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Jun,30 2015
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Ye Mohabbat

Kitne Tohfe Deti Hai.
Ye Mohabbat
Bewafai Alag
Judai Alag
Tanhai Alag
Or
Mummy Se Pitai Alag.
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Mummy Aram Se Maro
Aashiq Hon Rajnikant Nai...!

Jun,25 2015
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Meri Tamanna

Tamana hai mere k apki arzo ban jao
apki ankh ka tara na sahi appki annkh ka ansu ban jao
main app ki zindagi ki kushi bano ya na bansakno
apke gham mai appka sahara ban jao..

Jun,25 2015
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Hansmukh aur khush rahe

ladkiyon ko vo ladke pasand aate he jo unhe hasa sakte he par iska ye matlab nahi ki aap khud ko hi joker bana le. Dusro ko aap tabhi khush rakh sakte he jab aap khud khush ho,to khush rahiye. Hasana seekhne ke liye aap “Comedy nights with Kapil” aur “comedy circus” jese program dekh sakte he par dhyan rahe khud ko joker na banne de

Jun,23 2015
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I & YOU

I Hate u Because I Love you, I Know You Love Me But your ego stopped You.

Jun,23 2015
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Only You

Your Morning text, Your Night text, Your caring, Your love, Your Anger and You Baby...I miss everything

Jun,23 2015
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Chaubey G

Chaube ji ko dast lag gaye…

Wo doctor ko dikhane gaye..

Doctor ne kaha Nimbu ka istemaal karo!

2 din baad…

Doctor: Ab dast kaise hain?

Chaube ji: Nimbu hatate hi phir shuru ho jaate hain!!




Jun,23 2015
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खूबसूरत अप्सराओं

125 साल के एक दादाजी मृत्यु के बाद स्वर्ग पहुंचे। स्वर्ग में खूबसूरत अप्सराओं का नृत्य देख कर दादाजी फूट-फूट कर रोते हुए बोले, साला बाबा रामदेव के चक्कर में नहीं पड़ता तो कब का यहांपहुंच गया होता।

Jun,22 2015
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Be Generous

Regularly give your time, energy, and money to others without expecting anything in return. The giving of your life to another is one of the most impressive things you can ever do.

May,29 2015
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Word Queue


The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

May,27 2015
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Gently Nudge Ur Eyes

The sun has gone to bed,
The stars rule the skies.
May the gentle breeze of the night whisper
sweet scripts to u and gently nudge Ur eyes 2 sleep.
Good Night and sweet dreams.

May,26 2015
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Dil Toot Jate Hai

Choti si baat pe log rooth jaate hain, Haath unse anjaane mein chut jate hain Kehte h bada najuk h apnepan ka Rishta Esme haste haste bhi dil toot jate hain

May,26 2015
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Born In Punjab

Teacher : where were u born ?
Aman : Punjab…
Teacher : which part in
Punjab ?
Aman : ki which part ?
paagal di bachchi ! puri
body born in Punjab …:D

May,25 2015
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Hurts the other

Love is like a rubber band with people on both ends. When one leaves it hurts the other.

May,18 2015
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Pasand Karte Ho

Ladkiyo ka real fact: pehle to ladke se kehti hai,
tum mujhe pasnd karte ho na..
Ladka: Nahi to..
Ladki: Me sab janti hu..
Ladka: Pata hai ek ladki mujhe acchi lagti hai..
Ladki: Wo main hi hu na such bolo..
Moral: Ladke kabhi purpose karte nai ladkiyan karwati hai..!!

May,16 2015
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Subah subah

Subah subah patni chai nashta puchhne aayi, to maine kaha bana do!
Phir ruk kar puchhne lagi, “Ji yeh atal bihari vajpayee ji ko Bharat Ratna mil raha hai, Aisa kaun sa kaam kiya tha unhone?”
Maine kaha: Shaadi nahin ki thi isliye!
Bas uske baad na chai aayi na nashta

May,13 2015
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Chal basaa

Ladkiya Interval mein apne college ke bahar “Dubey Chaat Waale” ke paas jakar boli:
Pehli ladki: Dubey meri chaat..
Dusri ladki: Dubey pehle meri chaat..!
Teesri ladki: Nahin dube, pehle meri chaat nahin to pera period shuru ho jayega!
Dubey saala Khushi ke maare chal basaa!

May,13 2015
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Ticket Mat Lena

BF text to his GF on watsApp..
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BF – Hi
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GF – Hello
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BF – Kahan pr ho?
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GF – Main apne papa ki BMW me club ja rhi hu,
abhi driver mujhe club chor dega,
uske baad mall mey shopping k liye jaungi,
tab tumhe call krti hu,
Tum kahan par ho?
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BF – 401 no ki bus me,
TUMHARI SEAT K PICHE,
TUM TICKET MAT LENA MaiNE LE LI HAI.

