Classroom is like a train.
1st 2 benches are 4 VIP executives,
Middle 2 benches are general compartments &,
LOast 2 benches are sleeper coaches.
Ladkiyan kisi ladkeka social status aur uski successkobhi dhyan me rakhti he
Kisi kangal ladkeko koi ladki nahi chahegi to thora paisa hona bhi jaruri he
Padai me Bright ladkon ko ladkiyan pasand karti he kyunki unke pas future me pese kamaneki guarantee hoti he
Par phirbhi paisa hi sab kuch nahi hota ladkiyan ladkon me aur bhi bahut kuch dekhti he.
Hasna Or Hasana Fitrat Hai Meri
Sab Yaha Khush Rahe Ye Chah Hai Meri
Koi Mujhe Yaad Kare Na Kare Kya Gum
Har Apne Ko Yaad Karna Aadat Hai Meri
Jawaab To Mil Jate hai,
Kabhi Difficult Sawaal To Bhejo
Forward To Bahut Karte Ho,
Kabhi Khud Ka Khayal To Bhejo
Eik Sahi' Hai Jo Bant Lety Hai Her Dukh Mere,
Her Kisi Ko Apna Gham Batany Ki Zaroorat Nhe Mujhy,
Teacher: Oxygen is must for Breathing.
It was discovered in 1773.
Santa: Thank God I was born after that.
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata.
Galileo Used Lamp To Study
Graham Bell Used Candle To Study
Shakshpeare Studied In Street Lights But
Do u know About Rajnikant Only Agarbatti
Y did Rajinikanth buy An Acre of Land wid Four Wells in each Corner.
To Play CARROM.
Rajnikant: Aaj Mere Kutte Ne Anda Diya.
Big B:Kutta kab Se Anda Dene Laga?
Rajnikant: Ye Rajni ka Style Hai.
Maine Apni Murgi ka Naam kutta Rakha Hai
Ishq ke school me naya mahoul taiyar ho gaya,
Pappu ki GF se puri class ko pyar ho gaya,
Bas tabhi se pappu udas ho gaya,
Puri class fail or Pappu pas ho gaya.
Question Of The Year
Students raat ko Q padhte he?
Answar: Qki din me to dhoop padhti hai
Intelligent Ladko Se Ladkiyan Impress Hoti Hai Issliye Aap Apni Study Improve Karke Ladkiyon Ko Impress Kar Sakte Hai.
Aap Jis Ladki Ko Patana Chahte Hai Use Agar Koi Pareshaan Kar Raha Ho To Aap Us Ladki Ki Madad Kare, Isse Wo Ladki Aapse Turant Pat Jayegi.
The world's largest producer of milk
The first country to consume sugar
Diamonds were first mined in India
Snakes and Ladders originated in India
Tum Larkiyan Itani Sundar Kyon Hoti Ho
Girl:Kyon Ki Bhagwan Ne Hamin Apne Haat se Banaya Hai
Kapil:Toh Kaya Hamin Net Se Download Kiya Gaya Hai Kaya
Yehi tu haseen yaadon ka khubsorat nata hai,
Jo bin kisi shart k nibhaya jata hai,
Rahein dooryan darmyan tu kia huwa,
Yaad zuban se nahi Dil se kia jata ha.
Babblu joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Babblu : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
MERE HOTHON KI MUSKAN PE GAUR NA KIJIYE,
DIL KE DARD KO DEKHA KIJIYE,
CHAHATA HAI YE DIL TUMHE HI KITNA,
ZARA HUM PE BHI NAZRE KARAM KIJIYE.
Gabbar: Kitne Aadmi the ?
Kalia: Sarkar 1.
Gabbar: Aur tum ?
Kalia: 100.
Gabbar: fir b wapas aa gaye woh b khali hath,
Kaun tha woh?
Kalia: RAJNIKANT.
Gabbar: Oops sorry bhai.
Mere Kamre Me Udte Hai BADAL.
WAH WAH.
Mere Kamre Me Udte Hai BADAL.
WAH WAH.
Main Kuch Bhi Likhu Padhte Hai PAGAL.
Ab Bolo WAH-WAH.
Government Kahti Hai,
Ladki Ko Padhane Se Ghar Ke 4 Log Shikshit Hote Hai,
Koi Ye To Puchhe,
Uske College Jane Se Jo 40 Ladke Fail Ho Jate Hai Unka Kya?
Unke friends se friendship badayein: Unke khaas khaas friends se aap apni friendship bada lein
Aur jaanne ki koshish karein ki aisa kua hai jisse aap unke aur bhi kareeb jaa sakti hain.
Always try to appreciate her looks and her dressing sense even wen she isnt lookin gud.
A boy with a sweet girl entered a jewellery shop &
Choose a ring worth 8 lacs for her.
Gave a cheque & said she will collect ring on Monday after the cheque is cleared.
On Monday.
Jeweller called boy: There’s no money in your account.
Boy: I know,But you can’t imagine what a weekend I enjoyed.
Gali mein ghum rahe Kutte aur..
Facebook mein mili Ladhki ka koi bharosha nahi..
Ladhki kab chrodh de aur
Kutta kab kat de 😀
Kapil: Na jeene ki arzoo, na marne ka khauf,
Na jeene ki arzoo, na marne ka khauf,
The number you are dialing is currently switched off.
Ek Ladke ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha
Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli:Kya bola?
Ladka: Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?
Rajnikant & A Girl were playing Cards (Teen Patti),
Rajnikant had 3 Ekkas (AAA) but cud not win, Why?
Bcoz the Girl had 3 Rajnikants..
There is no excuse for ever arriving late for an interview -- other than some sort of disaster. Strive to arrive about 15 minutes before your scheduled interview to complete additional paperwork and allow yourself time to get settled. Arriving a bit early is also a chance to observe the dynamics of the workplace.
मोहब्बत का मेरे सफर आख़िरी है,
ये कागज, कलम ये गजल आख़िरी है मैं फिर ना मिलूंगी कहीं ढूंढ लेना तेरे दर्द का ये असर आख़िरी है…
Heart: I Love YOU
Eye: why?
Heart: bcoz my beats depends on the
Beauty you Watch
Eyes: I Love you tOo
Heart: Why?
Eyes: bcoz when I watch beauty you give the feelings for it.
Salesgirl : Sir no smoking in the shop.
Man : But i purchasued cigarette from your shop.
Salesgirl : Sir we sell Condoms too, but it doesn’t mean u start F##$$g us
Pyar Iqraar Hai, Taqraar Nahi..
Pyar Haqeekat Hai, Khyaal Nahi…
Har Koi Pyar Ko Samajh Nahi Sakta..
Kyonki Pyar Ehsaas Hai, Andaaz Nahi
Because we all share this planet earth,
we have to learn to live in harmony and peace with each other and with nature.
This is not just a dream, but a necessity.”!
William Shakespeare said : “Affection is not measured when both take care of each other;
it is measured when one ignores and the other still continues to care”
William Shakespeare said : “Affection is not measured when both take care of each other;
it is measured when one ignores and the other still continues to care”
Har Dhadkan mein ek Raaz hota hain,
Har baat ko batane ka ek Andaz hota h
Jab tak Thokar na lage Bewafai ki,
Har kisi ko apne Pyar par Naaz hota h
Know what you want out of life and do everything you can to achieve it.
Don’t put pressure on yourself to be witty, smart or alluring. Don’t get caught up in the version of yourself you wish you were. He wants to date the real you.