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Peace In Rain

I find peace inn the rain.

Aug,1 2015
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SORRY For Hurting

Bahut aasan hai kisi ko hurt karna aur,
Kehna: SORRY.
But
Bahut muskil hota hai khud hurt hoke kehna,
I AM FINE.

Aug,1 2015
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Dada Diwana

Tajmahal Ko Dekh Kar Bola,
Sahjahan Ka Pota.
Aj Mera Vi Bank Balance Hota,
Agar Dada Diwana Na Hota.

Aug,1 2015
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Hmari Zindgi

Bhulenge Wo Log Bhulna Jinka Kam he,
Hmari to Dosto K Bina Gujrti nhi Sham he,
Kaise Bhul Skte h Hm Un Dosto Ko,
Jo Hmari Zindgi Ka Dusra Naam he.

Jul,31 2015
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Sirf Handsomeness

Ladkiyan kisi ko pasand karte samay sirf handsomeness ko jyaada dhyaan me nahi rakhti
Ladkiyan kisi ladkeka social status aur uski success  kobhi dhyan me rakhti he

Jul,27 2015
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Exams Ki Parchi

Good teacher is that who suggests you during exams to work hard.
But best teacher is that who tells you in exams,
kanjro, parchiyaan chaab jaao, flying aa gayi.

Jul,27 2015
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Plastic Surgery

Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha
Kyu Tension Me Ho..
Sardar:Yaar,Ek Dost Ko Plastic Surgery
K Liye 2 Lakh Diye Ab Saale Ko
Pehchaan Nahi Pa Raha Hu

Jul,25 2015
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Jalta Hai Zamana

Sabse alag sabse nayare ho aap,
Tareef kabhi puri na ho itne pyare ho aap,
Aaj pata chala ki zamana q jalta hai humse,
Qki dost bhi to akhir hamre ho aap.

Jul,24 2015
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College Life Fun

Jul,23 2015
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Pagal Admi

Ek Pagal Nanga Bazar Mein Ghoom Raha Tha.
Uska L*nd Bahut Bada Tha,
Ek Aurat Ne Dekha To Boli,
Hamara Desh Tarakki Kaise Karega,
Saare Kaam Ke Admi To Pagal Hai.

Jul,22 2015
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Company Value

What exactly does this company value the most,
And how do you think my work for you will further these values?

Jul,22 2015
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Play And Pause A Video

Press the space bar or the 'k' key on your keyboard to play and pause a video.

Jul,20 2015
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Confident Rho

Ladki se baat karte waqkt confident raho
Aur ladki ke mobile pe hamesha top up karwado taki wo aap se mobile pe bhi batt karsake.
Agar aap ladki ke maa baap ka dil jit liya to aap ko v ladki ka dil mil jaega,

Jul,20 2015
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Gas Subsidy Ka Sach

जिस देश के लोग पेट से गैस छोड़कर
ये नही मानते की कि गैस उन्होंने छोड़ी
मोदी उनसे गैस सब्सिटी छोड़ने को कह रहे है

Jul,20 2015
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Coming Back Alone

Walking alone is not difficult,
But,
When we walked a mile with someone,
Then coming back alone is difficult.

Jul,20 2015
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Examination Hall

Teacher: kisi aisi jagha ka name batao jaha..
bhut sare log ho phir bhi aap akely feel karty ho..
Student: Examination hall.. 😐

Jul,20 2015
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You Fool

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I’m really in love,
but not with you,
you broke my heart you fool!

Jul,20 2015
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GaaneTum

Sardar flight me pilot ka
headphone cheen raha tha. Pilot:-
Ye kya kar rahe ho..?
Sardar:- Accha ji Ticket hum le aur Gaane tum suno…


Jul,20 2015
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Dosti Parayo Se

Dil ki Amiri kisi DukanPe nhi milti,
Achhi Dosti har Jagahpe nhi milti,
Yaaro ka Aitbar rakho mere Yaar,
Qki Sacchi Dosti Parayo Se nahi milti.

Jul,20 2015
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Bill Nahi Bhara

Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.
Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?
Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.

Jul,20 2015
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Pahli Mulakat

Ek tu teri aawaz yaad aayegi,
Teri kahi huwi har baat yaad aayegi,
Din dhal jayega raat yaad aayegi,
Har lamha pahli mulakat yaad aayegi.

Jul,17 2015
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Free Hand

As for me, the silence and the emptiness is so great, that I look and do not see, —
Listen and do not hear — the tongue moves but does not speak …
I want you to pray for me — that I let Him have free hand.

Jul,15 2015
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Jaatehuwe us Shakhs
ne ek AjaBsi BadDuaa si Di...
Ke Tujhe MiLeDo jahan kikhushiyan
parkoi mujh jaisa naMiLe...

Jul,15 2015
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Mere Pass Kutta

Boy to Girl: Apni body to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya ho.
Girl: Isliye itni der se soch rahi hu k mere pass Kutta kyo khada hai.

Jul,14 2015
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दोस्ती में सब बराबर

कौन कहता है कि दोस्ती बराबरी में होती है सच तो ये है दोस्ती में सब बराबर होते है..!! 

Jul,13 2015
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Engine ko Choom Liya.

Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale ?
Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krne gayatha.
Banta: Toh ?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya.

Jul,13 2015
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Make Good First Impressions

A cardinal rule of interviewing: Be polite and offer warm greetings to everyone you meet -- from parking attendant or receptionist to the hiring manager. Employers often are curious how job applicants treat staff members -- and your job offer could easily be derailed if you're rude or arrogant to any of the staff.

 

Jul,13 2015
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Fanah Ho Jaye

Savita : Mere 2 Taango Ke Beech Tujhe Panah Mil Jaye.
Mujhe Itna Ch*d  Ke  Tera  L*ND Fanah Ho Jaye..

Jul,13 2015
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Sum Of Iis Actions

A man is the sum of his actions, of what he has done, of what he can do, nothing else.

Jul,13 2015
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Positive Thinking

Positive thinking is one of the highly recommended stuffs. It will help you in entering correct mindset, but you must never overdo it. Also, positive thinking should be considered as a tool for finding solutions and not for making excuses.

Jul,13 2015
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दिमाग और शरीर

एक मकान तब तक घर नहीं बन सकता जब तक उसमे दिमाग और शरीर दोनों के लिए भोजन और भभक ना हो. – बेंजामिन फ्रैंकलिन ||

Jul,13 2015
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Kisi Roj

Kisi roj yaad na kar pau to khudgarj na samjh lena,
Darasl choti si iss umar mai presaniya bhut hai,
Main bhoola nhi hu kisi ko mere bahot achhe dost hai zmane me,
Bs thodi zindagi uljhi pdi hai do waqt ki roti kmane me.

Jul,9 2015
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Smile And Laugh A Lot Around Him

Guys are mesmerized by a girl’s laughter. Laugh at his jokes if you find him funny, and give him all your attention when you’re with him. You don’t need to initiate too many conversations, just sit back and let him know that you’re enjoying his company. He’ll do the rest, and get impressed by you too.

Jul,8 2015
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Golgappe Kab 10 Ke 3 Hogaye

Arzz Kia Hai...
Hum Zindagi Ki BhagDor Me Itne Leen Ho
Gaye Ki Pata Hi Nh Chala Golgappe Kab 10
Ke 3 Hogaye.

Jul,8 2015
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Please Chhudwa do

Sharabi to Doctor: Kya aap meri sharab chhudva sakte ho?
Doctor: Haan, kyun nahi.
Sharabi: To police headquaters me meri 4 bottle padi hai. Please chhudwa do.

Jul,8 2015
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So Kiss Me And Smile

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again

Jul,8 2015
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Break UP

Sometimes I feel that waiting 4u
in my life is like waiting 4 bus
at a railway station..

Jul,8 2015
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You And Your Secrets

The biggest guru-mantra is: never share your secrets with anybody. It will destroy you.

Jul,7 2015
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Boss and employee

Boss : Kahan gaye they Tum Office hour main
employee: Sir baal katwane
Boss : Office hour main
Employee : Sir bareh bhi toh office hour main
Boss : toh baal ghar main nai barehte kaya
Employee : Sir tabhi toh adhe katva kar aya hun ganja Toh nai hua 

Jul,7 2015
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Lady Patient: Doctor! Please call my husband inside.
Doctor: Trust me, I'm a Gentleman.
Lady: No Doctor, Your Nurse is sitting outside & my husband is not a Gentleman..

Jul,7 2015
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Aloknath

Jul,7 2015
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Driver Ko Naukri

Wife: Main driver ko naukri se nikal rahi hoon, aaj marte-marte bachi hoon
Kapil sharma: Please use ek aur mauka de do

Jul,7 2015
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Arrange And Love Marriage

Love marriage aur arrange marrige,
Kya difference hai?
Hum khud jakar kunwe me gire
Wo love marriage,
500 log milkar dhakka de
To arrange marriage.

Jul,7 2015
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Ek Lesson Us Galti

Ek lesson us galti se jo kejriwal ne ki aur modi ne nahi,
kabhi bhi jab tak agli job na mile,
current job se resign nahi karna chahiye!

Jul,6 2015
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Yaad Rukti Nahi

Yaad Rukti Nahi Rok Paane Se,
Dil Maanta Nahi Kisi Ke Manane Se,
Ruk Jaati Hain Dhadkane Aapko Bhool Jaane Se,
Isliye Aapko Yaad Karte Hain Jeene Ke Bahane Se.

Jul,4 2015
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Rajniti Ke Katu Vachan

Jul,3 2015
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Biggest Lie On Internet

Jul,3 2015
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Short Cuts/Starting Points

If you really have no idea of what companies might be best for you, there are some good places to start. A number of media have already done the research for you -- and have produced various "best" lists... best companies for women, best private companies, best employee-owned companies, etc.

Jul,3 2015
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Share Knowledge

When you have a skill or talent, share it. Teach others and share what you know and have learned.

Jul,3 2015
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Don’t break your promises

There are too many people out there making promises they know they can’t keep. They promise something because it makes the other person feel better in that moment. The problem with that is that down the road, when you don’t follow through, the comfort that person felt turns into discouragement, frustration and even anger. If you can’t keep a promise, don’t make it. If you do make a promise, do everything you can to keep it.

Jul,2 2015
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