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VIDEOS
NON VEG
PLEDGE collge boys:
India is my nation
Girls are my destination
Dating is my occupation
Sighting is my profession
In between,
wat the hell is dis Education
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In Examination Hall, How do boys Manage the Time......
1. Watching the girls around.
2. Sighting the Lady Superviser.
3. Counting How Many Windows & Doors.
4. Seeing the brand name of the pen.
5. Reading evrything writen on benches.
6. Feelings for wasting yesterday nite.
7. Dreaming to study well for nxt xam.
8. Calculating again &again d Marks he can get, out of watever he has writen.
9. Thinking abusive words for the paper setter..
10. Watching d blank ans. Sheets &a
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Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating..
Sam: No sir, I do not have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Studies have shown that majority college students suffer from intense pain of lower jaw
dis is due to uncontrolled yawning during lectures
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Life of a student:
Wallet hai, paise nahi
Lecture hai, attendance nahi
Mobile hai, balance nahi
Friends hai boyfriend ya girlfriend nahi
Exam hai, tension nahi
Padhna hai, lekin saala mood nahi!
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COLLEGE MEMORIES:
One sided love,
Silent Mode Mobiles,
Bus stand coMedies
Canteen foods,
Escape froM seMinars,
Last period galataas,
Birthday treats,
Last Minute preparation,
Over nėght study for next day exaM,
Friend-faMily functions,
Internal Marks probleM,
Mass bunk for a filM,
Waiting for feb14,
shortage of pocket Money
and attendance
those day willnever coMe again
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1 hand on pen
Othr on PHoNe,
1 ear on lecture
Othr on GOSSIP,
1 eye on board
Othr on CRUSH,
Who told college life is easy.
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Many yrs have passed
millions of tomorrow gone
but still a hope remains
in all students dat
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we will study tomorrow definitly.
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If all Indians start studing
all get good marks
but
jobs r limited
more unemployment
more youth suicides
more crime
SAVE INDIA
stop studing.!.
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The worlds best feeling comes wen v friends c a wonderful question paper in d examination hall & smile at each othr sayin,
"GONE
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Kagaz ki kashti thi,
Pani ka kinara tha!
Khel ki masti thi,
DIL ye awara tha!
Kaha aa gaye is Samajdari ki Duniya me,
Wo School ka Bachpana hi pyara tha!
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Most Insulting Lines Written on a Board in Front of a Company:
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"Beggars With Plate &
BE Freshers With Resume are Not Allowed Inside."
Plz dont laugh..
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A stdnt called up
his Physics profsr,
Bt got his profsr-s wife on
the phone,
He died last week, She
explnd.
Nxt day de stdnt called again
and askd 4 the profsr.
Again wife ansrd " told u
he died last week"
..Nxt day he called again.
Dis tym wife shouted "I-VE
TOLD U, UR PROFSR DIED
LAST WEEK !! SO Y DO U
KEEP CALING AGAIN AND
AGAIN....
He replyd,"i feel good
whenever i hear this"
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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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Imagine that u r driving ur brand new BMW in a dark,gloomy nite by the side of a haunted hill side house..suddenly a lorry comes an hits ur car..both ur legs r cmpletely torn.,ur eyes come out,ur body is stuck under the lorry-s rear tyres,ur head shattered and u r waving ur hands 4 help
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Nw,explain the muscles involved in the ADDUCTION AND ABDUCTION OF THE ELBOW JOINT.
This is called MEDICAL VIVA!!!!
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Students which are good absorber in class are good emitter in examination and shine in result or otherwise disappear
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Knw Wat It Feels Lyk While Xamz..
Tick Tock
Mind Block
Pen Stop
Eyes Up
Tym Shock
Jaw Drop
No Luck
Tym-s Up
Oh F**K
Xams Suck
Stil Good Luck
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Send me ur msgs only at these timings..
Morning
6am-12pm
Noon
12pm-4pm
Evening
4pm-8pm
Night
8pm-6am
Besides dese timing i-ll b studying.Plz coperate!!
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Midnite coffee
long chats
B-day bumps
bunking classes
crush on sum1
fight 4 marks
just everything.
People call it -COLLEGE-
I call it,
-COOL AGE..-
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Har sawal se dat kar ladna
Fekne me kami mat karna
Mauka mile to piche b dekhna
Aur ek baat yaad rakhna
Aage wale k paper APNA Hi samajhna
BEST OF LUCK$!!
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Edison has rightly said,
"A fool can ask more questions than a wise prson cn answer"
Now u-ll know y I m speechless during VIVA & PRACTICALS!!
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Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once.
How much is six plus 4..
Class: At once!
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College se
bunk karvate
hai dost.
Jhoot bol k
bevkuf
banate hai dost.
Paani bol k
Vodka
pilate hai dost.
par
kuch b kaho
saale bahut yaad ate hai dost!
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As i hv startd studyin seriously 4 exams n i hv decided not 2 msg any mor so i believe u ppl wil cooperate wid me.Thanx..
-Height of over acting-
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"The powers of mind r like the rays of d sun dissipated.
When they r concentrated they illuminate"
Moral: dont concentrate too much, it wil burn ur books
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THIS DECEMBER..
Lives will change.
Options will close.
Courage will be shaken.
From the director of "Screwing Lives" and the producers of "Flunking Warriors" and
"Call of The Criticals"
After the enormous success of
"The June Nightmares"
VTU productions presents Another bone-chilling
horror-psycho thriller,,,
"I KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE NOT READ--
This Winter!!
Releasing in all exam halls near you.
