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Aik Doctor ne aik admi ki memory wash kr di
Doctor: kuch yad aya
mariz: biwi ka nam
doc: sara kuch format ho gaya magar virus nai gaya
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A Doctor opened a clinic & wrote
outside the clinic:
Any treatment in Rs.300/- & if we cant treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/-.
A CLEVER Man comes to do fraud & thinking to get Rs.1000.
He says to the Doctor:
I cant feel any taste on my tongue...
Doctor asks the Nurse to put few
drops of medicine from box no 22.
After that the MAN shouts: "What d _____ ...its URINE!!
The doctor says congratulations your sense of taste is back now.
The MAN was angry as he lost Rs.300.
After 2 weeks MAN comes back again & this time he thinks to get back his previous 300 too.
MAN: Doc! I've lost my memory.
Doctor: Nurse! pls put some drops of medicine from Box no 22 on his tongue.
MAN : Wait doctor but that medicine is for sense of taste.
Doctor: Congratulations your memory is back.
Moral: Don't try to be over-smart with Doctors...
Bilkul Latest sidha Hospital se .....
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What is the BEST EXAMPLE of cheating our own brain by any man or women in an convenient way!
The most shocking reply ever
Mesturebate !!!!!
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Psychiatrist to his patients (Rakesh)
Rakesh can you give me the example by which a man or a woman can cheat his or her own brain in the best convenient way???
Shocking reply by the patients!!!!
Mesturebate...
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1st year MBBS students were attending their 1st anatomy class.
They all gathered around the table with real dead body.
The professor started the class by telling them two important qualities as a doctor.
The 1st is that never be disgusted about anything regarding the body e.g. he inserted his finger in the body?s nose & on drawing back, put the finger in his own mouth & tasted it.
Then he told the students to do the same.
The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body?s nose & tasted it.
When everyone finished the professor looked at them & said :The most important 2nd quality is Observation.
I inserted my middle finger but tasted the index finger. Now learn to pay attention!
All students : shitttt !!???
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Before Operation patient saw "flower garland " (mala)...near operation table.
He Asks Doctor why this MALA here?
Doctor replies today is my first operation.
Successful ho gaya to "mujhe" ..... nahi to "tujhe"
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