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How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl

How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication
In the Sweetest Point.

Oct,29 2014
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FERI WALA-Awaz laga raha tha

FERI WALA-Awaz laga raha tha
Dudh Ki THELI 20-20 rupey me
1 lady ne jakar dkha,
Fir sharma k wapis aa gai.
2nd lady:kya hua?
Pehli wali: Kamina Br* bech rha hai;)

Oct,29 2014
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Girl :"my left leg is lunch and

Girl :"my left leg is lunch and
My right leg is dinner,
What would you like to have?
Pappu :"I would like to have,
Snacks between lunch and dinner"

Oct,29 2014
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Bestfrnd wo jo school me apni pen

Bestfrnd wo jo school me apni pen
High school me apni note
Collage me bike
Or life me apni wife de de
Mai janta hu tu hi mera Best frnd hai.

Oct,29 2014
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Boy: Tumhara naam

Boy: Tumhara naam
kiya hay?
Girl: Mina, aur tumhara?
Boy: kamina
Girl: jhoot mat bolo
Boy: Tum 5mints pass
Beth k dakh lo Tum isi
Naam se bulaogi.

Oct,29 2014
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Dena hai Dil hume daan me

Arz kiya hai.
Dena hai Dil hume daan me.
Wah wah
Gour farmaiye hujur.,
Dena hai Dil hame daan me.
Hai kya koi mast ladki,
Aapki jaan pehchaan me.

Oct,29 2014
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I have a confession to make

I have a confession to make 
ever since I met u
Its been hard for me to 4get u 
Every night I see u in my dreams 
And find myself shouting 
GHOST GHOST !!!

Oct,29 2014
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Na moh na maya hai

Na moh na maya hai;
Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai;
Humein bhi msg kar k dekh lo;
Nokia/Motorola/Sony ne ye mobile
Sirf tumhari GIRLFRIEND k
Liye nahi banaya hai.

Oct,29 2014
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Barsat ki raat

Barsat ki raat
1 bheegi ladki
Bhige hont
Bhigi zulfein
Usse nazre mile milte hi dil ne kaha
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Kal ye 100% bimar hogi saali...

Oct,29 2014
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Beta :-padosi Ki Ladki Unpadh Ha

Beta :-padosi Ki Ladki Unpadh Hai.

Father:-tumhe Kaise Patat Chala,
Beta:~maine Use Kaha Give Me A Sweet Kiss To Usne "thappad Mar Dia" Unpadh Kahi Ki

Oct,29 2014
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Boy - Movie dekhne challe

Boy - Movie dekhne challe ?
Girl - Nahi,
Waha tum mujhe touch karoge
Boy - No !
Girl - Mera haath pakdoge
Boy - No
Girl - Mujhe KISS karoge
Boy - No
Girl - To apni behan ko le ja.

Oct,29 2014
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Boy-tum nahati nahi ho kya?

Boy-tum nahati nahi ho kya?
Girl-mai to roj nahati hu but
Tumne aisa kyo puchha?
Boy-maine kabhi dekha nahi isliye puchha.

Oct,29 2014
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A husband in a book store

A husband in a book store:
Do you have this book:
"Man, The master of Woman!"
Sales Girl: The fiction department,
Is on the 1st floor, Sir.

Oct,29 2014
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Lady teacher:-bachcho btao

Lady teacher:-bachcho btao
Samose aur kachori me kya antar hai?
Ek shaitan bchcha bola,
Madam b*a pehnogi to samosha dikhaga,
Nahi pehnogi to kachori..

Oct,29 2014
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HEER :- Mai Tumhare Ishq Me Barbaad Ho Gayi

HEER :- Mai Tumhare Ishq Me Barbaad Ho Gayi,
Lut Gyi...., Ruswa Ho Gayi....,
Ranjha :- To karmjali Mai Koun Sa
I.A.S. OFFICER Ban Gaya...

Oct,29 2014
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Define a True Music Lover

Define a True Music Lover?
A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
And a Boy Near the Keyhole
Is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.

