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बिलकुल रोना नहीं

मेरी मोहब्बत को अपने दिल में ढूंढ लेना,
और हाँ, आटे को अच्छी तरह गूंध लेना.
मिल जाये अगर प्यार तो खोना नहीं,
प्याज़ काटते वक्त बिलकुल रोना नहीं

May,5 2016

बेमक़सद रास्ता निकला

मोहब्बत का ख़ुमार उतरा तो, ये एहसास हुआ
जिसे मन्ज़िल समझते थे, वो तो बेमक़सद रास्ता निकला

May,4 2016

मेरा खडा मिलेगा

मोहब्बत में जबरदस्ती अच्छी नहीं होती..
तुम्हारा जब भी दिल चाहे आ जाना..मेरा खडा मिलेगा.

May,3 2016

कौनसा सुनाई देता है

टीचर: जिसको सुनाई नहीँ देता उसको क्या कहेँगे
शिष्य: कुछ भी कह दो साले को कौनसा सुनाई देता है

May,2 2016

56 बैटरी बदल चुका हूं

संता और बंता
संता बंता से : अरे यार ये मोबाइल तो मुझे कंगाल कर देगा!
बंता संता से: क्यों? क्या हुआ
संता- बार-बार दिखाता है- बैटरी लो, और मैं अब तक 56 बैटरी बदल चुका हूं

Apr,22 2016

तलाश ना कर

छू ले आसमान ज़मीन की तलाश ना कर,
जी ले ज़िंदगी खुशी की तलाश ना कर,
तकदीर बदल जाएगी खुद ही मेरे दोस्त,
मुस्कुराना सीख ले वजह की तलाश ना कर.

Mar,25 2016

चाची मैंने दिखा दी थी

एक बार एक कुंवारा लड़का मर गया।
माँ रो-रो के,हे भगवान् इसने तो अभी जवानी भी नहीं देखी थी
पड़ोस की भाभी रोते हुए बोली, ना रो चाची मैंने दिखा दी थी

Mar,25 2016

Darr Lagta Hai

Ab Kahan Maut Ka Saaman Se Darr Lagta Hai.
Unki Madh Bhari Muskan Se Darr Lagta Hai
Jab Se Dekha Hai Dhaltey Huey Suraj Ko Maine
Apne Miltey Huey Sammaan Se Darr Lagta Hai

Mar,19 2016

Funny

Mar,18 2016

290

Gale Funny

Mar,17 2016

793

Zindgi De Jata Hai.

Tuta Hua Phul Khushbu De Jata H,
Bita Hua Pal Yaade De Jata H,
Har Shakhs Ka Apna Andaz Hota H,
Koi Zindgi Mein Pyaar....
To Koi Payar MAin Zindgi De Jata Hai.

Mar,11 2016

Chat Raha Hota

Ladka : Kash Main Teri Bra Hota,
To Sara Din Tere Boobs Se Chipka Rahta
Ladki : Main Kisi Aur Se Dabva Rahi Hoti,
Aur Tu Zameen Par Dhool Chat Raha Hota

Mar,10 2016

315

Siwa Tere

Muje Kisi Se Muhabbat Nahi Siwa Tere
Muje Kisi Ki Jarurat Nahi Siwa Tere
Meri Najar Ko Thi Talash Jiski Barso Se
Kisi Ke Paas Wo Surat Nahi Siwa Tere

Mar,9 2016

नहाते हुए देखना

पप्पू कोर्ट में जज से : आज तक मेरी इतनी इन्सल्ट नही हुई,
मेरी नई पड़ोसन ने मुझे नहाते हुए देख लिया है!
जज : तो तुम क्या चाहते हो?
संता : उससे बदला में भी नहाते हुए देखना चाहता हूँ

Mar,8 2016

Jao Shor Na Kro

Husband: Jaan Dey Do Bohat Mood Ho Raha Hai,
Wife:Nahi Aaj Nahi,
Husband:Aajao Na Please,
Wife:Kaha Na Nahi,
Child: Papa Mxth Maar K So Jao Shor Na Kro

