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Chand b surya ki kiran se chamakta hai,
Or phool khilne k bad hi mahakta hai.
Pyar karne wale ezhar karte nahi,
Unki aankho se pyar chalkta hai.
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Hamne tumhe tohfa dia apna samajh k,
Hamne tumhe tohfa dia apna samajh k,
Tum us pr beth gye sofa samajh k.
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Bikhari Rote Hue: Bhagwan Ke,
Naam Pe Kuch De Do Baba.
Kapil Jaanbhooj Ke Usko Seediyon,
Se Use Upar Le Jata Hai.
Ghar Pahunch Ke Kapil Pyar Se Bola,
Kapil: Baba Maaf Karo Chutta (Change) Nahi,
Hai Kal Aana.
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The best way to get your date started off on the right foot is to be on time.
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If you eat a polar bear liver, you will die. Humans can’t handle that much vitamin A.
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Since your eyes are looking tired,
Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours,
Happy journey into the world of dreams,
Good Night and Sweet Dreams.
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1 Bus me 1 aunty khadi thi.
1 Bache ne kaha ki aap meri jagah beth jaao.
Aunti ne use thappad mar diya,
kyu?
kyu?
Kyu ki bacha apne PAPA ki god me
Betha hua tha.
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This is how Rajnikant Can Inspire People,
Once Rajnikant gav kiss 2 his Galfrnd In front of a Kid.
Today dat Kid is known as,
Imran Hashmi.
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Teacher : Aaj Kal Jo Internet Par Jo Ashilta Hai App Usko Kaise Dekhte Hai
Student: Sir Usko Full HD Karke Dekhte Hai
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Engineering student ka dard.
Wo ye bol kar hume chhod gayi dosto.
Tumhare to EXAMS hi khatam nahii hote,
Tum pyar Kya Ghanta karoge.
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Boy: Chalo day night match khelte hai.
Girl: Nahi, 3 din ke bad.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Pitch abhi gili hai, tum chaho to,
Wollyboll khel sakte ho.
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Do you know why the moon is shining so brightly tonight
Because it is trying to be as beautifully radiant as you are. Good night.
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Zindagi Viran Hoti Hai.
Akele Har Rah Sunsan Hoti Hai.
Ek Pyaare Se Dost Ka Hona Zaruri Hai.
Kyuki Uski Duao Se Har Mushkil Aasan Hoti Hai.
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Hum Gum Chupa Ke Muskurate Gaye,
Wo Hadd Se Jyada Satate Gaye,
Meri Aankho Se Ghata Barasati Gayi,
Aur Wo Sawan Samaj Ke Nahate Gaye.
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If she doesn't want the kiss to end gently put both your hands on her waist or softly place your hand on one side of her face.
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Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya
pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai?
Anyone guess
The Great Khali.
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If you have wavy or curly hair, you know that achieving your best texture isn’t wash-and-go.
Ringlets require careful styling that straight haired people just don’t understand.
To make the most of your curly hair, try these tips we’ve picked up from top stylists.
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Guitar sikha tha jis ko patane ke liye..
Aaj offer aaya hai..
Usi ki shaadi me bajane ke liye..
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Mujhe ek ladki ka Whatsapp pe msg aya,
Aur boli apni pics Whatsapp Profile pe mat dala karo,
I said why?
Then she said: Lipstick se mera Smartphone ganda ho jata hai.
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Kahte hai dost banana zindagi hai,
Dosti nibhana zindagi hai,
Kitne bhi busy q n rahe din bhar,
Magar ek pal k liye hi sahi,
Dosto ki yaad aana hi zindagi hai.
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Salman: Kapil meri shaadi kab hogi?
Kapil: Kabhi nahin, kyunki tumhari zindagi mein sirf khushiya likhi hai
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ONE thing i have learnt from LIFE is that
getting “UPSET” will not help,
Always Get “UP” & “SET” ur GOALS &
things will become easier…!!
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Wife to husband: Chota mota hi sahi, par gold ka kuch la do..
Husband: Ye le Chhoti gold flake dibbi aur pee daal.
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Doctor: kya taklif hai?
Patient: sote waqt saas lene mein taklif hota hai
Doctor: aj se sote waqt saas ko nehi saali ko lekar sona.
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The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal
You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body
Though our feelings come and go, God’s love for us does not
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Girl: my right leg is lunch and left leg is dinner, what you will like to have?
Boy: I would like to have snacks between lunch and dinner.
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Wife: Please zara ye bra ka hook laga dijiye.
Hus: I will charge 4 kisses.
Wife: Rahne do, padosi Se free me lagva leti hu, wo haath daal kar Set bhi kar denge.
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Khwab hamne dekha abhi abhi,
Akkhen khuli abhi abhi,
Sath ek dost ka mila bas abhi abhi,
Ho ske toh yaad rkhna hme hmesha nhi toh kabhi-kabhi.
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Bhulenge Wo Log Bhulna Jinka Kam he,
Hmari to Dosto K Bina Gujrti nhi Sham he,
Kaise Bhul Skte h Hm Un Dosto Ko,
Jo Hmari Zindgi Ka Dusra Naam he.
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Baarish mein couples: Wow Kitna romantic weather hai.
Aur Kapil: Kya saala, har jagah paani paani, Pura keechad ho gaya.
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Mujhe Nhi Chahiye Pura Sagar
Pani Ki Ek Bund Hi Kaafi Hai.
Mujhe Nhi Chahiye Hazaaron Ladkiyan
Bas 1 Sachi LOVER Hi Kaafi Hai.
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Gabbar: Thakurrrrr ye Mobile Humko De De
Thakur: Ja Ja Aabe Hath Pair ki Masti Hoti hai
Mobile ki Masti Nahi Kartey.
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Lafzo me kya tarif karu aapki,
Aap lafzo me kaise sama paoge,
Jub log hamare pyar k bare me puchenge,
Meri aankho me aye JAANU sirf tum nazar aoge
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Teacher: "Aise koi 5 animals ke naam batao jo pani mein rehte hain.."
Student:
Fish,
Fish ki Mummy,
Fish ke Papa,
Fish ka bhai,
Fish ki Sister...
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Girl:"Meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1 ladka
marta hai..
Boy:"to tum koi accha sa toothpaste
use kyo nahi karti.
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Siddhu:-Gandhiji, Krishna
Aur Jesus,mein
Kya similarity hai
Kapil:-Arre, teeno ka birthday
Holiday pe aata hai
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Apni taarif sunna kise achha nahi lagta. Isiliye hamesha naye-naye andaz mein uski taarifen kiya karo. Pyaar ki manzil paane mein aasani hogi.
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Pehchan to meri bhi koi nhi,
Pata nhi Q phir bhi log mujhe pehchante hai.
Mohabat to mujhe bhi unse bahut hai,
Pata nhi Q unke alava sabhi ye jante hai.
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Ek aashiq ka dard wahi samajh pata hai,
Ek aashiq ka dard wahi samajh pata hai,
Jo na na karte huye bhi use apni behan banata hai.
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