May,11 2015
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Kiss my lips

The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
the rose may kiss the butterfly,
the morning due may kiss the grass
but you my friend may kiss my lips!!

May,5 2015
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So sweet
Boy & Girl Chatting: Girl: What are you Doing? Boy: I’m Talking With My Angel Now!! Girl: Awww… Do u Know That you are So Sweet? Boy: Yes, ohhh But My Angel Has just Signed Off So I’m Talking With U Now!! Girl: Teri maa ki..!!
May,5 2015
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Without affair
Aaj kal 2 chezain sirf qismat waloonko milty hain 1: Jungle main ghomta huwa white hathi. 2: Without affairs wala Jeevan sathi.
May,5 2015
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Without affair
Aaj kal 2 chezain sirf qismat waloonko milty hain 1: Jungle main ghomta huwa white hathi. 2: Without affairs wala Jeevan sathi.
May,5 2015
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Wife :- Mujhe kahi mehngi jagah ghumne le chalo !

Kapil :- Chalo tyaar ho jayo petro pump chalte hai !

May,4 2015
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A minute

I can have another u is a minute.

May,4 2015
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She wants

Worried man to Psychologist
My GF treats me as if I Were a DOG!
Psych: She abuses U, Hits U, Starves U?
Man: No. No. Worse!
She wants me to be FAITHFUL

Apr,29 2015
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The Rainbow

If  I could pull down the rainbow
I would write UR name with it & put it back in the sky
to let every body know
how colorful my life is with a frnd like U

Apr,28 2015
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KHUSH nahi dekh sakti

Question: Why do Girls Close their Eyes while KISSING a GUY?
Guess...........Any
Guess........
Answer: Yeh Ladkiyan Ladko ko kabhi KHUSH nahi dekh sakti.

Apr,27 2015
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Wrong choices

 

Sometimes, the wrong choices take us to the right places.

Apr,27 2015
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Mauka

Height of batameezi:

Phone rings..

Tring… Tring…

Ladka: Hello chintu hai?

Girl: Nahi hai.

Boy: Mujhe mauka do, ho jayega.

Apr,27 2015
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Bhool Jaye

Ladki: Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho.

Ladka (sharmate huye): Kuch bhi ho main shaadi tumse he karunga,
Aunty se kehna mujhe bhool jaye.

Apr,24 2015
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Group Admin

Ladki waale: Ladka kya karta hai aap ka.
Maa: Bahut hi mehanti hai,
Subha-Sham laga rahta hai..
Candy Crush me 268 level par hai
aur whatsapp me 12 groups ka admin hai.

Apr,21 2015
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Saza E maut

बीमा कंपनी के एक एजेंट से एक साहब ने पूछा- यदि मैं अपनी पत्नी का बीमा कराऊँ और कल वह मर जाए तो मुझे क्या मिलेगा?
बीमा एजेंट ने बड़े इत्मीनान से उत्तर दिया- जेल या फाँसी।

Apr,20 2015
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Ayi hai Baisakh khushiyon
Ayi hai Baisakhi khushiyon ke saath
Masti mein jhoom aur kheer-poore kha 
Aur na kar tu duniya ki parwa.
Baisakhi Mubarak Ho!!
Apr,13 2015
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Happy Baisakhi!


May the divine Waheguru bless you with joy, love, happiness, contentment and eternal peace!
Happy Baisakhi!

Apr,13 2015
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Facebook

Different point of views on Facebook!!
Facebook is a place where a Boy Posts Joke but Gets No Response..
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But if a Girl Posts The Same Joke…
She Gets 150 Likes, 300 Comments & 60 Friends Requests !

Apr,13 2015
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PK movie joke

Funny PK Movie Jokes


Koi bhi PK mat dekhna…
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Hosh mein dekhna, Achchi lagegi!

Apr,13 2015
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Jinhe Patana hai

 Ladkiyan agar group me ho to aap unhe (Jinhe Patana hai) hi dekhte rahe, aisa karne se wo bhi aap ke taraf attract ho jayegi. 

Apr,9 2015
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NewDiseases Of Whatsapp

New Diseases of Whatsapp Users:
1. Wrong post in wrong group syndrome
2. Non-reading earlier post dystrophy
3. Repeated posting neurosis
4. Late replying psychosis
5. Non-immune religionitis
6. Sudden disappearancitis.

Apr,4 2015
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ऑटो वाला-900 करोड़ लगेगा

संता- भैया, मंगल जाओगे?

ऑटो वाला-900 करोड़ लगेगा।

संता -क्यों? इसरो ने तो 450 करोड़ में भेजा है।

ऑटो वाला-अरे, उधर से वापसी नहीं मिलती भई

Mar,16 2015
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Aap jab bhi unse mile

Aap jab bhi unse mile unhe Hi yaa Hello yaa Shake hand karna na bhule, isse apna pan badata jaega.

