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Math Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c,
now give me the practical example of this
principle from real life.
Student : I love you sir and you love your
daughter which means I love your daughter.
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Height of good luck!
Teacher: hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns.
student: who? Me?
teacher: very good. Sit down....
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Studies are of two Types........
1st) difficult subjects which can't be studied........
2nd) Easy subjects that doesnt need 2 b studies.......
Thats how college students Study
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Har taraf padhai ka saya he...
Har paper me 0 aaya hai...
Hum to yuhi chale jaate he bina muh dhoye exam dene aur log kehte he-
"Saala raat bhar padh k aaya he"
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A school boy was masturbating in
school bathroom,
suddenly teacher came n open the
door,
boy says- maam, 100 saal jiyogi
app..
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GK Time-
*Weekly Holiday*
-India- Sunday.
-Greece- Monday.
-Paris-Tuesday.
-Egypt- wednesday.
-Arab emirates-Friday.
-Israel- saturday.
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Guru-Kamine Dost Se Bach K Raho
Boy-Par Kamine Dost Ka Pata Kaise Chalega
Guru-Sare Dosto Ko Msg Karo, Jo Reply Na De Samajh Lo Wahi Kamina Hai.
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Pappu ki master se hui ladai Mastr ne ki pappu ki dhulai Pappu ka grm hua khoon Gaya kabristan aur kabr pe master ke photo tang k likh diya COMING Soon
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The powers of mind r like the rays of d sun dissipated. When they r concentrated they illuminate". Moral: dont concentrate too much, it wil burn ur books
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LAST ball 6, LAST ball wkt, LAST min goal, . often wins the game, . dats why studnts are still confident dat LAST day study can win an exam 4 them! .
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some times we fail to understand the feelings of very close people in our life..
bcoz, a book held very near to eyesis very difficult to read!
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Itni siddat se book uthane ki koshis ki hai,ki har jarre ne mujhe sulane ki sajhis ki hai,
kahte hain agar kisi chapter ko pure man se padho to puri kayanat tumhe confuse karne mein lag jati hai,
agar aisa nahin hai to chapter syllabus k bahar hai mere dost.
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SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
Unfortunately
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW
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Teacher:Agr Koi Insaan 1986 Me Peda Hua Ho To Ab Us Ki Age Kya Ho gI?
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Student
ehlay Ye To Btain K Ye Insan Orat Hai Ya Mard?
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Benefits of EXAMS
1.U can spend 3 hours in self
meditation
2.U can complete ur sleep
3.U can see ur teachers being bored
who usually bore u.
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Samundar bhar corse hai,
nadi bhar padh pate hai,
balti bhar yad rahta hai,
mug bhar likh pate hai,
chllu bhar number aate hai,
usme doob k mar jate hai..
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ARZ HAI.. SWARG SABKO CAHIYE PAR MARNA KOI NAHI CAHTA , WAH WAH, SWARG SABKO CAHIYE PAR MARNA KOI NAHI CAHTA , TOP SABKO KARNA HAI PAR PADNA KOI NAHI CAHTA.... PADHO YAARO
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In Last 10 Minutes Of
Exam Paper,
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Every Student Gets
Super Natural Powers..!!
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7 Sal k bhai se 5 Sal ki behan puchti h
Wht is love?
pyr kya h?
Bhai-tum hr roz mere bag se chcolate kha jati ho lekin
mai fir bhi whi rkhta hu.That's love.
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Best memory of skul lyf
Notes copy krte samay-
ye kya likha h bey..
Jo samaj aa rha hai wo likh baaki aise hi
design bana de .
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LECTURE ME MASTI THI
HAMARI BHI KUCH HASTI THI
TEACHER KA SAHARA THA DIL YE AAWARA THA
KAHAN AA GAYE IS DEGREE KI AAFAT MEIN YAAR WO SCHOOL HI KITNA PAYARA THA*
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Bohat Dino K Baad Kitab Kholi To Pata Chala..
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Ye Bhi Nai Aata
Ye Bhi Nai Aata
Ye Bhi Nai Aata
saala ....... Ye Bhi Nai Aata
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Humne Bhi Chaha Har Manjil Karib Ho,
Har Waqt Aapka Saath Naseeb Ho,
Par Wahan Khuda Bhi Kya Kare,
Jahan Insaan Khud Badnseeb Ho.
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Humne Bhi Chaha Har Manjil Karib Ho,
Har Waqt Aapka Saath Naseeb Ho,
Par Wahan Khuda Bhi Kya Kare,
Jahan Insaan Khud Badnseeb Ho.
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Na Kiya Karoo Apnay
"Darday-Dil" Ko Shayrie May Bayaan.
Log Aur "Toot" Jatay Hai,
Har Lafz Ko Apni "Dastan" Samaj Kar..!!
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Maine Sapno Ko Door Hote Dekha Hai.
Jo Mila Hai Use Khote Dekha Hai
Log Kehte Hai Phool Haste Hai.
Maine Akele Me Unhe Bhi Rote Dekha Hai.
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Baithe Baithe Gham Me Giraftar Hogaya
Gosha Nasheen Tha Hogaya
Do Gazz Zameen Mil Hi Gayi Mujh Gharib Ko
Marne K Baad Mein Bhi Zameendar Hogya.
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Aitbaar Nahi Karta Main Kisi Par,
Har Shaqs Yahaan Farebi Hain.
Yakin Hain Mujhe Apni Tanhai Par,
Jisne Mujhe Kabhi Tanha Nahi Chhoda.!
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Pyar Karke Usko Dilse Mitaana Mushkil Tha.
