BF Ne GF Ki SaHeli Ki SHaaN Me Arz Kia- - Tu SaWaL NaHi Ek PaHeLi Hai - Tu SaWaL NaHi Ek PaHeLi Hai - Meri ManZiL Tu NaHi Teri SaHeLi Hai.
Chand Ne Chandni Maangi, Sitaro Ne Roshni Maangi. Rab Ne Jab Humse Hamari Chahat Poochi, . . . . Humne Kabhi Sridevi Kabhi Madhuri Maangi.
Bho Jab Dil Ke Karib Thy, Toh Na Jaane Dil Kyun Dhak Dhak Krta Tha, Par Baad Mai Pta Chla Ki, Saali Ka Mobile Vibrate Krta Tha.
Chule Par Rakha Toya Garm Hai, Chule Par Rakha Toya Garm Hai, Aaj Dulhan Se Jyada Toh Dulhe Mai Sharm Hai.
Cuhe ko billi lagi goori goori, dono milne lage choori choori, chune ne billi se kaha aa chal khele aankh micholi, billi ne cuhe ko khaya cuhe ne marte marte chillaya *I HATE LUV STORY*
Hamare doodh wale ne dudh ka rate do rupaya parti kilo bhadha ker bataya to hum ne us se pucha , bhai ! Aachank itni mehngai kaha se aai ??? Vah bola sahab do din se nal nahi aaye hai is ley doodh ke rate badhaye hain.
An ec engineer thought If engineers make their film name should be Hamari i.c apke pas h,curent or voltage do lutere, 3 resistor, ek tha capacitor, engineering ek dhokha, maine engineering kyo kia Voltagefull 2, inductor ke side efect ,enginerin ek prem katha, kyoki resistor jhut nahi bolta, currentcharitar-2,input vale output le gayenge, i.c hil gayi
Girl.mujh par shayari karo Boy.in kali kali zulfo se karti ho andhera in kali kali zulfo se karti ho andhera ho jao takli aur kar do savera
agar main soa jau , to mujhe uthana mat, agar main soa jau, to mujhe uthana mat, agar main uth jau, to mujhe sula dena
Rakh le 2-4 botal kafan mein, Saath baith kar piya karenge, Jab mange ga hisab gunahon ka, Ek peg usse bhi de diya karenge..
Kehdo un parhne walon se, Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay, Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain, Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay…
Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar.. Garam pani se dokar use kumkum aur.. chawal lagakar mandir mey chadaa do.. Kyu ki SMS toh Ap karte nahi..Toh puja karo!!!
Socha ta us bewakuf koh bhul jayenge, Dek ker bi andeka kar jayenge, Par jaise he woh samne aye woh hasi chehra, Socha is baar dek le agli baar bhul jayenge……
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye aasman se chand taare torr laun, Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye aasman se chand taare torr laun, Lekin tum unka karogi kiya???
Mom ki tarah pighalti ja rahi h zindagi,
Kyu es tarah hath se fisal rahi h zindagi
Hum tumhe pana chahte hain
Apne dil mein chupana chahte hain,
Per kyu unchahe sadmo se gujar rahi h zindagi,
Har pal dekhna chahti hai ye nigahe tumhe,
Taras rahi h ujalo me machalne ko zindagi,
Na jane kyu beet rahi h andhero me ye zindagi..
Koi najro se ishara kar leta hain,
Koi aankho se kuch kah deta hain
Bada hi muskil ho jata h jawab dena
Jab koi English me baat kar leta hai.
Khuda kare kisi ko mohabbat me judai na mile
Kabhi bhi kisi ko ishq mein bewafayi na mile
Aur jo meri es post ko padh kar b Like na kare
Usko thand mein kabhi rajayi naa mile.
Student Shayari On Exams -
Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,
Saare paper mein zero aaya h,
Hum to yuhi chal dete h bina muh
dhoye exam dene,
Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar
padh ke aaya hai
Mohabbat mein jab mujhe Dhoka mila,
To zindagi me charo aur udasi cha gayi,
Socha tha ki AAG laga dunga es duniya ko
Par kambhakt colony mein dusri aa gayi :)
Modern Funny Shayari -
Arz hai..
Pink lips are the girls beauty,
Wah Wah
Pink lips are the girls beauty,
Wah Wah
And Kissing them is the Boys duty..
Jis Hospital ke Hum Doctor hain,
Humari Patni Waha ki Nurse hain
Kya ajeeb julm sahna padta hain
Apni hi Biwi ko Sister kehna padta h
Jailer – Suna hain tum Shayar ho
Kuch sunao yaar
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Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari
Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”
Ankhon se barsaat hoti hain
Jab apki yaad saath hoti hai,
Jab b busy rahe mera cell to
Samajh lena aapki hone wali
Bhabhi se meri baat hoti hain
Kya aap ki skin garmi mein
Dhul mitti se effect ho rahi hai
To har roj subah lagaye . . ASIAN
PAINT Jo dhul mitti ko tikne na de
Strepsils khaoge toh dur hogi khaasi
Strepsils khaoge toh dur hogi khaasi
ACP pradyuman bole – “tumhe toh ab hogi phansi”
Cow: Kya me Bolu
Ox: Sun
Cow: Suna
Ox: Chalti Kya Ghaushala
Cow: Kya Kru?ake me Ghaushala
Ox: Mundi Hilaeanga,
Ghas Chabaenge,
Ghobar Flaynge Or Kya?
