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Koi Aankhon se baat kar leta hai
Koi Aankho hi aankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai
Bada Mushqil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi English mein baat kar leta hai!
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Rok Do Mere Janaze ko Zaalimo.
Mujh mein JaaN aa Gayi Hai,
maine kaha…
Rok Do Mere Janaze ko Zaalimo.
Mujh mein JaaN aa Gayi Hai,
.
Peeche Mud Ke Dekho Kameeno,
Cigerette ki Dukan aa Gayi Hai!!
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Injection room ke Bahar Notice Board-
“Koi mar nahi jata Injection lagwane se Ghalib…
Bas, Uthne-Baithne ke andaz badal jaate hai..!!”
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Raat Hogi To Chand Dikhai Dega…
Khwabo Me Wo Chehra Dikhai Dega…
Ye Kisi Ka Pyaar Bhara “Good night” Message Hai.
Reply Kiya Nahi To Sapne Me “Bhoot” Dikhai Dega!!
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Master : Beta koi pyar wali shayari sunao?
Student :
Mota marta moti pe,
Bhukha marta Roti pe,
Master ji ki hai do beti,
aur mai marta hu chhoti pe..
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Yaroo.. Na karna ishq in ladkiyo se
Kyunki..
Yeh aati hain Heer ki tarah,
Lagti hain Kheer ki tarah,
Chubhti hain Teer ki tarah,
Aur
Aakhir mein halat kar deti hain, Fakeer ki tarah..
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Abe dost,
Ek Sher Bol Rela hai main,
Roshni Chand se Hoti Hai Sitaro se Nahi,
Roshni Chand se Hoti Hai Sitaro se Nahi,
Tumhare Mobile Mein Light Hamare SMS Se Hoti Hai, Battery Se Nahi! ;-)
Thok taali ab
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Shamaa bani to parwaane bane
Jaam bana to maikhaane bane
Kuchh to khaas baat hai bittu sharma teri family mein…
Warna, yun hi nahin shehar mein Pagalkhaane bane.
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Arz kiya hai-
Jis Bus me baithi ho Haseenaye,
Us Bus k shishe chatak jaate hai,
wah wah… wah wah
Jis Bus me baithi ho Haseenaye,
Us Bus k shishe chatak jaate hai,
aur
Driver chahe jitni tej chalaye,
Deewaane fir bhi Latak jate hain.
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Arz kiya hai..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Wah wah..
Gaur farmaiye..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada Gadha hai!
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Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole
“darling, how are you?”.
Na karo to bole
“brother, who are you?”
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