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Most touching msg about SCHOOL N COLLEGE LIFE:
We came with the fear of not knowing anybody!
But We will go with tears after knowing everybody!
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Exam OFFER!
Take a COPY paper 2 d EXAM HALL
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Show it 2 Ur nearest TEACHER
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Win a free trip 2
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PRINCIPAL room
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Enjoy Unlimited holiday..
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GooD NEWS:
All C.A. Exams wil now b only OBJECTIV TYPE!
Example:
3+3=..
Options:
a: 6
b: Six
c: VI
d: 6.0
Moral:
CA is still TOUGH!!
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HW DO COLLEGE TEACHRS COMPLETE SYLLABUS:
UNIT1:dis s jz intrdction no need2teach
UNIT2:Vry easy topic u cn study on ur own
UNIT3is hs already been discssd in last unit
UNIT4is topic is directly given in text book study as it is i dont need to teach it.
UNIT 5:Who is ready to take seminar..
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Yahoooooo.....!
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Exams ki saari taiyaari ho gayi
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Pen,
pencil,
scale,
eraser,
identity card,
sab taiyar hai..
AB BUS..
padhna baki hai..
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8 semesters are there
80GB syllabus
80MB we study
80KB we remember
80 Bytes we answer
BINARY marks we get,
The Degree finally we get is BE
That is Brain Empty (B.E)
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Physics would have been much much Easier..
If..
If..
If..
If..
The Tree itself had Fallen On Newton-s Head Instead of the Apple..!
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A girl may not help u to get lot of marks.but,Marks may help u 2 get lot of girls.So,Love ur studies,Not girls.
"BOYS FUTURE CARE COMMITTEE".
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#Samundar se keh do,apni lehro ko sambhal kar rekhe.
#Samundar se keh do apni lehro ko sambhal kar rekhe.
#Zindgi main tufaan lane ke liye humara result he bahut hai.
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Got It...
Mil gaya kamina..
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"HENRY FISHEL-THE AMERICAN"
was the first to invent THE EXAMS....:-l
Forward to all students. Sale ne jindagi narak bana di!
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Difference between insult & achievement
If you cry seeing your question paper its an insult, but if you make your teacher cry seeing your answer paper its achievement.….!!!!
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Kaash koi exam ke rijalt ka
insurance kara dete,
To har exam ke pehle
premium bhar dete,
Paas hote to thik varna
... insurance claim to kar hi
dete.
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Bhakt-INDIA se USA tak road banao
GOD-Mushkil hai kuch aur maango
BHAKT-Mere jagah aap Enginearing karo
GOD-Road single banau ya double..
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A palak tu band ho ja
khabo m unki surat to nazar ayegi
intezar to subah dubara shuru hoga
km se km rat to khusi se kat jayegi.
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Kabirji ka modified doha
For talented studnt like us:-
Kahe jaawat tution ko, kahe krt pdai.
NumberTo utne hi aan hai, jitne ki chit bnai....
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Aisi Uljhi nazar unse..Hatt ti nhi...
Gaur farmayega..
Aisi Uljhi nazar unse.. Hatt ti nhi...
Kuch Dino me He Xam fir B Humari...
Fatt-ti-Nai!
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Simple IIT Question
What is the solution for 2+2?
Options:
a) 4
b) Four
c) IV
d) 4.0
Isiliye STUDENTS suicide krte hain...
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greenland ka class 10th ka student hu kal ham school sa vida ho jayga jin sikasha ko na ham padya ha unki yada aygi from.viral
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Teacher: Batao Sabse Zyada Nasha kis Chiz me Hota he?
Student: Books me.!
Teacher: Vo Kaise.?
Studnt: Kholte hi Neend aa Jati he..
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New exam pattern=>
1.General students:-Ans ALL question.
2.OBC:-Write ANY question.
3.SC:-Read ONLY question.
4.ST:-Thanks for coming 2 exam..
apNE KYA CHUNA?
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student life:
in class:
2+2=4.
homework:
2+4+2=8.
exam:
john had 4 apples.
He eats one and gives one to a friend.
Calculate the sun's mass.
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Math Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c,
now give me the practical example of this
principle from real life.
Student : I love you sir and you love your
daughter which means I love your daughter.
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Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6
is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me
what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!"
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full form:
M:mentaly
A:admited
T:teacher
H:harshing
S:student
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Like if you ever said this to your teacher ...
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Sir, I did My homework, but forgot it at home..!!
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Suna hai Zindagi Imtihan Leti hai,
Suna hai Zindagi Imtihan Leti hai!!
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Yahan to Saale Imtihano ne
Zindagi Le rakhi hai..!
