Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon,
Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon,
Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana Kion Na,
Tumhare Liye Kee Hui Shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon
Kuch Is Tarah Toote Sapne Mere,
Jaise Sapno Ka Jaha Ujad Ggaya Ho,
Uski Fitrat Ko Kabhi Samajh Na Paaye Hum,
Wo Bewafa Hai Ye Baat Na Jaan Paaye Hum.
Dil Jal Raha Hai Aag Banke,
Shama Jal Rhi Hai Chirag Banke,
Socha Tha Pyar Se Batein Karenge Aapse,
Par Baat Rah Gayi Dil Me Fariyad Banke.
आता था जिस को देख के तेरी तस्वीर का ख़याल
अब तो वो कील भी मेरी दीवार में नही
Mera Har Pal Aaj Khoobsurat Hain,
Dil Mein Jo Sirf Teri Hi Soorat Hain,
Kuch Bhi Kahe Ye Duniya Gum Nahi
Duniya Se Jyada Hume Teri Jarurat Hai
Ajib Mousam Hai.Gardison ka,
Samajh Hi Nhi Aata.Ki Main Unse Door Hoon..
Ya Wo mujhse
Kuch Pal Etane Hasin Hotea Hai.
Ke Yaad Karke Aankho Mea Aansu Aa Jate Hai.
Kuch Logo Ko Milne Ki Fursat Nahi Hoti Or Kuch Log Milne Ko Taraste Hai
Tu meri drink mai tera chakhna
I love you baby Apna khayal rakhna
Na Ishq, Na Pyaar, Na Mohabbat Yaaro,
Devdas Ki Mafik Jaan Mat Do Yaaro,
Apna To Ek Usul Hai Yaro.Na Chandramukhi,
Na Paaro Jo Dikhe Usi Pe Line Maro
Khamosh Reh, Tanha Baith, Yaad Karta Ja Usi Ko,
Tum Ne Ishq Kiya Hai, Gunaah Chota Nahi Hai Tera!
Dil Humara Chocolate Ki Tarah Najuk
Tum Usme Dry Fruits Ka Tadka
Life Hogi Fruit And Nut Jaisi
Agar Mill Jaye Girlfriend Tere Jaisi..
Tumhe Pyar Karna Nahi Aata, Husb To Kya Ye 3 Bacche Internet
Se Downlod Kiye H Wife Nahi Ye To Sharma Ji Ke Pen Drive Se Liye H.
Jab Mene Darwaja Khola. To Apki Ankho me Aansu.
Or Chehre Pe Hasi Thi. Sanso Me Aahe Dil Me Bebasi Thi.
Pehle Q Nahi Bataya Darwaje Me Ungli Phasi Thi..
Pathar Se Na Mare Mere Diwane Ko Koi
Wah Wah
Pathar Se Na Mare Mere Diwane Ko Koi
Attom Bomb Ka Jamana Hai Sa-le Ko Uadado
Dard Ne Kisiko Tadpaya Na Hota,
Aankho Ne Kisi ko Rulaya Na Hota,
Khushiya He Khusiya Hote Har Kise Ke Paas,
Agr RAB Ne Ladkiyo Ko Banaya Na Hota
Ja Rahe Hum Marne Aaj Man Udas Hai
Yaad Nai Kiya Usne Jiski Muje Aas Hai Muje
Bhul Gye Wo Jo Sabse Khas Hai .
Chalo Ab Msg Kro Upar Likha Sab Bakwaas Hai
Khuda Kare Har Raat Chand Ban Ke Aaye,
Din ka Ujala Shaan Ban Ke Aaye,
Kabhi Door Na Ho Aapke Cehre Se Hasi,
Har Din Aisa Mehaman Ban Ke Aaye.
Mohabbat Ki Rah Par Hm Is Trah Chale,
Na Dekha Aage Na Dekha Pichhe,
Jb Dekha Apni Grl Frnd Ko Aage,
Wo Na Aayi Par Us Ka Bhai Dora Chla Aaya Pichhe.
मोहब्बत भी क्या चीज़ है
आँखों मे आ जाते है आँसू,
फिर भी लबो पे हसी रखनी पड़ती है,
ये मोहब्बत भी क्या चीज़ है यारो,
जिस से करते है उसीसे छुपानी पड़ती है
मोहब्बत भी क्या चीज़ है
आँखों मे आ जाते है आँसू,
फिर भी लबो पे हसी रखनी पड़ती है,
ये मोहब्बत भी क्या चीज़ है यारो,
जिस से करते है उसीसे छुपानी पड़ती है
Ishq Sabhi Ko Jena Sikha Deta Hai.
Wafa Ke Naam Par Marna Sikha Deta Hai.
Ishq Nahi Kiya To Karke Dekho.
Zalim Har Dard Sehna Sikha Deta Hai.
Unki Gali Se Mera Janaza Nikla,
Wo Na Nikle Jinke Liye Janaza Nikla,
Unka Ghar Aaya To Mere Dost Siti Bajane Lage,
Rakh Ke Mera Janaza Kamine Usko Patane Lage.
हमारा काम इश्क करना.. हम इश्क के मंझे हुए कामगार है,
हमें फर्क नहीं पड़ता. दिन शनिवार है के इतवार है.
Apki Chaal Mor Jesi,
Apki Awaz Koyla Jesi,
Apka Gussa Sher Jesa,
Apki Aankhe Hirni Jesi,
Kitna Achha Hota Agar,
2 3 Cheejen Insano Jesi Bhi Hoti.