Mar,3 2016

Teri Jarurat Hai

Mera Har Pal Aaj Khoobsurat Hain,
Dil Mein Jo Sirf Teri Hi Soorat Hain,
Kuch Bhi Kahe Ye Duniya Gum Nahi
Duniya Se Jyada Hume Teri Jarurat Hai

Mar,1 2016

Usi Pe Line Maro

Na Ishq, Na Pyaar, Na Mohabbat Yaaro,
Devdas Ki Mafik Jaan Mat Do Yaaro,
Apna To Ek Usul Hai Yaro.Na Chandramukhi,
Na Paaro Jo Dikhe Usi Pe Line Maro

Feb,25 2016

Date Ko Hoti Hai

Girl To Boy : Shaadi Ke Liye Konsi Date Rakhien?
Boy: 22 December
Girl: Koi Khaas Wajah?
Boy : Haan, Saal Ki Sabse Lambi Raat Isi Date Ko Hoti Hai.

Feb,12 2016

Smoking In India

Recently China Airports Were Closed Due To Heavy Fog
Later It Was Discovered That
Rajanikanth Was Smoking In India

Feb,11 2016

खुद डालता है

दो सहेलियां आपस में बातें कर रही थी।
पहली: गोल कीपर से कभी शादी न करना।
दूसरी: क्यों,
पहली: न तो वो खुद डालता है और न ही दूसरे को डालने देता है।

Feb,8 2016

Tujhse Baat Kare

Sochte Hai Tere Pass Aakar, Kaise
Roshan Apni Jaat Kare,
Chand Sa Chehra, Jheel Si
Aankhein, Samjh Nahi Aata
Tujhe Dekhe Ya Tujhse Baat Kare.

Feb,2 2016

Shadi Kar Lena

Santa: Is Operation Se Mujhe Kuchh Ho Gaya To Isi Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena.
Jeeto: Aise Kyo Kah Rahe Ho
Santa: Doctor Se Badla Lene Ka Yehi 1 Rasta Hai

Jan,22 2016

Will Go To Jail

Teacher: I Killed A Person,
Tell Me This Sentence In Future Tense.
Student: In Future Tense, You Will Go To Jail.

Jan,20 2016

Lag Gaya Hai

Lady: Doctor Mere Lips Pe Infection Hogaya Hai.
Doctor: KISS Kitni Bar Karti Ho?
Lady: Saal Main 1 Baar,
Doctor: Infection Nahi ZANG Lag Gaya Hai.

Jan,18 2016

592

It's Confusing

1Percent Of People Do This. Try Not To Talk Too Much With Your Hands. It's Confusing.

Jan,9 2016

459

Pyar Lya Hota Hai

Tarap K Dekh Kisi Ki Chahat Main.
To Pata Chale K Intazar Kya Hota Ha
Youn He Mil Jae Agar Koi Bina Tarpe.
To Kase Pata Chale Ke Pyar Lya Hota Hai

Jan,9 2016

545

Before And After

Jan,4 2016

457

Pajama Pehn Lo

Jan,4 2016

572

Born After That

Teacher: Oxygen Is Must For Breathing.
It Was Discovered In 1773.
Sonu: Thank God I Was Born After That.
Pehla Paida Hota To Mar Hi Jata.

Jan,4 2016

Chanakaya Niti

Dec,24 2015

811

Ghar Main Udo

Dec,19 2015

603

Sher Ka Puttar

Santa: Mujhse Pangaa Mat Le, Main Sher Ka Puttar Hun..
Banta: Achchha Yaar, Ye To Bata Ki Sher Ghar Aaya Tha Ya Aunti Jungle Gayi Thi.

Dec,15 2015

Rob Padega

Sumona: Gaadi ki chaabi do na. Kitty party me jana hai.
Kapil: Gaadi?
Sumona: 10 lakh ki gaadi me jaungi to jyada rob padega.
Kapil: Ye le 10 Rs. 48 lakh ki bus me ja. jyada rob padega.

Dec,4 2015

594

Discovered

Teacher: Oxygen is must for Breathing.
It was discovered in 1773.
Santa: Thank God I was born after that.
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata.