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Que. EK GHANTA PADHNE...
Aur 1 GHANTA NHI PADHNE SE KYA FARAQ PADTA HAI...?
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Ans. GHANTA FARAQ PADTA HAI...!!
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Teacher-Bacho kasam lo ki daru,cigrate or ladkiyo se dur rahoge or desh ke liye jaan bhi doge.
Boys-De denge! Saali aisi zindagi ka karenge bhi kya...!
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Teacher- Bittu....Which one is bigger....Lion Or Elephant..?
Bittu after lot of thinking replies.
Bittu- Tell me the date of birth madam. Then only I can tell..
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Height of good luck!
Teacher: hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns.
student: who? Me?
teacher: very good. Sit down....
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Studies are of two Types........
1st) difficult subjects which can't be studied........
2nd) Easy subjects that doesnt need 2 b studies.......
Thats how college students Study
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Master- Bam gire to kaha chupoge?
Student- Machardani me.
Master- Kyu?
Student- Jab usme itne chote machar nahi ghus pate, To itna bada bum kaha se ghusega.
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Teacher: Kal Suraj Par Lecture Dungi,Subko Aana Hoga.
Choton:Mai Nahi Aa Sakta
Teacher:kyu?
Choton:Maa Itna Door Jaane nahi Degi??
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Kaali kaali khaali raato se hone lagi
Hai dostiiii..
Khoya khoya main Kitabo main
Aata mujhe, kuch bhi nahi..
Har Problem har Concept main kaise sehta hu....:-|
Har pal har lamha main khud se ye kehta rehta hun..
Tujhe bhula diya...
Tujhe bhula diya...
phir kyon tere syllabus ne mujhe
Rula diya..
Mujhe rula diya...
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School Me aag lag gayi.sabhi bache khush the ye sochkar ki ab school nahi aana padega,lekin ek bacha udas tha.
Sir:Tum kyu udas ho beta?
Boy:Aap kaise bach gaye
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Dillagi abhi na karo dard hi paoge dit gaya waqat to yad karke rote he jaoge karni he hai to padhaye karo exam me kiya mere sms likhkar aaoge
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A girl may not help u to get lot of marks. But marks may help u to get lot of girls. So love studies, not girls
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Har taraf padhai ka saya he...
Har paper me 0 aaya hai...
Hum to yuhi chale jaate he bina muh dhoye exam dene aur log kehte he-
"Saala raat bhar padh k aaya he"
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Sirf Muhabbat he nahi hai duniya me jo dard ke liya zimmedaar hai...
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kambhukt
"Final Exam" bhi bahut takleef deta hai.....!!
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What is similarty b/w air&students? . . . . . . . . . Both turn the pages of book without reading them.
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A school boy was masturbating in
school bathroom,
suddenly teacher came n open the
door,
boy says- maam, 100 saal jiyogi
app..
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wana b 1st in CLASS?
TIPS:
1-wake up evryday at 5 am.
2-drink tea or coffee.
3-go 2 college at 6.00am
nobody wil b there.
u r 1st in class..!
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GK Time-
*Weekly Holiday*
-India- Sunday.
-Greece- Monday.
-Paris-Tuesday.
-Egypt- wednesday.
-Arab emirates-Friday.
-Israel- saturday.
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1din Jab wo Hamse Mile to bole Kya hume Yad karte ho?Ab unhe kaun bataaye ki Yaad karna itna Aasaan Hota to Ham apni Class Me 1st Na Aa Jate. Dedicated to all. Frends
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Upcoming Horror Movies
*Exam Ka Khouf
*Tarapta Student
*Shaitani Books
*Result Wala Jin
*Neend Ki Mout
*Pyasa Examiner
*Ssshhh Result Ane Wala Hai.
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Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…
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4m ragging to being seniors,
4m strangers to being frnds,
4m having crush to falling in love,
4m being freaks 2 being d dudes n dudettes,
4m joys to tears,this s the journey frm FIRST to SECOND year! Njoy the last few months as JUNIORS.... Dese r special days of our life !!
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Guru-Kamine Dost Se Bach K Raho
Boy-Par Kamine Dost Ka Pata Kaise Chalega
Guru-Sare Dosto Ko Msg Karo, Jo Reply Na De Samajh Lo Wahi Kamina Hai.
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Teachar to tintu
What is the full form of CLASS
TINTU= C-COME, L-LATE, A-AND, S-START, S-SLEEPING
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Nalayk banna hai to aise bano ki
Jab kitaben kholo to panne khud kahen
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beta tabiyat thik hai ya pee rakhi hai
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