Teri galiyo mein kadam nahi rakhe ge hum aaj ke bad
kyoki
kichad ho gaya hai barsat ke bad
Kitna pyara muskura lete ho,
Kitni asani se apna bana lete ho,
Itni dosti kaise nibha lete ho,
Kisi se sikha hai ya sirf meri nakal utar lete ho!
Apno Ko Yaad Karna Pyaar Hai,
Gairo Ka Sath Dena Sanskar Hai,
Dusmno Ko Mafe Karna Upkar Hai
Aur Dost Ko Paresan Karna Hamara Jannm Siddh Adhikar Hai......
Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho,
Dil mile na mile haath milate raho,
Taj Mahal banaana toh bahut costly hoga,
Par har gali mai ek Mumtaz banate raho
Heer ro ro kar
Raanjhe se keh rahi hai,
Haath chhor kameene
Meri naak beh rahi hai.
Dil toote aashiq ki shayari :
Maine use pyaar kiya 1 abla samajh k..
Par uske baap ne mujhe peeta tabla samajh k
Rakh Le 2-4 Botal Kafan Mein;
Saath Baith Kar Piya Karenge;
Jab Mange Ga Hisab Gunahon Ka;
Ek Peg Usse Bhi De Diya Karenge!
Arz kia hai
Aey sardi
itna na itra.....
Agr
himmat hai to...
June mai aa..
College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hai...
Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hai
Notes ke jagah love sale hota hai...
Iss liye to PAPPU her saal fail hota hai
Badi muddat baad
Aaj phone par uski awaz suni toh..
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Dil ne dhadakte hue kaha..
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Jaldi yaad kar kamine kaunsi wali hai..!!!
Tujhe Paane Ke Liye Kuchh Bhi Kar Sakta Hu;
Tere Pyaar Mein Jee Toh Kya, Mar Bhi Sakta Hu;
Phir Bhi Tu Nahi Mili To Koi Mujhe Gham Nahi;
Yeh Formula Kissi Dusri Pe Set Kar Sakta Hu!
Ansoon tere nikle aur aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho,
Khuda kare hamaari dosti itni gehri ho,
Ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho.
Arz kiya hai..
Ruthi hai wo iss tarah jaise hum
sach me unhe mana lenge...
itna waqt kaun zaya kare itne me
hm dusri pata lenge...
thoko Taali
Apni Surat Ka Kabhi Toh Deedar De,
Tadap Raha Hun Ab Aur Intezaar Na De,
Apni Aawaj Nahi Sunani Toh Mat Suna,
Kam Se Kam Ek Miss Call Hi Mar De…..
Vo Aashiq Jo Raat Bhar Apne Pyar Ki Yaad Me So Nhi Pate,
Crf Vhi Bta Skte Hai K..
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Raat Ko Light Kb-Kb Jati Hai.
Mausam Ye Haseen Kehta Hai Pyar Karle Dil Diwana Kehta Hai Ikrar Karle.
Chahat Kehti Hai Izhar Karle.
Par Mummy Kehti Hai Pehle Graduation Tu Pass Karle..?
Dil ke dard ko zuban par laate nahi,
Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyon na ho,
Hum Detol ke siva kuch laagate nahi.
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
Maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
Aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain
Likhy Jo Khat Tujhy
Wo Teri Yaad Me
Wo Sare Padh Liye
Papa Ne Raat Me
Sawera Jab Hua Tou
Jootey Parr Gaye
Wo Raadhe Wale Baal
Ghajni Me Badla Gaye
Samunder me pani, pani me fish.
wah! wah!
Samunder me pani, pani me fish.
wah! wah!
Aap ko salam aur aap ki Girlfriend ko kiss…
Ab bol wah wah
Unke Gum Me Jo Pee Li Sharaab;
Unke Gum Me Jo Pee Li Sharaab;
Fir Jo Hui Tabiyat Kharab;
De Tatti, De Peshaab - De Tatti, De Peshaab!
Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari;
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega;
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar;
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega!
Agar Duniya mey kuch kar dikhaana hain
toh sunn meri baat..
Haathi ke upar ulta khada
hokar Photo Khichva,
Ab photo ko ulta karke
duniya ko dikha...
Jis Hospital ke Hum Doctor hain,
Humari Patni Waha ki Nurse hain
Kya ajeeb julm sahna padta hain
Apni hi Biwi ko Sister kehna padta h
Tumse mil kar ho gaya zindagi se pyar,
Ab humein chhod kar mat jana yaar,
Bin tere hum jee na paayenge,
Tum na hoge to hum ULLU kise banayenge.
An Excellent Positive Statement:
“I’m Not Totally Usless..
I Can Still Be Used As An
Example Of Uselessness..
Thats The Attitude..!
