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Hitler Says: I suggest u to do WAR but never Love Bcoz in WAR either u Live or U Die But in Love neither u Live nor u Die So stay Single n always Ready to Mingle.
May,5 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Imran Khan Ki biwi Ki shadi

Imran Khan :- Pehle mein apni wife ko B.A. karwaunga,

Phir M.A. phir PHD karwaunga,

Phir badhiya si naukri dilwaunga..

Kapil :- Phir acchaa sa rishta dekh kar uski shaadi bhi karwa dena....!

May,4 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Dard mein

Muskurahat tumhi se milti hai, dard mein raahat tumhi se milti hai, tum mat ruthna mujhse kabhi, kyonki jeene ki chaahat tumhi se milti hai

May,4 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Din Aur Raat

Jadu He Uski Har ek Baat MeYaad Bahut Aati Hai Din Aur Raat Me Kal Jab Dekha Tha Mene Sapna Rat Me Tab bhi Uska Hi Haath Tha Mere Haath Me.

May,4 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Don’t force

If it happens, it happens. Don’t force it.

May,2 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Dildar na mile

Dil do kisi ek ko magar nek ko
?
Jab tak sucha dildar na mile
?
Try karo har ek ko.

May,2 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Toy plane

Mr. DAD your wife hit me badly..
i am not gonna stay with u anymore.
Dont try to stop me or butter me with a toy plane,
i need my barbie doll bye.

May,2 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Chances Full Hai

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai,
Usse chahna ek bhool hai.
Jo inki soch mein gul hai,
Samjho uski Compartmental ke chances full hai.

May,2 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Every Inch

Gonna Give You Every Inch Of My Love

May,1 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Jameen per

Aaj bhigi hai palke kisi ki yaad me,
aakash bhi simat gaya hai apne aap me,
oas ki boonde aisi giri hai jameen per,
maano chand bhi roya ho unki yaad me

Apr,30 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Dard Hota Hai

Saans Tham Jati Hai Per Jaan Nahi Jaati
Dard Hota Hai Per Aawaj Nahi Aati
Ajeeb Log Hai Is Zamaane Mein
Koi Bhul Nahi Pata Aur Kisiko Yaad Nahi Aati

Apr,30 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Kya khayega

Mom: Kya khayega?
Me: Aloo hai?
Mom: No
Me: Paneer?
Mom: No
Me: Chicken?
Mom: No
Me: Eggs?
Mom: nahi.
Me: Tala hai?
Mom: yes
Me: Kitchen pe laga do

Apr,30 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Class me

Teacher: class me ladai kyun nahi karni cahaie?

Pappu: pata nahi exam mein kiske peche baithna pad jaye..

Apr,29 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Without affair

Aaj kal 2 chezain sirf qismat waloonko milty hai

1: Jungle main ghomta huwa white hathi.

2: Without affairs wala Jeevan sathi.

Apr,29 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Like Gas

Friends are like gas in the ass.
Some are loud,
some are silent,
some are thuuss,
some are phuss.

However they maybe,
they bring a lot of relief.

Apr,29 2015
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U Ignore

If u read, u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?

Apr,28 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Misunderstand

When u feel bitterness towards someone,
Look into ur memory
to find at least 1 good moment u have spent with that person!
People aren’t bad always,
they r often misunderstand!

Apr,27 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Very very funny

Touching lines by an ex-boyfriend:
Aaj apni girlfriend ki shadi me jaa kar yeh ehsas hua ki,
Khana acha ho to mohabbat bhi feeki lagti hai..!!

Apr,27 2015
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REDLIGHT

Teacher- Bachcho aaj hum grammar padhnge
1 aurat 1 khidki se jhank rahi hai
Boy- Ye 1 vachan hua
Teache- Bahut c aurte khdkiyo se jhak rahi hain
Boy- Ye to REDLIGHT area hai

Apr,24 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
PAPPI TA DO

Kaash Ladkian Papita Bechti Hoti To Ladkon Ko Bohut Faida Hota
Puchho To

Woh Kaise?

Ldka Ldki Se Kehta

Hello Madam

-

-

PAPPI TA DO...

Apr,21 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Kiss my lips

The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, 
The rose may kiss the butterfly, 
The morning due may kiss the grass,
But you my friend may kiss my lips!!

