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Teacher- There is a Frog Ship is sinking Onion cost RS. 3/kg then what is my age? Student-32yr Teacher-How do u know? Student- Well.. my sister is 16yr old n she is half MAD!
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Teacher: Bachho Mai 1 kavita kehta hu tum puri krna.. Bundele harbolo k muh hmne suni kahani thi, khub ladi mardani Wo to ….? Student: SHILA ki JAWANi
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shq ke school me naya mahoul taiyar ho gaya, Pappu ki GF se puri class ko pyar ho gaya, Bas tabhi se pappu udas ho gaya, Puri class fail or Pappu pas ho gaya!
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A first bench student knows"TO AVOID THE PROBLEMS"But only the last bench students has the ability to"FACE THE PROBLEM"
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Har sawal se dat kar ladna Fekne me kami mat karna Mauka mile to piche b dekhna Aur ek baat yaad rakhna Aage wale k paper APNA Hi samajhna BEST OF LUCK $!!
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Midnite coffee long chats B'day bumps bunking classes crush on sum1 fight 4 marks just everything. People call it 'COLLEGE' I call it, . . . 'COOL AGE. (COLLEGE).
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S'mall angry,
S'illy fights,
S'imple sms,
S'erious jokes,
S'ensitive feelings,
S'enseless speak, mixture of all the above S
is our Classroom
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Haqiqat exam ki rusvai hoti h Kbhi section A to kbhi B me bewafai hoti h 5 question ki traf kdam badhakar dekho to 2 me hi aukat dikhai deti he.
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1 tree katne se 2000 exam papers bante he,
Agar ham sab students mil kar
Exam na dene ka faisla kare to
Socho kitne ped bacha sakte he...
Aakhir ham hi to Des ka Future He,
Stop Global Warning "Save Tree" STOP EXAMS.
Is msg Ko Har Student Ko Bhejo
"EXAM HATAO" Tree Bachao....
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Agar 1 akela TEACHER sare subject nahi padha sakta
TOH
aisi ummid kyu karte hai ki
1 student sare subject padhe?
"JAGO Students JAGO"
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Sir - "Birbal Kaun Tha?"
Student - "Pata Nahi Sir"
Sir - "Padhaai Par Dhyaan Do To Na Pata Chale"
Student - "Pramod, Vicky, Gaurav Kaun Hai?"
Sir - "Mujhe Kya Pata"
Student - "Beti Par Dhyaan Do To Na Pata Chale".
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Best memory of skul lyf
Notes copy krte samay-
ye kya likha h bey..
Jo samaj aa rha hai wo likh baaki aise hi
design bana de ..
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what is the proudest moment of the students life ??
...
standing in middle of d exam hall n askin....
"sallo meri answer sheet kiske pass h vapas de do"....
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Students Ki Notebook Ka Last Page kholo to usme
Mile Ga....??
1. Love K (percentage) % Check Karne Wali Game.
2. Pen Ko Chalane K Liye Nikali Gayi Ink.
3. Silent Class Mein Bat Karne K Liye Likhi Gai
Batein. 4. Cross V/S Zero Game :p
5. Dost Ne Likha Hua Crush Ka Naam Aur Us Par Pen
Se Itna Ghisna K Usay Koi Na Parh Sake..
6.Apna Sign Wid Diffrent Types.. :0
7.Question ko solve karne ke liye ki gyi galat
calculation. 8.Half page fata hua
9.Funny pic. Drawn for timepass
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Great students like us are like rockets..
It's not that we always aim at the sky..
But we never start our work until our tail is on fire...!
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Jo mill gya use muqadar samjo,
Khud ko waqt ka sikandr samjo,
kyu drte ho result se
Result aane tak khudko university ka toper samjo.
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Calling friends 1 day before
Exam :. .
You : "Kuttey, Saale kitna kar
liya?".
Friend 1 : "Yaar meri toh 4 unit
hogayi bas 1 bachi hai !" .
You (Dissapointed &worried)
calling 2nd friend : "kitna kar liya
oye..?"
Friend : "1-5 unit poora syllabus
finish. Revision bachi hai bas..!"
