Boyfriend – “iss baar mai exam mein fail hona chaahata huun … “

Girlfriend – “Why ?”

Boyfriend – “isliye kyonki pitaaji ne kahaa hai ki agar mai first aaya to ve mujhe Engineering mein admission dilwaayenge, second aaya to Science mein, third aaya to Commerce mein aur agar fail ho gaya to tumhare saath meri shaadi karaa denge … !”