Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
Waqt-Bewaqt Aaye Vo Fever Ho Tum
Doob Kar Jisme Marr Jaoo Vo River Ho Tum
Mere Jeevan Mein Ab To Forever Ho Tum
Ladkiya Paraya Dhan Hai, To Ladke Kya,
Nahi pata kya,
Ek No.
Jinki Nazar Hamesha Paraye Dhan Par Hi Lagi Hoti Hai
Aaj Ujhaloon Mein Ek Kami Si Rehne De,
Aankhoon Mein Ek Katra Nammi Si Rehne De,
Reh Na Jaaye Mohabbat Adhuri Meri,
Intezaar Hai Uska Intezaar Hi Rehne De
Why Do Girls Look Beautiful,
Is It Real Or Due To Make Up All False
Girls Look Beautiful Because
Boys Have Good Imagination
Kaun Kehta Hai Ye Dil Pagal Hai,
Pagalpan To Bas Ek Bahaana Hai,
Ek Bar Muskura Kar To Dekho Lo,
Ye Pagal Dil Tumhara Deewana Hai.
Woh Ishq Ki Raaho Me Kyaa Kamaal Karti Hai..
Likhti hai I love you!
Aur Send To All Karti Hai.
Agar Tum Jise Pyar Kartay Ho Us Say Na Pa Sako Toh
Us Ka Number Mujhay Dey Do
Kya Pata Mere Sath Set Ho Jaye.
Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Ha.
Na Mujhe Kisi Ka Dil Chahiye,
Na Mujhe Jamane Se Koi Aas Hai,
Jo Apni Girlfriend Ki Pappi Dilwa De,
Bas Aise Dost Ki Talaash Hai.
Phool Kharab Nahi Hota .Makhiyan Kharab Karti Hain,
Wah Wah
Phool Kharab Nahi Hota .Makhiyan Kharab Karti Hain,
Ladka Kharab Nahi Hota Ladkiyan Kharab Karti Hain.'
Ehsaas Badal Jate Hain Bas Aur Kuch Nahi,
Warna Nafrat Aur Mohabbat Ek Hi Dil Se Hoti Hai
Tum Hans Kar Girao Bijleeya Dil Par,
Ye Dil Jaan-e-Maan Tumhara Hi Rahega,
Katal Kar Do Ya Le Lo Jaan Meri,
Ye Bandaa Aashiq Tumhara Hi Rahega..
Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Aankh Maari
Ladki: Mai Esi Wesi Ladki Nahi Hu ..
Ladka: Wo To Theek Hai Par Check Karna Hamara Farz Banta Hai
Tum Hans Kar Girao Bijleeya Dil Par,
Ye Dil Jaan-e-Maan Tumhara Hi Rahega,
Katal Kar Do Ya Le Lo Jaan Meri,
Ye Bandaa Aashiq Tumhara Hi Rahega.
Boy: Mein Tumhe Bangla Dilaunga, Car Dilaunga,
Gold Ke Dher Laga Dunga,
Girl: Accha Ye Batao Shaam Ko Park Aao Ge Kya
Boy: Haan Agar Mom Ney Bus Ka Kiraya De Diya Toh.
Tu Chehere Ki Badhti Salwaton Ki Parwah Na Kar,
Hum Likhenge Apni Shayari Mein Hamesha Jawaan Tujhko
Har Khushi Teri Taraf Mor Doon,
Tere Liye Chand Taare Tak Tor Doon,
Khushiyo K Darwaze Tere Liye Khol Doon,
Itna Kafi Hai Ya Do Jhoot Or Bol Du.
Wo Aankh Badi Hi Pyari Thi
Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi
Hum to Muft Mai Fida Ho Gaye DOSTO
Humko Kya Pata Tha Ki Unko Baba Ramdev Ki Bimari Thi.
Hadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai
Sitaron Se Agey Jahan Aur Bhi Hein,
Abhi Mohabbat Ke Imthan Aur Bhi Hein,
Tum Hi Nehi Jalatey Mere Dil Ko,
College Mein Ladkiyan Aur Bhi Hein.
Nazar Ko Nazar Ki Khabar Naa Lagey
Koi Accha Bhi Ish Kadar Naa Lagey
Aapko Dekha Hai Bas Ush Nazar Sey
Jish Nazar Sey Aapko Nazar Nya Lagey.
Tajmahal Ki Imarat Her Aashiq Ko Mohabbat Ki Misaal Nazar Aati Hai.
Main Kis Kis Ke Liye Taj Banwaun Mujhe To Her Ladki Mumtaz Nazar Aati Hai.
Badi Muddat Baad
Aaj Phone Par Uski Awaz Suni Toh..
Dil Ne Dhadakte Hue Kaha..
Jaldi Yaad Kar Kamine Kaunsi Wali Hai.
Ek Ladka Ladki Se Ishara Karke Kehta Hai,
Jhalak Dikh Jaja,
Jhalak Dikh Jaja,
Ladki Chappal Nikal Ke Kehti Hai
Ek Baar Aaja Aaja Aaja Aaja.
