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A honeymoon is a great time to try out some new things in the bedroom.
Most people are so excited to be on this vacation that some of their inhibitions naturally fade away.
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A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
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Sex Se Pahle Urine Pass Kare It Mean Jab Bhi Sex Ke Liye Wife K Pas Jaye To First Peshab Kar K Hi Jaye.
Peshab Se Farigh Hone K Bad SEX Karne Me Jald Discharge Hone Ka Khatra Kam Ho Jata Ha.
Eating I Mean Khana Khane Ke Foran Bad Hi Sex Na Kare. After Eating Some Time Baad Hi Sambhog Karein.
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Mom : Sofa Letne ke Liye Nahi Hota Baithne Ke Liye Hota Hai
Son : Ha Toh Chappal Bhi Maarne k Liye Nahi Pehen Ne Ke Liye Hoti Hai.
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Hello hello mera lelo kya?
Salam.
Bolo bolo apni kholo kya?
Zuban.
Dekho apni khol k dekho kya?
Aankhien.
Kitna bara hai mera kya?
DIL.
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Jis ladki ko aap patana chahte ho, usse jab bhi milo to uski family ki khariyat,haal chaal zaroor pucho isse bhi ladkiyan bahut impress hoti hain.
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Ek Bachha Road Pe Kutte Ko Le
Jaa Raha Tha.
Ek Police Waala Hasste Hue:
Beta, Apne Bhaai Ko Kahaan Le
Ja Rahe Ho?
Bachha: Police Mai Bharti
Karwaane
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Banta: Meri Biwi Mujhe Chod Ke Chali Gayi.
Santa: Tu Uska Khyal Nahi Rakhta Hoga.
Banta: Arre Yaar, Sagi Behan Ki Tarah Rakhta Tha.
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Ronaldo: I can spin a football on my finger for 2hrs Can u?
Rajnikant: How the hell do u think the earth spins.
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Ek Kunwari Ladki Ki Petme Baccha aa Gaya
Uski Baap : Ye Kiska Hain?
Ladki : Papa Miss Call To Sab Hi Marte Hai.
Pata Nahi Kiska Receive Ho Gaya.
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Take along some of your favorite music and have it playing softly in the room.
This will be a subtle way of letting your spouse know you are in the mood.
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Flirting Is Like A Game Of Chess
One Wrong Move And You Are
Married
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Heer ro ro kar Ranjhe se kah rahi hai
Heer ro ro kar ranjhe se kah rahi hai
Rumal de kamine meri naak bah rahi h
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Girl Friend: Mera rishta aaya hai aur shadi hone wali hy.
Boy Friend: That's Good,
Phir to hum condom ke bina sex kar sakenge.
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Do You Know Why Girls Are Shorter Than Men?
Just To Hear The Men’s Heartbeat.
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Santa Apne Dost Se: Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.
Dost: Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?
Santa: Ghanta, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.
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Preeto Bina Kapde Pahne Hi Mahmano Ko Halwa Parosne Aa Jati Hai,
Santa: Besharam, Tu Hosh Mein To Hai?
Preeto: Oji, Recipe Book Mein Likha Tha Serve Hot Without Any Dressing.
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Mahila Doctor se enki bimari thik karo
Ye Rat Me Jor Jor Se Mera Nam Pukarte hai
Doctor : Aap to bahut lucky ho
mahila : Nhi kal enki bibi mayke se lutne wali hai
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Phone Rings.
Tring, Tring,
Boy: Hello Pappu hai?
Girl: Nahi hai.
Boy: Mujhe Ek Mauka Do,Ho Jayega.
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Nasha Mohabbat ka ho,
Sharab ka ho ya,
Whats App ka ho.
Hosh teeno mein kho jate hai.
Farak sirf itna hai ki,
Sharab saala deti hai,
Mohabbat rula deti hai Aur,
Whats App yaaro ki yaad dila deti hai.
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Kapil : Soch raha hu USA ghoom aun, free mein,
Sharukh : Free mein kaise jayega ?
Kapil : Sochne ke paise thodi lagte hai !!
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biology teacher told all students to draw female reproductive organ.
one girl felt shy and looked down.
sardar boy shouted - mam she is copying.
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Rat ati hai
Sitare lekar,
Nind ati he sapne lekar,
Hamari duwa he kal ki subha Aaye apke liye bahut saari khushyan lekar.
good night
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Sir - "Birbal Kaun Tha?"
