Save water drink beer.
I drink to make other people interesting.
When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.
Person you love is 72.8% water.
Nothing is over until you stop trying.
I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i'm God.
Warning...I know KARATE.......And few other oriental words.
I am so poor that i can't pay attention in class.
I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.
I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.
If you can't convince them, Confuse them.
When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!