Girl: Agar Moqa Mila To Tum Mujh Say Shadi Kro Gey ,
Boy: Agar Moqa Mil Gya To Shadi Kerny Ki Kia Zrorat Hai.
Tujhe Pane Ke Liye Kuch Bi Kr Skta Hun
Tere Pyar Me Ji Aur Mr Skta Hun,
Phr B tu Na Mili To Ghm Nhi,
Ye Formula Me Dusri Pe Bi Try Kr Skta Hun.
Ek Din Santa Ne Apni Premika ko Himmat Jutakar Keh Dala I love you.
Premika Gusse se : Jara Pyar Se Nahi Keh Sakte?
Santa : I love you Didi.
Bf: "Pack Your Bag Honey, I've won Rs.10 crore in a lottery."
Gf: Wow! Thailand or Switzerland?"
Bf: "Who Cares? You just pack ur bag & GET LOST."
Pani Dekh Pyaas Lagti Hai,
Shadi Dekh Kar Hume Bhi Aas Dikhti Hai,
Hum logo Kaise Samjhaye..
Ki Jar Zakkas Ladki Ki MAA Hume Apni SAAS Lagti Hai.
World’s Most romantic Line Ever
Said By a Girl to Her Boyfriend:
Achchha Baba.. Karlo.
Ladkiya Paraya Dhan Hai, To Ladke Kya Hai? Nahi Pata kya? .
Ek No ke Chor Jinki Nazar Hamesha Paraye Dhan par Hi Lagi Hoti Hai.
Boyfriend : I Want To Kiss You .
Girlfriend : Nahi Main Pregnant Ho Jaungi.
Boyfriend : Kiss Se Pregnant Aaj Tak Koi Hua Hai Pagli
Girlfriend : Kyon Ki Jab M Ek Bar Shuru Ho Jati
Hun Toh Mei Apne Aap Ki Bhi Nhi Sunti .
Kabhi Tum Gaur Se Dakho Aaina.
Wah wah,
Kabhi Tum Gaur Se Dakho Aaina.
Khud Hi Haskar Kahoge.
Made In China.
Paagal Hone Ka Naya Tareeka:
Sadke Jaoon
Kitna Shauq Hai Pagal Hone Ka
Pehlay Kaun Si Kami Hai.
Friends are like Mirrors,
They are our Reflection.
You are Damn Lucky,
Because I Look So Good.
Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash hai,
Har chehre mein kuchh to ehsah hai,
Aapse dosti hum yun hi nahi kar baithe,
Kya karen hamari pasand hi kuchh KHAAS hai.
Khudaa jab husn deta hai,
Nazaakat aaa hi jati hai,
Kadam chun chun kar rakhti ho,
Kamar ball kha hi jaati hai.
A boy was going with his Lover.
His friend asked: Who is she?
BOY: My cousin.
Friend smiled and said: Last year she was my cousin.
Mood mood kar na dekh mujhe,
Yun hanste hanste.
Mere dost hai bade hoshiyaar,
Keh denge BHABHI ji namaste.
Tuje paane ke liye kuch bhi kar sakta hu,
Tere pyar mein jee mar sakta hu,
Firbi agar tu naa mila,
To Ye formula dusre pe try kar sakta hu.
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati,
Wah Wah
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati,
Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati.
Mohabbat to kisi 1 se karungi,
Ho sake to kisi nek se karungi,
Lekin jab tak na milega wo nek ladka,
TRY to har 1 ko karungi.
Aati hai teri yaad der tak aati hai,
Jab tu aas paas se guzar jati hai,
Main to roz nahta hoon,
Tu kyon nahi nahati hai.
Badi muddat baad,
Aaj phone par uski awaz suni toh,
Dil ne dhadakte hue kaha.
Jaldi yaad kar kamine kaunsi wali hai.
Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya.
Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi.
Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye,
Aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya.
Tu Chehere Ki Badhti Salwaton Ki Parwah Na Kar,
Hum Likhenge Apni Shayari Mein Hamesha Jawaan Tujhko.
Toote Hue Pyaale Mein Jaam Nahi Aata,
Ishq Mein Mareej Ko Aaraam Nahi Aata,
Ae Bewafa Dil Todne Se Pehle Ye Soch Liya Hota,
Ki Toota Hua Dil Kisi Ke Kaam Nahi Aata.
Ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna.
Jodi jarur aasman mein bnti hai,
Par setting zameen par hi krni padti hai.
Tum itne sweet q ho?
Tum itne innocent q ho?
Tum itne intelligent q ho?
Tum itne lucky q ho?
Simple
Ab tum mere friend ho to kuchh to mera asar hoga na.
Hum bhi smart, aap bhi smart.
Hum bhi good looking, aap bhi good looking.
Bus 1 chhota sa firk hai.
Hum DIL se saaf aur aap DIMAAG se.