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Tujhe dekha to noor yaad aa gayi.
Tujhe chaha to anarkali yaad aa gayi.
Tere shauk purey karte karte.
Mujhe meri naani yaad aa gayi.
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Fizao Ke Badalne Ka Intezar Mat Kar
Andhiyo Ke Rukne Ka Intezar Mat Kar
Pakad Kisi Ko Aur Faraar Ho Ja
Papa Ki Pasand Karne Tak Ka Intezar Mat Kar.
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Marne pe hum dono ko jannat mile,
Yeh hava yeh bahar mile,
SMS karne mein kanjusi mat kar mere dost,
Pata nahi jannat mein signal mile ya na mile.
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Na jane riste kaise kaise ho gaye,
Aaj hum apke liye aise waise ho gaye,
Agar ab bhi na aaye apke sms to,
Hum samjhenge k hum se pyare 50 paise ho gaye.
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Sbzi teri ho
handi meri ho
wah wah
C.N.G teri ho
Gari meri ho
wah wah
Hum dono ki dosti itni gehri ho
ke Mangetr teri ho aur us se
shadi meri ho
Ab bol wah wah
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Green green baag me hare hare totey
wah wah
Green Geen baag me hare-hare totey
Hum to subha uth k naha lete hai.
aap to muh bi nahi dhote….
Ha ha ha.
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Fizao Ke Badalne Ka Intezar Mat Kar,
Andhiyo Ke Rukne Ka Intezar Mat Kar,
Pakad Kisi Ko Aur Faraar Ho Ja,
Papa Ki Pasand Karne Tak Ka Intezar Mat Kar
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Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam.
Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,
Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kam
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Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,
Saare paper mein zero aaya hain,
Hum to yuhi chal dete hao bina muh
dhoye exam dene,
Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar
padh ke aaya hai.
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Baithe baithe kamre main kar rahi thi press
Teri yaad aayi to jal gayi dress
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Tu kahe to chaand taare tod du,
Tu kahe to bandh darwaaje khol du,
Tu kahe to yeh duniya chhod du,
Tu ek baar haske to dekh mere dost,
Tere saare gande daanton ko tod du.
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Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha,
Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha,
Maine propose kia SMS se,
Kambakth woh uski shaadi tak pending tha.
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Tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge,
Tumhare jaisa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna,
Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahi denge.
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Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai mein,
Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bheed mein,
Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
Free SMS ki scheme mein.
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Teacher : where were u born ?
Aman : Punjab…
Teacher : which part in
Punjab ?
Aman : ki which part ?
paagal di bachchi ! puri
body born in Punjab
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Class ki har ladki ek phool hai,
Usse chahna ek bhool hai.
Jo inki soch mein gul hai,
Samjho uski Compartmental ke chances full hai.
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Teer se na maaro,
patthar se maar do
Bas ekta tamanna hai
muskuraakar aankh maar do!
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Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
toh hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki unki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
toh hum behosh ho gaye.
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tere hothon se lag kar yeh hawa sharab ban gayi
aankhon se lag kar yeh hijaab ban gayi
aur gaalon se lag kar yeh gulab ban gayi.
sach hi kahti hai yeh duniya jaaneman
ki mujh se mil kar tu laajawaab ho gayi
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usney kaha, bas itni mulaqat bahut hai
ro ro key kaha, thehro abhi raat bahut hai
aansoo merey thum jaaein, to phir shouq sey jana
aisey mein kahan jaogey, barsaat bahut hai
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humne bhukhe rahekar aapko milaya phone,
aapne khaate hue puchha hum aapke hain kaun
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Din ho ya raat ho
Bass tumhara saath ho
Khushi main, gham main
Jannat main ya Dozahk main
Din ho ya raat ho
Bass tumara saath ho
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Tez hava ka jhonka aya
Sath me teri khushbu laya
Tab mere dil me khayal aya
Mera dost aaj bhi nahin
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Baithe baithe kamre main kar rahi thi press
Teri yaad aayi to jal gayi dress..
