British India KO 1947 Mein Kyu Chod K Chale Gye,
Socho Socho socho. Thoda or
Kyu Ki 1948 Men Rajnikant Paida Hua Tha. Mind It.
5 Rupaye Ka 1 Samosa,10 Rupaye Ke Do
Wah Wah
5 Rupaye Ka 1 Samosa,10 Rupaye Ke Do
Daya Darwaja Tod Do
People Update Facebook Status Via BlackBerry And iPhone.
Rajinikanth Updates His Status Via Calculator.
Remake Of Movie Ghulam In Tamil. Rajnikanth As Hero.
Runnings Towards Train 5 Meters Left,
4m. 3m. 2m.1m.
Train Jumps On The Other Track
Yanna Rascala Mind it.
Rajnikant : Aaj Mere Kutte Ne Anda Diya.
Big B : Kutta Kab Se Anda Dene Laga
Rajnikant : Ye Rajni Ka Style Hai.
Aik Din Rajnikant Ka 1 Rupya Building Se Niche Gir Gaya .
Rajnikant Niche Pahucha To Rupya Nahi Mila .
Kyuki Rajnikant Rupya Girne Se Pehle Hi Pohoch Gaya .
1 Bar 1 Ladke Ne Rajnikant Ki Beti Ko Aankh Mar Di
Rajnikant Ne Uski Gardan,Hath Ur Per Marod Diye
Aaj Us Ladke Ko Duniya Baba Ramdev, Ke Naam Se Janti Hai.
CE Box Office Pe Hit Kyu Hui..
Kyunki Us Film Ke Ek Song Me Rajnikant Ke
Poster Lage Huye The.
Then.Don't Underestimet The Power Of Rajnikant
Rajnikant Ne Robot Film Kyu Banayi.
Kyuki Wo Dikhana Chahta Tha Ke
Aurat Sirf Aadmi Ka Hi Nahi,
Machine Ka Bhi Dimag Kharab Kar Sakti Hai.
Rajanikant's Mom To Rajanikant
Agar Tumhara Khelna Ho Gaya Ho,
Toh Bete Who Malaysia Ki Plane Lauta Do,
Puri Duniya Khamakha Pareshaan Ho Rahi Hain.
Neymar : मैं फुटबॉल को अपनी उंगलियों पर 2 घंटे तक घुमा सकता हूँ ।
Rajinikant : तुम्हे क्या लगता है.. ये पृथ्वी किसकी उंगलियों पर घूम रही है
Ek Bar Gandhi Ji Gym Gaye, Vaha Unko Rajinikant Mila Aur Unse Bola.
Rajinikant : Wah Re Bapu, Kya Body Hai.
Bus Tabse Unhone Shirt Pehenna Chod Diya
रजनीकांत : हैलो, मैं रजनीकांत बोल रहा हूँ :
लड़का : हां पता है बोलिए?
रजनीकांत : तुझे कैसे पता की मैंने कॉल किया है..
लड़का : मोबाइल स्विच ऑफ था मेरा!
A Scientist Cannot Be A President,But Kalam Did It.
A Conductor Cannot Be A Superstar,But Rajni Did It.
Rajnikant Opened His Refrigerator And Forgot To Shut The Door,
Winters Arrive In India.
Behind Every Successful Man There Is a Woman
Behind Every Dead Man There Is A Rajnikanth
Load Shiva : Mera Trishul Kahan Hai
Parvati : Rajnikant Le Gya Hai
Shiva : Kyn ?
Parvati : Maggi Khane Ke Liye
Rajinikanth Doesn’t Need A Visa To Travel Abroad,
He Just Jumps From The Tallest Building In Chennai
And Holds Himself In The Air While The Earth Rotates.
Rajinikanth Got Selected In Roadies.
Next Day During Vote Out,
Rajnikant : I'm Sorry Raghu, Apka Roadies Ka Safar Yahi Khatam Hota Hai.
Once A Mosquito Bitten Rajni So Guess What Happened,
Mosquito Suffered From Dengue.
Recently China Airports Were Closed Due To Heavy Fog
Later It Was Discovered That
Rajanikanth Was Smoking In India
Girl : Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho
Boy : Ha
Girl : To Phir Mujhe Chand Tare Duniya Ki Sari Daulat Khushiya Do
Boy : Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta Nahi.
