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Forever Ho Tum

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
Waqt-Bewaqt Aaye Vo Fever Ho Tum
Doob Kar Jisme Marr Jaoo Vo River Ho Tum
Mere Jeevan Mein Ab To Forever Ho Tum

Uploaded By: Tia Jan,20 2016
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Lagi Hoti Hai

Ladkiya Paraya Dhan Hai, To Ladke Kya,
Nahi pata kya,
Ek No.
Jinki Nazar Hamesha Paraye Dhan Par Hi Lagi Hoti Hai

Uploaded By: Munni Jan,19 2016
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Intezaar Hi

Aaj Ujhaloon Mein Ek Kami Si Rehne De,
Aankhoon Mein Ek Katra Nammi Si Rehne De,
Reh Na Jaaye Mohabbat Adhuri Meri,
Intezaar Hai Uska Intezaar Hi Rehne De

Uploaded By: Neeta Jan,18 2016
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Good Imagination

Why Do Girls Look Beautiful,
Is It Real Or Due To Make Up All False
Girls Look Beautiful Because
Boys Have Good Imagination

Uploaded By: Tina Jan,16 2016
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Deewana Hai..

Kaun Kehta Hai Ye Dil Pagal Hai,
Pagalpan To Bas Ek Bahaana Hai,
Ek Bar Muskura Kar To Dekho Lo,
Ye Pagal Dil Tumhara Deewana Hai.

Uploaded By: Liza Jan,14 2016
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Ishq Ki Raaho

Woh Ishq Ki Raaho Me Kyaa Kamaal Karti Hai..
Likhti hai I love you!
Aur Send To All Karti Hai.

Uploaded By: Tina Jan,13 2016
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Pyar Kartay Ho

Agar Tum Jise Pyar Kartay Ho Us Say Na Pa Sako Toh
Us Ka Number Mujhay Dey Do
Kya Pata Mere Sath Set Ho Jaye.

Uploaded By: Neeta Jan,12 2016
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Naubat Aati Ha

Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Ha.

Uploaded By: Rahul Jan,11 2016
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Talaash Hai

Na Mujhe Kisi Ka Dil Chahiye,
Na Mujhe Jamane Se Koi Aas Hai,
Jo Apni Girlfriend Ki Pappi Dilwa De,
Bas Aise Dost Ki Talaash Hai.

Uploaded By: Neeta Jan,9 2016
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Ladkiyan Kharab

Phool Kharab Nahi Hota .Makhiyan Kharab Karti Hain,
Wah Wah
Phool Kharab Nahi Hota .Makhiyan Kharab Karti Hain,
Ladka Kharab Nahi Hota Ladkiyan Kharab Karti Hain.'

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu Jan,8 2016
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Dil Se Hoti Hai

Ehsaas Badal Jate Hain Bas Aur Kuch Nahi,
Warna Nafrat Aur Mohabbat Ek Hi Dil Se Hoti Hai

Uploaded By: Sneha Jan,7 2016
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Tumhara Hi Rahega

Tum Hans Kar Girao Bijleeya Dil Par,
Ye Dil Jaan-e-Maan Tumhara Hi Rahega,
Katal Kar Do Ya Le Lo Jaan Meri,
Ye Bandaa Aashiq Tumhara Hi Rahega..

Uploaded By: Liza Jan,6 2016
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Aankh Maari

Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Aankh Maari
Ladki: Mai Esi Wesi Ladki Nahi Hu ..
Ladka: Wo To Theek Hai Par Check Karna Hamara Farz Banta Hai

Uploaded By: Sneha Jan,5 2016
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Tumhara Hi Rahega

Tum Hans Kar Girao Bijleeya Dil Par,
Ye Dil Jaan-e-Maan Tumhara Hi Rahega,
Katal Kar Do Ya Le Lo Jaan Meri,
Ye Bandaa Aashiq Tumhara Hi Rahega.

Uploaded By: Shilpa Jan,4 2016
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Car Dilaunga

Boy: Mein Tumhe Bangla Dilaunga, Car Dilaunga,
Gold Ke Dher Laga Dunga,
Girl: Accha Ye Batao Shaam Ko Park Aao Ge Kya
Boy: Haan Agar Mom Ney Bus Ka Kiraya De Diya Toh.

Uploaded By: Angel Jan,2 2016
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Jawaan Tujhko

Tu Chehere Ki Badhti Salwaton Ki Parwah Na Kar,
Hum Likhenge Apni Shayari Mein Hamesha Jawaan Tujhko

Uploaded By: Tia Dec,31 2015
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Chand Taare Tak

Har Khushi Teri Taraf Mor Doon,
Tere Liye Chand Taare Tak Tor Doon,
Khushiyo K Darwaze Tere Liye Khol Doon,
Itna Kafi Hai Ya Do Jhoot Or Bol Du.