Student - "Pata Nahi Sir"
Sir - "Padhaai Par Dhyaan Do To Na Pata Chale"
Student - "Pramod, Vicky, Gaurav Kaun Hai?"
Sir - "Mujhe Kya Pata"
Student - "Beti Par Dhyaan Do To Na Pata Chale".
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Every time i miss you, a star falls.
So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone,
its because you made me miss you too much!
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Sabne kaha dosti ek dard hai,
Humne kaha dard kabul hai,
Sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge,
Humne kaha teri dosti ke sath marna kabul hai.
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SANTA Class Me 1 Donkey Le Kar Aaya
Tacher: Iss Ko Kyu LaYe Ho?
SANTA: Sir Aap ne hi to Kaha Tha Ki Aap
Gadhe Ko Bhi Insan bana dete ho..
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Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye
Santa: Chal Suicide kar le
Banta: Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai
Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padega
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Boy- Tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai
Girl- chhoro na
Boy- Tumhare baal kitnekhubsurat hai. Girl- chhoro na
Boy- Tumhare gaal kitnegulabi hai
Girl- Ab chhoro bhi
Boy- Arrrrey...kamInI aur kitna choru. Itne der se
lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu tere kehne pe :D
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Kapil (to wife): Tere baap ki Jale par namak chhidakne ki aadat gayi nahin na?
Sumona: Kyun? Ab kya hua??
Kapil: Aaj Phir se puchh raha tha… “Meri beti se shaadi karke khush to ho na?
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Mujhse aksar wo ek hi sawal puchhti h
Tum mujhe itna pyar kyun karte ho.?
Koyi ja kar bata de unko ki,
Zindagi bhala kis ko pyaari nhi hoti..
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Class ki har ladki ek phool hai,
Usse chahna ek bhool hai.
Jo inki soch mein gul hai,
Samjho uski Compartmental ke chances full hai
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Arz kiya hai..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Wah wah..
Gaur farmaiye..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada Gadha hai
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You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
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This is challenging: She lies on her back while you straddle her facing away. She lifts her legs and wraps them around your back to elevate her pelvis so you can enter. She then grabs your butt to help you slide up and back. She can add a little massage action to her grip also.
Benefits: She gets a prime view of your derriere.
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Open the door for someone, collect your neighbor’s mail when they go out town, make dinner for someone who just had a baby.
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Kaun kehta hai ki dil
Sirf lafzo se dukhaya jaata hai
Teri khaamoshi bhi kabhi kabhi..
Aankhein nam kar deti hai.
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Beggar: 10 rupaiya dedo saab. girlfriend ko phone karni hai.
Saab ka girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.
Beggar: nahi memsaab use pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikaari ban gayaa.
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According to the statistics, the most popular SMS among men is: I love you too.
A girl tells her boyfriend:
- After our marriage I will let you kiss me where nobody else has kissed me.
- Where is that?
- In Hawaii.
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Naye Saal Ki Pehli Kiran,
Jab Tum Us K Darwaze Per Dastak Do,
To Itna Usye Kehna ……
K Intizar K Deep Jalaye,
Sirf Tumhain Yaad Rakhe
Aur Baqi Sab Bhulaye,
Koye Ab Bhi Aas Ka Daaman Thame
Tumahri Raah Tak Raha Hai….!!!
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“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.”
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Khamosh raat ke pehlume sitare na hote, Inn rukhi aankhome rangin nazare na hote, YAKIN maniye hum bhi na karte parwah, Agar aap dost itne pyare shayari na ligate.
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Exam ke baad ladkiya kya sochati hain?
1 : Kitna Lamba tha.
2 : Kash thoda time aur mil jata.
3 : Pehle kitna dar lag raha tha.
4 : Baad main ekdum easy gaya.
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Girl: Kal rat to hadd he ho gayi, Uff 2 ghante! meri to jaan he nikal gayi Saare kapre geele ho gaye Pehle to ek ghanta karte the Magar kal to poore 2 ghante tak bina ruke kiya 1 Ghanta hi buhat tha ye 2 Ghante ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai.
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Ye dekha hai humne khud ko aajmakar,Dhoka dete hai log karib aa kar,Kehti hai duniya par dil nahi manta,Ke chod jaoge tum bhi ik din aapna banakar
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The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
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You can not blame God for everything.
God made Michael Jackson a handsome black boy.
Plastic surgeons turned him into a hideous white woman.
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