It’s all abt mind n matter.. I don’t mind , u dont matter
I’m not totally useless, I can still be used as an example of uselessness!
Dats attitude!
Don’t hate me bcoz i’m pretty hate me bcoz ur bf thinks so.
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
I did it bcoz i can, i can bcoz i want 2, i want 2 bcoz u said i cudn’t.
Eyes pop, jaws drop, hearts stop, yeah, thats right I’m here.
Expect the best, b prepared 4 the worst, fuck what others think n do ur own thing.
Grammar is important! Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.
The teacher asks Timmy “why is your cat at school today?” Timmy says, crying, “Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, ‘I’m going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.’ so I’m saving him!
Dont let the past hold you back you are missing the good stuf
Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it lasts.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Pull me closer and whisper, ‘I love you,’
कुत्तों को देशी घी और लङकियों को सच्चा प्यार कभी हज़म नही
होता..।
Ab to Maa bhi kehne Lag gayi "Teri to Arrange Marriage ki karni padegi, Ladki to Tujhse Patni nahi hai koi
Talking To You, Laughing With You,Being With you Makes Up My Whole Day
And Somehow Every 'clean Your Room' Lecture From My Mom everytime Turns Out to Be a 'Noboby will Marry You' Lecture
As long as you're still the same person I fell for, my feelings won't ever change.
Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also growing old
Something i learned about people… if they do it once, they’ll do it again
A sincere apology has three pasts: i am sorry it is my fault What can i do to make it right?
Kuch logo ki selfie dekh ke lagta hai ki unke phon me front camera ki jagah pistol honi chahiye thi
Bathrooms have changed from being a singing studio to a photo studio
When you can't marry the one you love, :'(
marry the one who is rich
They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!
Soon I will be a genius :D
Patience and time do more than strength or passion
I wish I could google “things to eat in my fridge” so I wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed.
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.