindagi mein udasi chha jati hai,
Sochte hain chhor denge is duniya ko,
Kambakht college me dusri pasand aa jati hai.

Mar,9 2015
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Pleasure to a single heart

To Give Pleasure To
A Single Heart By A
Single Act Is Better
Than A Thousand
Heads Bowing In Prayer

Feb,6 2015
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