If you marry one woman, She will fight with you.
But, if you marry 2 women,They will fight for you.
Think different.Add wife, have life
Boy: If I kiss you and Run away what will you think?
Girl: I will think that it was a fool guy who can solve whole
paper but only done objectives
Teacher: Tum Mirror Ke Saamne Baithkar Kyun Padhte Ho,
Kapil Junior : Madam, Iske 3 Faayde Hain
Padhne Ke Liye Company Mil Jaati Hai
Khud Par Nazar Bhi Rehti Hai
Saath Mein Revision Bhi Ho Jaata Hai.
Dil Me Chupa Hai Ek Pyara Sa Raaz,
Dil To Gaye Har Pal Bas Ek Saaz,
Dil Ko He Aap Par Is Kadar Naaz,
Ki Dil Bas Maange Aapse Pyar Ka Aagaz.
Weak Handshake: 22,Percent of people do this. You want to be firm and confident when shaking your potential bosses hand.
Mene Kaha Wo Do Pal Ki Mulaqat Hai.
Dil Ne Kaha Ye Sadyun Ka Sath Hai.
Mene Kaha Wo Meri Haar Hai.
Dil Ne Kaha Yahi To Pyar Hai.
Zikar Hua Jab Khuda Ki Rehmaton Ka,
Humne Khud Ko Khushnaseeb Paya,
Tamanna Thi Ek Pyaare Se Dost Ki,
Khuda Khud Dost Bankar Chala Aaya.
A scooty girl overtook a biker boy.
Boy shouted: Hey, buffalo.
Girl replied looking behinnd
You buffalo, donkey, monkey,Doggy.
Suddenly she got accident, bcz she crashed wid buffalo.
Girls can never understand the feeling of boys their attitude is their biggest enemy.
Never make anyone very special in your Life,
Because When they change,
You don't hate them,
Instead you start HATING yourself.
Mujhe Rulakar Sona..
To Teri Aadat Ban Gayi Hai,
Jis Din Meri Aankh Na khuli..
Tujhe Neend Se Nafrat Ho Jayegi
Ek Aadmi Ne Apne Padosi Ko Chidane Ke Liye Kisi Baat Pe Bola.
Aadmi: “Yaar, Teri Shakal To Bilkul Mere Laude Jaisi Hai”
Padosi Bhi Baba Saxidas Ka Bhakat Tha, Pura Haazir Jawab, Jatt Se Jawab Diya
Padosi: “Tabhi Main Sochu Bhabhi Mujhe Dekhte Hi Apni Tange Kyun Faila Leti Hai“
Ek 8 Saal Ka Ladka Dukandaar Se Bola,
"Bhai Sahab, Ek Packet Cigarette Dena"!
Dukandaar Hairani Se Bola,
"Itne Chote Aur Cigrarette?"
Ladka: Mere Liye Nahi,
Apne Chote Bhai Ke Liye Le Raha Hoon.
Mere Liye To Ek Packet C0nd0m De Do!
A Policeman To His Son : Tumhara Result Aacha Nahi Aaya.
Aaj Se Tumhara Khelna Aur TV Dekhna Band.
Beta : Ye 50 Rupay Pakdo Aur Ess Baat Ko Yaheen Dabado.
Husband : Kaha gayab thi 4 ghante se?
Wife : Mall me gai thi, shopping karane.
Husband : Kya kya liya?
Wife : Ek hair band aur 45 selfies
Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point.
Lekar Chandni Ye Raat Aayi Hai,
Sath Me Mithi Mithi Yaad Layi
Hai, In Yaado Me Kho Jao, Takiye
Me Sar Rakho Aur So Jao! Good
Night Take Care Sweet Dreams!
Wo Aaj Bhi Dil Me Basti Hai...
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Jis Ne Har Pal Nazar Andaaz Kiya Hai
Mujhko...!!
Agar Ladki Kahi Paidal Ja Rahi Ho To Aap Unhe Apni Bike Me Pahucha Dene Ka Offer Jarur Kare, Aisa Impression Jamane Ke Liye Badiya Mauka Hai.
Yahan Koun Rota Hai Kisi Ke Liye Sagar
Sab Apni Hi Kisi Baat Par Rote Hain
Yahan Milta Hai Sachha Saathi Muskil Se
Baaki Toh Sab Matlab Ke Yaar Hote Hain.
Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad,
Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad,
Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad,
Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad!
Fida hu uski chaal pe,
Uske bolne ki taal pe,
Chahe tamacha lage gaal pe,
par
Bol deta hu sare jahan se..
Nazar mat daalna meri maal pe.
kavi ka Beta School Mein
Teacher : What Is N0un??
Student : Arz Karta Hoon
kutta Bhi Hota Hai Apni Gali Mein King…
Wah Wah…
Kutta Bhi Hota Hai Apni Gali Mein King…
Noun Is A Name Of Any Person Place Or Thing!!
Do u know..?
Khaana saamne rakh kar bhi na khane wali,
Aur neend aate huye bhi na sone wali
beemari kaun si hai..?
Yehi !!
Jo haath mein pakdi hui hai..!!
This can depend on the type of situation you’re in. If you’re with family hanging out or with close friends at the movies, gum is fine. But in a professional situation, gum is distracting.
Use a hotel safe, if possible, when away from the room. Also, carry cash in a cross-body purse or in your front pocket when sight-seeing.
Hawaldar: Tumhe kal subah 6 baje pe phansi di jayegi.
Papu: Ha ha ha!
Hawaldar: Kyu hass rahe ho?
Papu: Main toh subha 9 baje tak sota hoon!
Dooriyon say fark padhta nahi hai Baatain to dilon ki nazdikiyoon say hoti hai Dost to kuch khaas aap jaisay hotay hain Warna mulaqat tu najaney kitnon say hoti hai
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Maths Teacher: What is a line?
Pappu: A line is a dot that's going for a walk.
Teacher: Then what are parallel lines?
Pappu: A dot going for a walk with his girlfriend.
Loneliness Has Taught Me
Everything In Dis World
Except How To Forget
The Person Who Made Me
L O N E L Y
Tell me something about your self.
This is the most commonly asked first question in any interview and the one which can set a ground for rest of your interview. Include details like Your education background , some information about your family father s profession, mother s profession, number of siblings and some information about your extracurricular activities or hobbies.
Sardar:Will U Marry me?
Girl:Sorry I m a Lesbian.
Sardar: Whats Lesbian?
Girl: I have Sex only with Girls.
Sardar:Maar Taali I m also Lesbian
Dard Ki Bazaar Bhari Padi Hai,
Wo Cheez Na Lo Jo Andar Se Jali Padi Hai,
Wafa Ki Talaash Chhod Do Nadan,
Ye Duniya Bewafai Se Bhari Padi H.
Unke Birth day par sabse pehle aap wish kare, isse wo aapko kabhi nahi bhul pyengi.
Jamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.
Lady Teacher Ne My Teacher Par 10 Lines Likhne Ko Kaha.
Thodi Der Bad Golu Ne Uthkar Pucha
Madam Mast Chhamiya Ko English Me Kya Kahte Hain?
Ten percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka.
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.