Mar,14 2015
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Betaab Tamannao

Betaab Tamannao Ki Kasak Rehne Do,
Manzil Ko Pane Ki Lalak Rehne Do,
Aap Bhale Hi Raho Door Nazron Se,
Par Bandh Palko Me Apni Jhalak Rehne Do.

Mar,13 2015
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Rajni's Bullet

When Rajnikanth Is Asked To Kill Some One He Doesn’t Know, He Shoots The Bullet And Directs It The Day He Finds Out.

Feb,3 2015
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Jhakaas Dost

Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas hotum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiotstupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jobhi ho yar,
Dost Jhakaas hotum.

Jan,31 2015
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Dead man

Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman. Behind Every Dead Man, There Is Rajnikanth.

Jan,28 2015
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Ruthi Ko Manana

Arz kiya hai..
Ruthi hai wo iss tarah jaise hum
sach me unhe mana lenge...
itna waqt kaun zaya kare itne me
hm dusri pata lenge...
thoko Taali

Jan,21 2015
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Teacher

Hi mera name Viraj hai .This story was held when i was in 11 class vo hamare commers ki teacher thi,vo hamare colony mai rahati hai aunka name mamta hai vo merrid hai,mai aunja vaha tushion parnai jata tha or 1 bar mai tushion par nai ja raha tha aachanak ek car mujsai aa kar takra guye merai peeth mai lag guye the mare tushion ki mam aaye or bole beta aundar aajayo merai dard ho tha madam nai kaha lao mai davai laga date hu tum bed par aultay lat jayo, jam mam nai merko davai lagai to mare neend lag guye aachanak pata hi nahi chala, jab mai so kar autha to mam nai pucha aub kaisa lag raha hai, maina kaha thanku mam aaj aap nahi hote to mera kya hota ,or aus vaket raatkai 9 buj rahai thai mam nai kaha aaj tum yahe so jayo kal chalai jana phir mam nai kaha chulo tum change kar lo mera husband kai kaprai tumai aajayengai chulo,mai khana laha dati hu ok ,maina change kar k mam k kitchen mai guya mam nai kaha aara va tu to bi�kul merai husband lag rahai ho mai sun kar shock rahai guya mam nai smile di mainai responce diya, hum dono nai dinner liya maina.

Mam sai pucha ki mam aapkai husband kaha hai mam nai kaha aunke toring job hai mahinai mai 1 2 bar hi aatai hai phir hum dono nai dinner khatam kar kai sonai chalai guye mam nai kaha tum drawing room mai so jayo ok mainai kaha ok mam gud night ,mai tv dakh kar so guya raat mai pani peenai k liya autha maina dekha mam so rahi the aur aunke nighty aunkai thise par aaguye the kareban 10min tak mai mam ko dakh ta raha mai pagal ho raha tha,merasai raha nahi guya mai mam k kamrai mai chula guya ,mam gahare neend mai the mainai bahut himmeat kar ka mam ki thise par haat pharna chalu kar diya mam siskiya lai rahe the ,1 dum sai mem authe or bole tumhare himmeat kaise huye mera kamrai mai aanai ki or mujhai chunai ki get out from my hous mai koi pagal nahi hu ki tumhai aapnai ghar mai rokh lu ghada tum ko saza milenge manai kaha mam sorry nahi tare saza y hai ki tum raat bhar mare gaand marongai mam hase or bole chul chutia0chalu ho ja phir manai pure raat mam ki gaand mare.

Jan,6 2015
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English Teacher

After reading all these peoples real life story, I thought why not share my story with the friends outside .Well I tell only the truth and nothing but the truth. I am a 18 year old boy who lives in style. I have a muscular body and a very sex appealing look. It was with my teachers, chemistry, English, accounts and last but not least my computer teacher. Yes in my life I had teachers teaching me sex.

But today I will only tell the story of my first encounter with my English teacher named Momina , she was one of the sexiest thing in town , every time I looked at her my cock use to harden like a rock and tried to smell her pussy , every time in class I use to stare at her breasts wondering her naked and I am sucking those parts, when she had a bob cut hair use to wear jeans I use to see her pussy’s shape , ( she was about 5’5 and use to go to the gym that must make all u guys know how sexy she would be , she also had 2 kids ) any one each day I used to take her name and shag like a dog but I knew I could never have her body . Her boobs where quite thin which I thought. She smelled like purified water.

Until one day something amazing happened, we had an English class after our physical education class or p.t. class. The boys who went to these classes usually returned after 35 min from the time the class ends.