Oct,29 2014
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Bhakt: Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Karva Do

Bhakt: Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Karva Do
Bhagwan: Aishwarya Ki Ek Saari
1 Lakh Ki Hai Kharch Utha Paoge
Bhakt: Bhagwaan Koi Upai Bataye
Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat

Oct,29 2014
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Boy:dil me dard sa jaga hai

Boy:dil me dard sa jaga hai, 
Kata sa kahi laga hai
Mohabbat ye nai to kya hai.
His father: are pagal ye koi mohabbat nahi,
Heartattack aaya hai tujhe

Oct,29 2014
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Boy- darling mai tumhe .Bangla,car

Boy- darling mai tumhe .Bangla,car,
Sone ka haar dilaunga,
Girl- ye, batao saam ko park aa rehe ho ?
Boy- Agar mummy ne bus ka kiraya diya to jarur aaunga.

Oct,29 2014
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Lesson Frm Movie Bodygurd

Lesson Frm Movie Bodygurd
Log kehte H Pyar itna B Na kro
K Gf sar p sawar ho jye
Hum kehte H k pyar itna kro k
GF ki frnd b Apke sath Farar ho jye

Oct,29 2014
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Khuda ne sansar banaya or so gaya

Khuda ne sansar banaya or so gaya,
Fir khudane insan banaya or fir so gaya,
Fir khudane MAHOBBAT banai,
Na khud soya or na dusro ko sone Diya.

Oct,29 2014
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Teacher : Agar Mai Teri Maa Ban jau

Teacher : Agar Mai Teri Maa Ban jau,
To Tujhe 2 DiN Me Sudhar Du.
GOLU :- Madam mai Aaj Hi Jake,
Apne Bapu Ko Batata Hu ki.
Budde Teri Lottery Lagne wali hAi.

Oct,29 2014
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Ek Larki sadak Pe Akeli Ja Rahi Thi

Ek Larki sadak Pe Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
Piche Se Ek Boy Bola :
Ghar Tak Lift Chaiye Kya?
Girl: Bhag Ja Saley,
3 Din Se Lift Le Rahi Hu
Abi Tak Ghar Nhi Pahunchi.

Oct,29 2014
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Ladki Se Nasha Hota H

Ladki Se Nasha Hota H,
Nashe Se Jannon.
Jannon Se Mehnat,
Mehnat Se Padhayi.
Padhayi Se Carrier Banta H,
Isliye Successful Hone K Liye,
Ladki Patana Jarrori H,
Padhayi Nhi Mere Bhai.

Oct,29 2014
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Hazaro ladkiya aati hai

Hazaro ladkiya aati hai
Hazaro jati hai
Hazaro hasati hai,
Hazaro rulati hai
Par mere dost sath
Wahi nibhati hai
Jo "Doli" me baith ke aati hai.

Oct,29 2014
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Boy's painful stry-"jutha tha wo dost

Boy's painful stry-"jutha tha wo dost...
Jo kahta tha jaan bi mango to de denge,
Aaj wo apni g.f ko jaan kahta hai ,
Aur mango to sala inkar karta hai.

Oct,29 2014
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Roye is kdar unke sine se lipat kr

Roye is kdar unke sine se lipat kr,
Roye is kdar unke sine se lipat kr,

Ki wo khud apni Bra utarkar boli,
Daba le kamine natak mat kar...

Oct,29 2014
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Pyar hua ikrar hua hai

Pyar hua ikrar hua hai,
Pyar se phir q darta hai dil...
Q na dare dil?

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.
Kyuki aaj kal k pyaar se badhta hai,
Sirf mobile or resturant ka bill!!!

Oct,29 2014
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Boy-chalti hai kya 9 se 12

Boy-chalti hai kya 9 se 12 ??
Girl -chal,
Boy-kaha?
Girl-principal ke pas,
Boy-lo ab apni behan se majak bi ni kar sakta!!
Girl-bewkuf chutti mangne..

