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Shikayat

Rishto se badi chahat kya hogi,
Dosti se badi ibadat kya hogi,
Aise dost mil jaye AAp jaisa,
Use zindgi se shikayat kya hogi.

Sep,29 2015
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Bollywood Funny Pictures

Sep,28 2015
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Funny SRK

Sep,28 2015
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Harmony

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.

Sep,28 2015
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Yourself

Tell me about yourself.

Sep,28 2015
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Do not go too fast

It may seem exciting to bounce off him really fast, but you will get tired really fast. And most importantly, you will ruin the sex.

Sep,23 2015
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Ehsaas

Kal raat bahut dino ke bad book kholi to Ehsaas hua.
ki,
Ki book kholne ke baad jo nind aati hai,
Wo nind ki goli khane ke baad bhi nahi aati.

Sep,18 2015
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Allegator

Allegator - Some who alleges.

Sep,14 2015
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Khadak Singh

Khadak Singh ke khadakane se khadakati hain khidkiyan, khidkiyon ke khadakane se khadakata hai Khadak Singh.

Sep,14 2015
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Silk Shirts

Pre-shrunk silk shirts. (x3)

Sep,14 2015
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तीन सवाल

कोई भी काम शुरू करने के पहले तीन सवाल अपने आपसे पूछो मैं ऐसा क्यों करने जा रहा हूँ
इसका क्या परिणाम होगा ? क्या मैं सफल रहूँगा

 

Sep,9 2015
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Subah ko Satana

Subah ko Satana Accha Lagta Hai,
Soye Huye ko Jagana Accha Lagta Hai
Jab Yaad Aati Hai Kisiki to
Use bhi apni yaad dilana accha lagta hai.

 

 

Sep,9 2015
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Husband Wife

Sep,7 2015
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Professor & Plumber

Sep,4 2015
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Second Date

A first date is not an audition for marriage. It is just a tryout for a second date. No one ever fell in love while analyzing every detail of their momentous first meeting.

Sep,4 2015
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Saltwater Lake

Lonar Lake, a saltwater lake in Maharashtra, was created by a meteor hitting the Earth and is one of its kind in India.

Sep,4 2015
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Duniya Kurbaan

Pyaar Me Maut Se Darta Kaun Hai,
Pyaar Ho Jata Hai Karta Kaun Hai,
Aap Jaise Yaar Par Duniya Kurbaan,
Aur Aap Puchte Hai Ki Aap Par Marta Kaun Hai.

Sep,1 2015
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Khaali Hath

Gabbar: Kitne Aadmi the ?
Kalia: Sarkar 1.
Gabbar: Aur tum ?
Kalia: 100.
Gabbar: Fir b wapas aa gaye woh b khali hath, kaun tha woh ?
kalia: RAJNIKANT.
Gabbar: Oops sorry bhai.

Aug,28 2015
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Birthday Party

Santa Aur Banta Ki Kaafi Jumm Ke Thukayi Hui.
Par Kyun?
Kyun Ki Dono Ek Birthday Party Mein Muft Ka Khana Khaate Hue Pakde Gaye Aur Puchne Pe Jawab Diya,
Hum To Ladki Walon Ki Taraf Se Hain.

Aug,24 2015
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Your Special Day

Birthdays come around every year, but friends like you only come once in a lifetime. I’m so glad you came into my life. Best wishes on your special day.

Aug,19 2015
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Alexander Woollcott

There is no,
Such thing,
In anyone's life,
As an unimportant day.

Aug,19 2015
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Chahat Ka Imtihaan

Is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihaan mat leejiye,
Kyun ho khafa ye bayan to keejiye,
Kar deejiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,
Yun yaad na kar ke saza to na deejiye.

Aug,18 2015
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Nai Subah

Nai Subah Itni Sayani Ho Jaye
Aapke Dukho Ki Sari Bate Purani Ho Jae
De Jaye Itni Khushiya Ye Din,
K khushi Bhi Aapke Muskurahat Ki Diwani ho Jaye.
Good Morning

Aug,18 2015
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A Good Doctor

Doctor to Patient: You Will Die Within 2 Hours.
Do you Want to See Any One Before you Die?
Patient: Yes. A Good Doctor.

Aug,17 2015
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Swarg Ka Dhakkan

Aug,14 2015
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Dosti Hospital Me

Tumse Dosti kuch is tarah Nibhayenge,
Hazar baar rythoge to manayenge,
Maan jana warna aisi dosti dikhayenge,
Ki log apse milne hospital me ayenge.