You ( dissapointed again & now
more worried..!)
You (to your best friend) :
"kitna kar liya yaar" .
Best frnd :"bhai abhi toh shuru
bhi ni kiya kuch kar lenge yaar
poori raat apni hai 
"
You : "oyeeeeeee tu bhai hai apnaaaa .."
Awesome feeling comes instantly
♥ No disappointment, No worries
"Ab toh raat me hi
padhunga,"*book s band*
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Jo student top kre, wo
"Student Of The Year"
aur jo student fail ho jaye wo
"Student Of The Next Year";.. Think hatke- jiyo datke...
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Zndagi me kch cheezo ka..MAZA HI KUCH
AUR HOTA HA...
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Jaise:"Padhte-Padhte razai mein so jane
ka,
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Teacher k padhane par kahi khojane
ka,
.
Lab me instruments ki waat lagane ka,
.
Library me books par pen chalane ka,
.
apne frnd ko baar baar uskelover k
samne chidane ka,
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Baar-Baar eye contact kar man me
muskurane ka,
.
Chalte-Chalte apne dost ko girane ka,
Or
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phir in palo ko yaad kr aaj bhi
muskurane ka..
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Kash Yeh Dill Apney Ikhtiyar Mei'n Hota,
Na Kisi Ki Yaad Aati Na Kisi Sey Pyar Hota.
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Har Waqt Mere Khoon Mein Rehti Hai Teri Yaad.!
Tum Ne To Mere Wajood Ki Tanhaai Bhi Cheen Li.
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Kin Lafzo Me Etni Karwi Kasili Baat Likhu,
Main Sach Likhu Ki Apne Halat Likhu,
Kaise Likhu Main Chandni Raate,
Jab Garam Ho Ret To Kaise Main Barsat Likhu
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Har Roz Unki Yaado Me Hum Khoote Hain
Unki Tasveer Ankho Me Lekar Soote Hain.
Bheeg Na Jaye Ye Tasveer Ansuoo Se.
Isliye
Hum Ankho Se Nahi Dilse Roote Hain..!
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Woh Kehke Chale Itni Mulakat Bahut Hai
Maine Kaha Ruk Jao Abhi Raat Bahut Hai
Aasoon Mere Tham Jaye To Phir Shauk Se Jana
Aise Me Kahan Jaoge Barsaat Bahut Hai.
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Zameen Me Kuch Nami Si Thi,
Ful Ke Aanchal Me Kuch
Bhi Kami Si Thi,
Meri Mohabbat Ko Thukrane Wale,
Ye To Bata De Ki Meri
Mohabbat Me Kami Kya Thi.?
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Kashish Dil Ki Har Cheez Bhula Deti Hai
Bandh Aankhon Me Sapne Saja Leti Hai
Sapno Ki Ek Duniya Jarur Rakhna
Kyun Ki
Hakikat To Aksar Rula Deti Hai.
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Sochte Hai Kabhi Tujhe Bhi Takleef Hogi,
Jab Tu Humaare Janaaje Mein Sarikh Hogi,
Jaate Jaate Do Aansu Tum Bha Jaana,
Kyonki Teri Meri Wo Mulakat Aakhiri Hogi,
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Koi Anjan Jab Apna Ban Jata Hai.
Na Jane Q Wo Bahut Yaad Aata Hai
Laakh Bhulana Chaho Us Chehre Ko
Magar Chehra Uska Har Cheez Me Nazar Aata Hai.
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Chor Denge Hum Tumhein
Bas Itna Bata Do Humain,
Kahan Jayenge Hum
Ye Adhuri Zindagi Le kAR,
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Hum Wafa Karke Bhi Akele Hai,,
Woh Bewafai Karke Bahut Khush Hai,,
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Dukh Is Baat Ka Nhi Ki Unhone Bewafai Ki,,
Dukh To Is Baat Ka Hai Ki Humne Wafa Kyu Ki?
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Jhooti Muhabbat,
Wafa K Waade,
Iqrar Ki Qasmain.
Kitna Kuch Karte Hai Log,
Kisi Ko Barbad Karne K Liye.
