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Rajnikant Ka Mobile

Rajnikant ka mobile
vibration mode pe tha don’t worry
Mode change kar diya hai

Jun,2 2016
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Close Their Eyes


Question: Why Do Girls Close Their Eyes While Kissing A Guy?
Guess Guess
Answer: Yeh Ladkiyan Ladkon Ko Kabhi Khush Nahi Dekh Sakti.

May,17 2016
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और बिछड़ गए

आज की रात भी बीत जायेगी..
दिल की नजर फिर तरसती रह जायेगी..
कितने ही लम्हे गुजर गए
यूँ ही दिल मिले और बिछड़ गए

May,2 2016
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Tum Rehti Ho

Maein Saans Leta Hoon..Teri Khushboo Aati Hai
Ek Mehka Mehka Sa..Paigaam Laati Hai
Meri Dil Ki Dhadkan Bhi..Tere Geet Gaati Hai
Pal Pal Dil Ke Paas Tum Rehti Ho

Apr,22 2016
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हफ्ते की छुट्टी ले रखी है

दादा पोते से : तेरी टीचर आ रही है, जा छुप जा.
पोता : पहले आप छुप जाओ,
आपकी मौत के बहाने मैंने दो हफ्ते की छुट्टी ले रखी है.

Apr,21 2016
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Aaye Hue Hain

Ishq Mein Hum Tumhe Kya Batayein
Kis Kadar Chot Khaaye Hue Hain
Kal Maara Tha Baap Ne Uske
Aaj Bhaiya Bhi Aaye Hue Hain

Apr,16 2016
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Samjhta Hoon ji

Naukar Maalik Se : Maalik, Ramu Apko Gadhe Ke Barabar Bhi Nahi Samjhta.
Funny Ramu : Nahi Maalik, Yeh Jhooth Bol Raha Hai, Mein To Samjhta Hoon ji

Apr,15 2016
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Umeed

Halaat keh rahe hain..
Wo yaad nahi karenge ab
Umeed keh rahi hai..
Bss thoda intejaar aur kar.

Apr,14 2016
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करवाना पड़ रहा हो

ब्रेकअप का दर्द उस लड़की से जा के पूछो.
जिसे खुद अपने पैसों का रिचार्ज करवाना पड़ रहा हो।

Apr,11 2016
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Bhabhi Chahiye

Jise tum chahte ho uski sab se khaas saheli ko apni behen bana lo.
Ek baar ye kaam ho gaya to baaki ka saara kaam
uski saheli yaani ki tumhari behen hi kar degi. Use bhi to bhabhi chahiye

Apr,8 2016
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Thek Lage

Girl : I Love You I Can't Live Widout You!
Mar Jaon Gi Mit Jaon Gi Tere Pyaar Ma Fanaa Ho Jaon Gi
Boy : Hmm Dekh Le Tujhe Jese Thek Lage.

Apr,7 2016
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तुम नहाने की

पानी आने की बात करते हो
दिल जलाने की बात करते हो
चार दिन से मुंह नहीं धोया
तुम नहाने की बात करते हो

Apr,5 2016
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Waqt Aa Raha Hai

Wife: Agar Main Waqt Hoti To Sab Meri Qadar Karte.
Husband: Log Tumhein Dekh Kar Darr Jaate.
Wife: Woh Kyon?
Husband: Log Kehte, Wo Dekho Bura Waqt Aa Raha Hai

Apr,5 2016
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amara Farz Banta Hai

Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Aankh Maari
Ladki : Mai Esi Wesi Ladki Nahi Hu
Ladka : Wo To Theek Hai Par Check Karna Hamara Farz Banta Hai

Apr,1 2016
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Mujhe Ye Sadgi Meri

Koi Tabeez Aisa Do Ki Main Chalaak Ho Jaun;
Bahut Nuksaan Deti Hai Mujhe Ye Sadgi Meri

Apr,1 2016
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Ek Jaisa Laga

Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga,
Dusri Ladki Ko Dekha To Vaisa Laga,
Par Dono Ne Thappad Mara To Ek Jaisa Laga

Mar,30 2016
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Mumtaz Nazar Aati Hai.

Tajmahal Ki Imarat Her Aashiq Ko Mohabbat Ki Misaal Nazar Aati Hai.
Main Kis Kis Ke Liye Taj Banwaun Mujhe To Her Ladki Mumtaz Nazar Aati Hai.

Mar,22 2016
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Tumhe Manga Hai

Main Dua Mein Tujhe Manga Hai,
Magar Wafa Se Manga Hai.
Kabhi Sajde Mein Jakar Pucho Apne Rab Se,
K Maine Kis Kis Ada Se Tumhe Manga Hai.

Mar,21 2016
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Jaan Paaye Hum

Kuch Is Tarah Toote Sapne Mere,
Jaise Sapno Ka Jaha Ujad Ggaya Ho,
Uski Fitrat Ko Kabhi Samajh Na Paaye Hum,
Wo Bewafa Hai Ye Baat Na Jaan Paaye Hum.

Mar,4 2016
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Santa Ka Dimag

Santa Banta Se: Yaar I am Going Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai Batao.
Banta: Mai Ja Raha Hu.
Santa: Are Jate Jate Matlab To Batake Ja.

Mar,4 2016
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Kutte Ne Anda Diya

Rajnikant : Aaj Mere Kutte Ne Anda Diya.
Big B : Kutta Kab Se Anda Dene Laga
Rajnikant : Ye Rajni Ka Style Hai.

Mar,3 2016
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Me Fariyad Banke

Dil Jal Raha Hai Aag Banke,
Shama Jal Rhi Hai Chirag Banke,
Socha Tha Pyar Se Batein Karenge Aapse,
Par Baat Rah Gayi Dil Me Fariyad Banke.