Any way that day I did not go for p.t. class because I had to do my English home work which I forgot to do. Any way I was doing my homework when my women of my dreams came into the class, she was looking terrific and to sexy she was wearing a red kamiz and a white thin fabric shalwar. I could see her hot legs as she was coming up the stairs my dick grew from 4inch to 5inch I quickly loosened my pants a bit and started doing my work.

She came into the class and was amazed to see me early. She smiled at me and said what a pleasant surprise; I said oh thank u miss! She came and sat down on her chair and lifted her legs and sat like one leg on the other like that I could notice the frilled underwear she was wearing. I just could not get my eyes away from her panties. After a while I started to do my work , just too have a close look of her and to smell her I pretended I did not understand something and went and sat next to her she began to explain while I was more interested in smelling her and looking at her bra colour and size .
She explained me every thing meaning of some words and etc. then I just came across the word prostitute I asked her miss what does this mean she smiled at me and said don’t tell me u don’t now what prostitute means I said no miss I was just joking !

Then I asked her how a woman could start prostitution, she answered me because of many reason, then at that spur of moment something struck me……………… I got an idea that if I continued this conversation I might get some where, I asked her how those it feel when u have sex! She felt a bit embarrassed but I could feel her getting aroused! she answered me its like a dream come true and she kept explaining me , I kept shifting my chair closer to her , then I said do you think someone can ever have sex with me she said why not ! You are smart sexy and then we started to stare in each others eyes!

She kept on repeating the word sexy and each time it would be softer then the one before, I cloud feel her breath getting warmer and warmer. we drew closer then with out hesitation I just caught her hair and kissed her on her lips I sucked her tongue and she sucked me tongue I chewed her lips of , the lipstick made it more hotter , currents went through my spinal cord that a dream has come true .

I started touching her thighs while kissing her I caught her and pulled her over me, I took hold of her breasts and they where quit normal, I pulled her nipples they turned hard as a rock and very pointy, I kissed her nipples on top of the kamiz by then my dick grew from 5inch to 8inch its was hard as a rock when she sat on it. I snogged her back and hugged her tightly so I could feel her nipples after that I went down and started rubbing her breasts , she was moaning and moaning , I kissed her breasts and kissed then hard by then my dick felt her pussy getting wet .

Her shalwar was wet; the juices had penetrated my jeans which made me hornier. I quickly pushed her and dropped her on the floor, I went on top of her and kissed her neck, each time I kissed she would moan like a dog. I threw her dupatta and took off my shirt and then she took off her kamiz I saw that black bra there and ripped it off I chewed her breast and kissed her belly then I went under and with out taking the shalwar off I dug into her pussy, her shalwar was wet and was very very sweet, I could smell that erotic smell of the soft juices, I felt her vaginal lips and the most amazing part was when I went through her jungle of bushes of pubic hair.

then like dogs I tore of her shalwar and when I looked at her panties it was wet like she pissed in it I took that off and put the whole panty in my mouth to suck her vaginal juice , while sucking her panty she opened up my pants and started to suck my balls and chewed the tip of my dick I got angry and more turned on towards her I pushed her back on the ground and dung into her pussy and was biting her clitoris she felt the sweet pain and released more of the juice she contained , I was like a dog and she my bitch the more I chewed the more she flushed down her juice in my mouth , my mouth was sticky as a melted chewing gum .

She took her hands and pressed my face in more in to her vagina she also sputtered some amounts of piss in my mouth because I also got a salty sensation after that my dick was erect and hard as a rock I just got up and inserted in her cunt! She screamed “Oh!!!! god , help me ” first so loudly that I thought some one must have heard I got up and closed the class room door , then I came back and jumped and her and inserted my rock into her and fucked her hard all of my cock got into her , I prevented her from moaning or screaming by putting my tongue in mouth or u can say by French kissing her , I could feel my cum gonna shoot out and she said let me taste it , before she could say any thing else I had cummed in her vagina she got furious and took my cock out and started to lick so that something came out , but she did not give up she started to suck my cock and already it was in so much pain cause 1 it was a new experience for me and she kept on making her cunt tight and I shouted stop u bitch but she would not and continued to suck till loads of cum came out again , oh god I was in such pain after her bitch like sucking .

We were so tired that for a minute he laid on each other and hugged each other tightly while we were doing that she took my cock and put it back in her cunt , we rested for about 15 min in that same position , I got up trying to put my little strength together but she was total dead she turned around smudging my cum and revealing her ass , I said oh my gosh how could I forgotten your ass and I jumped on her , she screamed nooooooooooooooooooo don’t do ittttt plzzzzzzzz it husrts plzzzzzzz I at first kissed her butts , which where quite hot an dusty than liked her ass and tried to lubricate it , she tried to stop me cause she was to exhausted , due to that she did not have strength and could not stop me , I rammed my lund in to her ass and she was like my sex slave holding the teacher’s table for support while I was ramming , I cupped her breast while I was ramming it in ,but after 2 or 4 stroke I felt quite weak and loosened the grip and we both fell to the ground exhausted and dead !