Oct,29 2014
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Pathan Ki Biwi Romantic Mood Mein Thhi

Pathan Ki Biwi Romantic Mood Mein Thhi,
To Woh Pathan Se Kehti Hai.
Biwi Pyar Se Boli:Aap Hazaron Mein Ek Ho,
Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ke Muh Pe Thapad Maara
Or Gusse Se Bola.
Pathan:Ye Baki 999 Koun Hain?

Oct,29 2014
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A Boy Touched His Girlfriend

A Boy Touched His Girlfriend B**bs And Said. Boyfriend: "You Are So Hot Baby"
Girlfriend: "Saale Kamine,
Mujhe Bukhar (Fever) Hai,
Aur Tumhe Ashiqi Sujh Rahi Hai"

Oct,29 2014
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GF Kal maine tumhe call kiya

GF Kal maine tumhe call kiya,
To tumne phone kyo nahi uthaya.
BF Kyo uthau Rs 45 dekar jo gana lagwaya hai,
Wo kya tera baap sunega.

Oct,29 2014
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LALU:- "I LOVE U" ka matlab ka hota hai

LALU:- "I LOVE U" ka matlab ka hota hai ?
Sonia gandi :- mai tumse pyar karti hu.
LALU:-LO KAR LO BAAT,
SASURA EK ANGREGI ma sawal ka puch liya sasuri.
Ye to fida hi ho gai..

Oct,29 2014
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Master ji ne madem ki kiss lekar kaha

Class me,
Master ji ne madem ki kiss lekar kaha,
ki dekho bachho chumne se Aids nai hota..
.
Isper ek bachha bolta hai :-
Acha sar ab ye dikahao ki Aids kaise hota hai...

Oct,29 2014
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Garib ne tajmahal ki hr diwar ko dekha

Garib ne tajmahal ki hr diwar ko dekha,
Hr minar ko dekha,
Hr kaalin ko dekha,
Hr khidki ko dekha,
Or bola.
"maa kasam sachi mohabbat me kharcha bahut h..

Oct,29 2014
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Aaj Titanic ki 96th

Aaj Titanic ki 96th
Anniversary hai
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Sub pyaar karne walon se
Request hai k doob k mar
Jayen
Thank u.......:D :D :D

Oct,29 2014
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Agar chandni chowk ka favvara n hota

Agar chandni chowk ka favvara n hota aur,
India gate ka nazara n hota.
Agar aaj k fashion n ladakiyon ko,
Is kdr bigada n hota,
To kas India ka koi bhi ladka aaj awara n hota.

Oct,29 2014
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Pyar Karne Ki, Apni Ek Reet Hai

Pyar Karne Ki, Apni Ek Reet Hai!!
Pyar Ka Dusara Naam Hi To Preet Hai!!
Isiliye Try Maro Har LADKI Par.!
Kyun ki ''DARR Ke Aage JEET Hai''.

Oct,29 2014
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Har jis dil me mumtaj h

Har jis dil me mumtaj h,
har jis dil me mumtaj h.
har us dil ki chahat ek pyas h,
magar ladko ke liye ye sab bakwas h
kyuki har pal badlti unki MUMTAJ h.

Oct,29 2014
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Wife 2 her husband

Wife 2 her husband:-
talak ke baad baccha mera hoga.
pati- nhi baccha me rakhunga.
wife-wah re hero DHUDH mera HANDI meri jara so JAMAN kya dal diya sara DAHI tera ho gaya.

Oct,29 2014
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Wife 2 husband

Wife 2 husband-
tumhe pyar karna nahi aata,
husb-to kya ye 3 bacche internet
se downlod kiye h?
wife-nahi y to sharma ji ke
pen drive se liye h.

Oct,29 2014
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Premi:e bewafa tune mera dil jaladiya

Premi:e bewafa tune mera dil jaladiya,
dil jala kr rakh bana diya
Premika:teri kurbani bekar nhi jayegi,
rakh bhej dena bartan manjane k kaam ayegi.

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