Sardarji was asked what is a adult joke?
Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.
Pres alt+tab continuosly to move frm 1window 2
another witout using ur mouse
Ek Admi gusse me Biwi se bola-
Dil karta hai ki aaj tere tukde tukde kar k idhar udhar fek Du.
Achanak pados me se awaaz aayi..
Bhai ‘ch*t’ idhar fekna.
jiye hue har lamhe ko jindgi kehte h
jo dil ko sukon de use khusi kehte h
jis ke hone ki khushi se zindgi mile
aise hi rishte ko hum dosti kehte h.
A girl calls a boy: Ghar pe koi nai hai.
Aa jaao Aish karenge
Boy shocked: Abhi to tere saath Aish Karke lauta hu.
Girl: Oh, Sorry Phir se tumhe hi lag gaya
A best friend is somebody who
knows every last thing about you,
yet still manages to like you anyway.
Tajmahal kisi ke liye ek AJOOBA hai
To kisi ke liye pyar ka EHSAS hai
Hamare tumhare liye to BAKWAS hai
Kyun ki ki roz badalti humari MUMTAZ hai.
India is nation and Dadar is station
wha wha
India is nation and& dadar is station
Do not fall in love First complete your Education.
Ladka: Tum Sabhi boys Ko Bhai Kyu Bolti Ho?
Ladki: Mera Koi Bhai Nahi Hai
Ladka: Tera Pati Bhi Toh Nahi Hai
Slapped..
Ek Shrabi Ka Court Mein Case Chal Raha Tha.
Judge ne kaha ORDER ORDER
Shrabi Replied:
Ek CHILLI CHICKEN One ROYAL STAG with SODA
Jaldi le aao.
Kaise Kahu Ki Apna Bana Lo Mujhe,
Bahon Me Apni Sama Lo Mujhe,
Aaj Himmat Kar Ke Kahta Hu Ki Mai Tumhara Hu,
Ab Tum Hi Samhalo Mujhe.
Great for...
If you want to try something new, sideways sex is a great place to start!
How does it work?
He lies down with his knees bent and legs apart, and you sort of slot in the middle at right angles to his body. With one hand on his chest, and the other on his lower leg, rock back and forth until he's hitting the right spot.
The turn ons
It's all about you and you can wiggle around until it feels just right.
The turn offs
It might take a bit of practice to get it right, but hey, who's complaining?
Difficulty rating 2/5
It can take a while to get the positioning just right.
Fun rating 3/5
If the trickiness doesn't slow down your fun - it's a winner!
You say: 'Excellent position. You have to try it'
Ek Ladka Khudkushi par speech de raha tha
Khudkushi Paap hai
Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai
khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan khud ko
Goli maarle.
Innocent lines by a True Lover
Girl: Why do u always follow me around?
Boy: Well
bcoz wen i was a kid my mom told me to follow my dreams.
मोहब्बत का मेरे सफर आख़िरी है, ये कागज, कलम ये गजल आख़िरी है मैं फिर ना मिलूंगी कहीं ढूंढ लेना तेरे दर्द का ये असर आख़िरी है…!!
Ja Rahe hum marne aj man udas hai
Yaad nai kiya usne jiski muje aas hai Muje
Bhul Gye wo jo sabse khas hai
Chalo ab msg kro upar likha sab bakwaas hai!
Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then , For 3000 Kgs
How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
GIRL
G-gussha hemesha nak per
I-itrane me sabse aage
R-rone ki atomatic machine
L-ladne me sabki nani
phir bhi duniya inki diwani.
You can hire someone to help you build muscles, but they can’t do push-ups for you.
Kitna bhi haath uppar kr k EDM pe naach lo
Asli maza naagin dance karne me he aata hai
Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,
Saare paper mein zero aaya hain,
Hum to yuhi chal dete hao bina muh
dhoye exam dene,
Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar
padh ke aaya hai.
Let me guess what ur doing
Reading book?
Na Na
Listening Music
Uhu
Watching TV
Nah
Caught U!
Missing me & reading my SMS na!
Oh now ur smiling
1 day all people of Earth went to GOD n asked who is d Most Loving, Honest n Smart Person?
They all return to Earth with a new Ques-
Who is NEHA!
Hasrat hain sirf tumhey paaney ki,
Aur koi khawahish nahi is deewane ki,
Shikwa mujhe tumse nahi khuda se hai,
Kya zarurat thi tumhe itna khubsurat bnane ki
Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha,
Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha,
Maine propose kia SMS se,
Kambakth woh uski shaadi tak pending tha.
Agar Ladki Koi Bhari Kaam Kar Rahi Hai To Aap Unki Madad Jarur Kare. Kaam Me Hath Batane Se Pyar Badata Hai.
Agar Aap Unse Kahi Mile Aur Unke Sath Me Unke Parents Ho To Unke Paanv (Charan) Chhue. Ladki Turant Aapse Impress Hogi (Agar Ladki Jaanpehchan Wali Ho Ussi Condition Me Hi).
Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
When I met you I was afraid to kiss you,
when I kissed you I was afraid to love you,
now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you.
If I could do anything, it would be to kiss you in the middle of the street, on the rainiest day of the year.
Har kadam pe aapka ehsaas chahiye,
Mujhe aapka saath apne paas chahiye,
Khuda bhi ro pade hamari judai se,
Aisa ek rista khaas chahiye
A girl may not help u to get lot of marks.
but, Marks may help u 2 get lot of girls.
So, Love ur studies, Not girls.
-BOYS FUTURE CARE COMMITTEE.
What do gay couple say on seeing a beautiful, pretty girl
Yaar ye aisi hai to iska bhai kaisa hoga!!
Who is a Psychiatrist?
A qualified person who gives you an expensive
& critical analysis about yourself,
which
Your Spouse gives you for free, daily
The Funniest Situation in Student Life:
When u have No idea what to Write
in the Paper & the Examiner Comes & Says..
*Plz Hide ur Answer Sheet*
Zindagi Mein Kuch Lamhein Khaas Ban Gaye,
Mile To Mulaqat Ban Gaye,
Bichade To Yaad Ban Gaye,
Or Jo Dil Se Na Gaye,wo Aap Ban Gaye.
Don’t bring people close to your heart…
Because problem with the close people is that…
THEY KNOW WHERE TO HIT EXACTLY
What kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...
lets not get carried away!
Life is a book we all read it.
Luv is a blessing we all need it.
Always be happy,
always have a smile coz.
Remember in this world we are just for a while!
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
You can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife.
Bus me se 1 ladki ne bahar khade ladke se Pucha-
Kaun Sa Shahar Hai yeh?
Ladka- apna mob. no. do fir Bataunga..
Ladki- Hey Bhagwan!
“Berhampur” Aa Gaya