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Tanhai Main App Ki

Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai,
Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai�
Khuda aapko har khushi de,
Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai.

Jul,13 2015
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Parda Gira Dijiye

Raat kafi ho chuki he,
charag bujha dijiye.
Ek Haseen Khawab Raah Dekh Raha He aapki,
Bus Apni Palko ka Parda Gira Dijiye..!!

Jul,13 2015
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Dawa Pila Lo

Ham Gaye the Unke Ghar.
Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo.
Unki Maa Ne Khola Darwaza.
Hum Ghabra K Bole Aunty Bachoo
Ko Polio Ki Dawa Pila   Lo.

Jul,13 2015
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Whatsapp Admin

Ladki Wale Ladke se: Beta kya karte ho?
Ladka: Jee Administrative Department mein Hu.
Ladki Wale (Khush Hokar): Kaun si Company mein Beta.
Ladka: Whatsapp par 3-4 Groups ka Admin Hu.

Jul,10 2015
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Sunhara Formula

Jab bhi usse milo to kahin khaane ko zaroor lekar jao. Kharcha hamesha tumhe hi karna hai. Ladki patane ka yah sunhara formula hai. Apni pocket money double karwa lo.

Jul,9 2015
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Seems Like An Hour

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity

Jul,8 2015
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Interesting Facts About India

India never invaded any country in her last 100000 years of history.
When many cultures were only nomadic forest dwellers over 5000 years ago, Indians established Harappan culture in Sindhu Valley (Indus Valley Civilization)
The name 'India' is derived from the River Indus, the valleys around which were the home of the early settlers. The Aryan worshippers referred to the river Indus as the Sindhu.
The Persian invaders converted it into Hindu. The name 'Hindustan' combines Sindhu and Hindu and thus refers to the land of the Hindus.
Chess was invented in India.
Algebra, Trigonometry and Calculus are studies, which originated in India.
The 'Place Value System' and the 'Decimal System' were developed in India in 100 B.C.
The World's First Granite Temple is the Brihadeswara Temple at Tanjavur, Tamil Nadu. The shikhara of the temple is made from a single 80-tonne piece of granite. This magnificent temple was built in just five years, (between 1004 AD and 1009 AD) during the reign of Rajaraja Chola.
India is the largest democracy in the world, the 7th largest Country in the world, and one of the most ancient civilizations.
The game of Snakes & Ladders was created by the 13th century poet saint Gyandev. It was originally called 'Mokshapat'. The ladders in the game represented virtues and the snakes indicated vices. The game was played with cowrie shells and dices. In time, the game underwent several modifications, but its meaning remained the same, i.e. good deeds take people to heaven and evil to a cycle of re-births.
The world's highest cricket ground is in Chail, Himachal Pradesh. Built in 1893 after leveling a hilltop, this cricket pitch is 2444 meters above sea level.
India has the largest number of Post Offices in the world.
The largest employer in India is the Indian Railways, employing over a million people.
The world's first university was established in Takshila in 700 BC. More than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects. The University of Nalanda built in the 4th century was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education.
Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to mankind. The Father of Medicine, Charaka, consolidated Ayurveda 2500 years ago.
India was one of the richest countries till the time of British rule in the early 17th Century. Christopher Columbus, attracted by India's wealth, had come looking for a sea route to India when he discovered America by mistake.
The Art of Navigation & Navigating was born in the river Sindh over 6000 years ago. The very word Navigation is derived from the Sanskrit word 'NAVGATIH'. The word navy is also derived from the Sanskrit word 'Nou'.
Bhaskaracharya rightly calculated the time taken by the earth to orbit the Sun hundreds of years before the astronomer Smart. According to his calculation, the time taken by the Earth to orbit the Sun was 365.258756484 days.
The value of "pi" was first calculated by the Indian Mathematician Budhayana, and he explained the concept of what is known as the Pythagorean Theorem. He discovered this in the 6th century, long before the European mathematicians.
Algebra, Trigonometry and Calculus also originated in India.Quadratic Equations were used by Sridharacharya in the 11th century. The largest numbers the Greeks and the Romans used were 106 whereas Hindus used numbers as big as 10*53 (i.e. 10 to the power of 53) with specific names as early as 5000 B.C.during the Vedic period.Even today, the largest used number is Terra: 10*12(10 to the power of 12).
Until 1896, India was the only source of diamonds in the world
(Source: Gemological Institute of America).
The Baily Bridge is the highest bridge in the world. It is located in the Ladakh valley between the Dras and Suru rivers in the Himalayan mountains. It was built by the Indian Army in August 1982.
Sushruta is regarded as the Father of Surgery. Over2600 years ago Sushrata & his team conducted complicated surgeries like cataract, artificial limbs, cesareans, fractures, urinary stones, plastic surgery and brain surgeries.
Usage of anaesthesia was well known in ancient Indian medicine. Detailed knowledge of anatomy, embryology, digestion, metabolism,physiology, etiology, genetics and immunity is also found in many ancient Indian texts.
India exports software to 90 countries.
The four religions born in India - Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism, and Sikhism, are followed by 25% of the world's population.
Jainism and Buddhism were founded in India in 600 B.C. and 500 B.C. respectively.
Islam is India's and the world's second largest religion.
There are 300,000 active mosques in India, more than in any other country, including the Muslim world.
The oldest European church and synagogue in India are in the city of Cochin. They were built in 1503 and 1568 respectively.
Jews and Christians have lived continuously in India since 200 B.C. and 52 A.D. respectively
The largest religious building in the world is Angkor Wat, a Hindu Temple in Cambodia built at the end of the 11th century.
The Vishnu Temple in the city of Tirupathi built in the 10th century, is the world's largest religious pilgrimage destination. Larger than either Rome or Mecca, an average of 30,000 visitors donate $6 million (US) to the temple everyday.
Sikhism originated in the Holy city of Amritsar in Punjab. Famous for housing the Golden Temple, the city was founded in 1577.
Varanasi, also known as Benaras, was called "the Ancient City" when Lord Buddha visited it in 500 B.C., and is the oldest, continuously inhabited city in the world today.
India provides safety for more than 300,000 refugees originally from Sri Lanka, Tibet, Bhutan, Afghanistan and Bangladesh, who escaped to flee religious and political persecution.
His Holiness, the Dalai Lama, the exiled spiritual leader of Tibetan Buddhists, runs his government in exile from Dharmashala in northern India.
Martial Arts were first created in India, and later spread to Asia by Buddhist missionaries.
Yoga has its origins in India and has existed for over 5,000 years.

