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रिपोर्टर – सर, आज आप कौन सा योग कर रहे है….  राहुल गांधी – देखो भाईया, हम सिर्फ राजयोग करते हैं ...........

Jun,23 2015
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Big Finger

(Q) Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
(A) Because they have big fingers

Jun,19 2015
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SMS Kiya Karo

Kanjoos ki zindagi kya zina kabhi meri tarha jiya karo.Roj mere
SMS padh kar sharam nahi aati kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.

Jun,12 2015
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SARDAR 2 PANDIT

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?
PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H
SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nhi ata.

 

Jun,12 2015
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Jis Ke Liye


Jis ke liye sab kuch luta diya humne
wo kehte hai unko bhula diya humne
gaye the hum unke aansu pochne
ilzam de diya ki unko rula diya humne.

Jun,12 2015
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Heart


You have a heart
I have mine too if they re apart
mine feels really blue if they re really blue
I don t know what to do.
It s just beats faster and faster Shouting I LOVE YOU

Jun,12 2015
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Right Candidate

Why should we hire you? Or how can u say that you are the right candidate?

Jun,12 2015
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Roshan Ho Deepak


Roshan ho deepak sara jag jagmagaye,
liye sath Sita maiyya ko Ram jee hain aaye,
har shahar yu lage mano Ayodhya ho aao,
har dwar har gali har mod pe hum deep jalaye.
Happy Diwali

 

Jun,11 2015
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yourself

Take big deep breaths to give yourself an immediate energy boost.

Jun,11 2015
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Relaxed Person

A relaxed person has more energy levels & stamina than a stressed & tense one

Jun,11 2015
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Khaane mein kya

Kapil wife : Ghar mein namak khatam ho gaya hai
Khaane mein kya banau ?
Kapil : Thoda toothpaste daal do, usme namak hai

 

Jun,8 2015
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Sacrifices To Reach

Whenever you see a successful person you only see the public glories, never the private sacrifices to reach them. 

Jun,6 2015
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Muh Bana Leti Hun

Boy – Khana bana leti ho
Girl – Nahi
Boy – Aur kuch bana leti ho?
Girl – Haan selfie lete time muh bana leti hu.

Jun,5 2015
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Ur Family

"" /""/
// /
__/_/ISH YOU
& Ur Family
._VERY-VERY_.

[""]__[""]
HAPPY
NEW YEAR

Jun,3 2015
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Smile on your face

I know being sick is awful.
So here I am to cheer you up and
put some smile on your face.
Please take care and get well soon.

Jun,3 2015
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jaan kabi

kass tu chand me tara hota
aasmaan me hamara asiyana hota
door se dekha karte log tumhe
pass se dekhne ka huk sirf hamara hora

Jun,2 2015
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True love

If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it
as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a
warm hug and they both melted in each others arms…

Jun,2 2015
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Tujhe Pasand Kar Jate Hai

Maa: Tu Apne Baal Kyu Nahi Katwata.
Pappu: Yo Mom Its Fashion
Maa: Woh To Thik He Par Log Teri Behen K Liye
rishte leke Aate Hai aur Tujhe Pasand Kar Jate hai.

Jun,2 2015
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Home work Q nahi kiya

Teacher to Sardar : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya.?
.
Deadly answer given by

Santa: Sir kyuki hum to ''Hostel'' me rahte hain..!

May,28 2015
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Reason That It Will

Forget all the reasons it won’t work and believe the one reason that it will.

May,27 2015
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Best Friends

When I was in 7th grade I met my bestfriend, she the one that was there for when no one else was. One day she was going through some tough times at first I didn't know what to do than I went to her house and told her everything was going to be okay , no one will ever take my bestfriend spot she means everything to me ! know were more than friends were sisters, were always there for each others no matter what's the problem.

May,27 2015
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HERAT ATTACK

Teacher To Johny
If your father earned $100,000
And Gave Half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

Little johny: A heart attack.

May,27 2015
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Mukka Khaegi

A nursery boy proposes a girl:
I Love U.

Girl Replies:
Ek thapad marungi khichke.

boy Replies
Mukka to jese tu khaygi nahi phir?
badhi aayi thapad marungi.

May,21 2015
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How To Love

Everybody knows how to love, but only few know how to love forever.

May,18 2015
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Sharam-o-Haya Day

Today Is Sharam-o-Haya Day..

Send This MSg 2 ALL ur
Beesharam Frensz..

So That They Get
Sharam As Soon As
Possible ..

I Done My Job

May,16 2015
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Muskrane Do

Muskura do zara khuda ke waaste,
Shama-e-mahefil mein roshni kam hai,
Tum hamare nahi toh kya gum hai,
Hum tumhare to hain ye kya kam hai.

May,15 2015
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Just wanted

Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue

May,13 2015
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Chor pakadne

Chor pakadne ki machine bani…
USA mein 1 din mein 9 chor pakde gaye
China mein 30
UK mein 50
Pakistan mein 80
Japan mein 90
aur
aur
Bharat mein 1 ghante mein
Machine hi chori ho gayi!
Bolo bharat mata ki jai!