Apr,21 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Don’t judge

 Don’t judge someone’s life until you’ve felt their pain

Apr,21 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
i dont love u

You’re always on my mind, wanna be with you, its all true but i dont love u…!

Apr,21 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
i miss you

i wanna die looking in your eyes..!!! i miss you really……..!!!!

Apr,21 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
GOLMAAL RETURN

If Any Fat Girl Cross U…
But Come Back 2 U At Listening Of Ur Whistle ..
ThiS Situation Iz CaaLD ..
“GOLMAAL RETURN”

Apr,21 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Choice is urs…


What is d difference between Monkey & Donkey?
Monkey will save dis message
& Donkey will delete dis message. Choice is urs…

 

Apr,21 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Don't have a girlfriend.


Reason why I never let my girlfriend touch my phone. I don't have a girlfriend.

Apr,20 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Rishte

Karib Itna Raho Ki Rishton Mein Pyar Rahein,
Dur Bhi Itna Raho ki Aane Ka Intejaar Rahein,
Rakho Ummeed Rishton Ke Darmiyan Itni,
Ki Tut Jayein Ummeed Magar Rishte Barkarar Rahein..!!

 

Apr,20 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Baba Ramdev

90 saal ke ek dadaji mrityu ke baad swarg pahunche..

Swarg mein khoobsurat apsarao ka nritya dekh kar dada ji fut-fut kar rote hue bole…

“Saala Baba Ramdev ke chakkar mein nahin padta, to kab ka yaha pahunch gaya hota”

 

Apr,18 2015
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MMS

Guard enters Sonia Gandhi’s office- “Madam aapka MMS aaya hai!!”

Sonia Gandhi- Oh Noo!!

Manmohan Singh enters: “Kamino. Mera poora naam liya karo.”

Apr,18 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Beta Bra Ho Gya

Aapka beta bahut bra ho gaya hai.
Umar kya hai uski?
Woh panties saal ka hai.
Hose-siyaar hai,nahi?
Cup itna bra ho gaya pata nahi chala..

Apr,18 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Degi

Girl: If you will propose me with shortest sentence ever then only I will accept ..

Boy: DEGI?

Apr,18 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Sweetest language

Bengali : Our language is sweetest
We call everyone politely..
Like mithun da, bappi da, pranab da!!
Punjabi : lo ji saddi wi same to same , bhen da, maa da, bhutni da ??????????

 

Apr,18 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Oh Kheta di Mehak

Oh Kheta di mehak,
Oh jhumara da nachna,
Hada yaad aunda hai,
Tere naal manaya hoeya har saal yaad aunda hai
Dil karda hai tere kol aake Vaisakhi da anand lelaan
Ki karan kam di majburi,
Phir vi dost tu mere dil vich rehnda hain...
Happy Baisakhi!!

Apr,13 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Pappu

Pappu: I love you!
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I'll even die for you.
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I can't live without you.
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I even bought a diamond ring for you.
Girl: Really?
Pappu: Phurrrrr...

Apr,13 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Mobile recharge

Aur ladki ke mobile pe hamesha top up karwado taki wo aap se mobile pe bhi batt karsake.

Apr,13 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
what is success

Father: Success is when signature turns into autograph.
Son: No dad,
.
Success is…
when Signature turns intoBlack Label or Chivas Regal!

Apr,13 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Ek kadva sach

Ye jeevan ka ek kadva sach hai bhakton. Aajkal usi ladke ki har koi izzat karta hai jiski girlfriend hoti hai. Bina girlfriend waalo ko koi nahi poochhta hai.

Apr,9 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Shakal-soorat aur baal

 Use boldo ki uski shakal-soorat aur baal kisi filmi hero se milte hain. Ye jhooti baatein bolte waqt hasna mat. Phir kya, wo is kadar tumhare liye paagal ho jaayega ki tum soch bhi nahi sakti.

Apr,9 2015
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This is deadly.

Sardar was driving car very fast.
Trafic police caught him.
Sardar-Sir, I am learning driving.
Police-without Teacher?
Sardar-ya,i m from IIN…

Apr,4 2015
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On whatsapp groups

Hey Bhagwan,
Aaj kaise bhi India ko jeetado. Admin ka Tirupati main mundan
karvaa denge..!!!