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Kya Rakha Hai Is Gham Bhari Duniya Mein,
Nafraton K Siwaa.
Chal Khol Apna Mekhana
Hum Tootay Dilon Ka Darbar Sajatay Hain.
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Tum Kya Sajhti Ho Ki,
Hume Koi Milega Nahi,
Ek Baar Chod Ke Dekh,
Maut Khadi Hai Apnane Ko.
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Tum Kya Sajhti Ho Ki,
Hume Koi Milega Nahi,
Ek Baar Chod Ke Dekh,
Maut Khadi Hai Apnane Ko.
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Kya Rakha Hai Is Gham Bhari Duniya Mein,
Nafraton K Siwaa.
Chal Khol Apna Mekhana
Hum Tootay Dilon Ka Darbar Sajatay Hain.
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Hum Nafrat Ke Kabil The To,
Nafrat Se Hi Maar Dete...!!!
Bewafa Ne Kyun Apni Mehfil Mein,
Bula Kar Pyar Se Keh Diya Ke ..
" Kaon Ho Tum "..?
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Maine Yeh Sochkar,
Uski Saari Baato Ko Sach Maan Liya,
Ke Itne Khoobsurat Lab,
Bhala Jhoot Kaise Bolenge.
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Bohot The "MERE" Bhi
iSs "DUNiYA" Mein Apne.
YAARO
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Phir "ISHQ" Hua
AUR
Hum "LAWARiSH" Ho Gaye..!!
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Ek Dost Kho Diya Aaj Maine,
Ek Chhoti Si Baat Pe.
Lafz Uske Chubhe Is Dil Pe,
Halki Si Mulaqaat Mein.
Katra-katra Utra Har Ashk,
Rulaane Ki Firaaq Mein.
Galti Nahi Koi Is Baar Meri,
Maafi Na Maangu'ga Aitbaar Mein.
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Hasne Ke Bad Kyo Rulati Hai Duniya,
Jane Ka Bad Jane Kyo Bulati Hai Duniya,
Jite Ji Kya Kasar Chhodi Thi,
Jo Marne Ke Bad Bhi Jalati Hai Duniya.
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Ek Dost Kho Diya Aaj Maine,
Ek Chhoti Si Baat Pe.
Lafz Uske Chubhe Is Dil Pe,
Halki Si Mulaqaat Mein.
Katra-katra Utra Har Ashk,
Rulaane Ki Firaaq Mein.
Galti Nahi Koi Is Baar Meri,
Maafi Na Maangu'ga Aitbaar Mein.
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Taras Gaye Thodi Si Wafaa Ke Liye.
Kisi Se Pyaar Naa Karenge Khuda Ke Liye.
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Jab Bhi Lagti Hain Ishq Ki Aadalat.
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Hum Hi Kyun Chune Jate Hain Sazaa Ke Liye.
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Sab Mujhy Hi Kehty Hain K Tum Usay Bhool Jao
Koi Usay Kiyun Nahin Kehta K Woh Mera Ho Jaye.
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Pyar Mein Humare Sabar K Imtihaan Ko Dekho
Wo Meri Baahon Mein So Gayi,
Rote Rote Kisi Or K Liye...!!
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Qatra qatra zindagi ko tukdo me jiya karte hai
Waqt ne mara hai humko,
firbhi waqt ki qadar karte hai.
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Chhod Di Humne Hamesha Ke Liye
Uski Arzoo Karna
Qki
Jise Mohabbat Ki Kadar Na Ho Use
Duaaon Me Kya Maangna..!
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Ajeeb Sa Dil Me Ek Ehsaas Hai
Lagta Hai Milne Wala Tohfa Kuchh Khas Hai.
Na Khel Iss Dil Se Iss Kadar Ae Khuda
Aaj Bas Me Nahi Jazbaat Hai.
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Kabhi Hum Tute Toh Kabhi Khwaab Tute
Na Jane Kitne Tukdo Mein Armaan Tute
Har Tukda Aaina Hai Zindgi Ka
Har Aaine Ke Saath Laakhon Jazbaat Tute.
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