May,13 2015
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Tareekh par

Date aur tareekh mein fark:
Dilli, Mumbai, Goa, Bangalore aur Kolkata ke ladke date par jaate hain..
Aur
Banaras, Jaunpur, Aajamgarh, Gazhipur, Mau, Jhansi aur Gorakhpur ke ladke Tareekh par

May,13 2015
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Kamre Mein

Baithe baithe kamre main kar rahi thi press
Teri yaad aayi to jal gayi dress

May,13 2015
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Aankho Se Aankhen Milakar Hi Baat Kare

Hamesha Ladki Ke Aankho Se Aankhen Milakar Hi Baat Kare, Isse Ladkiyan Impress Hoti Hai.

May,11 2015
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Kamre Ka Jugaad

Normal aashiq : Piya basanti re kaahe sataye
aaja.
delhi aashiq : Piya Basanti re kamre ka
jugaad hogaya
aaja.

May,11 2015
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Thode Paise Dedo.

Me- Mom thode paise dedo.
Mom- Bata kitte chahiye 1 paisa, 2 paisa, Bhikhari sale. :v
My mom trolls me better than anyone

May,11 2015
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EACH KISS MEANS

WHAT EACH KISS MEANS
– Kiss on the Forehead: We’re cute together.
– Kiss on the Cheek: We’re friends.
– Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
– Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
– Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
– Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU

May,5 2015
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HAPPY GARMI
GARMI SONG Suno gaur se PEPSI walo, Buri nazar na COKE pe dalo, Chahe jitna DEW pila do, Sabse aage hoga NIMBUPANI, Humne piya hai… tum bhi piyoji.. *HAPPY GARMI*
May,5 2015
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Dupta Ganda na kro
REAL LOVE: Garmi mein boy ne jab Pasina GF ke duptte se pocha to wo boli: Dupta Ganda na kro, Aur Jab usne Maa ke Aanchal se poncha to Maa boli: Ye Ganda hai, Saaf deti hu.
May,5 2015
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Only Agrbatti
Ambedker used lamp to study, klam used cndle to study, bush studied in streetlight, but Do u know abput ‘Me’ only Agrbatti No claps for me plz I hate publicity!
May,5 2015
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MANHOOS NAARI
Girl: Kon ho tum? Boy: hasrat tumhari Girl: chahtey kya ho Boy: mohhabat tumhari Girl: pachtaoge tum Boy: kismat humari Girl: married hu main Boy: to pahle hi bhonk deti MANHOOS NAARI
May,5 2015
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Self Insult
What is self insult .. An angry boss: Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai .. Pappu (sar jhuka ke): Nahi sar! Boss: Neeche kya dekh rhe ho idiot.. Meri taraf Dekho..
May,5 2015
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I love you

You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and thats the reason why I love you!

May,4 2015
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pyaar karte hain

Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain,
Haalat meri mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki
hum aapse pyaar karte hain.

May,4 2015
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U dont matter

It’s all abt mind n matter.. I don’t mind , u dont matter

May,4 2015
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Maine usko

Pyar maine b kiya aur usne b kiya fark sirf itna tha dosto , ki maine usko pane k liye kiya , par usne apna waqt bitane k liye kiya.

May,4 2015
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Samundar Mein Dubo

Sukun Apne Dil Ka Maine Kho Diya,
Khud Ko Tanhai Ke Samundar Mein Dubo Diya.
Jo Tha Mere Kabhi Muskurane Ki Wajah,
Aaj Uski Kami Ne Meri Palko Ko Bhigo Diya…

May,1 2015
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So Many

If You Don’t Have A Good Day, Don’t Worry . . . . . There’re So Many Brands Like Hide And Seek, Parle G, Crackjack,Mom’s magic etc. etc. ..Try Them

May,1 2015
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Reason hai

Girl:- Tu itna achha he fir kya
reason hai ki teri koi GF nahi hai?
Boy :- Tu ban ja
Girl:- nahi tu mera best friend hai..
Boy :- Bas yehi reason hai.

Apr,30 2015
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Match finished

After match finished,
what Dhoni has said to Michael Clarke?

Dhoni- He He Hame do bar batting mili
Aur tumhe sirf ek bar wo bhi aadhi..!

Apr,30 2015
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Ladke Ka Farz

Ladke ne Ladki ko Aankh maari

Ladki: Mai esi wesi ladki nahi hu ..

Ladka: Wo to theek hai par check karna hamara Farz banta hai!!

Apr,30 2015
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Without feelings

i miss u.
i m without u like sky without stars;
like flower without fragrance;
like a heart without feelings

Apr,27 2015
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Delete Message

Delete Message?
No,
no Wait!
B’coz………
I wanna say something that’s only 4 you

I Miss you

 

Apr,27 2015
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