Zindagi Be-Haal Hai,
Sur Hai Na Taal Hai,
Message Box Bhi Kangal Hai,
Kya Aapki Sms Factory Mein Hadtaal Hai,
Yaar Kuchh Toh Bhejo,
Yeh Mere Mobile Ki Zindagi Ka Sawal Hai…
Kya Mausam Aaya Hai,
Har Taraf Pani Hi Pani Laya Hai,
Ek Jadu Sa Chhaya Hai,
Tum Ghar Se Bahar Mat Niklna,
Warna Log Kahenge Barsat Hui Nahi,
Aur Mendhak Nikal Aaya Hai…
Aaj Kuchh Sharmaye Se Lagte Ho,
Sardi Ke Karan Kapkapaye Se Lagte Ho,
Chehra Aapka Khil Utha Hai,
Hafte Ke Baad Nahaye Se Lagte Ho…
Tere haath ki main wo lakeer ban jaun,
Sirf main hi tera muqadar teri taqdeer ban jaun,
Main tujhe itna chaho k tu bhool jaye har rishta
Sirf main hi tere har rishte ki tasveer ban jaun,
Tu ankhein band kare to aaun main hi nazar,
Is tarha main tere har khawab ki tabeer ban jau.
Student Shayari On Exams -
Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,
Saare paper mein zero aaya h,
Hum to yuhi chal dete h bina muh
dhoye exam dene,
Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar
padh ke aaya hai
HAr KhuShi sE KhobSurAt TEri ShAM kAr doon,
ApNa BALAnCE or SiM TErE nAm kr don,
Mil jAyE AgAr 1bAr Tu MujhE,
ChuMiyAN Le Le k tera mou laal kerdun..
Julfo me phoolo ko saja ke aayi hai,
wah wah..
Julfo me phoolo ko saja ke aayi hai,
Chehre se dupatta utha ke aayi hai,
Kisi ne puchha aaj badi khubsurat lag rahi ho,
Maine kaha shayad aaj naha ke aayi hai…
Yaroo.. Na karna ishq in ladkiyo se
Kyunki..
Yeh aati hain Heer ki tarah,
Lagti hain Kheer ki tarah,
Chubhti hain Teer ki tarah,
Aur
Aakhir mein halat kar deti hain, Fakeer ki tarah..
Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain
When U feel that nobody loves U
nobody cares 4 u
& everyone is ignoring U,n hating U,
U should ask Urself..
Saala Chakkar kya hai!
Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho,
Thand mein kapkapaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho
Muje JALA dena, ya DAFNA dena
marte waqt 1 ghoot BEAR pila dena ……..
Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro ………..
bas meri QABAR pe 1 GIRLs hostel bana dena…
True Lines For Lifetime:
Make a relation with someone, who is not only proud to have you;
but who will take every risk just to be with u. . .
Aj Ki Raat Apke Liye Khas Ho,
Har Waqt Machar Apke Aas Pas Ho,
Kat Kat Kar Apki Jan Khaye,
Bhagwan Kare Sari Raat Apko Nind Na Aye
Koi Aankhon se baat kar leta hai
Koi Aankho hi aankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai
Bada Mushqil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi English mein baat kar leta hai!
Kaun kahta hai ki uske bin main mar jaunga,
Main to dariya hu sagar me utar jaunga.
Wo taras jaygi pyar ki ek bund ko bhi,
Mai to badal hun kisi aur pe baras jaunga.
Raat bhar SMS kiya to Raat kat gayi,
Raat bhar SMS kiya to Raat kat gayi,
Subah balance dekha to waat lag gayi!!!!
Kaun kahta hai ki uske bin main mar jaunga,
Main to dariya hu sagar me utar jaunga.
Wo taras jaygi pyar ki ek bund ko bhi,
Mai to badal hun kisi aur pe baras jaunga
“Bhagwan Ne Jab Tumhe Banane Ka Socha Hoga,
Toh Bada Confusion Mein Aaya Hoga,
Kabhi Monkey Toh Kabhi Donkey Banana Chaha Hoga,
Last Mein Dono Ka Mixture Banaya Hoga…”
Padhai Karo Fail Hone Se Mat Daro
Ladkiyan Chedo Badnami Se Mat Daro
Har Ladki Ko Propose Karo Inkaar Se Mat Daro
Kyunki
Geeta Mein Likha Hai Karm Karo Fal Ki Iccha Mat Karo
Arz Kiya Hai…
Ye Bima Company Wale Bhi Kya Gazab Karte Hai..
Logo Ki Biwiyon Ke Paas Ghanto Baith Kar,
Pati Ke Marne Ke Faayde Batate Hain…
Bazar Wali Nazuk Si Hoti He,
Office Wali Naram Naram,
Padosi Wali Ki Patli Si,
Ghar Wali Garma Garam,
Waise Aap Kahan Ki Roti Pasand Karte Ho?
Kabhi Hath Pe,
Kabhi Honth Pe,
Kabhi Ankh Pe,
Kabhi Gal Pe,
Kabhi Naak Pe,
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Kiss
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Kadar MAKHIYAN Pareshan Karti Hai Garmi Me..
Jab Dekhta Hu To DIL Karta He Pakad Lu,
Jab Pakad Lu To DIL Karta Daba Du,
Jab Daba Du To DIL Karta Chuss Lu,
Kyu Ki Saal Me 1 Baar Hi Aata Hai ‘AAM’ Ka Season..