Ansuoo Ke Sailaab Ko Palko Pe
Rook Paana Mushkil Tha.
Asaan Laga Uski Judaai Me Mar Jaana.
Qki
Use Bhula Ke Ji Paana Mushkil Tha..!
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"Wo Kisi ki Dil Lagi ko Saza Samjne Laga.
Do pal Roth k Guzare to Jafa Samjne Laga.
Wo kia jane k hum kitna roye unke Baghair.
Wo Baghair soche smje muje bewfa Samjne Laga.
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Uske Liye Vo Zindagi Ke Kuch Pal The
Mere Liye Vo Kuch Pal Hee Zindagi The.
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Muskurati Aankho Se Afsana Likha Tha.
Sayad Apka Meri Zindagi Me Aana Likha Tha.
Taqdeer To Dekho Mere Ansuo Ki.
Inka Bhi Apki Yad Me Beh Jana Likha Tha.
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"Faisla Nahi Ho Pa Raha
Tanha Raat Hai Yaa Mai"?
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Dil Ko Ab Kisi Se Koi Gila Nahi,
Man Se Jo Bhi Chaha Wo Mila Nahi,
Badnasibi Kahu Ya Waqt Ki Bewafai,
Andhere Mein 1 Diya Mila Par Wo Bhi Jala Nahi.
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Har Sapna Gujara Jin Sapno Me Hamne,
Unhi Sapno Ko Hamne Jindgani Kaha,
Aasu To Tab Nikle Hamari Aakho Se,
Jab Wahi Sapna Hamse Begana Hua.
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Barsi Ankhe Jiski Yaad Me Barsaat Ki Tarah.
Wo Bhi Badal Gaye Meri Halaat Ki Tarah.
Haal Jeete Ji Koi Puchta Nahi.
Sab Aa Jaate Hain Maut Pe Baarat Ki Tarah.!
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Paas Aane Ki Ummid Thi Jin Se
Wohi Faasle Banaate Chale Gaye..
Hum To Unke Paas Jaane Ki Koshish Me Thay..
Na Jaane Kyu Wo Dooriyan Badhaate Chale Gaye..!
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Jo Rooungi To Palko Pe Nami Reh Jayegi.
Zindgi Bas Naam Ki Zndgi Reh Jayegi..
Ye Nahi Ki Tum Bin Ji Na Paungi
Haan..
Magar Zindgi Me Ek Kami Reh Jayegi..!
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Paas Aane Ki Ummid Thi Jin Se
Wohi Faasle Banaate Chale Gaye..
Hum To Unke Paas Jaane Ki Koshish Me Thay..
Na Jaane Kyu Wo Dooriyan Badhaate Chale Gaye..!
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Nigaaho Se Qatal Kar Do.
Na Ho Takleef Dono Ko,
Tumhain Khanzar Uthanay Ki,
Hamain Gardan Jhukanay Ki...!!
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Nigaaho Se Qatal Kar Do.
Na Ho Takleef Dono Ko,
Tumhain Khanzar Uthanay Ki,
Hamain Gardan Jhukanay Ki...!!
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Humane Bhi Kabhi Kisi Se Pyar Kiya Tha.
Thora Nai Besumar Kiya Tha.
Humari To Duniya Hi Badal Gai Tab.
Jab Usne Kaha Are O Pagal,
Humane To Time Pass Kiya Tha.
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Aakhir Kah Hi Dala Usne Ak Din.
Is Tarah Tute Ho Bikhar Kyo Nahi Jate.
Kab Tak Jiyoge Ye Dard Bhari Jindgi.
Koi Achha Din Dekh K Mar Kyo Nahi Jate.
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Aakhir Kah Hi Dala Usne Ak Din.
Is Tarah Tute Ho Bikhar Kyo Nahi Jate.
Kab Tak Jiyoge Ye Dard Bhari Jindgi.
Koi Achha Din Dekh K Mar Kyo Nahi Jate.
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Meri Zindgi Ko Tamasha Bana Diya Usne,
Bhari Mehfil Mein Tanha Bitha Diya Usne,
Aisi Kyaa Thi Nafrat Usko Mere Masoom Dil Se,
Khushiya Churakar Gam Thama Diya Usne,
Kisi Ko Yaad Karna To Uski Fitrat Me Shamil Nahi Tha,
Hawa Ka Jhoka Samajh Kar Bhoola Diya Usne!!
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Koi Kuch Na Kahe To Pata Kya Hai,
Is Bechen Khamoshi Ki Wajah Kya Hai,
Har Koi Chhod Jata Hai Tanha Hume,
Koi Ye To Bataye Ki Hamari Khata Kya Hai.
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Haqeeqat Pehchan Lo Bichhad Jane Se Pehle,
Meri Sun Lo Apni Sunane Se Pehle,
Ye Soch Lena Hamein Bhul Jane Se Pehle,
Bahut Roti Hai Ye Aankhein Muskurane Se Pehle.
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Gum Se KhaLi Nhi Jism Ka Kona Koi,
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Hum Rahe Ya Na Rahe Hamare Lia Mat Rona Koi.
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Bhool Jane Ka Tujhe Koi Irada Na Tha.
Tere Siva Kisi Se Kiya Wada Na Tha.
Nikaal Dete Dil Se Shayed Tumhen Khayal.
Par Is Kambakht Dil Me Koi Darwaja Na Tha.
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Kabhi Hum Tute Toh Kabhi
Khwaab Tute Na Jane Kitne Tukdo Mein
Armaan Tute Har Tukda Aaina Hai
Zindgi Ka Har Aaine Ke Saath
Laakhon Jazbaat Tute.
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