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Boy: Dadaji, ap kya padh rahe ho?
Dadaji: Beta Itihas.
Boy: Ye to Sex ki kitab lagti he.
Dadaji: Abe BossDK Mere liye to ab ye Itihas hi hai na.
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Husband: Begum khana tyar nahi hua abhi?
Begum: Nahi g, thodi der baqi hai.
Husband: Theek hai mein bahar se kha leta hon.
Begum: Bas 5 mint ruk jayen.
Husband: 5 mint mein khana tayar ho jaega?
Begum: Nahi mein tayar ho jaungi, dono bahar khayenge.
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Bindas muskurao kya gam hai,
Zindgi me tension kisko kam hai,
Yaad karne wale to bahut hai aapko,
Dil se TANG karne wale to sirf HUM hai.
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Girl to riksha wala: Q bhai jaye ga?
Riksha Wala: Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to oil laga kar khada kia hai.
Girl: to phir Ghuma kar peechay le lo.
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1 Rajsthani lady doctr k pas gai or boli: Mahro pet dard kre he.
Dr: Eno liyo k ni liyo?
Ldy: Ino b liyo uno b liyo or baju wala ko b liyo pr koi fark koni padiyo.
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Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?"
Santa-"Chidiya Bankar."
Sir-"Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!"
Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega!"
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Ek Raat,
ek Chor,
ek Santa k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai?
Santa: Ullu k patthe,
pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA.
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Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?
Kyon?
Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa.
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Tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge,
Tumhare jaisa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna,
Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahi denge.
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SANTA: Apka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai kya khilate ho ise?
BANTA: Abe wo sher hi hai saala PYAAR WYAAR k chakkar me kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai.
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Sumona To Kapil: I love you.
I cannot live without you.
Mar Jaungi.
Mit Jaungi.
Jehar Pee Luongi.
Tere Pyaar Mein Fanna Ho Jaungi.
Kapil: Dekh Le Jaise Tujhe Theek Lage.
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Santa Biwi Se: Khan Ho Jaanu?
Biwi Movie Dekh Rahi Thi,
Biwi: Bahubali Badi Achhi Hai Dekh Lo.
Santa Mobile laker Gallery Se Bahar Jane Lagaa,
Biwi: Kamine Mane Bola Bahubali Bajuwaali Nahi.
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College Boy To Girl: Do Kadam Tum Chalna,
Do Kadam Hum Chalenge,
Phir Kya,
Aage Ja Kar Rikshaw Kar Lenge,
10 Rupaye Tum De Dena, 10 Rupaye Hum De Denge.
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Under Application settings, make sure you are only allowing applications you want to have access to your information.
Applications that you grant rights to can have access to your Facebook profile information.
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Dj waale baabu mera gaana baja do,
Dj waale baabu mera gaana baja do,
Dj waale baabu mera gaana baja do,
Dj: Gaana to bata pagal aurat.
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Dekha fir rat aa gai,
Goodnight kehne ki bat yaad aagayi.
Hum baithe the sitaro ki panah me,
CHAND ko dekha to aapki yaad Aagayi.
GOOD NIGHT.
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Kab milege apse ye khyal hum krte hai,
Apki dosti pe hum marte hai,
Ho na jaye pagal hum darte hai,
Kya kre apko miss jo itna krte hai.
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अध्यापक (छात्र से): बताओ तुम इतिहास पुरूष में सबसे ज्यादा किससे नफरत करते हो.
बच्चा: राजा राम मोहन राय से.
अध्यापक: क्यूं?
बच्चा: उन्होंने ही बाल विवाह बंद करवाया था वरना आज हम भी बीवी बच्चे वाले होते.
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What is the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
That comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
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Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai,
Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai,
Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun,
Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai.
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Teacher: Baccho Kabir, Rahim, Mira ka
Koi doha sunao,
Student: Ganga ke ghat pe ghtna ghti Gambhir,
Rahim liye Mira ki pappi or,
Pakde gye Kabir.
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Argle-bargle - A loud row or quarrel.
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Tola ram tala tol ke tel mein tul gaya.
Tula hua tola tale ke tale hue tel mein tala gaya.
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Miss: Batao Bacho! Hansne Ka Opposite Word Kia Ho Ga?
Girl:SEX.
Miss Gusey Se: Kese?
Girl: Hansna Hota Hai,
Ha Ha Ha Ha.
Aur Sex Hota Hai,
aH aH aH aH.
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Girlfriend: I do not think it is working out. Our relationship is dead.
IT Guy: Ek baar restart karke to dekh le.
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College Me Fees Bharne Ki Line Me Ek Ladki: Sir, Pahle Meri Le Lo.
Clerk: Thoda Ruko Abhi Leta Hu.
Ladki: Nahi Jaldi Le Lo Warna Period Shuru Ho Jayenge.
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Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.
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Pyar Ka Raaz Kisi Ko Batayein Kya,
Zakhm Hi Zakhm Hai Dil me Dikhaye Kya,
Unka Shaher Hai Unke Hi Log,
Yahan Kisi Ko Apni Dastasn Sunaye Kya.
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Na daro meri jaan aapko hai rab ka vaasta,
Kadam badao dil ki taraf milega pyar ka raasta,
Pyar ki raho mein ho sakta hai gum ka andhera,
Par pyar ki manzil pe hi hoga dil ka savera.
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Once a prsn threw an ignited Cigarette up in d sky.
It fell on a planet, wch is nw knwn as SUN.
Nw do i even need 2 mention d name of dat prsn,
RAJNIKANT.
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Not only will this leave your brain sharp and your memory functioning, you will also have a huge library of quotes to bust out at any moment. Poetry, sayings and philosophies are your best options.
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Sir: Pani mai Rahene Wale 5 Jaanwar ke Naam Btao?
Kapil: Mendhak
Sir: 4 aur btao
Kapil: Uski Mummy, Uske papa, uski Bahen,
Aur Uski Item.
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Girl: Kal rat to hadd he ho gayi, Uff 2 ghante meri to jaan he nikal gayi,
Saare kapre geele ho gaye,
Pehle to ek ghanta karte the,
Magar kal to poore 2 ghante tak bina ruke kiya,
Ye 2 Ghante ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai.
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Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power.
If there is anything that a man can do well, I say let him do it. Give him a chance.
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them
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Don't be afraid to give up the good to go for the great.
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Sardar ne daru pi ke apne apko aaine main dekha or bola isko to kahin dekha hai.
Oye yaad aaya ye to wahi haramkhor h,
Jo shadi k album me meri biwi k sath tha.
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If you had a fantastic first date,
Call on the way home to say,
Thanks for the great time.
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Girl-Is Week Roz Movie Dekhenge. Next Week Roz Shopping Karenge.
Bf-Uske Next Week Hum Roz Mandir Jayenge.
Gf-Wo Kyu? Bf-Bheekh Mangenge
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