Hum gaye use manane ke liye
Wo khafa achche lage, to hamne khafa hi rehne diya…
MEANING
Iss sher mein mehboob apni mehbooba se indirectly keh raha hai..
“Bhaad me jaa”!
Julfo me phoolo ko saja ke aayi hai,
wah wah..
Julfo me phoolo ko saja ke aayi hai,
Chehre se dupatta utha ke aayi hai,
Kisi ne puchha aaj badi khubsurat lag rahi ho,
Maine kaha shayad aaj naha ke aayi hai…
Arz Kiya hai…
Shayari likhna koi masti nahi..
wah wah..
Shayari likhna Koi masti nahi
Shayai karna Sasti nahi..!
Aur jo ladki tumhaare Samne hasti nai..
samjho ke wo Brush barabar karti nai…
Aur kuch nahi chahiye ek muskan hi kafi hai,
Dil main bas ek Tamanna hi kafi hai,
Tamanna hai ye ki aap sada kush raho,
Hamen yaad rakhna ye ehsaan hi kafi hai
Julfo me phoolo ko saja ke aayi hai,
wah wah..
Julfo me phoolo ko saja ke aayi hai,
Chehre se dupatta utha ke aayi hai,
Kisi ne puchha aaj badi khubsurat lag rahi ho,
Maine kaha shayad aaj naha ke aayi hai…
Arz Kiya hai…
Shayari likhna koi masti nahi..
wah wah..
Shayari likhna Koi masti nahi
Shayai karna Sasti nahi..!
Aur jo ladki tumhaare Samne hasti nai..
samjho ke wo Brush barabar karti nai…
Aj Ki Raat Apke Liye Khas Ho,
Har Waqt Machar Apke Aas Pas Ho,
Kat Kat Kar Apki Jan Khaye,
Bhagwan Kare Sari Raat Apko Nind Na Aye
Us befawa ke yaad mein hum ne Jam utha liya…
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Phir lagaya bread pe
aur fatafat kha liya…
MORAL- saare ashiq sharabi nahi hote
Girlfriend ne kiya kiss aur jal gaye mere Lips…
wah wah…
Girlfriend ne kiya kiss aur jal gaye mere Lips…
Kyuki Vo kha kar ayi thi INDIAN “BINGO RED CHILLY CHIPS”!!
A for apple, B for banana…
A for apple, B for banana…
ACP PRADYUMAN ne kaha:
kuch bhi ho jaye daya,
goli mat chalana…!!
Aaj Khuda ki shararat samajh aayi,
Iss dharti pe aapki hukumat samajh aayi,
Aapko dharti pe bhejna uska bahana tha,
Ravan ke baad kisi ko to aana tha!!
Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hai
Sunflower Jitna Peela Hai
Paani Jitna Geela Hai
Aap ka Screw Utna Hi Dheela Hai!!
Kab Tak Mera Dil Dukhaogi ?
Kab Tak Pait Bhar Ke Fast Food Khaogi ?
Darling Isi Tara Khati Rahogi To
Mujhse Phasane Se Pehle
Darwaze Mein Phas Jaogi..!!
Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat hai jatane ki,
Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat hai dikhane ki,
Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhain zarurat hai nahane ki..
Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho,
Thand mein kapkapaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...
Exam tha sar par aur bachchon ne padhna chod diya…
Wah Wah..
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Exam tha sar par aur bachhon ne padhna chod diya..
CID KA ACP tha toilet me,
Aur DAYA ne darwaza tod diya..!!
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai!!
Exam’s song by Munna bhai:
Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student saare jaage.
Dekho pakdo yaaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam, to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU!!
Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain achche number laao,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!
Kadam kadam pe hawa ki simit ka dhyan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaroor aa gayi tumhein”
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Bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.
Jis Hospital ke Hum Doctor hain
Hamari Patni Waha ki Nurse hai
gaur farmaiyega…
Jis Hospital ke Hum Doctor hain
Hamari Patni Waha ki Nurse hai
Kya ajeeb zulm sahna padta hai
Apni hi Biwi ko Sister kehna padta hai!
Khud ko karo Kanjoos itna
Ki Har SMS bhejne se pehle
Service center wale khud Call karke puchhein,
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Kya aap sach mein ise bhejna chahte hain? Ya SENDING Fail kar dun?
Kapil Sharma:
Arz kiya hai…
Siddhu ke peechhe baithi ladkiya
Karna Chahti hain Romance
wah wah
Siddhu ke peechhe baithi ladkiya
Karna Chahti hain Romance
But Sidhu is Only interested in
Lungi Dance, Lungi Dance, Lungi Dance…