Din Mai Karoge To Sust Rehoge,
Raat Mai Karoge To Chust Rehoge,
Roj Karoge To Khus Rehoge,
Din Raat Karoge To Tandurust Rehoge.
What . Sms yar
Teri Aashiqi Ne Bana Diyaa Muje Ullu.
Arz Kya Hain..
Teri Aashiqi Ne Bana Diya Muje Ullu.
Naa Tum Milee Naa Tumhara Pyaar Mila.
Mila Toh Bus.Babaji Ka Thullu
ज़ख्म खाना तो अपनी आदत है
मुस्कुराना तो अपनी आदत है
रोशनी हो या घुप अंधेरा
दिल जलाना तो अपनी आदत है।
Shaam Hote Hi Ye Dil Udaas Hota Hai
Toote Khwaboo Ke Siwa Kuch Na Pass Hota Hai
Tumahri Yaad Aise Waqt Bohat Aati Hai
Bandar Jab Koi Aas-Paas Hota Hai..
Chhod Diye Wo Kam Jinke Galat The Anjam,
Ab Kuchh Din Nek Kamo Me Bitayenge,
Aur 12thPass Karne Ke Baad Hi,
Koi Nayi Ladki Ptayenge.
Na Jaane Kab Koi Tara Toot Jaye,
Na Jaane Kab Koi Aansu Aankh Se Chhoot Jaye,
Kuch Pal Hamare Saath Hass Lo Na
Jaane Kab Aapke Daant Toot Jaaye
Na Jaane Kab Koi Tara Toot Jaye,
Na Jaane Kab Koi Aansu Aankh Se Chhoot Jaye,
Kuch Pal Hamare Saath Hass Lo Na
Jaane Kab Aapke Daant Toot Jaaye
Girl : Mohabbat To Kisi Ek Se Karungi.
Ho Sake, To Kisi Nek Se Karungi.
Lekin Jab Tak Na Milega,
Wo Nek Ladka..TRY To Har Ek Ko Karungi.
Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab Girlfriend Se Shadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai.
Fulo Ki Hasi Gulab Hai, New Funny Sms In Hindi
Padhne K Liye Jaruri Kitab H,
Duniya Me Hr Sawal Ka Javab H,
Agr Koi Mere Bare Me Puche
To Keh Dena Arre Wo Toh LAJAVAB Hai.
Pagal Aashiq Ho Jaate Hain Pyaar Mei,
Baaki Kasar Poori Ho Jaati Hain Intezaar Mei,
Magar Yeh Baat Dilruba Mahi Samajhti,
Gol-Gappe Khaati Phirti Hain Baazar Mei
Aaj Kuchh Sharmaye Se Lagte Ho,
Sardi Ke Karan Kapkapaye Se Lagte Ho,
Chehra Aapka Khil Utha Hai,
Hafte Ke Baad Nahaye Se Lagte Ho
Kya Leke Aye They,
Kya Lekar Jaoge,
Mujhe SMS Na Karke,
Zalim Kitne Paise Bachaoge
Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga,
Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa,
Ek Tum hi Raho Ge Iss Dil Me,
Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua Dunga.
Dil Aap Ka Ho Dharkane Hamari Hon,
Ankhen Aap Ki, Aansu Hamare Hon,
Chehra Aap Ka, Muskurahat Hamari Ho,
Khuda Kare Hum Dono Ki Dosti Itni Gehri Ho,
Nokri Ap Karo Ro Salary Hamari Ho.
Har Gunah Ki Aapko Mafi Hai
Aap Jo Roye To Bahut Na Insaafi Hai
Kabhi Pani Na Aaye Aapki Aankho Me,
Behne Ke Liye To Aapki Naak Hi Kafi Hai
Dil Humara Chocolate Ki Tarah Najuk
Tum Usme Dry Fruits Ka Tadka
Life Hogi Fruit And Nut Jaisi
Agar Mill Jaye Girlfriend Tere Jaisi.
Tumhare Samne Hain Itney Items
Kabhi Hame Bhi Pick Karo
Hamare Pyar Ke Icon Pe
Kabhi To Tum Double Click Kya Karo
Tere Khoobsoorat Aankhon Mein Aansoo Achche Nahin Lagte
Chaahe Jitnaa Bhi Roye But Kabhi Sachche Nahin Lagte
Tu Meri Drink Mai Tera Chakhna
I Love You Baby Apna Khayal Rakhna
Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hai.
Sunflower Jitna Peela Hai.
Paani Jitna Geela Hai.
Aap ka Screw Utna Hi Dheela Hai
Sitaro Me Aap, Hawao Me Aap, Fizao Me Aap,
Baharo Me Aap, Dhop Me Aap, Chaaon Me Aap,
Sach Hi Suna Hai Ki Buri Aatmao Ka Koi Thikana Nahi Hota
Hoon Mai Doctor Jahan,
Meri Wife Hai Nurse Waha,
Yeh Kaisa Julm Sehna Padta Hai,
Mujhe Apni Wife Ko Sister Kena Padta Hai
Hui Baarish Aur Hum Bheeg Gaye,
Hui Baarish Aur Hum Bheeg Gaye,
Rajnikanth Ne Phook Maari,
Aur Hum Sookh Gaye.
Machhar Ne Aap Ko Kata,
Yeh Us Ka Junoon Tha,
Aap Ne Khujli Ki,
Aap Ka Sukoon Tha,
Phir Bhi Aap Ne Usko Nahin Mara,
Kyun Kay Us Ki Ragoon Mein Aap Ka Khun Tha
Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi,
Par Yaad Tumhari Aati Hai.
Jab Saans Wahan Par Leti Ho,
To Badboo Yahaan Tak Aati Hai.