There we were a teacher and student lying naked on the floor fainted as though we were raped. Our clothes scattered cum shoot all around us, some on her body, some on the walls and some on the floor.

We had to get up cause my class fellows were about to come any minute we quickly dressed and kissed an hard French kiss and as soon as I moved away from her my class mates came in! Mahwish and I smiled at each other and lots more happened because of her with other teachers which I will continue next time!

But that day when I went home I was so excited and satisfied and happy that I made it at last but was sitting on my chair and applying cream to my swollen dick !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jan,5 2015
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Savita chachi ki chut

I’m Viraj from Maharashtra and I come back with another horny chachi story. This story will like u more. Send
me your reply on bonelessman@hot-shot.com for the new readers I will tell you about my cahchi. My chachi is
so sexy looking lady. She is of 32 and she have daughter of 5 years she always use to ware saree and backless
blouse she always wares her saree below her navel and she look so sexy in that tum sab sochjre hoge ki muze
meri chachi itni pasand kyo hai par meri kahaniya jo pehlese padhte aa rahe ahi unko pata hai ki meri chacvhi
kitni horny hai.chachi ki gand our bobbe bahot bade hai aur unka stats 38-30-38 hai. Chachi ko abhi takmai
darzi se aur doodhwale se chudte dekh chuka tha aur ab mai apne chachi ko doctor se chudte dekhne wala
tha.chacha hamesha ki taraha bahar kaam se gaye hue the mai chuttiyo me hamesha chachi ke paas rehta tha
chachi muze boli, “muze doctor ke pas jana hai to tumhe mere saath chalna hai?” mai pc pe game khel raha tha
par majburan muze chachi ke saath jana pada. Chachi aaj hamesha se jada sexy lag rahi thi.chachi ne aaj red
ciolor ki saree pehani hui thi lekin aaj blouse backless nahi tha balki sleecless tha,chachi ke aarmpits ke
thode thode baal dikh rahe the, lekin us gori baho me wo kuch sexy lag rahe the chachi gaadike piche baithi
aur ham jaane lage break marte waqt chachi ke naram bubbe sidese muze touch horahe the aur mera khada kar
rahe the ham hospital me pahuche hume reseption me thoda rukan pada.waha sabki nigahe hmeri chachi ke bubbo
gand aur nangi gori baho pe thi.

Hum doctor ke consalting room me gaye doctor dikhne thoda kala tha par bahot takda aur petu tha.doctorne
andar jatesehi chachi aur muze smile ki aur hame chair pe bithaya chachi jab chal rahi thi tab doctor chachi
ke bely aur bubbo ke taraf dekh raha tha.docor ne chachi ko pucha kya problem hai, to chachi thoda
hichkichate hue boloi ki, “yoni ke jagah par khujli hoti hai” doctor bola koi baat nahi,bed par let jao bass
thoda chek karna hai,thoda hi dard hoga chachiu chair pese uthi aur andar jakar letgai doctor ka nam aakash
tha. Akash andar gaya aur chachi ki saree upar karli use chachi ki gori tange dikh rahi thi, wo dekh kar uska
land khada hogaya.chachibhi akash ke land ke paas hi dekh rahi thi akash ab chachi ke panty taka pahuch aur
use nikalne laga.chachi ne white color ki panty pehan rakhi hui thi akash chachi ki panty nikalne laga, to
use ab chachi ke ghane balo wali chut dikhne lagi akash bola tume to bahot baal hai isliye shayad khujli aati
hoi chachi ne kaha bahar nahi andar aati hai akash chai ke chut me ungli dalne laga uar use age piche kar ne
laga chachi ahhahhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhh karne lagi aur kehne lagi tum muze thik kar rahe ho ya mera masa le
rahe ho.

