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Me- Mom thode paise dedo.
Mom- Bata kitte chahiye 1 paisa, 2 paisa, Bhikhari sale. :v
My mom trolls me better than anyone
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14 Year Girl: I Love you.. I Like you.
Boy: Beta Bachi ho ap Abhi.
Girl Turned 16
Boy: BC 0_0. hellow remember me ?
Girl: Ji Bhaiyaaa
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Gf : kaisi lagg rahi hu mai?
Bf : bohot sundar tumhe makeup ki koi zaroorat nahi hai..
Gf : sachhi
Bf : haa.. actually tumhe plastic surgery ki jaroorat hai..!!
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Ladkhadai budhiya ko uthaane bazaar me koi na jhuka,
Gori ka jhumkhaa gira toh pura bazaar ghutno par aagaya..
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Dost : kaisa hai?
Me : Bas theek
Dost : aur padhai kaisi chalri hai?
Me : dost hai dost reh bhenchodd.. rishtedar banni ki koshish na kar..!!
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Majdoor banoge chutti milegi,
Maalik banoge chut he milegi
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During a heart transplant.
Doctor: $h!t
Nurse: what happened.
Doctor: My mobile network is gone.
Nurse: So?
Doctor: I don't know what to do next.
Nurse: Why.
Doctor: I'm from IIN.
Nurse behosh...
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After Accident:
American: Its Fine Man
British: I am So Sorry
Australia: No Worries Dude
Germany: Are You Oĸay?
India: Andha hai kya saaley dhakkan ki tarha chala raha hai
akkal ke dushman saale tere baap ka road hai kya
bahar nikal dekh teri kaise bajata hun
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A boy called FM radio & said:
I’ve found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card &
an ID card of Mr.Ram new road, Kathmandu.
Radio Jockey: How honest so you want to return his purse?
Boy: no.. I just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him.
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Nite conversation
She – chal bye, mom chilla rahi hai
He – Kyu? Papa josh main hai kya?
blocked forever
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A Child In America School
Sir Asked Him i Have 4 Apple.
How Can i Divide it Among 5 Children ?
His Ans: Simple Kill One Child..
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Sala samjh me nahi aa raha hai
Bazaar me mandi hai esliye loge ‘Whatsapp’ par hai!!!
Ya log pura din ‘Whatsapp’ par lage huye hain..
esliye bazaar me mandi hai ..
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School mai bacchon se question poocha gaya ki
ladki ke behosh hone par tum sharir ka kaunsa hissa dabao ge?
Kuch bacchon ne nabz kaha aur vo aaj doctor ban gaye!
Jin haramiyon ne kuch aur jawab diya tha vo
sare kamine aaj is Group mai hain.
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Medical science proved ke
Kapre tight pehnne se Blood Circulation ruk jata hai.
But
Ladhkiyo ke kapre jitne tight ho to
Ladhko ke blood circulation utni tez hoti hai.
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Hubby: Call Ambulance! I’m having a heart attack
Wife: Okay! Give me your mobile password
Hubby: Its okay, I’m good …!!
Men will be men…..
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Ladki ki vidai ke time dulhe ka Mobile Baja
Dulhan ne dulhe ko Kas ke Thappad Mara
Bolo Kyu?
kyu ki
dulhe ki Mbl Ki Ringtone Thi
Dil me apne armaan chhupa ke hum chale
aaj hum apni maut ka saman utha le chale.
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Subha subha mujhe aise uthaya jata
jai jaise world war shuru hogaya ho
aur main hi aakhiri soldier bacha hua hu
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Me : Tum Sabhi boys Ko Bhai Kyu Bolti Ho?
She : Mera Koi Bhai Nahi Hai
Me : Tera Pati Bhi Toh Nahi Hai
**Slapped**
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Koi 1 din select karo..
Sun
Mon
Tue
Wed
Thu
Fri
Sat
Kar liya…?
Reply mat karna..
Bas us din naha liya karo plz
I know sardi kaafi hai.. Par nahana bhi zaruri hai
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Boy: I love u.
Girl: I hate you.
Boy: Why this kolavari kolavari kolavari di.
Girl: Ok ok i love u too but pls dont sing this song yaar
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Wo kya cheeze hai jo wife apne husband ko sari umar nahi deti
Socho..
Ans:
Chain ki Saans…
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Damm True.
Fact of GOOGLE:
50% of the people use it well… as a search engine
the other 50% of the people use it
to check if their internet is
connected or not
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The Funniest Situation in Student Life:
When u have No idea what to Write
in the Paper & the Examiner Comes & Says..
*Plz Hide ur Answer Sheet*
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Dil do kisi ek ko magar nek ko
?
Jab tak sucha dildar na mile
?
Try karo har ek ko.
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Side effect of excess study:
A guy went to restaurant,
He wanted to see the menu but
He forgot what it is called he ask waiter,
Syllabus lana…
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Mat chhino college ke baccho se mobile,
ye akele rehne se darte hai,
le lo exam bhi FACEBOOK par..
kyun ki ye ek hi chiz to hai jo mann lagakar use krte hae.
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Mr. DAD your wife hit me badly..
i am not gonna stay with u anymore.
Dont try to stop me or butter me with a toy plane,
i need my barbie doll bye.
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Pinki- Tmhare Papa kitne saal ke hai!!
Pappu- Jitne saal ka mai hu.
Pinki- Kaise!!
Pappu- Jis din mai paida huwa usi din to wo papa bane..
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