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Har Nazar Mein Ek Kashish Hoti Hai,
Har Dil Mein Ek Chahat Hoti Hai,
Mumkin Nahi Har Ek Ke Liye Tajmahal Banana,
Kyunki Har Dil Mein 4-5 Mumtaz Hoti Hai.
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Guitar sikha tha jis ko patane ke liye.
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Aaj offer aaya hai.
Usi ki shaadi me bajane ke liye.
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Wife: Tum ny kahbi socha hai k meri shaadi kisi aur sy ho jati to kitna acha hota?
Husband: Nahi Main kisi aur admi ka bura nahi cha sakta?
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अब ये कौन अफवाह फैला रहा है कि
Facebook के Profile Picture
Me प्याज की Image रखने वाले
लोगों को लू नहीं लगता
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मौसम विभाग की चेतावनी है कि कपड़े धोने के बाद उसे कमरे में ही सुखाएं
छत में सुखाने पर गर्मी में वो सुख के जल भी सकते है
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काश की खुशियो की दुकान होती
उनमे हमारी थोरी पहचान होती
सारी खुशियाँ डाल देता तेरी दामन मे चाहे
उनकी कीमत हमारी जान क्यो न होती
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Log Ishq Karte Hain Bade Sor Ke Sath,
Hamne Bhi Kiya Tha Bade Jor Ke Sath,
Magar Ab Karenge Jara Gor Ke Sath ,
Kyoki Kal Usko Dekha Tha Kisi Or Ke Sath
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One Day A Civil Engineer Asked His Town Planner: What Is The Technical Defect In A Female Body
He Replied : Entertainment Area Is Constructed Very Near To The Sewerage Area
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Once Rajinikanth used the support of a building to tie his shoe lace,
The building is known as Leaning tower of Pisa
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Apni to mohabbat ki bas itni kahani hai,
Tooti hui kashti hai tehhra hua pani hai,
Ek phool kitabon me dam tor chuka hai,
Kuch yaad nahi aata, yeh kiski nishani hai.
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If you Google Search nRajnikant Getting Kicked
You Will Generate Zero Results. It Just Does Not Happen.
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टीचर: लड़की और लड़के में क्या फर्क है?
पप्पू: लड़की 1साल में एक ही बच्चे की माँ बन सकती है!
जबकि लड़का 1 साल में 365 बच्चों का बाप बन सकता है!
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जीतो: क्यों जी, जब जोड़ियां स्वर्ग में बनती हैं,
तो शादी भी वहीं क्यों नहीं हो जाती
संता: वहां भी शादियां होने लगें
तो स्वर्ग भी नर्क नहीं बन जाएगा, क्या
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एक लड़की पढ़ाई करती है तो परिवार के 4 लोगों को शिक्षित कर सकती है।
परन्तु एक लड़की कॉलेज जाती है तो 10-15 लड़के फेल हो जाते हैं, उसका क्या
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ladki ko uski sahleon ke sath aur apne doston ke
sath ghomne lai jao .aur mauka dekh kar akele mai baat karo.
iss se ladki app ke sath thodi frank ho jaygi
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वो मंदिर भी जाता है और मस्जिद भी
परेशान पति का, कोई मज़हब नहीं होता
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Husband: Agar Tumhe Kuch Ho Gaya To Mein Pagal Ho Jaaunga.
Wife: Doosri Shaadi To Nahin Karogey Na?
Husband: Pagal Ka Kya Hai, Wo Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hai.
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नवाज : मोदीजी, दिल्ली जाते समय लाहौर में प्लेन उतार लेना
मोदी : क्यों बे
नवाज : जन्मदिन है, आप आओगे तो दोस्तों पे रौब जामेगा
मोदी:पाय लागू माताजी
नवाज की माँ: उड़ता रह बेटा
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Aaj Afsos Ho Raha Hai Apne
Haal-e-Zindagi Per.
Kash Kabhi Kisi Se Hadd Se
Ziada Mohabat Na Ki Hoti..
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रह-रह कर दिल मे एक शोर हो रहा है बिन मेसेज के दिल बोर हो रहा है
कही ऐसा तो नही मेरा एक प्यारा सा दोस्त अब तक
घर मे कपड़े धो रहा है
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12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia.
Ladki Ne Kiss Dia Wo Ghabra K Bhaga.
Ladki Ne Pucha: Kya Hua.
Ladka: Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu.