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu Dec,29 2015
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Humko Maari Thi

Wo Aankh Badi Hi Pyari Thi
Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi
Hum to Muft Mai Fida Ho Gaye DOSTO
Humko Kya Pata Tha Ki Unko Baba Ramdev Ki Bimari Thi.

Uploaded By: Nikki Dec,28 2015
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Hadkan Dil Ki

Hadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu Dec,24 2015
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Ladkiyan Aur Bhi Hein

Sitaron Se Agey Jahan Aur Bhi Hein,
Abhi Mohabbat Ke Imthan Aur Bhi Hein,
Tum Hi Nehi Jalatey Mere Dil Ko,
College Mein Ladkiyan Aur Bhi Hein.

 

Uploaded By: Praveen Dec,23 2015
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Nazar Ko Nazar

Nazar Ko Nazar Ki Khabar Naa Lagey
Koi Accha Bhi Ish Kadar Naa Lagey
Aapko Dekha Hai Bas Ush Nazar Sey
Jish Nazar Sey Aapko Nazar Nya Lagey.

Uploaded By: Gujju Dec,22 2015
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Mumtaz Nazar Aati Hai

Tajmahal Ki Imarat Her Aashiq Ko Mohabbat Ki Misaal Nazar Aati Hai.
Main Kis Kis Ke Liye Taj Banwaun Mujhe To Her Ladki Mumtaz Nazar Aati Hai.

Uploaded By: Mariya Dec,21 2015
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Kaunsi Wali Hai

Badi Muddat Baad
Aaj Phone Par Uski Awaz Suni Toh..
Dil Ne Dhadakte Hue Kaha..
Jaldi Yaad Kar Kamine Kaunsi Wali Hai.

Uploaded By: Viraj Dec,19 2015
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Chappal Nikal Ke

Ek Ladka Ladki Se Ishara Karke Kehta Hai,
Jhalak Dikh Jaja,
Jhalak Dikh Jaja,
Ladki Chappal Nikal Ke Kehti Hai
Ek Baar Aaja Aaja Aaja Aaja.

Uploaded By: Chameli Dec,18 2015
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Kia Zrorat Hai

Girl: Agar Moqa Mila To Tum Mujh Say Shadi Kro Gey ,
Boy: Agar Moqa Mil Gya To Shadi Kerny Ki Kia Zrorat Hai.

Uploaded By: Sophia Dec,17 2015
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Try Kar Skta Hun

Tujhe Pane Ke Liye Kuch Bi Kr Skta Hun
Tere Pyar Me Ji Aur Mr Skta Hun,
Phr B tu Na Mili To Ghm Nhi,
Ye Formula Me Dusri Pe Bi Try Kr Skta Hun.

Uploaded By: Angel Dec,16 2015
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I love you Didi

Ek Din Santa Ne Apni Premika ko Himmat Jutakar Keh Dala I love you.
Premika Gusse se : Jara Pyar Se Nahi Keh Sakte?
Santa : I love you Didi.

Uploaded By: Jessie Dec,15 2015
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GET LOST

Bf: "Pack Your Bag Honey, I've won Rs.10 crore in a lottery."
Gf: Wow! Thailand or Switzerland?"
Bf: "Who Cares? You just pack ur bag & GET LOST."

Uploaded By: Roopa Dec,14 2015
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Apni SAAS Lagti Hai

Pani Dekh Pyaas Lagti Hai,
Shadi Dekh Kar Hume Bhi Aas Dikhti Hai,
Hum logo Kaise Samjhaye..
Ki Jar Zakkas Ladki Ki MAA Hume Apni SAAS Lagti Hai.

Uploaded By: Priya Dec,11 2015
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Achchha Baba Karlo

World’s Most romantic Line Ever
Said By a Girl to Her Boyfriend:
Achchha Baba.. Karlo.

Uploaded By: Sunny Dec,10 2015
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Nahi Pata kya

Ladkiya Paraya Dhan Hai, To Ladke Kya Hai? Nahi Pata kya? .
Ek No ke Chor Jinki Nazar Hamesha Paraye Dhan par Hi Lagi Hoti Hai.