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Mari Janeman kya bataoon,
kaise sitam dhaati hai
Sapney mein bhi kambakht,
apney baap ko leke aati hai
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Zamaaney se chupakar,
teri tasveer bathroom mein laga rakhi hai,
Har ghadi deedar ho tera
isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai
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Teer se na maaro,
patthar se maar do
Bas ek tamanna hai
muskuraakar aankh maar do!
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Tere hothon se lag kar yeh hawa sharab ban gayi
Aankhon se lag kar yeh hijaab ban gayi
Aur gaalon se lag kar yeh gulab ban gayi.
Sach hi kahti hai yeh duniya jaaneman
Ki mujh se mil kar tu laajawaab ho gayi
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Kaun kehta hai.. Ladki hasi means Fasi??
Arz kiya hai..
Muskurana to har Ladki ki Ada hai
Wah-wah !
Use jo Mohabbat Samjhe wo Sabse Bada Gadha hai.
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Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
toh hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki unki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
toh hum behosh ho gaye...
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Ristey Banaye hai to nibhaye jao,
Har pal apno ko hasaye jao,
Pata nahi kisi ko fursat hai ya nahi yaad karne ki,
Khud tang kar-kar ke apni yaad dilaye jao
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Ansu tere nikle to ankhe meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kre dosti hmari itni gehri ho,
Ke sadak per log tumhe pite aur glti meri ho
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Tez hava ka jhonka aya
Sath me teri khushbu laya
Tab mere dil me khayal aya
Mera dost aaj bhi nahin (No) Nahaya
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Ek katori lo,
usme kuch angoor dalo,
phir mirror k paas jao,
pata hai tumhe kya dikhega?
“langoor ke hath me anguur”
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Hum aaj bhi dil ka aashiyana sajaane se darte hain,
Baagon mein phool khilaane se darte hain,
Hamari ek pasand se toot jaayenge hazaron dil,
Tabhi to hum aaj bhi girlfriend banaane se darte hain
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Darpok hain wo log..
Jo Online nahin aate…
Saala jigar chahiye,
Time barbaad karne ke liye!!
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Internet par ladki pataayi,
Internet par ho gayi sagaayi,
Internet par divorce ho gaya,
Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya.
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Humne bhukhe rahekar aapko milaya phone,
Aapne khaate hue puchha hum aapke hain kaun ???
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Ja Rahe Hum marne aj man udas hai
Yaad nai kiya usne jiski muje aas hai Muje
Bhul Gye wo jo sabse khas hai . .
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Chalo ab msg kro upar likha sab bakwaas hai!
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Ja Rahe Hum marne aj man udas hai
Yaad nai kiya usne jiski muje aas hai Muje
Bhul Gye wo jo sabse khas hai . . . . .
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Chalo ab msg kro upar likha sab bakwaas hai!
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Hotho se chhua usko,
Ehsas ab tak hai.
Ankhe nam aur sanso me aag ab tak h.
Waqt guzar gaya pr uski yad ab tak h..
Akhir Hari mirch ka asar rehta bhi to der tak hai..?
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Dur se dekhaa to kuchh dikha nahi....
Dur se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi...
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi..
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Tere hothon se lag kar yeh hawa sharab ban gayi
Aankhon se lag kar yeh hijaab ban gayi
Aur gaalon se lag kar yeh gulab ban gayi.
Sach hi kahti hai yeh duniya jaaneman
Ki mujh se mil kar tu laajawaab ho gayi.
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Gadha jo khaye wo ghaas ho tum,
Budhe aadmi ka chavanprash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakvaas ho tum,
Par job hi ho yaar, dosti jhakaas ho tum…!
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Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla, dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla,
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
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Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi,
Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha udd jata tha.
Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya.
Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!!
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