Akash bola dono kar raha hu.chachi boli jop karna hai karo lekin jaldi karo, muze jana hai akash abhi tak
chachi ke chut me ungliya dal raha tha.aur chachi bhi bahot masa le rahi thi.akash ne chachi ko khada kiya
aur bola tumare mamme bahot bade hai bilkul pregnent aurat ki taraha aur ye kehkar wo chachi ke bubbo ko
uparse chatne laga aur chusne laga chachi ne kaha ruko pehle ye blouse to niukal lo phir chusna akash chachi
ka sleeveless blouse nilakane laga uar ab chachi ke bra dikh rahi thi unone white color ki bra pehani thi
akash ne wo bhi nikal li aur wo chachi armpits our bubboi ko maje lekar chat raha tha.chachi bhi
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh aa uuuuuuuuuhhhhh karkar maje le rahi thi. Akash jaldi me tha usne apne kapde nikale aur
chachi ke chut me apne lund ghusa dal.chjachi jor jor se aaahhhhh usn ssssssssss kar rahi thiakash ka land
akrib 8inch ka tha aur bahot dino bad chachi itne bade land se chud rahi thi.chachiu ne jald hi apna cum
nikal dala aur saath hi akash ne bhi.lekin aakash ki pyas abhi buziu nahi thi.usne apna lund jorse gand me
ghusa dala,phirse chachi ahhhhhhh ahuuuuuahuuu karne lagi. Akash ne chachi ke gand me hi apnna cum nikal
dala, chachi apne kapde jaldi pehne lagi take muze shaq na aaye. Chachi ne aur doctor ne phirse aane ki baat
hui aur hum nikal diye. I hope this story will like you so much, any girls ladies, guys can contact me on
matrixifyou@yahoo.com.

Jan,4 2015
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Chachi Ko Choda

Me tumara jyada time nahi lunga direct story par ata hu. Ye un dino ki baat he jab me collge me padhai kar raha tha. 2nd year me tha. Hamari family me akela ladka hu. Hamara joint family he. Meri family me , me , papa , mom , chacha aur chachi aur meri cousin jo bahut choti thi around 5 years ki. Ab me meri chachi k bare me batata hu . Unki age 27 year ki thi, gori ,unka figure 36-28-38 tha.Kya katilana figure tha unka ekdam madhosh kar dene wala. Pehle to mera aisa koi intention nhi tha. Me mere friend k sath sexy photos vidio dekhte the. Meri koi girl frnd bhi nhi thi , me kafi shay ladka tha.

Ye ghatna tab bani jab ek din mere gaon se phon aya ki meri papa ki bua off ho gayi he to, mere papa , meri maa aur mere chacha ye tino gao jane ki taiyari krne lage. Meri chachi nhi jane vali thi kyoki meri collge chalu thi aur munni ki school . Wo yaha ghar par ruk kar mera aur munni ki dekhbhal karne wali thi. Shamko me un sabko train me chhodke wapas aya to dekha meri chachi ro rahi thi apni pith pakde. Mene unko pucha kya hua to chachi boli k me bathroom me fisal gayi. Mene unko apni baho me utha liya aur unko kamre me le gya. Waha bistar par munni so rahi thi. Mene chachi ko munni ke paas sula diya.

Aur pucha “chachi dard ho raha hai”
Chachi : ” ha bahut dard ho rha hai, beta almari me se balm nikalke mujhe thoda pith par laga dega.

Ab tak mere man me koi inces nhi tha. Me balm leke chachi ke paaas aa gya, chachi ne apni saadi nikali , aur unke figure me dekhte hi rah gya. Kya figure tha chachi ka, bade bade boobs dekh ke mera paint me tent ban gya. Fir chachi ne blouse khola aur bra me aa gyi. Chachi zizak nhi rahi thi kyoki mere alava ghar me koi nhi tha. Chachi k bra ki zise 36dd thi. Chachi ko dekh ke mere muh khula hi rah gya. Chachi boli kya dekh rahe ho kabhi ladki nahi dekhi? Tumari koi girl friend nhi he? Mene kaha nhi chachi meri koi gf nahi he aur kisi aurat ko aaj pehli baar dekh raha hu. Chchi mera tent dekh kar has padi boli “chal thik he ab muje thoda piche massage kar de .”

Me chachi k upar piche se chath gya mera lund unki gand par chu rha tha me unko pith par balm se massage kar rha tha. Mene apna lund unko gand me gusake malish kar raha tha. Ab ye baat unko bhi samaj aa gyi thi par kuch bol nahi rahi thi. Dhire dhire wo mon karne lagi boli “kya kar rahe ho” mene ekdam masum hoke jawab diya kuch nahi. Aur fir se me unki pith me massage kar rha tha. Unk badan ekdam mast gora gora aur chikana tha. Ab mera lund aur tight ho gya aur unki gand me gusane laga aur mene apne hath se boobs ko side se touch kar raha tha aur wo chachi joro joro se mon kar rhi thi aur ekdam unke badan me akad pan aa gai aur unhone uthke sidhe mere lund ko pakad liya aur jor jor se paint me hi hilane lagi, me ekdam hakka bakka rh gaya . Unhone mere zip kholi aur mera 7inch” inch lamba lund apne muh me liya aur chusne lagi..

