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Latest Jazbaat Shayari in Hindi
Kabhi Ek Lamha Aisa Bhi Aata Hai
jisme Beeta Hua Kal Nazar Aata Hai
Bas Yaaden Reh Jati Hai Yad Karna ke Liye Aur
Waqt Sab Kuch Lekar Guzar Jata Hai

Jan,5 2016
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Aaj Ki Party

Police: Triple Riding Is Not Allowed Aur Tum Kamino 4 Baithe Ho.
Boys Shocked: Look Behind.
And Says: Saalo 5wa Kaha Gir Gaya Yaar. Jisene Aaj Party Deni Thi.

Jan,5 2016
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Zindagi Se Zyada

Ishq Tujhse Karti Hoon Main Zindagi Se Zyada,
Main Darti Nahi Maut Se Teri Judaai Se Zyada,
Chahe To Azmale Mujhe Kisi Aur Se Zyada,
Meri Zindagi Mein kuch Nahi Teri Mohabbat Se zyada

Dec,8 2015
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Gora Karn Wali

Santa To Shopkeeper: Gora Karn Wali Creme Hai Tumahare Pass
Shopkeeper: Haan Hai
Santa: Fer Saale Lagata Kyun Ni Teri Sakal Dekh Ke Main Roz Dar Janta Hoon

Dec,8 2015
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Thodi Lagte Hai

Kapil : Soch Raha Hu USA Ghoom Aun, Free Mein,
Sharukh : Free Mein Kaise Jayega ?
Kapil : Sochne Ke Paise Thodi Lagte Hai.

Dec,5 2015
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Paagal Hone Ka

Paagal Hone Ka Naya Tareeka:
Sadke Jaoon
Kitna Shauq Hai Pagal Hone Ka
Pehlay Kaun Si Kami Hai.

Dec,5 2015
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Leta Do

Pehle kiss karo,
Phir palang per leta do,
Phir chaddi utar do,
Phir niche haath lagao,
Aur check karo ke,
Baby ne su su to nahi kiya na!.

Dec,3 2015
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Updates Status

People Update Status Via BlackBerry,
iPhone, iPad Etc.
Rajinikanth Updates Status Via Calculator.

Nov,26 2015
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Anmol Gehna

Khusboo ki tarah meri sanson mein rehna,
Lahu banke meri nas nas mein behna,
Dosti hoti hai rishton ka anmol gehna,
Isliye dost ko kabhi alvida na kehna.

Nov,25 2015
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6 Mahine Ka Pyaar

Ladki ka baap ladke se puchta hai.
Baap: Tum meri beti se kab se love karte ho?
Ladka: 6 mahine se.
Baap: Main kaise yaqeen kar loon?
Ladka: Mat karo 3 mahine ke baad apne aap pata chal jaega.

Nov,24 2015
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Dukhe Santa

Santa Dukhi Tha.
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sanat: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.

Nov,23 2015
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Zindagi Ki Tarah


Buzurg: Beta kaise ho?
Boy: Uncle theek hu.
Buzurg: Padhai kaisi chal rahi hai?
Boy: Bilkul aapki zindagi ki tarah.
Buzurg: Matlab?
Boy: Bhagwan ke bharose.

Nov,23 2015
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Mental Disorder

Facebook Addiction Disorder is a mental disorder identified by Psychologists.

Nov,21 2015
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Popularly Known As

Once Rajnikant, after chewing the PAAN.
Spit on the wall of a building.
Today that building is popularly known as,
THE RED FORT.

Nov,21 2015
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Rulane Ke Liye

Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye,
Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye,
Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho,
Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye.

Nov,20 2015
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Ye Kya Baat

Ek Aurat Auto Rukwa Kar Paise
Pay Karte Karte Doosre Auto Mein Baith Gayi.
Pehla Auto Wala Hadbadi Mein Jaldi Jaldi Se Bola.
Auto Wala: Ye Kya Baat Hui Madam?
Khada Aapne Mera Karwaya, Aur Chadd Doosre Par Gayi?

