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Santa: Muje zehar dena.
Banta Chemist: Pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.
Santa: Apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
Chemist: Bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya chhoti.
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A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.
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A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.
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Boy Proposal: Maan Ko Marathi Mein Kya Kehte Hai?
Girl: I.
Ram Ke Bade Bete Ka Naam Kya Tha?
Girl: Love.
Swami Narayan Ke Tilak Ka Aakaar Kya Hai?
Girl: U.
Boy: I Love U 2.
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Teacher: Teri Shikayat Aayi Hai Ki Tu Gaali Bahut Deta Hai.
Pappu: Ghanta, Behanchod, Maine Kis Chutiye Ko Gaali Di?
Pata Nahi Kis Madarchod Ne Aapki Gaand Me Ungli Ki Hai,
Sir Wo Behan Ka Lauda Agar Saamne Aa Jaaye Toh Uski Maa Chod Dunga .
Sir Aapka Student Hun Apni Gaand Marwa Lunga Par Kisi Behan Ke Lawde Ko Gaali Nahi Dunga,
Aapko Zarur Kisi Harami Ne Chutiya Banaya Hai Aur Aap Uski Baaton Mein Aa Gaye.
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Ek tu teri aawaz yaad aayegi,
Teri kahi huwi har baat yaad aayegi,
Din dhal jayega raat yaad aayegi,
Har lamha pahli mulakat yaad aayegi.
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Pyaar mein milna jaruri nahi,
Pyaar mein izhaar bhi zaruri nahi,
Zaruri sirf ehsaas hai jo zindagi sawarde,
Unhe paana ya na pana zaruri nahi.
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Budha: Beta meri dur ki najar kamjor ho gi,
Chasma lagana padega.
Appu: Babu oo ke chimke hai?
Budha: Suraj.
Appu: Or kitni dur dekhega babu.
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Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,
Unka maksad hain misaal e hoor ho jana.
Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko,
Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana.
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Eat breakfast. It will energize you for the day and keep your diet in check.
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Suraj roshni le kar aayaa,
Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa,
Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa,
Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya.
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BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha.
Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi.
GF: Kyu? Papa Se Mile?
BF: Nahi Tumhari Behen Se Mila.
Solid Lagti Hai.
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लड़की ने अपने प्रेमी को फोन किया,
लड़की: आज मैं बहुत गुस्सा हूँ,
लड़का: क्यों बाबू?
लड़की: मेरी छोटी बहन ने
सारे पराठे जला दिए ,
लड़का: हाँ वो वैसे भी
इतनी हॉट है
Breakup.
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Humdum To Sath Sath Chalte Hain,
Raaste To Bewafa Badalte Hain,
Tera Chehra Hai Jab Se Aankhon Mein,
Meri Aankhon Se Log Jalte Hain.
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Aurat Aadmi Se: Main Tumhe Warning De Rahi Hun Ki Mere Husband Ek Ghante Mein Aa Jayenge.
Aadmi: Par Main To Kuch Bhi Nahi Kar Raha.
Aurat Boli: Tabi To Tumhe Warning De Rahi Hu Ki Jaldi Karo.
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What is a word comprise of 4 letters, stills is also made of 5. Occasionally written with 12 letters and later with 5. Never written with 5 but happily with 7.
Answer: What, Still, Occasionally, Later, Never, Happily
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The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
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I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.
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Wayne went to wales to watch walruses.
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You know New York, you need New York, you know you need unique New York.
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Rich Man: Aaj Mere Paas 14 Cars, 18 Bikes, 4 Bunglow, 3 Farmhouse Hai, Tumare Pass Kya Hai.
Poor Man: Mere Paas Beta Hai, Jiski Girl Friend Teri Beti Hai.
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I will never know what it feels like to work under a boss who is annoying, grumpy, irritating and always angry. But this is one work experience that I am glad not to have had all thanks to a boss like you.