Apr,4 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Rose Is laal

Rose is Laal,
Sky is Neela &
Your mind is Khali Pateela.
Sorry Bura lga kya?

COFFEE is Hot,
Water is Cool,
I'm Smart & You're Fool.
Lo or Bura Maan lo...

Mar,21 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
बीवी ने कुछ कहा तो नहीं

संता पार्टी से रात को देर से घर गया।

अगले दिन दोस्तों ने उससे पूछा- बीवी ने कुछ कहा तो नहीं??

संता- न न, कुछ खास नहीं.. ये दो दांत तो मुझे वैसे भी निकलवाने थे!

 

Mar,16 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Ishq Ka Ehsas

Ek din jab hua ishq ka ehsas unhe,
Wo hamre pas aakar pure din rote rahe,
Aur hum bhi itne khudgarz nikle yaro,
Ke ankhein band kar kr kafan me sote rahe..

Mar,16 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
खुलकर अपनी बात कहें

दबंग : लड़कियों को लड़कों का कॉन्फिडेंट नेचर बहुत भाता है। उन्हें शर्मीले और संकोची लड़के बिल्कुल पसंद नहीं हैं। इसलिए कभी भी बात करने में हिचकिचाएं नहीं और खुलकर अपनी बात कहें।

Mar,14 2015
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Santa Kumbh Ke Mele Me..

Santa praying in kumbh Mela:
He prabhu,
Nyaay kro.
Kumbh K Mele me
hmesa bhai-bhai hi Q bichhadte he
Kabhi pati-patni pr Bhi to try kro.

Mar,11 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Feel divine

Happy Valentine's Day
to
Singles ready to mingle
Twos who're cochy coos
Triangles trying to shoo away someone
Foursomes who're overdoing it
Fives who are kinky
Sixes who are into orgy
Sevens who feel they're in Heaven
Eights who aren't really dates
Nines who feel divine
Tens who can't really be men!

Feb,6 2015
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Ek teacher

I am Anjali Sharma, 25 female from jammu. Abhi main married hoon lekin ye stry tab ki hai jab mai unmarried thi ya phir yun kaho ki maney apni jawani me kdam rakha tha. Ye khani jab ki hai jab main +1 min thi jab mein 16 saal ki thi. Toh huva yun ke. Aaj mera janam din tha mai teachers ko mithai baant rahi thi. Sabhi teachers ko de chuki thi bas mere chemisry ki mam reh gaye they. Main uno dhundtey hundtey chem lab mein pahoonchi. Whan dekha ke chemical room mein halchal ke awajein a rahi thi. Mainet darvaze ke upar se dekha ki mam sirf salwar mein they aur engish ke sir apna penis nikal ke khade they. Meri friend mere saath thi hum dono ek dusre ko dekhney lagey. Tabhi mam ney sir ka penis munh me dal liya aur jaldi aldi choosney lagi hum dono akhen phad phad kar dekhney lagee. Mam toh unmarried they lekin sir do bachon ke baap they. Thodi der bad sir ne mam ke moohme ejaculate kar diya. Mam bra pahneny lagey hum jaldi se benchj se utar gaye aur darvajey ke taraf chale gaye. Aur wahin khadey ho gaye. Mam aur sir bahr aye toh mam ne humey dekha pahley toh mam dar gaye lekin humney aisey jataya kwe hamney kuch dekha hi nahin. Mainey mam ko mithai khilai aur whan se chaley gaye. Hum dono hot hochuki thi kyunki mainey pahle baar kisi ka penis dekha tha aur meri fried ne bhi. Hum jaldi se girls toilet mein gaye aur finguring karney lagee. Hum dono wapis class mein aa gaye. 2 periods baad chemistry ki lab thi. Hum jaisey hi lab mein ghuse humey woh sara najara phir yaad aa gaya. Mainey apni fried ko kha toh hum dono bhi chemical oom mei chale gaye aur finguring karney lagey. Itney mei mam aa gayee. Mam hum dono ko dantaney lagi main toh chup rahi lekin meri friend ne kaha aur jab saali tu yahan rashid(english teacher) ke saath kar rahee thi. Ye suntey hee mam ka rang ud gaya.

Maney usey chup rahney ko kha toh woh chup ho gaayee. Hum 3 room se bahar aaye mam ki aakhen sharam se neechey thi. