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Bacha: Aunty Ek Katori Chini Dena Mummy Ne Mangaya Hai
Aunty: Theek Hai Kaya Kaha Mummy Ne
Bacha: Unhone Kaha Ki Ja Us Kamini Se Chini Le AA
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Kapil Wife : Ghar Mein Namak Khatam Ho Gaya Hai
Khaane Mein Kya Banau ?
Kapil : Thoda Toothpaste Daal Do, Usme Namak Hai
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Santa Ki Maa Ki Tabiyat Karab Ho gai Santa Unhe Doctor Ke Pass le Gaya
Doctor: Ne Kaha Inke Kuch Test Karvane Honge
Santa: Meri Maa Toh Anpard Hai Test Kaise degi
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Kitne Haseen Ho Tum,
Khud Ko Duniya Ki Nazar Se Bachaaya Karo.
Aankhon Mein Kaajal Lagaana Hi Kaafi Nahin.
Gale Mein Nimbu Mirch Latkaaya Karo.
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Great for Hitting your G-spot.
How does it work?
You turn to face the wall, stand around two feet away and stick your bum out a little.
He then enters you. Possibly bending his knees to make it easier for access.
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Tumne jis ladki ko patana chahte ho uske pass jakar bethna hai,
Fir ukso ishara karna hai jaise ki uske gaal par kuch laga hai,
Fir jab wo uss gal par hath lagaye toh app bolna ki apke dusre gaal par hai,
Kuchh orh use apne hatho se hata dena. is tarha wo apki taraff attact ho jayegi .
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What is the most important thing I can accomplish in the first 60 days?
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Unhey to fursat nahi milne ki humse,
Aur hamara waqt gujarta hai unki farirayad karke,
Agar aye wo meri maut pe,
To keh dena abhi soye hain tumhe yaad karke.
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Police ne ladke ke underwear me haath daala aur do baal khich liye.
Ladka ansu nikalte hue: Aisa kyun kiya?
Police: Taake tum yeh na keh sako ki,
Maine signal toda aur havaldar mera jhaata bhi nahi ukhad saka.
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Chupa Loon Is Tarah Tujhe Apni Baahon Mein,
Ki Hawa Bhi Guzarne Ki Izazat Maange,
Ho Jaun Itna Madhosh Tere Ishq Mein,
Ki Hosh Bhi Aane Ki Izazat Manage.
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Ek party mein ladka ladki se puchta hai tum kitne bhai behan ho?
Ladki: Six.
Ladka: Kya maa baap ko koi aur kaam nahi tha kya.
Ladki: What about you?
Ladka: Only one.
Ladki: Kya baap ki lund mein dum nahi tha kya.
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The biggest sources of motivation are your own thoughts,
So think big and motivate yourself to win.
Good morning.
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Find/Delete large files wasting space: A handy tool called WinDirStat (Windows Directory Statistics)
Can be used to easily find which files and folders are taking up the most space on your drive.
From there, you can delete them and open up a ton of storage space.
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Chehre pe mere zulfo ko phailao kisi din,
Kyu roz sirf garajate ho, baras jao kisi din,
Khushbu ki tarah guzro mere dil ki gali se,
Phulon ki tarah mujhpe bikhar jao kisi din.
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Kissing Tips ki baat karte hai tab yeh baat samne aati hai ki,
Aap kiss ke douran chinta na kare, ki aap kiss kese kar rahe hai.
Kyoki kiss karne ka koi sahi tarika nahi hota hai.
Kiss vese kare jo aapko aur aapke partner ko pasand ho.
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Ek student roz roz Maths ke teacher ko phone lagata.
Teachers wife: Kitni baar bataya ke woh mar chuke hai.
Fir baar baar phone kyu karte ho?
Student: Sun ke accha lagta hai.
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Pota: Dada ji yeh C00ND0M kya hota hai?
Dada: Chal bhaag nalayak kahin ka mujhe nahi pata.
Pota: Main janata tha.
Aapko pata hota to aaj jayadaad ke 14 tukde nahi hote.
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Aapki hasi bahut pyaari lagti hai,
Aapki har khushi hamein hamari lagti hai,
Kabhi door na karna khud se humein,
Aapki dosti humein jaan se bhi pyaari lagti hai.
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Ek Bar Rajinikant Ne Ek Adami Ko Go To Hell Kaha
Aaj vo Aadami YAMRAJ Ke Naam Se Jana Jata He
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Please do not assume we are going to the nicest restaurant in the city because I wo not take you there.
I will take you to a dive bar with amazing burgers to see how you react.
If you are flowing with it and cool, we have got a winner.
If you seem offended by it, that is as far as we go.
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Tujse hi har subha ho meri,
Tujse hi har sham,
Kuch aisa rishta ban gaya tujhse,
Ki Har saaso mein sirf tera hi naam.
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Jeene Ki Khwaish Me Har Roz Marte Hai,
Wo Aaye Na Aaye Hum Intezaar Karte Hai,
Jutha Hi Sahi Mere Yaar Ka Vaada Hai,
Hum Sach Maankar Aitbar Karte Hai.
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Girl Friend ke saath,
Kamre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac tacatac.
De tacatac tacatac.
Stupid I am playing table tennis.
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Suhagraat Ke Baad:
Pati: Tujhe Raat Ko Zyada Dard Ya Takleef To Nahi Hui na?
Patni: Nahi Bahut Maza Aaya.
Dard to Tab Hota Tha Jab Mai School Mein Thi.
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Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga,
Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa,
Ek Tum hi Raho Ge Iss Dil Me,
Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua Dunga.
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Teacher: Jawani aur Budhape me farak batao?
Student: Jawani me mobile me HASEENO k numbers hote hai,
Aur Budhape me HAKEEMO ke.
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Girl During sex: Nahi ye galat hai.
Boy: But I Luv U.
G: Fir b galat hai
B: Hum shaadi kar lenge
G: Abe chutiye jahan daal raha hai wo jagah galat hai.
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What is kiss?
It’s an application submitted in top floor to get permission 4 working in ground floor.
Those who understood forwrd it, othrs go & watch cartoon.
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Duriyon Ki Na parwah Kijiye,
Dil Jab Bhi Pukare Hume Bula Lijiye,
Hum Zyada Dur Nahi Aapse,
Bas Apni Aankho Ko Palko Se Mila Lijiye.
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Life me kisi ko apne se chota na samjho.
Example:
Ek choti C chiti apke pero ko kat sakti hai par
App uske pero ko nai kat sakte.
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Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.
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Aapko kabhi humsey khone nahi dengey,
Aapko kabhi khud sey alag hone nahi dengey,
Kabhi hume sms b kar diya karo warna,
Aankh mei mirchi daal dengey aur dhone b nahi dengey
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Santa: Hipnotis kya hota hai?
Banta: Kisiko apne control mai kar ke apne marji ka kaam karwana.
Santa: Chal jhute use to shaadi kehte hai.
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आज पप्पू ने Science को हिला डाला
Teacher-छिपकली कौन हे?
पप्पू: छिपकली एक गरीब मगरमछ हे जिसे बचपन में Born-Vita नही मिला और वो कुपोसण का शिकार हुई।
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Kuch log kahte hain dosti pyar hai,
Kuch log kahte hain dosti zindgi hai,
Hum kahte hai dosti sirf dosti hai,
jiske bina na pyar hai na zindgi hai.
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Doctor: Kya takleef hai.. ??
Pappu: Seenay me Bohot dard ho raha hai..
Doctor: Cigrette Peety ho..??
Pappu: Han Par “Gold Flake” hi Mangwana..
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Rajnikant Ka 1 Rupya Balkani Se Gir Gaya,
Rajanikant Niche Pahuncha To Rupya Nahi Mila?
Kyu?
Kyu ki Rajanikant Rupaye se Pahele Niche Pahunch Gaya Tha.
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KAASH Asi G.F. Miley Jo Kahey,
Udaas Kyon Rehte Ho Tanha SHAAM Ki Tarha.
Udaas Kyon Rehte Ho Tanha SHAAM Ki Tarah.
Aao Mere BOOBS Choos Lo Dashehri AAM Ki Tarha.
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Hamesha ladke ko ladki se akh milakar baat karni chahia. Isse unhe apki confidence ka pata chalta hai orh ek baar orh jo baat akho se ho sakti hai wo baat kisi se nhi ho sakti. Akhe bin kahe kafi kuch bol sakti hai jo jawan bhi nhi bol sakti.
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Ek Aadmi: Kyun maar rahe ho Apne bete Ko?
Baap: Maine isko hospital se whatsapp kiya ki Tum Baap Ban Geye Ho
Saale ne usko bhi doston ko forward kar diya.
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Pyar krne ki wajah nahi hoti,
Mohabbat koi saza nahi hoti,
Pyar me hoti hai imaandari,
Pyar me duniyadari nhi hoti,
Pyaar jaan se pyara hota hai,
Pyar se jaan pyari nahi hoti.
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Iss Duniya Mein Flirts Ki Kami Nahi,
Ab Suraj Ko Hi Dekho,
Aata Hai Usha Ke Sath,
Jata Hai Sandhya Ke Sath,
Sota Hai Nisha Ke Sath,
Aur Uthta Hai Kiran Ke Sath.
Aur Log Kahte Hai Ki Main Hi Flirty Hun.
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Kisi kee yaad dil mein aaj bhi hain,
Bhool gaye wo magar pyaar aaj bhi hain,
Hm khush rehne ka dawa to krte h magar,
Unki yaad mein behte aansu aaj bhi hain.
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Toot gayi mere dil ki deewar brick by brick,
Toot gayi mere dil ki deewar brick by brick.
SO WHAT,
Chutki mein chipkaye FEVIKWIK.
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हसीनों से मिलें नज़रें अट्रैक्शन हो भी सकता है,
चढ़े फीवर मोहब्बत का तो एक्शन हो भी सकता है,
हसीनों को मुसीबत तुम समझ कर दूर ही रहना,
ये अंग्रेजी दवाएं हैं रिएक्शन हो भी सकता है.
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Twinkle Twinkle little star,
Teri girl friend gaye bazar,
Us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
Ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar.
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He threw three free throws.
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