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Demonstrate your great personality to the girl before you even ask her out. By being positive, kind, funny, thoughtful, and well mannered, you can show her that you are a great guy who would make an excellent boyfriend.
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BF 2 GF: Kal Teri yaad vich main itna doob gaya,
Kal Teri yaad vich main itna doob gaya,
Main potty karne baitha si, te pant kholna bhul gaya.
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Phone mat kiya karo Dear,
Mom hoti hai near,
Papa se lagta hai fear
Baat bhi hoti nahi clear,
Isliye SMS karo Dear,
Witout fear & very clear.
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Nobody wants to stuff the invitation envelopes or pick up the favors or return duplicate gifts, but if you offer to do it as a team it will lessen the stress on her and you.
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India has won all 5 men's Kabaddi World Cups held till now and have been undefeated throughout these tournaments. The Indian women's team has also won all Kabaddi World Cups held till date.
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I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me.
U cry, I cry.
U laugh. I laugh.
U jump out of d window.
I look down n then. I laugh again hahaha.
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Teacher: Who was Akbar ?
Boy: Akbar was Gay.
Teacher: What, Are you mad Why did you say that.
Boy:We have heard Laila Majnu,Romeo-Juliet
But Only Akbar,Birbal
Teacher died
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GIRL: Jaanu mere munh me daalo, main chusungi.
BOY: Nahi nahi tum kha gai toh main kya Karunga?
GIRL: To Tum,
Doosri Icecream Le Lena.
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Umar ki Raah Me Raaste Badal Jaate Hai
Waqt ki Andhi Me Insaan Badal Jaate Hai
Sochte Hai Padh Padh k Record Tod Denge
Lekin Books Kholte He Iraade Badal Jaate Hai
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Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now.
They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were.
So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room
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Masjid ki Namaz ya Mandir ki duva ho tum,
Tum ho khuda ka tohfa ya khud khuda ho tum,
Ae mere dost ab khud hi fesla karo,
Dil me rehte ho tum ya Dil ki jagah ho tum.
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Aftr engagemnt.
Girl: Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now.
Boy: Oho what do u mean,
If i m on diet,
That doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU.
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Sweetest kiss: Sar par,
Loveliest kiss: Galo par,
Romantic kiss: Hontho par,
and The hottest kiss: Bike ke Silencer par.
Try karo.
DARR KE AAGE JEET HAI.
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You are a DOG...D = Darling O = Of G = Girls
Now u r smiling na? Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai
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Girlfriend And Boyfriend Doing Love Chat In Park.
Girlfriend: How Much Do You Love Me?
Boyfriend: I’d Take Bullet For You.
Girlfriend: Awwwww! Seriously?
Boyfriend: Yeah, Enfield Bullet In Dowry.
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Santa: Yaar Chal Bahubali Movie Dekhane chalte hai
Banta :Yaar Time Nai Hai
Santa: Toh Kaya Kar Raha Hai
Banta :Yaar Bahubali Ke Liye Time Nai Hai Isliye
Bajuwali Ko Dekh raha hun.
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Take along some of your favorite music and have it playing softly in the room. This will be a subtle way of letting your spouse know you are in the mood.
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Mahila Doctor: Tum roj subah clinic ke bahar khade hokar Aurato ko kyun ghoorte ho?
Aadmi: Ji aap ne hi likha hai, Aurato ko dekhne ka samay subah 9 baje se 11 baje tak.
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Dil ke kagaz ko sajane me badi der lgi
Teri tasvir banane me badi der lgi
Meri zindgi tere hatho ka mukadar he
Tere dil me utarne me badi der lgi.
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Nothing is as it appears to be. via Trace Cohen
Success is the worst teacher.via Trace Cohen
There are two rules to success: Never tell everything you know.via Nick Tart
Create your own destiny. If you don’t someone else will.via Chris Leber
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She : Shopping kara do plz.
Me : Kya baby ? That's wrong shaadi se pehle kuchh bhi nahi.
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