Wo kya ehsas tha aur me chachi ke boobs dabane laga aur chusene laga. Chachi boli bas ab yaha nhi tere papa k room me jate he aur fir hum papa k room aa gye. Mene chachi k sare kapde utar diye aur chachi ne mere . Aur ab hum 69 ni position me the wo mera lund chus rahi thi aur me unke chut chat rha tha , kya rasili chut thi chachiki. 15 min tak chusne ke bad me chachi k muh me jhad gaya aur is doran chachi bhi jhad chuki thi mene chachi ka sara ras pi liya tha aur ab chachi boli meri chut ko shant kar do ab raha nahi jaa raha he pls meri chut me apna lund dal do pls

Ab me bhi kafi josh me aa gya mene chchiko do no pair upar kiye aur apna 7 “” inch ka supada unki chut me dalne ki kosish kar rha tha. Par unki chut kafi tight thi muje lagta he ki chichi bahut dino se chudi nhi. Chichi ne kaha jara dhire dhire dalo na , fir mene bhi laaj sharam chhodkar chichi ko puch liya ” kyu chichi chacha pelte nahi he kya” ,chichi boii nahi unko to office k kaam se fursad hi nhi kya pelenge”

Fir mene chachchi ke chut me jor se dhakka diya aur mera aadha lund unki chut me ghus gya aur chichi jor se chillai oooooooooooooooooo mmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa maarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr gaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Dhirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee dhirrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaloooooooo aaa ah ah ah me ruk gya aur chachi ki lips chusne laga

Thodi der ke bad fir se mene chachi ki chut me jor se dhakka diya aur mene apna pura lundd unki chut me ghusa diya aur chachi aur jor se chillai ooooooooooooooooooooooooo mmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr gaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssskkkkkkkkkooooooooooooooo nikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaalllllllllllll
Me fir ruk gya aur mne apna lund chut me ghusake rakha ab chachi rone lagi unki ankho me se ansu bahar aa gye.

Mene wo aansu pi liye aur chachi ko bola ab dard nahi hoga chachi ab me dhire dhire karunga. Chachi boli ki tera lund hai ya lohe ka saliya meri puri chut phad dali tere laude ne.

Fir mene chachi ko dhire dhire dhakke dene laga ab chachi ko maja aar ha tha aur muje bhi. Aur fir 30 minutes se bad me jahdne wala tha chachi ne bola ab meri chut me dal de tera paani.

Jan,2 2015
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Choti Choot

Pehle main apne baare mein batata hoon. Main Hyderabad ka hoon, mera naam Viraj aur hai lekin mere

dost mujhe harry bulate hain. Mera land ka size 8 inch hai aur meri hight 5’8 inch hai. Ab main kahani

shuru karta hoon ye un dino ki baat hai jab 9th statndard mein padhta tha mere saath kayi ladkiyan

parhti thi unmein se ek thi gulshan jo mere ghar ke saamne rahti thi.wo dekhno mein thoi sanwli thi

lekin masum sa chehra tha mere ek dost se uska affair tha jo mujhse umra mein thoda bada tha. Main aur

mera dost aksar school ki chat per baith kar apna lund dekha karte the uska lund mere lund se bara tha.

aur kuch safed safed sa nikalta bhi tha usne mujhe bataya ki apne haath se isko ragandne se ismein bahut

maza aata hai fir main aisa hi karta tha. Ek din usne mujhse kaha ki chalo b/f dekhte hain to maine kaha

chalo fir humne b/f dekhi shilpi hall mein jaker movie dekhkar mujhe rat bhar nind nahin aayi aur maine bister

per lete lete hi 2 baar muth maar diya. Khair agle din bahut afsos hua ki kitna maal gir gaya lekin maza bhi

bahut aaya. Agle main aur mera shool mein baatein kar rahe the gulshan aage wali seat per baithi thi kya

kayamat lag rahi thi black skirt per white shirt jismein se uski chhote 2 nimboo jhaak rahe the main to bus

dekhta hi rah gaya.

Itne mein mere dost ne mujhe gulshan ko ghurte huye dekh liya usne mujhe pucha kya dekh raha tha

maine kaha kuchh nahin , usne kaha ki gulshan ko mat dekh wo teri bhabhi hai, to maine kaha kya hua bhabhi to maal saman hoti hai hai. S din ke baad mera dost naraz ho gaya au mujhse baatein bhi nahin karta tha to maine usko kaha ki tune ladki ke liye dost ko chhod diya ek din yahi ladki tujhe chhod degi aur tu mere paas ayega aur maafi mangega, us din ke baad se main gulshan ko chodne ke baare mein sochne laga pehle main parhai mein bahut kamzor tha kyonki laundiyayi mein master tha lekin maine khoob mehnat se parhayi ki aur class mein first aaya uske baad sab ladke ladkiyan mere aage peechhe chalne lage gulshan ka bhi ghamand kuchh kam ho chuka tha aur usne bhi mujhse baat karne ki koshish ki lekin maine koyi bhav nahin diya.aise hi chalta raha main uski saheliyon se khoob hansi mazak karta tha lekin jab vo baat karne ki koshish karti to main uth kar chala jata. Ek din hmare school mein function hone wala tha uski rehersal chal rahi thi main ne bhi ek dance mein part liya tha. Gulshan bhi mere sath dance karne wali thi to maine dance karne se mana kar diya.

