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India Is My Nation
Girls Are My Destination
Dating Is My Occupation
Sighting Is My Profession
In Between,
What The Hell Is This Education
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Hum Jeete Ek Bar Hain Hum Marte
Ek Baar Hain Pyar Bhi Ek Baar
Hota Hai Aur Shadi Bhi Ek Bar Hi
Hoti Hai Toh Fir Ye Saale Exams
Bar Bar Kyon, Jago Student Jago
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Dhokha Milta Hai Jab Pyar Mein,
Zindagi Mein Udasi Chha Jati Hai,
Sochte Hain Chhor Denge Is Duniya Ko,
Kambakht College Me Dusri Pasand Aa Jati Hai.
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Ishq Ke School Me Naya Mahoul Taiyar Ho Gaya,
Pappu Ki GF Se Puri Class Ko Pyar Ho Gaya,
Bas Tabhi Se Pappu Udas Ho Gaya,
Puri Class Fail Or Pappu Pas Ho Haya.
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First Lady: Mera Kid Bohot Fast English Bolta Hai.
Second Lady: Beta Bolke Dikha.
Funny Kid: English English English English English
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Teacher: Jo Bacha, 20 Tak Counting Sunaega..
Use Main Ek Pappi Dungi.
Ek Bacha Madam 100 Tak Aati Hai
Aap Scheme Poori Batao.
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SCHOOL Ki Yaad Me Arz Kiya Hai..
Sab Mujhe Kehte The School Ka Chamakta Sitara Kyu ki.
Maine 7vi Me Hi Pata Li Thi 12Vi Larki Sarah
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Teacher: Kisi Aisi Jagha Ka Name Batao Jaha..
Bhut Sare Log Ho Phir Bhi Aap Akely Feel Karty Ho..
Student: Examination Hall
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Boy: Papa, Maine Engineering Chhod Di.
Papa: Kyu,
Boy : Kyon ki Kick Nahi Mili.
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College Ki Galiyo Me Ajib Khel Hota Hai,
Lecture Ke Bahane Dilo Ka Mel Hota Hai,
Isliye To Hamara Pappu Har Sal Fail Hota Hai
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College Ki Galiyo Me Ajib Khel Hota Hai,
Lecture Ke Bahane Dilo Ka Mel Hota Hai,
Isliye To Hamara Pappu Har Sal Fail Hota Hai
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Teacher: I Killed A Person,
Tell Me This Sentence In Future Tense.
Student: In Future Tense, You Will Go To Jail.
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Teacher: Tumne Kabhi Koi Nek Kaam Kiya Hai.
Pappu: Ek Bujurg Aram Se Ghar Ja Rahe The..
Maine Kutta Piche Lga Diya Jaldi Ghar Pahunch Gaye
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Engineers Don't Always Study.
But When We Do,
We Make Sure Our Parents Notice.
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Exams Ka Saya Hai,
Exam Ke Dino Mein Sukh Kisne Paya Hai,
Duniya Wale Kehte Hain Ache Number Lo,
Par Inhe Kaun Samjhaye Yeh To Moh Maya Hai.
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Student Tto God: Hazaaro Ki Kismat Tere Haath Thi
Agar Pass Kar Deta To Kya Baat Thi
God: Girlfriend Thodi Kam Banata To Kya Baat Thi
Kitaabe To Saari Tere Paas Thi
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I Am A Great Fan Of Thomas Edison,
Because Of His Quote That
Tomorrow Is My Exam But I Dont Care
Because A Single Sheet of Paper
Cannot Decide My Future.
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Maths Sir: What Is A Line,
A Genius Answered
A Line Is A Dot, Going For A Walk
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Teacher in Exam : Udas Kyun Ho,
Kya Pen, Pencil, Roll no. Bhul Gye.
Student: Dimag Khrab Mat Kr
Yha Main Galat Subject Padhke Aa Gya,
Tuje Pen Pencil Ki Padi Hai.
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Raat Ko Padhte Padhte. Ek Khayal Aaya
Pen Uthaya Aur Paper, Aur Ek Nayi Equation Banayi
Bed + Rajai = Bhaad Mein Jaye Padhai,
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Boy: Bhai Engineering Ka Result Lag Gaya Kitne Back Hai,
Boy: 9 back.
Boy1: Waah Bc Chal Party De.
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Ek Student Ki Aakhri Khwaish Mujhe Jala Dena
Ya Dafna Dena, Maru To 1 Ghoot Beer Pila Dena,
Mein Tajmahal Nahi Chahta Dosto, Meri Kabr
Par Girls Hostel Bana Dena.
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Dhokha Milta Hai Jab Pyar Mein,
Zindagi Mein Udasi Chha Jati Hai,
Sochte Hain Chhor Denge Is Duniya Ko,
Kambakht College Me Dusri Pasand Aa Jati Hai.
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Professor Babbu Asked A Plumber Tto Come To His College.
You Know Why,
Because He Wanted To Check Where The Question Paper Is Leaking.
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College Ke First Day,
Ladka: Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?
Ladki: Mujhe Sab Didi Kehte Hai..
Ladka: Wow Mujhe Sab Jija Ji kehte Hai
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A Son Is Calling His Mom From College And Telling Her
That He Had Just Got His Degree.