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Ckt has reached exciting levels with T20. Infusing the same thing into exams, some suggestions:
1.Reduce exam time by 1 hr n marks by 50
2.Introduce strategic breaks after each 30 mins
3.Give free hit marks where students can frame their own questions n write ans
4.Ist 15 mins power play ie. no invigilator in class
5.Introduce fair play awards
~Issued in public intrest
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Teacher to sleepy student:
Who Invented Steam Engine..
Student: What sir..
Teacher: Yes correct. Its James Watt
Moral:Sleeping improves ur general knwldge!
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Ckt has reached exciting levels with T20. Infusing the same thing into exams, some suggestions:
1.Reduce exam time by 1 hr n marks by 50
2.Introduce strategic breaks after each 30 mins
3.Give free hit marks where students can frame their own questions n write ans
4.Ist 15 mins power play ie. no invigilator in class
5.Introduce fair play awards
~Issued in public intrest
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College ki galiyo me ajib khel hota hai,
Lecture ke bahane dilo ka mel hota hai,
Isliye to hamara pappu har sal fail hota hai
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Years ago people who sacrificed their
Sleep, Family, Food, Laughter & Other joys of Life
Were called Saints!
But nowadays they are called as
ENGINEERS..
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School life-s done..Try remembering the SMILING FACES of your friends..Remember the times spent TOGETHER..What do you FEEL..
Started missing everyone a lot..
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MBBS Professor: The Sperm is made of glucose.The same material sugar is made of.
A girl raised her hand:
Then y doesn-t it taste like sugar..
The Professor-s reply ws a medical master piece:
My dear,its bcause the taste buds for sweetness are located on de tip of ur tongue & nt at the back of ur throat!
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Hw wil a CS gal scolds a boy
"Pedaishi Error,
Virus k Bacche,
1Click Marungi 2 Dharti Se Delete Ho k Pataal Me Instaal Ho Jayega"
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Theory is wen v kno smthng bt it dsnt work..
Practicl is wn smthng wrks bt v dnt kno y.
V ENGINEERS combine theory & practical
"Nothng wrks & v dnt kno y"!
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V had many options for die
POISON
HANGIN BY NECK
JUMPG FRM A BUILDG COMG UNDER A TRAIN,
V choose. EDUCATION!
Tadap Tadap k Marenge!
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1)Dont talk in front of my back.
2)Both of u 3 get out of d class.
3)Y r u so late.. Say yes or no.
4)Take 5 cm copper wire of any length.
5)I have 2 daughters.Both of them r girls.
6)All of u stand in a straight circle.
7)Be quiet. Principal passed away just now.
Y r u looking at d monkey outside wen I am standing here..
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PRINCIPLES F STDNT LIFE
-luv ur bed,it-s ur temple
-relax in d day.so u can sleep at nite
-books r holy.so don toch dem
-if u feel lyk doin somthin,wait til dat feelin goes away
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New 3 Idiot lines:
Neend k piche mat bhogo.
Bhagana hi hai to padhai k piche bhago.
Nind zak mar k piche aayegi.
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how to kill an Engineering student....
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Just pour water on his record book one day before submission!!
Mar Jayega!!
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Buying a notebook- Rs.20
Getting a refill- Rs.8
Pencil- Rs.2
But the joy of not finishing the assignment and standing out..
PRICELESS!!!!
There are somethings money cant buy..
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Using ur brain is strictly prohibited wen u enter in exam hall.
Q- U r in a boat in middle of river. U hav 2 candles & hav to light any 1 candle. U dnt hav anythng wid u in d boat. How 2 do it..
Ans-Take 1candle & throw it in d water.So d boat wil become LIGHTER. using dis LIGHTER u cn light d other Candle.
Another deadly ans-U throw a candle up & catch it. Catches win Matches. Using Matches u can light d candle.
If dat wasnt enough,1more ans-take water in ur hand & drop
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Students song
Hm hoge all pass
Hm hoge all pass
1din
Ho! ho!
SOTE h bindass
Likhte h bakwas
Karte h timepas
Fir B h vishwas
Marks milenge jhaKkas 1 din!!!!
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8 semesters, 80GB syllabus, 80MB we study, 80KB we remember, 80 BYTES we answer, BINARY marks we get, dis is known as BTech(Brain is Technically Empty) degree!
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Dear Maths,
All my life you made me find ur X ! ! ! Listen buddy..
She-s not coming back..
So please move on!
Regards,
Frustrated Student.
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Big gang of frnds!COlOrles dress remindng dos colorful days!Untold love!Bakery chats!Silly fght!Frndly teachrs!Un4getable Group photos!Combindstudy!Rockng farewel days! Groupdiscusns on anythg n nothg!So many lunches 2share!Rmarkble marks! Justifid mistakes!Lovable tours!SCHOOl LIFE was nothng but HEAVEN
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In a School function: A lkg boy started closing his EARs with both hands when a girl was about to start her speech,
Others Asked him why r u closing ur ears,
He replied: Hey dudes she is my LOVER,she-ll start d speech as My Dear BROTHERs and SISTERs...
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A boy came running 2 d lecture hall.BOY:terrorists hav kidnapped all our lecturers nd hav demanded 50 lakhs 2 release them or else they will burn them alive..so pls donate...i hav already donated 10 litres kerosene.
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Collage related movies.
Exams-WELCOM
Claas-DHOOM
Q.paper-RAAZ
Copy-MAJBOOR
Marks-nayak
Final exam-MURDER
Fail-YE TO HONA HI THA
Paas-CHAMATKAR..
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A first bench student knows " TO AVOID THE PROBLEMS" But only the last bench students has the ability to "FACE THE PROBLEM" -
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