Aug,10 2015
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Eleanor Roosevelt

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. 

Aug,6 2015
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Ladki Ka Message

Padhi likhi ladki se flirt karne ka nuksaan bas yeh hota hai
Ki uska har message ka matlab Google karke dekhna padhta hai.

Aug,5 2015
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Enchanting Compliment

Pay her an enchanting compliment. Everyone loves to be complimented, and girls are no exception. A compliment is the perfect way for you to hint that you want to kiss her, while making her feel beautiful and adored.

Aug,5 2015
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Maid For Each Other

PJ TIME.
Sarla cleans Vimla's house.
Vimla cleans Sarla's house.
They are maid for each other.

Aug,5 2015
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Tumhara Naam

BOY: JAAN! Tumhara naam hath pe likhu k dil pe,
G:Idhar udhar kaha likhte ho? Agar sacha pyar krte ho to sedhe apne proprty k paper pe likho

Aug,3 2015
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Anokhey Ehsaas

Anjaan ek saathi ka iss dil ko intejar hai,
Pyasa hain ye aankhen aur dil bekarar hai,
Unke saath mil jaye to har raah aasan ho jayegi,
Shayad issi anokhey ehsaas ka naam Pyaar hai.

Aug,1 2015
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Bollywood Funny

Jul,31 2015
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Chicken ke Sath

Santa Roti ka 1 Tukda Khud Kha Raha Tha Aur 1 Pass Baithi Murgi Ko Khila Raha Tha...
Banta: "Ye kya kar raha hai?"
Santa: "Chicken ke Sath Roti Kha Raha Hu.
Shavan Chal Rahe Hain Na.

Jul,31 2015
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Light And Soft

Keep your kisses light and soft (at first).

Jul,30 2015
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Girlfriend Se Shaadi

Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai.

Jul,29 2015
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Aap Per Inaam

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai,
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai,
Upar likha hai most wanted,
Neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai.

Jul,28 2015
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Introducing Desi Fun

Jul,27 2015
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2000Rs In Pocket

Maths Teacher To Santa: If You Had 1000Rs in Your Pocket,
And 1000Rs In Other Pocket, What would u think ?
Santa:Yeh pant kis ki hai?

Jul,27 2015
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Funny Love Couple

Jul,23 2015
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MAST CHHAMIYA

Lady Teacher ne,
MY TEACHER par 10 lines likhne ko kaha.
Thodi der bad golu ne uthkar pucha: Madam,
MAST CHHAMIYA ko english me kya kahte hain?

Jul,23 2015
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Pakistani Funny

Jul,22 2015
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Baap ko

Mari Janeman kya bataoon,
kaise sitam dhaati hai
Sapney mein bhi kambakht,
apney baap ko leke aati hai

Jul,20 2015
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Larki Kisi Bhi

Facebook pe ladki kisi bhi desh ki ho,
Sabse zyada commnts hum Indians ke hi hote hain..!! 😀

Jul,20 2015
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भगवान के दर्शन

पत्नी: मैं हर रोज पूजा करती हूं काश एक दिन श्री कृष्णा के दर्शन हो जाये!
पति: एक बार मीराबाई बन के जहर पीले श्री कृष्णा क्या , सारे भगवान के दर्शन हो जायेंगे

Jul,17 2015
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Tez Barish

Dost aisa hota hai,jo hume aapna man sake,
Hamari har dard ko jan sake,
Ho rahi ho tez barish me bhi,
Pani me se aansnou ko pehechan sake.

Jul,17 2015
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Na Kiya Hasil

Mujh ko rula kar vo bhi roya to hoga,
Mooh aansuon se usne bhi dhoya to hoga,
Agar na kiya hai hasil kuch humne pyar mein,
Kuch na kuch usne bhi khoya to hoga.

Jul,17 2015
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Kidney Churai Hai

Mareez (Nurse se): I love you Tumne mera dil chura liya hai.
Nurse (Sharmate hue): Chal jhuthe, humne to dil ko hath bhi nahin lagaya,
Humne to sirf Kidney churai hai.

Jul,17 2015
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Beautiful Art

Jul,15 2015
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मैं भी नहीं

गलतियोंसेजुदातुभीनहीं, मैंभीनहीं;
दोनोंइंसानहैं, ख़ुदातुभीनहीं, मैंभीनहीं;
गलतफहमियोंनेकरदीदोनोंमेंपैदादूरियां;
वरनाफितरतकाबुरातुभीनहींथा, मैंभीनहीं।

Jul,15 2015
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