Uploaded By: Tina Dec,9 2015
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Kiss You

Boyfriend : I Want To Kiss You .
Girlfriend : Nahi Main Pregnant Ho Jaungi.
Boyfriend : Kiss Se Pregnant Aaj Tak Koi Hua Hai Pagli
Girlfriend : Kyon Ki Jab M Ek Bar Shuru Ho Jati
Hun Toh Mei Apne Aap Ki Bhi Nhi Sunti .

Uploaded By: Rahul Dec,8 2015
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Made In China

Kabhi Tum Gaur Se Dakho Aaina.
Wah wah,
Kabhi Tum Gaur Se Dakho Aaina.
Khud Hi Haskar Kahoge.
Made In China.

Uploaded By: Chameli Dec,7 2015
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Paagal Hone Ka

Paagal Hone Ka Naya Tareeka:
Sadke Jaoon
Kitna Shauq Hai Pagal Hone Ka
Pehlay Kaun Si Kami Hai.

Uploaded By: Karan Dec,5 2015
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Our Reflection

Friends are like Mirrors,
They are our Reflection.
You are Damn Lucky,
Because I Look So Good.

Uploaded By: Sanjjana Dec,4 2015
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Yun Hi Nahi

Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash hai,
Har chehre mein kuchh to ehsah hai,
Aapse dosti hum yun hi nahi kar baithe,
Kya karen hamari pasand hi kuchh KHAAS hai.

Uploaded By: Nikki Dec,3 2015
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Nazaakat

Khudaa jab husn deta hai,
Nazaakat aaa hi jati hai,
Kadam chun chun kar rakhti ho,
Kamar ball kha hi jaati hai.

Uploaded By: Tina Dec,2 2015
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Last Year

A boy was going with his Lover.
His friend asked: Who is she?
BOY: My cousin.
Friend smiled and said: Last year she was my cousin.

Uploaded By: Mariya Dec,1 2015
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Bade Hoshiyaar

Mood mood kar na dekh mujhe,
Yun hanste hanste.
Mere dost hai bade hoshiyaar,
Keh denge BHABHI ji namaste.

Uploaded By: Munni Nov,30 2015
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Mar Sakta Hu

Tuje paane ke liye kuch bhi kar sakta hu,
Tere pyar mein jee mar sakta hu,
Firbi agar tu naa mila,
To Ye formula dusre pe try kar sakta hu.

Uploaded By: Farhan Nov,27 2015
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Nahi Aati

CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati,
Wah Wah
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati,
Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati.

Uploaded By: Chameli Nov,26 2015
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Nek Se Karungi

Mohabbat to kisi 1 se karungi,
Ho sake to kisi nek se karungi,
Lekin jab tak na milega wo nek ladka,
TRY to har 1 ko karungi.

Uploaded By: Liza Nov,25 2015
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Yaad Der Tak

Aati hai teri yaad der tak aati hai,
Jab tu aas paas se guzar jati hai,
Main to roz nahta hoon,
Tu kyon nahi nahati hai.

Uploaded By: Mariya Nov,24 2015
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Kaunsi Wali

Badi muddat baad,
Aaj phone par uski awaz suni toh,
Dil ne dhadakte hue kaha.
Jaldi yaad kar kamine kaunsi wali hai.

Uploaded By: Pankaj Nov,23 2015
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Yaad Agaye

Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya.
Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi.
Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye,
Aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya.

Uploaded By: Mariya Nov,21 2015
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Hamesha Jawaan

Tu Chehere Ki Badhti Salwaton Ki Parwah Na Kar,
Hum Likhenge Apni Shayari Mein Hamesha Jawaan Tujhko.

Uploaded By: Munni Nov,20 2015
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Aaraam Nahi Aata

Toote Hue Pyaale Mein Jaam Nahi Aata,
Ishq Mein Mareej Ko Aaraam Nahi Aata,
Ae Bewafa Dil Todne Se Pehle Ye Soch Liya Hota,
Ki Toota Hua Dil Kisi Ke Kaam Nahi Aata.

Uploaded By: Santi Nov,20 2015
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Setting

Ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna.
Jodi jarur aasman mein bnti hai,
Par setting zameen par hi krni padti hai.

Uploaded By: Gujju Nov,19 2015
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Mera Asar

Tum itne sweet q ho?
Tum itne innocent q ho?
Tum itne intelligent q ho?
Tum itne lucky q ho?
Simple
Ab tum mere friend ho to kuchh to mera asar hoga na.

Uploaded By: Neeta Nov,18 2015
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DIL Se Saaf

Hum bhi smart, aap bhi smart.
Hum bhi good looking, aap bhi good looking.
Bus 1 chhota sa firk hai.
Hum DIL se saaf aur aap DIMAAG se.

Uploaded By: Viraj Nov,17 2015
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