Nov,20 2015
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Secret Of Happiness

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life.

Nov,18 2015
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Many Blessings

Wishing you a Happy New Year with the hope,
That you will have many blessings in the year to come.

Nov,17 2015
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Answer Sheet

Santa: Yaar answer sheet par sabse pehle kya likhu?
Banta: Yehi ki is answer sheet par likhe gaye sabhi answers kalpnik hain jinka kisi bhi book se koi smbandh nahi hai.

Nov,16 2015
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Hamari Muhabbat

Jab humai unse Muhabbat thi.
Toh unhai hamari Muhabbat pe shak tha.
Dosto.
Jab unhai hamari Muhabbat ka ehsaas hua.
Toh hum par kisi aur ka haq tha.

Nov,15 2015
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Dil Main Tasveer

Humne unki tasveer apne man manidir mein saja li,
Unki yaadein aapne dil mein basa li,
Lekin jub unhone humein koi tawazzo na di,
To humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li.

Nov,13 2015
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Khawbo Me Pukaru

Dil mein chhipi yaadon se sawaru tujhe,
Tu dekhe to apni ankho me utaru tujhe,
Tere naam ko labo pe aise sajaya hain,
So bhi jaau to khawbo me pukaru tujhe.

Nov,9 2015
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Dua De Dena

Apne hone ka pata de dena,
Kabhi guzro to sada de dena,
Yaad aa jaaoon ibadat mein agar,
Hath utha ke dua de dena.

 

Nov,9 2015
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Smoking Na Kare

Ladkiyon Ke Samne Kabhi Bhi Smoking Na Kare Aur Na Hi Drinking.
Ye Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhe Ladkiyan Good Manners Wale Ladko Ko Hi Pasand Karti Hai.

Nov,6 2015
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Positive Socha Karo

Ladki jub sare kapre utaar leti hai to kya hota hai?
Kapre sukhane wali taar khali ho jati hai.
Yaar kabhi to positive socha karo.

Nov,6 2015
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Kamaal Karti Hai

Wo Ishaq Ki Raahon Main Kya Kamaal Krti Hai.,
Likhti Hai I LOVE U aur Send To All Krti Hai.

Nov,6 2015
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Chhod diye wo kam jinke galat the anjam,
Ab kuchh din nek kamo me bitayenge,
Aur 12th pass karne ke baad hi,
Koi nayi ladki ptayenge.

 

Nov,5 2015
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Nothing Wrong

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong.
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Nov,4 2015
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Merry Christmas

Wishing you and your family a very Merry Christmas.
May this joyful season greet you with health and happiness.

Nov,3 2015
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Happy Diwali

Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai dua hai hamari, Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe.
        Happy Diwali.

Nov,3 2015
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Sher Ko Hatao

Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to,
Ring mastar ne kaha Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai,
Santa: Zarur par pehle iss sher ko peeche htao.

Nov,3 2015
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Insanon Ki Maut

Aik kutta doosray se:
Oye aaj kal jahan rush ho wahan se nikal jaya kr.
Doosra: Kyon?
Pehla: Salay, agr dhamaka hogya tu insanon ki moat maray ga.

Nov,3 2015
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Best Formula

Ladki Ko Pahle Dekho Aur Wo Jab Aapke taraf Dekhe,
To Use Ishara kro Ki Uske Gaal Par Kuch Hai,
Aur Jab Wo Gaal Ko Saaf Kare To again Ishare Se Bolo,
Ki Iss Gaal Par Nahi dusre Gaal Par Hai.
This Is Best Formula In The World.

Nov,2 2015
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Husband Ka Lund

Wife husband ka lund pakad k Boli:
Mere Lal,
Mera sona,
Mera Baccha uth jana.
Husband: Behan ki lodi isko chut Me lena hai,
Ya school Bhejna hai.