Mar,3 2016
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Keep Following
Girl: Why Do you Follow Me Every Time. Pappu: Well, When I Was Kid, My Parents Always Used To Say Keep Following Your Dreams Until You Get Them.
Feb,19 2016
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Bachche Ka Kaam Hai

Teacher : Table Pe Ink Gira Kar, Bola Kisne Is Ink Ko Girai Hai.
Teacher Student Se : Tum Is Line Ko Kis Tarha Bol Sakte Ho.
Student : Ye Kis Bloody Idiot Kuttey Ke Bachche Ka Kaam Hai.
Go To Fb Page

Feb,18 2016
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Funny

Feb,16 2016
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Aaj Ka Gayan

Feb,12 2016
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Funny

Feb,12 2016
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हथोड़े से खोली थी

संता: तेरा भाई आजकल क्या कर रहा है
बंता: एक दुकान खोली थी, पर अब जेल में है
संता: वो क्यों,
बंता: दुकान हथोड़े से खोली थी.

Feb,10 2016
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Tajmahal Ki Imarat

Tajmahal Ki Imarat Her Aashiq Ko Mohabbat Ki Misaal Nazar Aati Hai.
Main Kis Kis Ke Liye Taj Banwaun Mujhe To Her Ladki Mumtaz Nazar Aati Hai

Feb,4 2016
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मांग लिया.

कल तो पड़ोसन फुल Mood में थी...
बोली जो मांगना हो मांग लो..
साला मैंने भी मौके का फायदा उठा के
Wifi का Password मांग लिया.

Feb,2 2016
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दूसरी ढूढ लेगे

अगर लडकी आपको ठुकराये
तो कोई ऊचा टावर देखो और उसपे चढ जाओ
और सोचो शहर बडा है दूसरी ढूढ लेगे
नीचे उतरो और काम पर लगो

Feb,2 2016
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Birth And Death

Jan,29 2016
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Murde Ka Kafan

Pati Apni Patni Ko Uski Bra Dete Hue: Ye Le Pakad Aapne Doodh Ka Dhakkan
Patni Underwear Dete Hue: Bhonsdi Ke Ye Le Aapne Murde Ka Kafan

Jan,29 2016
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Koi Khilona Tha

Tujh Ko Paa Kar Bhi Kabhi To Khona Tha,
Ye Hadsa Mere Saath Kabhi To Hona Hi Tha,
Wo Tod Kar Aksar Dil Mera Mujhe Jodta Raha,
Jaise Main Us Ke Haath Ka Koi Khilona Tha.

Jan,28 2016
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Be Attentive

Be Attentive. Ask Great Questions. Listen. Smile.

Jan,28 2016
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Chaapal

Jan,23 2016
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Makhan Bana Dega

Pregnant Aurat Ko Dekh Ker 1 Ladki Boli:
Lagta Hai Makan Ban Gaya Hai
Aur Kiraye Par Bhi Gaya Hai.
Pregnant Lady Boli:
Mazdur Free Hai, Bhejon Kya. 
Tera Bhi Makhan Bana Dega

 

Jan,23 2016
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Makar sakranti

Jan,14 2016
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Kis Haal Mein

Main Ye NaHi Kaheta Ke Meri
Khair Khabar Pocho Tum
Khud Kis Haal Mein Ho Itna
To Bata Diya Karo I Love You 

Jan,11 2016
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Tera hi naam.

Tujse hi har subha ho meri,
Tujse hi har sham,
Kuch aisa rishta ban gaya tujhse,
Ki Har saaso mein sirf tera hi naam.

Jan,9 2016
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Screw Utna Hi Dheela

Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hai.
Sunflower Jitna Peela Hai.
Paani Jitna Geela Hai.
Aap ka Screw Utna Hi Dheela Hai

Jan,9 2016
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What Kind Of Degree

A Son Is Calling His Mom From College And Telling Her
That He Had Just Got His Degree.
The Mother Says: Thats Great Honey What Kind Of Degree,
And The Son, Almost Squealing With Excitement Says:
The Best One Ever, A Celsius Degree.

Jan,5 2016
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UMARBHAR Chahiye

Aapki DOSTI Ki ek Nazar Chahiye,
Dil hai bay ghar use ek ghar Chahiye,
Bas yun hi SAATH chalte raho ae DOST,
Ye DOSTI humain UMARBHAR Chahiye!!

Jan,4 2016
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Kadwa Sach

Jan,2 2016
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Happy New Year

Dec,31 2015
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Apna Bhawishya

Dec,24 2015
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Piche Kya Lagati Hai

Girl Hostel Me Ek Phone Aaya: Meena Hai Kya.
Warden Ne Pucha: Piche Kya Lagati Hai Vo.
Phone Wala: Ab Tho Pata Nahi Ji Par Pehle Sarson Ka Tel Lagati Thi.

Dec,23 2015
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Fatima Mehfooz

Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone
aaya – Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?
Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas
hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?

Dec,22 2015
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Bachon Ki Sararatein

Ek chhota bachcha bus ki khidki se susu kr rha tha.
Ek aurat boli: Sharm nhi ati tujhe?
Ladka: Are aunty sharm chhodo,
Su su dekho kitna dur tk ja rha hai.

Dec,21 2015
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Shopping Offers

Patni: Chalo ek khel khelte hain.
Mai chhupti hoon aur tum mujhe dhoondhna.
Agar tumne dhoondh liya to mai tumhaare saath,
Shopping karne chaloongi.
Pati: Aur agar nahi dhoondh paya toh?
Patni: Aisa mat kaho Jaanu mai bas darwaje ke,
Peechhe hee chh

Dec,16 2015
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