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Bharosa Mat Karna Is Duniya Ke Logon Pe
Mujhe Tabah Karne Wala Mera Bahot Azeez Tha
Maid Ne Khana Banaya Gf Ke Khane Se Bhi Lazeez Tha
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Khushi Ke Aasu Rukne Na Dena
Gum Ke Aasu Bahne Na Dena
Yeh Zindagi Na Jane Kab Ruk Jayegi
Magar Ye Pyari Si Relationsip Kabhi Tutne Na Dena
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Today
Ek Train Cycle Ki Chapet Me Aayi.
Train Me Sawaar Sabhi Log Maare Gaye..
Cycle Driver RAJNIKANTH Farrar
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School Mein Master Ji Ne Chote Santa Se Poocha,
Jisme Koyi Kami Nahi Usko Kya Kehte Hai.
Aur Jawab Aayi : Kami na.
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If You Don't Know For A Fact That They Like Hard Biting, Don't Lead With Hard Biting.
Assion Is Good. Punching Their Face With Your Face Is Not Good At All
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Intel’s New Tagline For Its Fastest Processor
Rajnikanth Inside
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Maths Sir: What Is A Line,
A Genius Answered
A Line Is A Dot, Going For A Walk
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Once Rajnikanth Went To Switzerland
And Accidentally Droped His Wallet In A Building.
Since Then, The Place Is Popular For Its Swiss Bank
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Ehsaas Badal Jate Hain Bas Aur Kuch Nahi,
Warna Nafrat Aur Mohabbat Ek Hi Dil Se Hoti Hai
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Santa: Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya Aur Phir Bhi Abhi Tak Tere Ko Dadhi Mooch Nahi Aayi,
Banta: Yaar Main Bilkul Apni Maa Par Gaya Hoon.
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Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Aankh Maari
Ladki: Mai Esi Wesi Ladki Nahi Hu ..
Ladka: Wo To Theek Hai Par Check Karna Hamara Farz Banta Hai
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Santa: What's D Difference Between Mother's & GF's Tears? Classic Answer By Banta. Mother's Tears Effect Our Heart & GF s Tears Effect Our Pocket .
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Hum Phool Nahi Per Mehekna Jante Hain,
Bin Roye Gam Ko Bhulana Jante Hain,
Log Khush Hote Hain Humse,
Kynki Bina Mile Hi Hum Rishtey Nibhana
Jante Hai
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May we live in a world at peace and with the awareness of God’s love in every sunset,
Every flower’s unfolding petals, every baby’s smile, every lover’s kiss,
And every wonderful, astonishing, miraculous beat of our hearts.
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Aksar gumsum rehnewala nagma hu main,
Aapki yaado me rehnewala lamha hu main,
Aap meri jaan ho to ek baat batao,
Aapke hote huye bhi kyu tanha hu main.
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You have 5 apples in one hand and 5 apples in other hand.
Now what do you have?
Answer: A BIG HAND.
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Apko ye tarika anana hoga jisme apko use uski sari favorite chizo ka pata karna hoga. Iss tarha apko uske bare me sari information mil jayegi I mean wo kis type ki ladki hai. App uske nature ki hisab se usse baat kar sakte hai jo apki help karega.
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Me: Darr lag raha hai, kuch nahi aa raha.
Friend: Yeh le Mountain Dew pee.
Me: Drinks 2 bottles.
Friend: Ab kuch aaya?
Me: Haan susu.
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Your personality and behavioural style have a significant role to play in providing the answers to all three questions.
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Pani dekh pyaas lagti hai,
Shadi dekh kar hume bhi aas dikhti hai,
Hum logo ko kaise samjhaye,
Ki har zakkas ladki ki MAA hume apni SAAS lagti hai.
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Ladki ke pas jao aur phir friendship ka bolo aur vo ha bole to unse,
Dosti karo phir unse 15 din bat nahi kar na phone pe bhi bat mat,
Krna vo apne aap apko apne dil ki bat khegi.
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Kapil: Operation Main Agar Mujhe kuchh Ho Jaye To Doctor Se Shaadi Kar Lena.
Sumona: Kyun?
Kapil: Badla Lene Ka ek Yahi Tarika Hai.
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Bottle Chupa Dena Kafan Mein Mere,
Shamshan Mein Baith Kar Piya Karuga,
Khuda Maangega Jab Hisaab Mujhse,
Ek Ek Peg Bana Kar Diya Karunga.
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Dost ruthe to rab ruthe,
Fir ruthe to jag chhute,
Agar fir ruthe dil tute,
Aur agar fir ruthe?
Nikal danda.
Maar sale ko jab tak danda na tute.
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