Jul,8 2015
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taj mahal kya cheez hai meihn ter liye usse bhi bada mahal banyaunga
mumtaz ko to marne ke baad dafnaya tha mein tujhe zinda dafnayunga,

Jul,8 2015
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Mahatama gandhi

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

Jul,7 2015
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Love in Computer style

Tumse Mila Main Kal To, Mere Dil Mein Hua Ek Sound,
Lekin Aaj Tum Mili To Kehti Ho: Your File Not Found

Jul,7 2015
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Dharkane bhi ruk jati hai

Uski Yaadon me Raat Gujar jati hai,
Uske liye Aankhen Bhaar aati hai,
Mushkil Hai Usko ye keh Pana ki,
Tere Bin Dhadkan Bhi Ruk  jati hai

Jul,7 2015
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Dharkane bhi ruk jati hai

Uski Yaadon me Raat Gujar jati hai,
Uske liye Aankhen Bhaar aati hai,
Mushkil Hai Usko ye keh Pana ki,
Tere Bin Dhadkan Bhi Ruk  jati hai

Jul,7 2015
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dastane mohabbat

Bichadte hue yaad de jayenge,
khud sone se pehle tumhe khwab de jayenge,
tume gila hain ki hum baat nahi karte,
saason ke rukne se pehle har jawaab de jayenge….

