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मेरे दिल मे

देख पगली मेरे दिल मे एक ही जगह खाली बची है..
तो डिसाइड कर ले तू रहेगी या तेरी सहेली..

Jun,4 2016
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Raat Me Machhar

 

Teacher: Agar Raat Me Machhar Kate, To Kya Krna Chahie.
Pappu: Chupchap Khuja Kar Sojana Chahie
Qki Ap Rajnikant To Ho Nhi Jo Machhar Se Sorry Bulwa Loge.

May,18 2016
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कुछ खा लिया होगा

कुछ सूंदर लड़कियो के साथ उनके अजीबो गरीब पति देख कर ऐसा लगता है..
जैसे..बेचारी ने उपवास में गलती से कुछ खा लिया होगा.

May,3 2016
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लगाना आप को खुद पडेगा

लडकी : ये whisper कितने का है
दुकानदार : जी 200 का
लडकी :सही लगाओ
दुकानदार : माफ करना लगाना आप को खुद पडेगा

Apr,22 2016
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My Father Did

Girl : X'cuse Me Brother, That's My Seat.
Boy : Ok, But I'm NotYour Brother,
My Father Never Fucked Your Mom.
Girl : True, Bbut My Father Did.

Apr,19 2016
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चाँद के लिए

मुहब्बत में झुकना कोई अजीब बात नहीं,
चमकता सूरज भी तो ढल जाता है चाँद के लिए

Apr,15 2016
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Idhar Ki Baat Udhar

Duniya Mein Sab Se Tez 2 Network Hai:
1. E-Mail Aur 2. Female
Ek Hi Pal Mein Idhar Ki Baat Udhar

Apr,12 2016
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khoobsurat ladki ho

Agar Jam kar MONEY KHARCH KAROGE to tumhe use ye kehne ki
jaroorat nahin padegi ki tum duniya ki sabse khoobsurat ladki ho

Apr,7 2016
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Kisses Ko Sentence

Teacher : Kisses Ko Sentence
Mainn Is Tarah Istamal Karo Ke Word Be Na Ae Aur Meaning Ajae
Student : Aj Subha Subha Begam Se Bohat Moun Mari Hoi

Mar,31 2016
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Solve Karne

Kisi Bhi Ladki Ka Dil Gahraai Se Jeetne Ke Liye Uske Future Or
Present Ki Planing Aur Isme Aane Wali Problem Ko Solve Karne

Mar,25 2016
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बेरोजगार बैठे हैं

जिधर देखो इश्क के बीमार बैठे हैं हजारों मर गये लाखों तैयार बैठे हैं
साले बर्बाद होते हैं लङकियों के पीछे और कहते हैं की मोदी सरकार कि वजह से बेरोजगार बैठे हैं

Mar,18 2016
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Windows 7

When Rajnikanth stares at Windows Vista,
it updates into Windows 7 out of fear

Mar,17 2016
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Khayal Rakhna

Tu Meri Drink Mai Tera Chakhna
I love You Baby Apna Khayal Rakhna

 

 

Mar,16 2016
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Ball Kara Diya

Mere Lund Ki Bowling Ne Uski Choot Ka Wicket Gira Diya,
Mere Lund Ki Bowling Ne Uski Choot Ka Wicket Gira Diya,
Lekin Taqdir To Dekho.
Uske Baap Ne Abortion Karwa Ke Meri Ball Ko No-Ball Kara Diya

Mar,14 2016
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Biggest Sale

Santa parachute bech raha tha Airplane se koodo,
Batan dabao aur jameen par surakshit pahunch jao.
Grahak: Agar parachute nahin khula to.
Santa: To paise vaapis.

Mar,9 2016
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Mere Pale

Mar,9 2016
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College Ka Kharcha

Mar,5 2016
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Santa Ki Style

Santa Bike Se Ja Raha Tha,
Ladki Ko Dekh Achanak Gir Gaya. 
Ladki Oh My God Lagi To Nahi. 
Santa: Nah Nah Eh Ta Yaara Da Utran Da Style Hai.

Feb,18 2016
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Setting

Feb,2 2016
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Be Confident

Be Confident. She Already Said yes. She Wants To Be There.

Jan,28 2016
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Ajj Ka Gayan

Jan,23 2016
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Paise Bachaoge

Kya Leke Aye They,
Kya Lekar Jaoge,
Mujhe SMS Na Karke,
Zalim Kitne Paise Bachaoge

Jan,21 2016
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Thakur Ka Kya

Sambha: Sardar, Is Thakur Ka Kya Karna Hai
Gabbar: Is Saale Ke Dono Haath Kaat Do
Aur Isko Din Mein 03 Baar Blu Film Dikhao
Apne Aap Tadap Tadap Kar Mar Jaayega lol

Jan,18 2016
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Moh Maya Hai

Exams Ka Saya Hai,
Exam Ke Dino Mein Sukh Kisne Paya Hai,
Duniya Wale Kehte Hain Ache Number Lo,
Par Inhe Kaun Samjhaye Yeh To Moh Maya Hai.

Jan,16 2016
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Good Morning

Jan,11 2016
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Naubat Aati Ha

Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Ha.