Only Rajniknath knows That What Came First,
The Egg Or The Hen
Rajinikanth Can Finish Super Mario
Without Using Jump Button,
Its Rajni Style
अचानक हुई बारिश से सभी लोग अचंभित हो गए है।
उन लोगो की जानकारी के लिए बता दूँ कि
रजनीकांत अपनी पिचकारी चेक कररहा है।
Today
Ek Train Cycle Ki Chapet Me Aayi.
Train Me Sawaar Sabhi Log Maare Gaye..
Cycle Driver RAJNIKANTH Farrar
एक दिन 'आर्यभट्ट' ऐसे काम गिन रहा था जो रजनीकान्त नहीं कर सकता.
बस उसी दिन आर्यभट्ट ने शून्य की खोज की
Rajnikaant Gone For Morning Walk & In The Afternoon Police Arrestd Him
Becouse He Reached USA Without Visa
Rajnicant Purchases
Two Nano Cars For.
Do You Know Why.
For Skating.
Rajinikanth's House Has No Doors,
Only Walls That He Walks Through.
Rajnikant Ki Shaadi Mein.
Aag Ne Uske 7 Phere Liye The
Intel’s New Tagline For Its Fastest Processor
Rajnikanth Inside
Ramdev: Swiss Bank Se Black Money India Le Aao
Rajnikanth: Khabardar,
Koi Mere Gullak Ko Hath Nhi Lagayega.
Gabbar : Kitne Aadmi The,
Kalia : Sarkar 1
Gabbar : Aur Tum,
Kalia : 100
Gabbar : Fir B Wapas Aa Gaye Woh B Khali Hath,
Kaun Tha Woh ?
Kalia : RAJNIKANT.
Jab Kutte Ki Mout Aati Hai.
To Kutta Mar Jata Hai..
Tumhe To Har Baat Me Twist Chahiye.
Kutta Hai Koi Rajnikant Nahi.
Rajnikant ka mobile
Vibration Mode Pe Tha Don’t Worry
Mode Change Kar Diya Hai
Frustrated Rajnikant: Kuch To
Rehem Karo Kamino .Ab Ye
Kisne Likha Ki Rajni Jab Chawal Khata
Hai..To Uske Bum Se Idali Nikalti Hai
Rajinikanth Was Playing Hide And Seek
The Result Malaysian Airlines
Plane Disappeard And 10 Countries Cannot Find It
Salman: Ek Bar Jo Maine Commitment Kar Di Uske Bad To Mai
Sirf Rajnikant Ki Hi Sunta Hun
Rajnikant Ne Vidya Balan Ko Cycle Pe Aage Bithaya
Vidya: Rajni Mujhe Dekh Ke Apka Khada Ni Hota?
Rajnknt: Pagli Ye Ladies Cycle Hai.
Pata Hai Tu Kis Pe Baiti Hai
Rajinikanth Is Remaking Titanic With Some Changes,
In The End He Doesn't Die But Swims Across
The Ocean With Heroine In 1 Hand And Titanic In The Other Hand.
Rajinikanth Doesn't Need A Visa To Travel Abroad,
He Just Jumps From The Tallest Building In Chennai
And Holds Himself In The Air While The Earth Rotates.
Rajnikant: Aaj Mere Kutte Ne Anda Diya.
Big B: Kutta Kab Se Anda Dene Laga
Rajnikant: Ye Rajni Ka Style Hai.
Maine Apni Murgi Ka Naam Kutta Rakha Hai
Why Did Obama Come To India,
To Receive The Payment Of Nasa's Rocket
He Sold To Rajnikant.
Rajnikant Ne Robot Film Kyu Banayi.
Kyuki Wo Dikhana Chahta Tha Ke
Aurat Sirf Aadmi Ka Hi Nahi,
Machine Ka Bhi Dimag Kharab Kar Sakti Hai,
When Rajnikant Was In School Someone Stole His Rough Book Of English .
And Now That Book Is Known As Oxford Dictionary
Once Rajnikanth Went To Switzerland
And Accidentally Droped His Wallet In A Building.
Since Then, The Place Is Popular For Its Swiss Bank
Once Rajnikant Was Masturbating .
Next Day News Came.That Aishwarya Rai Is Pregnant.
Hui Baarish Aur Hum Bheeg Gaye,
Hui Baarish Aur Hum Bheeg Gaye,
Rajnikanth Ne Phook Maari,
Aur Hum Sookh Gaye.
Once Rajnikant Was Playing Cricket In
The Monsoons. And ..
The Rain Was Cancelled Due To Tthe Match.