The Mother Says: Thats Great Honey What Kind Of Degree,
And The Son, Almost Squealing With Excitement Says:
The Best One Ever, A Celsius Degree.
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Teacher: Oxygen Is Must For Breathing.
It Was Discovered In 1773.
Sonu: Thank God I Was Born After That.
Pehla Paida Hota To Mar Hi Jata.
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Teacher: John, Why Are You Doing Your Math Multiplication On The Floor,
Joen : You Told Me To Do It Without Using Tables.
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Son: Me School Nahi Jaaunga
Mom: Kyu?
Son: Naukri Krunga
Mom: 4th Class Padhkar Kkya Kaam Karoge?
Son: 3rd Class Ki Ladkiyo Ko Tution Dunga..
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Master: 2 Mein Se 2 Gaye To Kitne Rahe?
Pappu: Samjh Mein Nahi Ayaa Masterji.
Master: Beta Tumare Pas 2 Roti hai,
Tumne 2 Roti Khali, Tumare Paas Kya Bacha.
Pappu: Sabji.
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Dad Went School To Get Son’s Report Card.
Busy Madam :Abi Nahi
DAD: To Phir Kab Aaun Me?
Madam Mere Period's Khatam Hone Ke Baad
Dad Wow.
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Teacher: Bacho 2 October Ke Din Kya Hua Tha?
Student: Ajay Devgan Apni Family Ko Lekar
Satsang Ke Liye Panjhi Gaya Tha,
Aur 3 Oct Ko Vapas Lauta Tha..
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Teacher: Maria Go To The Map And Find India.
Maria: Here It Is
Teacher : Correct. Now Class Who Discovered India,
Class: Maria.
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College life Assignment Copy Karte Time
OyeYe kya Likha Hai.
Jo Word Samajh Aa Raha Hai wo Likh
Jo Nai Aaraha Uska Aisa Hi Design Bana De.
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In Exam Hall A Girl To Boy
Mujhe Bas Is Ans Ki Starting Bata Do Baki Main Likh Lungi.
Boy Ne Dhyan Se Idhar Udhar Dekha,Fir Dhire Se Bola- The
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Teacher: Student Ko Thappad Mara
Student: Ye Tune Mazak Me Maara Ya Seriously
Teacher: Seriously
Student: Fir Thik Hai,Muze Mazak Bilkul Pasand Nahi
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Teacher: Agar Apna Character Sudharna Hai
To Sab Auraton Ko Maa Kaha Karo.
Student: Madam Is Se Mera Character To Theek Rahega,
Par Mere Baap Ka Bigad Jayega.
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School Mein Ladko Aur Ladkiyo Ki Race Hui.
Ek Ladki Ladko Se Jeet Gai.
Teacher: Tum Jeet Kaise Gai,
Girl: Piche Se Frock Utha Ke Bhagi Thi,
Koi Aage Hi Nahi Aaya.
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Papa: Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi?
Beti: B.B.A Karungi.
Papa: What is BBA.
Beti: Boyfriend Ki Bike Pr Aish.
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Teacher: Tum Kise Prove Karoge Ki Green Vegitable Khane Se Nigahe Tej Hoti Hai
Student: Sir Aaj Tak App Ne Bakre Ya Ghore To Chasma Laga Hua Dekha Hai
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A good Teacher according to students is 1 who :
1. Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
2. Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
3. Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
4. Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
5. Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking
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Sir: Koi Bata Sakta Hai Bhagwan Ne Ladkiya Kyu Banayi?
Me: Hamari Zindagi Jhand Karne Ko.
Sir: Aansu Laa Diye Tere Jawab Ne.
Class Ke Baad Mil Daru Pite Hai.
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Teacher: Agar Koi Collage Me Bomb Rakhta Hai To Tum Kaya Karoge
Student: Mam 1, 2 Ghante Dekhnge Agar Koi Le Gaya Toh Theek Hai
Nai Toh Staff Room Main Rakh Denge.
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Teacher: She Is Kidding Ko Hindi Ko Translate Karo
Papu: Vo Bache De Rahi Hai.
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Teacher: Galti Hone Pe Maafi Magne Wale Ko Kya Kahte Hai?
Stud: Samajhdar
Teacher: Aur Galti Na Hone Pe Bhi Mafi Mangne Waale Ko Kya Kahte Hai?
Stud: Boyfriend
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Class Ki Har Ladki Ek Phool Hai,
Usse Chahna Ek Bhool Hai.
Jo Inki Soch Mein Gul Hai,
Samjho Uski Compartment ke Chances Full Hai.
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Class Ki Har Ladki Ek Phool Hai,
Usse Chahna Ek Bhool Hai.
Jo Inki Soch Mein Gul Hai,
Samjho Uski Compartment ke Chances Full Hai.
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Boy: Was Following A Girl,
Girl: Please Do Not Follow Me,
Bcoz My Mother Is Coming Behind You,
Boy: Do Not You Worry At All,
Because My Father Is Following Hour.
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Dr. Ambedkar Just used lamp to study.
Kalaam used candle to study.
Bush studied in streetlight.
But Do u knw about Me?
Only Agarbatti Bhagwan Bharose.
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Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du.
Golu: Madam me abhi jake apne bapu ko btata hu ki,
Bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai.
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