Jan,11 2016
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Achche Doctor Ko

Doctor: Ttum Abhi 2 Ganto Main Mar Jaanewaale Ho.
Kya Tumhaara Koi Aakhri Khwaaish Hai?
Patient: Haanji, Ek Achche Doctor Ko Consult Karna Hai

Jan,9 2016
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Phook Maari

Hui Baarish Aur Hum Bheeg Gaye,
Hui Baarish Aur Hum Bheeg Gaye,
Rajnikanth Ne Phook Maari,
Aur Hum Sookh Gaye.

Jan,7 2016
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Phook Maari

Hui Baarish Aur Hum Bheeg Gaye,
Hui Baarish Aur Hum Bheeg Gaye,
Rajnikanth Ne Phook Maari,
Aur Hum Sookh Gaye.

Jan,6 2016
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Funny Images

Jan,5 2016
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Wrong Number

Circuit: Bhai, Apun Ne Kal Sania Mirza Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Munna bhai: Arre Wah, Kya Kaha Usne.
Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu Wrong Number.

Jan,4 2016
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Happy New Year

Dec,31 2015
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The Men And Women

Dec,21 2015
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Exam Hall

In Exam Hall A Girl To Boy
Mujhe Bas Is Ans Ki Starting Bata Do Baki Main Likh Lungi.
Boy Ne Dhyan Se Idhar Udhar Dekha,Fir Dhire Se Bola- The

 

Dec,21 2015
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Ex Boyfriend

Husband 2 Wife: Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage?
Wife remains silent.
Husband: Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu?
Wife: Abbe gin ne to De.

Dec,18 2015
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Darwaja Hi Nahi

Tujhe Bhool Jaaane Ka Koi Iraada Toh Nahi Tha,
Tere Ilaava Kisi Se Bhi Koi Wada Toh Nahi Tha,
Tumhara Khayal Hi Dil Se Nikal Dete Shayad
Par Kambakhat Mere Dil Mein Koi Darwaja Hi Nahi Tha,

Dec,18 2015
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Intazar Bahut

BoyFriend : Intazar Bahut Bhari Cheej Hoti Hai
GirlFriend : Toh Kisi Aur Company Ki Ghari Le lo 

Dec,10 2015
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Thoko Thoko

That Awkward Moment,
When Sunny Leone Is On Stage
In Comedy Nights With Kapil
And Sidhu Paji Says Thoko Thoko

Dec,10 2015
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Unse Baat Hoti Hai

Sukun Milta Hai Jab Unse Baat Hoti Hai
Hazar Raaton Mein Wo Ek Raat Hoti Hai
Nigah Uthakar Jab Dekhte Hain Wo Meri Taraf
Mere Liye Wohi Pal Poori Kaaynat Hoti Hai.

Dec,9 2015
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Kiss You

Boyfriend : I Want To Kiss You .
Girlfriend : Nahi Main Pregnant Ho Jaungi.
Boyfriend : Kiss Se Pregnant Aaj Tak Koi Hua Hai Pagli
Girlfriend : Kyon Ki Jab M Ek Bar Shuru Ho Jati
Hun Toh Mei Apne Aap Ki Bhi Nhi Sunti .

Dec,8 2015
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Eat Different Foods Every Day

You need over 40 different nutrients every day for good health.
Since there is no single food that contains them all,
It is important to balance your daily choices.
In fact there are no good or bad foods,
so you do not need to miss out on the foods you enjoy.
The best way to make sure you get the right balance,
Is to eat a wide variety of foods each day.

 

Dec,3 2015
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Wapas Aaunga

Dad: 2 saal baad ghar kyun wapas aaya?
Me: Maine bola tha Kuch ban ke wapas aaunga.
Dad: Kya bana?
Me: Baap.

Dec,3 2015
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Chaku Se Infection

Banta: Yeh chaku kyu ubal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye.
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zarurat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaye.

Nov,26 2015
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Raani Naam Ki Wife

Sumona: Tumne shaadi se pehle kyu nahi bataya,
Ke tumhari raani naam ki ek our wife bhi hai?
Bittoo: Bataya to tha tumhe raani ki tarah rakhunga.

Nov,25 2015
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Pyaar Mein

Pyaar dariya hai jiska sahil nahi hota,
Har dil mohabbat ke qabil nahi hota,
Rota wo bhi hai jo dooba hai pyaar mein,
Or rota wo bhi hai jise pyaar hasil nahi hota.

Nov,20 2015
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Shake Hand

Aap jab bhi unse mile unhe Hi yaa Hello yaa Shake hand karna na bhule, isse apna pan badata jaega.

Nov,19 2015
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Smile Slowly

If you are looking at someone but not talking to them,
Try letting a slow smile spread over your face instead of breaking into an insta grin.
Slow languid smiles are generally considered sexy.

Nov,19 2015
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Mat Sharmaiye

Ladkiyon Se Kabhi Mat Sharmaiye,
Maximum Ladki Sharmile Ladko Ko Pasand Nahi Karti Hai,
Issliye Hamesha Frankly Unse Mile.

Nov,19 2015
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Khoobsurat Lage

jab bhi aap unse milein to koshish karein ki aap,
Itni khoobsurat lag rahi hain ki wo aapko complement dena na bhulein.

Nov,17 2015
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Tumhe Manga Hai

Main Dua Mein Tujhe Manga Hai,
Magar Wafa Se Manga Hai.
Kabhi Sajde Mein Jakar Pucho Apne Rab Se,
K Maine Kis Kis Ada Se Tumhe Manga Hai.

Nov,17 2015
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