Jul,7 2015
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Usne mujse pucha,
Kya had hai teri mohbbat ki.
Maine kaha “Mohbbat ki koi had nahi hoti.
Jo hadon me reh jaye wo mohbbat nahi hoti. love you

Jul,7 2015
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Rajnikant Ne Vidya Balan Ko

Rajnikant ne Vidya Balan Ko cycle pe aage bithaya
Vidya: Rajni mujhe dekh Ke Apka khada nhi hota?
Rajnknt: Pagli Ye Ladies cycle hai.
Pata Hai tu kis Pe baiti hai???

Jul,3 2015
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If I Could Do

If I could do anything, it would be to kiss you in the middle of the street, on the rainiest day of the year.

Jul,3 2015
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You Are Cute

He: Janu you are Cute
She: Thanks jaan
He: Janu you are Princess
She: Awww jaan thankss… Kya kar rahe ho??
He: Mazak

Jul,3 2015
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Khush Raho

Jul,1 2015
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Air Pressure

If you went out into space, you would explode before you suffocated because there's no air pressure.

Jun,19 2015
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Go Ahead

Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead.

Jun,19 2015
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Creative Life

To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong. -Anonymous

Jun,8 2015
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Think of questions to ask your interviewer

Think of questions to ask your interviewer. Participating actively during the interview gives a good impression of your level of interest in the job. It's a good idea to come prepared with at least three thought-provoking questions to ask your interviewer. (Avoid asking anything that could be easily answered through a quick internet search, or you will simply come across as lazy.)

May,27 2015
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Five Minutes For Glowing Skin

चमकदार त्वचा के लिए टिप्स (Quick Beauty Tips in Hindi):

May,27 2015
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Dear Math

Dear Math, grow up and solve your problems on your own because I am tired of solving it for you.

May,18 2015
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Jaago india Jaago

U lose 100 calories after a 10 minute Walk..

AND u lose 150 calories after a 2 minute kiss..

Time apka,
Faisla apka,
Jaago india Jaago

May,5 2015
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Need a license

I don’t need a license 2 kick u…I can do it anytime.

May,4 2015
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Just fall

Don’t find love,
let love find you.
That’s why it’s called falling in love,
because you don’t force yourself to
fall,
you just fall.

May,4 2015
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Said me to Buy

Boy - ok ,when you Said me to Buy a Teddy bear for you last monday, what did you get ?? 

Mar,13 2015
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Mar,13 2015
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Khushiyon Bhari Holi

Keechad, Eggs Aur Tar Coal;
Holi Pe Na Tu Gandh Ghol.
Prem Pyaar Ki Rakh Mukh Pe Boli;
Khushiyon Bhari Ho Teri Yeh Holi.
Holi Mubarak!

Mar,3 2015
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HAPPY HOLI

Pichkari ki dhar ho aap pe,
Rangoon bochhar go aap pe,
Khush rahen aap aur aap ka parivar,
Mubarak ho aap ko HOLI ka tehwar,
Wishing you a very very
HAPPY HOLI to you & your family.

Mar,3 2015
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Me & U

Kisi bhi muskil mod par Hum na kahenge apko C U,
Rahenge sath humesha Me & U,
Kal Hum na rahe is duniya me agar,
To rakh kar Phool meri Kabr par kehna..
"Stupid I miss U"

Feb,17 2015
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I saw you

When I saw you I was afraid to meet you;
When I met you I was afraid to kiss you;
When I kissed you I was afraid to love you;
Now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you.
Happy Valentines Day!

Feb,6 2015
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Mohabbat K Raste

Mohabbat K Raste Me Har Waqt Dard Mile Ga.
Meri Mano Dost,
To Isi Raste Par Medical Store Khol
Lo Mast Chale Ga :-)

Happy Valentine Day

Feb,6 2015
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Planetarium

For the star gazing lovers, nothing beats the peaceful setting of a reclined seat in a planetarium. It’s dark, cozy and a complete out-of-the-world experience!