Nov,26 2015

Type Of People

There are two type of people winner and Losser,
Winner always Working Hard,
Losser Always try to shortcut for win.

Nov,24 2015

634

Jhadte Rahe

WIFE: Suno Ji Agar Tumhaare Baal Isi Raftaar Se Jhadte Rahe
Toh Main Tumhein Talaaq De Doongi!
Pati: He Uper Wale, Aur Main Paagal Inko
Bachaane Ki Koshish Kar Rahaa Thaa

Nov,20 2015

863

Nadiyo Ke Naam

Teacher: Ganga, yamuna, Kaveri, Krishna, Bharat ki
Nadiyo ke naam hai to Pakistan ki nadiyo ke naam batao?
Pappu: Rukhsana, Farzana, Rizwana, Sultana, Shabana.

Nov,20 2015

Celebrate Success

It is fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure.

Nov,18 2015

521

Jaaneman Se Baatein

Santa dialled a phone number.
A computerizd female voice said: Apke paas paryapt balance nahi hai,
Kirpaya appna mobile rechage kare.
Santa: Bas janeman tumse baat ho jati hai, itna hi kaafi hai.

Nov,11 2015

444

Boyfriend Ki Salary

Ladki: Hello baby, tumhari yaad aa rahi thi.
Ladka: Abhi salary nahi aayi hai meri.
Ladki: Acha chalo papa aa gaye, bye.

Nov,11 2015

Funny Riksha Wala

Girl to riksha wala: Q bhai jaye ga?
Riksha Wala: Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to oil laga kar khada kia hai.
Girl: To phir Ghuma kar peechay le lo.

Nov,10 2015

Dosti Ke Do Pal

Kis hadd tak jana hai ye kaun jaanta hai,
Kis manzil ko pana hai ye kaun janta hai,
Dosti ke do pal ji bhar ke ji lo,
Kis roz bichad jana hai ye kaun janta hai.

Nov,10 2015

856

Processes

What kinds of processes are in place to help me work collaboratively?

Nov,9 2015

788

Office

Girl: Aaj office jate hi boss muj pe chad gaya.
Friend: Q?
Girl: Main late gayi thi.

Oct,30 2015

Ye Wo Nhi

Santa Kadi Chaawal Kha Raha Tha.
Khate Khate Ek MAKKHI khaane pe Baithne Lagi.
SANTA Use Udate Hue Bola: Chal Pagli, Ye Wo Nahi Hai Jo Tu Samajh Rahi Hai.

Oct,29 2015

MAKKHI Ka Khana

Santa Kadi Chaawal Kha Raha Tha.
Khate Khate Ek MAKKHI khaane pe Baithne Lagi.
SANTA Use Udate Hue Bola: Chal Pagli, Ye Wo Nahi Hai Jo Tu Samajh Rahi Hai.

Oct,29 2015

602

I I N SMS

Girl: Tum Kya Karte ho?
Boy: Bahut Bade College Mein Logo Ka Admission Karwata Hun.
Girl: Kaun Se College?
Boy: IIN,Recharge Ki Dukan Hai Apni.

Oct,28 2015

670

First Potato

Q Where was the first potato found?
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Ans: In the ground.

Oct,27 2015

744

Janhit Mein Jaari!

Earthquake Aane Pe Ghabrayein Mat... Yeh Karein
1. Turant Apna Facebook Status Update Karein
2. Bhaag Ke Jaan Bachayein
3. Bahar Aake Bheed Ke Saath Ek Selfie Lein
4. Bhale Hi Apni Fati Padi Ho But Khud Ko Cool Show Karein, Ghabrayein Mat, Doosro Par Hanse Ki Saale Kaisa Bhaaga Tu
Janhit Mein Jaari!

Oct,27 2015

799

Cream ke advt mein face dikhaya.
Soap ke advt mein Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo ke advt mein Baal Dikhaye.
Par whisper ke advt main kuchh nahi dikhaya.
Jaago grahak jaago!

Oct,27 2015

674

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