Ek Baar Ek Judge ne Rajnikanth Ko Crime Karte Hue Dekh Liya.
To Kya. Tabse Kanoon Andha Ho Gaya.
एक किसान ने अपने मक्के के खेत में कौवे उड़ने के लिए रजनीकांत की तस्वीर चिपका दी।
नतीजा यह हुआ कि कौवे अगले ही दिन मक्की के वे दाने भी वापस ले आए, जो वे पिछले साल लेकर गए थे।
Lord Shiva: Mera Trishul kahan hai?
Parvati: Rajnikanth le gaya.
Shiva: Kyun?
Parvati: Maggi khaane ke liye.
Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya.
pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai?
Anyone guess
The Great Khali.
एक किसान ने अपने मक्के के खेत में कौवे उड़ने के लिए रजनीकांत की तस्वीर चिपका दी।
नतीजा यह हुआ कि कौवे अगले ही दिन मक्की के वे दाने भी वापस ले आए, जो वे पिछले साल लेकर गए थे।
एक बार भगवान और रजनीकांत में लड़ाई हुई। नतीजा आज भगवान ऊपर हैं
Rajinikanth Once Kicked A Horse In The Chin.
Its Descendants Are Today Called Giraffes.
Finally scientists get success in finding actual reason of Tsunami
Rajnikant was swimming in the ocean that day
People Who Set Questions For CAT Paper.
Will Have To Pass RAT Paper From This Year Onwards.
RAT PAPER RAJANIKANT APTITUDE TEST
When Rajnikant was study in in 3rd std. some1
stole his rough note & Now they call it as Wikipedia
When Rajinikanth Visits Intel's Office,
They Change Their Caption Rajini Inside
रजनीकांत पूरी दुनिया में एक ऐसे आदमी हैं,
जिनको पता है कि महिलाएं सच-मुच में क्या चाहती हैं।
एक बार रजनीकान्त ने एक एकड़ का खेत खरीदा
ओर उसके चार कोनो पर कुएं खुदवाए अब रजनीकान्त वहाँ कैरम खेलता है
Once Rajnikant And A Girl Were Playing Cards,
Rajnikant Had But Could Not Win,Why
Becoz The Girl Had 3 Rajnikants
Rajnikant got selected in Roadies. next day during voteout.Rajnikant:
I m sorry Raghu. apka safar yhi khatam hota hai. aata hu.
When Rajinikanth Goes To A Gym To Workout,
No One Can Workout Since Rajini Uses All The Weights Available
Once Rajinikanth used the support of a building to tie his shoe lace,
The building is known as Leaning tower of Pisa
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square,
until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
Ek Baar Ek Judge ne Rajnikanth Ko Crime Karte Hue Dekh Liya.
To Kya. Tabse Kanoon Andha Ho Gaya
प्रकाश की गति से रजनीकांत नहीं चलते,
बल्कि रजनीकांत की गति से प्रकाश अपनी दूरी तय करता है।
Rajnikanth Joined Cid. Guess What Happened
Rajnikanth Found The Criminal Before The Crime.
If Rajnikant Gets Into A Car Accident His Car Will Need Some Airbags To Protect It From Him
एक किसान ने अपने मक्के के खेत में कौवे उड़ने के लिए रजनीकांत की तस्वीर चिपका दी।
नतीजा यह हुआ कि कौवे अगले ही दिन मक्की के वे दाने भी वापस ले आए, जो वे पिछले साल लेकर गए थे।
A missile was sent by Pakistan to Kargil. Rajinikanth stopped it at the border
एक बार भगवान और रजनीकांत में लड़ाई हुई। नतीजा आज भगवान ऊपर हैं
If you Google Search nRajnikant Getting Kicked
You Will Generate Zero Results. It Just Does Not Happen.
Rajinikanth is so fast that he can run around
The globe and punch himself in the back of his head.
Once Rajnikanth went to Switzerland and
Accidentally droped his wallet in a building.
Since then, the place is popular for its Swiss Bank
Messi : मैं फुटबॉल को अपनी उंगलियों पर 2 घंटे तक घुमा सकता हूँ ।
Rajnikant : तुम्हे क्या लगता है.. ये पृथ्वी किसकी उंगलियों पर घूम रही है
Rajnikant Can Check His Facebook Account On Typewriter
Rajnikanth’s Coaching Class, Superman,
Iron Man, Spider Men Shaktimaan is Absent Today
Rajinikanth once raced with Light. Light came third.
Rajini's shadow was second.
If Rajnikanth was born 100 years earlier,
British would have fought to get independence from India.
The only man who ever outsmarted
Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.
रजनीकांत की प्रेमिका: मोहब्बत के मारे को आत्महत्या से रोकने का एक ही तरीका है. शादी
रजनीकांत: और शादी से बचने का सिर्फ एक ही तरीका है, आत्महत्या
लड़की: क्या तुम मेरे सच्चे आशिक को?
लड़का: हां.
लड़की: तो मेरे लिए चांद, तारे और दुनिया की सारी दौलत लाकर दो.
लड़का: अबे तेरा आशिक हूं, रजनीकांत का बेटा नहीं.
Rajnikanth Wanted To Write A Blog..
And Now We Have Wikipedia
When Karwa Chauth fasted For Rajinikanth,
The ODI Cricket match Abandoned
Ishant Sharma Bragged, Now Play Without me
Mission Impossible Was First Offered To Rajnikanth
But He Refused Bcoz He Found The Title Insulting
Teacher Ranjikaant Par Koi Joke Sunao
Student: Barish Ho Rahi Thi Bheeg Gaye Hum
Teacher: Age
Student: Age Kaya Rajnikaant Ne Phoonk Mari Sukh Gaye Hum.
Rajni: Hello I Am Rajnikant Calling
Ladka: Ha Pata Hai Bol,
Rajni: Tujhe Kaise Pata Ki Maine Call Kiya Hai,
Ladka: Mobile Switch Off Tha Mera.
If all Rajinikanth fans formed a country, the world would be one!
Gabber Singh Forgot His dialogues when He See Tha Rajnikaant
When Rajnikanth stares at Windows Vista,
it updates into Windows 7 out of fear
When Rajinikanth Is Playing Cricket,
The Rain Has To Cancel Its Raining Due To The Match
Why Did Rajnikant Wear Sunglasses .
Socho Socho .To Protect Sun From His Eyes
Rajnikant's Balance In Mobile.
Rs. 99999999999.Validity. 32/13/2000010
When We call His No.We Can Hear One Sound:Aap jis Airtel, Docomo,
Vodafone, Aircel, Idea, Bsnl, Tata, Reliance,Uninor No.. Pe Call Kar Rahe
Once While Travelling Through Gujarat,
Rajinikanth Bought Tea From A Kid...
You Know The Rest Of The Story
People Are Surprised With Sudden Rains.
Relax Guys,
Rajnikant Is Testing His Pichkari.
रजनीकांत : हैलो, मैं रजनीकांत बोल रहा हूँ ,
लड़का : हां पता है बोलिए
रजनीकांत : तुझे कैसे पता की मैंने कॉल किया है.
लड़का : मोबाइल स्विच ऑफ था मेरा रजनीकांत कुछ भी कर सकता है बॉस