Feb,4 2015
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Fishing

Drive down to a creek for a bit of lazy fishing or hire a boat to bag those bigger fishes, depending on what you want, romance or excitement.

Feb,4 2015
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आत्मविश्वास

खुद के अंदर किसी भी लड़की से बात करने का आत्‍मविश्‍वास जगाएं. जो भी झिझक और शर्म हो उसे दूर करने की कोशिश करें .

Feb,3 2015
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खुद भी तो संवर ले

याद रखें हर कोई प्रेम-नगर का राजकुमार नहीं हो सकता लेकिन किसी लड़की के दिल का राजकुमार बनने के लिए आपको सुंदर होना जरूरी नहीं. आप भी गुड लुकिंग और स्‍मार्ट लग सकते हैं अगर आप अपने अंदर कुछ बेहतरीन स्‍किल्‍स डेवेलप कर लें तो.

Feb,3 2015
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Glowing Triangle

At first glance, the Glowing Triangle position reminds us of the classic missionary position - woman on her back and the man on top. However the trick with this position is that the man goes on all fours then the woman lifts her hips towards his penis so that he can penetrate her. 

The man remains in this position while the woman does all the work... so actually not like the missionary at all.

Feb,3 2015
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Catherine Wheel

The Catherine Wheel sex position is more complicated than it looks. 

First the man and the woman sit down opposite each other. Now she wraps her legs round his torso and he enters her, he then wraps one leg over her to hold her in place. 

In order to hold the balance, she braces herself with both hands. He guides the movement propped up on his elbow.

Feb,3 2015
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Wow Him Pow Wow

Sit your man down with his legs crossed. Facing him, straddle his legs and lower yourself into his lap-without him penetrating you. Wrap your legs around either side of his torso. Then, as you hold each other's arms or lower backs tightly, he enters you. Start to slowly rock back and forth together, increasing your speed as you come closer to climaxing. 

Feb,3 2015
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Make a love list

"Record a DVD of yourself telling your husband all the things you love about him—he can make one for you, too," says Cadell. Start by letting your partner know that you can't wait to spend the rest of your life as a twosome, and then list the physical, mental and emotional things about him that you love. These can be everything from his charmingly crooked smile to his wry sense of humor.

Feb,3 2015
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Slip Into Something Sexy

Soft, silky lingerie may not be the newest idea, but it's always fun. Plus, the array of items out there (available at every price point) makes it easy to find something flattering that your guy hasn't seen before. "Don't worry if you don't look like a Victoria's Secret model," says Dr. Hutcherson. "Believe me, he's far more focused on how sexy you are than he is on the size of your thighs."

Feb,3 2015
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Let Him Carry You Across The Threshold

You're guaranteed to be swept off your feet! This romantic tradition, which dates from Roman times, when it was said to ensure good luck for the couple, is fun for both partners. Go from there to giving each other foot massages (you've been standing all day), and progress as slowly—or as quickly—as you like to a sensual full-body massage.

Feb,3 2015
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Naughty Dream

I had a naughty dream last night and you were in me… I mean, it.

Feb,3 2015
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Sex Toys

I’m Looking For Sex Toys Online.

Feb,3 2015
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Make No Mistake

Research has shown men tend to routinely mistake friendly behavior for flirting. Both sexes make the mistake of engaging in too much eye contact to the point of staring.

Feb,3 2015
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Modern Flirting

Modern Flirting Involves Technology. A recent Pew Research Study shows 40% of the tech savvy adults flirt via e-mail or instant messaging. They also routinely send sweet and sexy text messages by cell phone.

Feb,3 2015
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Body Language

Have you noticed when you lean in to talk or rest your elbows on the table, your partner does the same? Duplicating actions is a sure fire way of showing you are in-synch with another person.

Feb,3 2015
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Missed Connection

Attempt to kiss your lover’s lips. Oops, they just looked down at their phone and you kissed their eyebrow instead. Say, “I did that on purpose.”

Feb,3 2015
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