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What Is Adult Joke

Sardarji was asked what is a adult joke?
Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

Jun,12 2015
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Witout Using ur Mouse


Pres alt+tab continuosly to move frm 1window 2
another witout using ur mouse

 

Jun,11 2015
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Dil karta hai ki


Ek Admi gusse me Biwi se bola-
Dil karta hai ki aaj tere tukde tukde kar k idhar udhar fek Du.
Achanak pados me se awaaz aayi..
Bhai ‘ch*t’ idhar fekna.

Jun,4 2015
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Dosti kehte h.

jiye hue har lamhe ko jindgi kehte h
jo dil ko sukon de use khusi kehte h
jis ke hone ki khushi se zindgi mile
aise hi rishte ko hum dosti kehte h.

Jun,3 2015
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Ghar Par Koi Nhi Hai

A girl calls a boy: Ghar pe koi nai hai.
Aa jaao Aish karenge
Boy shocked: Abhi to tere saath Aish Karke lauta hu.
Girl: Oh, Sorry Phir se tumhe hi lag gaya

Jun,3 2015
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Best friend

A best friend is somebody who
knows every last thing about you,
yet still manages to like you anyway.

Jun,2 2015
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Kisi ke liye

Tajmahal kisi ke liye ek AJOOBA hai
To kisi ke liye pyar ka EHSAS hai
Hamare tumhare liye to BAKWAS hai
Kyun ki ki roz badalti humari MUMTAZ hai.

Jun,2 2015
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FIRST LOVE

India is nation and Dadar is station
wha wha
India is nation and& dadar is station
Do not fall in love First complete your Education.

Jun,2 2015
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ladka or ladki

Ladka: Tum Sabhi boys Ko Bhai Kyu Bolti Ho?
Ladki: Mera Koi Bhai Nahi Hai
Ladka: Tera Pati Bhi Toh Nahi Hai
Slapped..

Jun,2 2015
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Order Order

Ek Shrabi Ka Court Mein Case Chal Raha Tha.
Judge ne kaha ORDER ORDER
Shrabi Replied:
Ek CHILLI CHICKEN One ROYAL STAG with SODA
Jaldi le aao.

Jun,1 2015
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Tum Hi Sambhalo Mujhe

Kaise Kahu Ki Apna Bana Lo Mujhe,
Bahon Me Apni Sama Lo Mujhe,
Aaj Himmat Kar Ke Kahta Hu Ki Mai Tumhara Hu,
Ab Tum Hi Samhalo Mujhe.

May,30 2015
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The Sultry Saddle

Great for...
If you want to try something new, sideways sex is a great place to start!
How does it work?
He lies down with his knees bent and legs apart, and you sort of slot in the middle at right angles to his body. With one hand on his chest, and the other on his lower leg, rock back and forth until he's hitting the right spot.
The turn ons
It's all about you and you can wiggle around until it feels just right.
The turn offs
It might take a bit of practice to get it right, but hey, who's complaining?
Difficulty rating 2/5
It can take a while to get the positioning just right.
Fun rating 3/5
If the trickiness doesn't slow down your fun - it's a winner!
You say: 'Excellent position. You have to try it'

May,29 2015
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Sachhe Pyar Ki Chahat

Sachche pyar ko kya chaiye...

bas ek kamra

May,29 2015
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Khudkhushi Speech

Ek Ladka Khudkushi par speech de raha tha
Khudkushi Paap hai
Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai
khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan khud ko
Goli maarle.

May,29 2015
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True Lover

Innocent lines by a True Lover
Girl: Why do u always follow me around?
Boy: Well
bcoz wen i was a kid my mom told me to follow my dreams.

May,28 2015
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Dard Ka Asar

मोहब्बत का मेरे सफर आख़िरी है, ये कागज, कलम ये गजल आख़िरी है मैं फिर ना मिलूंगी कहीं ढूंढ लेना तेरे दर्द का ये असर आख़िरी है…!!

May,27 2015
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Happy Versus Sad

Happy is used three times more often in English than sad.

May,27 2015
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Upar Likha Sab Bakwaas

Ja Rahe hum marne aj man udas hai
Yaad nai kiya usne jiski muje aas hai Muje
Bhul Gye wo jo sabse khas hai 
Chalo ab msg kro upar likha sab bakwaas hai!

May,27 2015
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Ton!Ton!Ton!

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then , For 3000 Kgs
How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

May,26 2015
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Girls Ki Deewani Duniya

GIRL
G-gussha hemesha nak per
I-itrane me sabse aage
R-rone ki atomatic machine
L-ladne me sabki nani
phir bhi duniya inki diwani.

May,26 2015
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Push-Ups for you

You can hire someone to help you build muscles, but they can’t do push-ups for you.

May,18 2015
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Naagin Dance

Kitna bhi haath uppar kr k EDM pe naach lo 
Asli maza naagin dance karne me he aata hai

May,15 2015
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Raat Bhar Padhai

Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,
Saare paper mein zero aaya hain,

Hum to yuhi chal dete hao bina muh
dhoye exam dene,

Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar
padh ke aaya hai.

May,14 2015
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Smiling

Let me guess what ur doing
Reading book?
Na Na

Listening Music
Uhu

Watching TV
Nah

Caught U!
Missing me & reading my SMS na!
Oh now ur smiling 

May,11 2015
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Who is NEHA

1 day all people of Earth went to GOD n asked who is d Most Loving, Honest n Smart Person?
They all return to Earth with a new Ques-

Who is NEHA!

May,11 2015
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Khubsurat Bnane Ki

Hasrat hain sirf tumhey paaney ki,
Aur koi khawahish nahi is deewane ki,
Shikwa mujhe tumse nahi khuda se hai,
Kya zarurat thi tumhe itna khubsurat bnane ki

May,11 2015
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Pending SMS

Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha,
Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha,
Maine propose kia SMS se,
Kambakth woh uski shaadi tak pending tha.

May,11 2015
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Pass Baith Jao
Tum agar sexy dikhati ho to tum jisse pyar karti ho uske samne jakar uske pas beth jao o apne aap pat jayega.
 
May,7 2015
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Bhari Kaam Mei Madad

Agar Ladki Koi Bhari Kaam Kar Rahi Hai To Aap Unki Madad Jarur Kare. Kaam Me Hath Batane Se Pyar Badata Hai.

May,7 2015
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Parents Ke Paanv Chhue

Agar Aap Unse Kahi Mile Aur Unke Sath Me Unke Parents Ho To Unke Paanv (Charan) Chhue. Ladki Turant Aapse Impress Hogi (Agar Ladki Jaanpehchan Wali Ho Ussi Condition Me Hi).

May,7 2015
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Mera Kya Hoga

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

May,5 2015
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I was afraid

When I met you I was afraid to kiss you,
when I kissed you I was afraid to love you,
now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you.

May,5 2015
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Diffrence
Q. What's the diffrence between a basketball player and a dog? A. A dog drools a basketball player dribbles!
May,5 2015
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Didar ke liye
Woh inkar karte hain ikrar ke liye, Nafrat bhi karte hain to pyar ke liye, Ulti chaal chalte hain yeh ishqwale, Ankhein band karte hain didar ke liye !
May,5 2015
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Middle Of The Street

If I could do anything, it would be to kiss you in the middle of the street, on the rainiest day of the year.

May,4 2015
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God loves you

God loves you but everyone else thinks you’re a jerk.

May,4 2015
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Ehsaas chahiye

Har kadam pe aapka ehsaas chahiye,
Mujhe aapka saath apne paas chahiye,
Khuda bhi ro pade hamari judai se,
Aisa ek rista khaas chahiye

May,4 2015
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FUTURE CARE

A girl may not help u to get lot of marks.
but, Marks may help u 2 get lot of girls.
So, Love ur studies, Not girls.
-BOYS FUTURE CARE COMMITTEE.

May,2 2015
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Kaisa hoga

What do gay couple say on seeing a beautiful, pretty girl
Yaar ye aisi hai to iska bhai kaisa hoga!!

May,2 2015
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Latest way

Latest way of proposing..
Wanna be my facebook password???

May,2 2015
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Free daily

Who is a Psychiatrist?
A qualified person who gives you an expensive
& critical analysis about yourself,
which
Your Spouse gives you for free, daily

May,2 2015
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Examiner Comes

The Funniest Situation in Student Life:
When u have No idea what to Write
in the Paper & the Examiner Comes & Says..
*Plz Hide ur Answer Sheet*

May,2 2015
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Yaad Ban Gaye

Zindagi Mein Kuch Lamhein Khaas Ban Gaye,
Mile To Mulaqat Ban Gaye,
Bichade To Yaad Ban Gaye,
Or Jo Dil Se Na Gaye,wo Aap Ban Gaye.

May,1 2015
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WHERE TO HIT EXACTLY

Don’t bring people close to your heart…
Because problem with the close people is that…

THEY KNOW WHERE TO HIT EXACTLY

Apr,27 2015
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What kisses mean

What kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...
lets not get carried away!

Apr,27 2015
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Always be happy

Life is a book we all read it.
Luv is a blessing we all need it.
Always be happy,
always have a smile coz.
Remember in this world we are just for a while!

Apr,27 2015
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Nice

 

i think i know where things are heading to..!!!

Apr,27 2015
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Nice

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
You can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife.

Apr,27 2015
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Berhampur

Bus me se 1 ladki ne bahar khade ladke se Pucha-
Kaun Sa Shahar Hai yeh?

Ladka- apna mob. no. do fir Bataunga..
Ladki- Hey Bhagwan!
“Berhampur” Aa Gaya

Apr,24 2015
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Right places.

Sometimes, the wrong choices take us to the right places.

Apr,21 2015
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