Isper gulshan ko bahut gussa aaya aur usne mujhe school ki chhat per bulaya main thodi der baad

uper gaya to vo mujhe dekhte hi rone lagi maine kaha rone ke ke liye bulaya tha kya usne kaha

yum mujhe itna kyon avoid karte ho main jab jab baat karna chahti hoon tum munh kyon fer lete

ho kahte -2 vo aur zor se rone lagi ab mere sabra ka baandh toot gaya to maine kaha main tumse

bahut pyar karta hoon to usne kaha ki itni der kyon laga di kahne mein kahte- 2 vo mere gale

lag gayi pahle to main bahut imotional ho gaya lekin turant mujhe apne dost ko kahi baat yaad

aa gayi aur main usko chodne ke liye sochne laga. Uske baalon ko sahlate 2 maie usko baahon

mein bhar liya aur uske gardan ko chumne laga usne mana nahin kiya fir main dhire-2 uski kama

r mein haath daal diya fir maine usko chhod diya uar kaha mujhe maaf karna main ye kya kar raha hoon lekin vo gaam ho chuki thi vo mujhse lipat gayi aur kahne lagi kar lo jo tum karna chahte ho. Hari jhandi milte hi main use side mein le gaya jahan koyi aata jata nahin hain maine uske hothon ko chumna chuu kiya usne vo mere mere hothon ko chusne lagi maine dhire dhire uski shirt ke batan khole to usne apne seene ko apne haathon se dhak liya maine use aur zor se chumte hue dhire se uske haath hataye aur shirt utar di usne andar sirf sameez pahan rakhi thi fir.

Maine uski sameez utari u-ff kya huchiyan thi main to bu pagal hi ho raha tha mere babulal

(lund) bilkl mat hoker mere underwear ke bahar aane ko betab thi main pagalon ki tarah uski

chuchi ko husta raha aur vo aaaahh iihhhhh umhhhh ki awazen nikal rahin thi fir maine uska

skirt utara to dekha usne ander kuchh nahin pehna ohhh kya pink chut thi aur thodi gili bhi

ho chuki thi maine apni ek ungli uske chut mein daal di jisse use dard hone laga fir main

thodi der ruk kar apni ungli ko aage peeche karne laga ab use bhi maza aa araha tha usne

mere badan ko sahlate huye mere lund ko pant ke uper se hi pakar liya mera lund full form

mein tha maine apni pant utai aur underwear bhi mere lund cobra ki tarah lahrata hua bahar

aa gaya jise dekh kar vo dar gayi. Maine apna lund uske haath mein de diya jise vo bade

pyaar se sahlane lagi main bilkul pagal hone laga fir usne mere lund ko apne munh mein daal

diya aur chune lagi fir hum 69 position mein ho gaye main uska chut chat raha tha aur vo

mera lund choos rahi thi thodi der mein usna apna pahla pani mere munh par choda jise

main chat gaya aur mere land se bhi bauchar chut padi jise usne poora chaat liya fir

hum seedhe ho gaye maine apna lund uske haath.

Mein diya jise vo chusne lagi aur main apni ungli uske chut mein daal kar hila raha tha thodi

der baad hum donon fir se garam ho gaye uski chut bhi geeli ho chuki thi maine apne lund

uske chut par rakh kar ragadne laga usne kaha ab daal do mat tadpao aur jaise hi maine

apne lund ka topa uske chut mein dala uski aankh mein aansu aagaya maine apne lund

lo vaise hi rakha aur uski chuchi husne laga jab uska darad kuchh kam hua to main

ne ek jor ka khatka jor se maara aur mera lund uski kunwari chut ko fadta hua andar

pahunch gaya aur vo chillane lagi mar gayi bachao bachao mar gayi maine apne haath

se uska munh band kiya ki koyi sun lega to bahut bura hoga thodi der tak hum aise hi

lete rahe jab uska dard kuchh kam hua to maine apne lund ko aage peeche karna shuru

kiya ab use bhi maza aa raha tha vo apni gaand hila hila ke chudai ka maza le rahi thi

isi tarah kareeb 30 minute tak chudai chali aur vo jhad gayi ab main bhi jhadne wala

tha maine apna lund uske munh mein rakh diya aur vo use chusne lagi aur mera sara virya

uske munh mein gir gaya. Is tarah hum aksar chudai karte the aur usne mere dost se

baat karna bhi band kar diya.

Jan,2 2015
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