Nov,2 2015
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Muh Me Liya

Kya aapne kabhi munh me liya hy?
Wo mota sa, Aas paas baal.
Naram naram Uper se cover.
Never?
Jhoot bolte ho?
Kabhi butta nahi khaya?

Nov,2 2015
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Boy Following

A girl comes late to class.
Teacher: Why r u late?
Girl: 1 boy was following me.
Teacher: So what?
Girl: The boy was walking very slowly.

 

Oct,30 2015
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Aurat Ki Goli

Oct,29 2015
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Office Sayari

Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai,
Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai,
Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun,
Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai.

Oct,29 2015
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Wo To hai

Ek aadmi marriage bureau me phone karke bolta hai
Mere dono haath aur dono pair nahi hai.
Kya meri shadi ho sakti hai?
lady operater: ha ho sakti hai. lekin aapko wo to hai na?
Man: Haan us se hi number dial kiya h.

Oct,28 2015
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Company ka Office

Dadi : Bittu, tumne apni purani naukri kyu chod di?
Bittu: Dadi, company ne apni office badal di, aur mujhe bataya nahi kaha par hai.

Oct,28 2015
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Naya Zamana

Girls of 1995 & 2015,
GIRLZ OF 1995: AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM.
GIRLZ OF 2015: AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM.

Oct,28 2015
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Khuda Ke Ghar

Khuda Ke Ghar Se Kuch Gadhe Farar Hogaye
kuch To Pakde Gaye
kuch Hamare Yaar Ho gayen

Oct,27 2015
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Recharge ki Dukan

Boy to pretty girl - Recharge ki dukan kaha hai ?
Girl: pata nahi yaar me to ladko se karwa leti hu.

Oct,27 2015
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800 Wali Bra


Ladki 800 rupye wali Bra laayi or college me sabko t-shirt upar karke dikhane Lagi

Sab ne kaha ‘Mast hai.. jordar hai..’

Ghar aayi Almari kholi aur behosh ho gayi

Kyun..????

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Bra to Almari me hi thi.

Oct,27 2015
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Tumhare Baap

Teacher:Tumhare Baap Ka Kia Naam Ha.
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: Ye Kia Naam Hoa Bhla!!
Pathan: Ham Jahan Marzi Hon Wo Mujhe Dhond Leta Ha

Oct,26 2015
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Aur Kya Chahiye Tumhein

Ladka Ladki se:

Mere Paas Mere Dost Jaisi Car Nahi Hai
Par Tumhein Palkon pe Baitha ke Ghumaaunga

Uske Jaisa Bada Ghar Nahi Hai
Par Tumhein Dil Mein Rakhunga

Uske Jitne Paise Nahi Hain
Par Tumhein Majdoori Kar ke Khilaunga
Aur Kya Chahiye Tumhein????

Ladki:
Bas Kar Pagle ab Rulayega Kya...?
Chal Apne Dost ka Number de.

Oct,26 2015
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Free Ke Post

Kapil : Aarz kiya hai,
Daaru peene walo kabhi lassi bhi piya karo,
Priyanka Chopra: Wah Wah Wah Wah.
Kapil : Free mein post padhne walo kabhi like Comment bhi kiya karo.

Oct,21 2015
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3 Idiots

Teacher: Mintu, bataao 3 Idiots film dekh kar tumhe kya seekh mili?
Mintu: Ji sir, 3 Idiots film se hame ye shiksha milti hai ki waqt padne par doctor ke alawa engineer bhi delivery karwa sakta hai.

Oct,19 2015
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Vishwaas

Log Kehte Hein Ke Bhagwan Hai Toh Vishwaas Hai.
Sachai Yeh Hai Ke Vishwas Hai To Hi Bhagwan Hai.
Shubh Navratri.

Oct,17 2015
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Inmpretion

Jis ladki ko aap patana chahte ho, usse jab bhi milo to uski family ki khariyat,haal-chaal zaroor pucho isse bhi ladkiyan bahut impress hoti hain.

Oct,17 2015
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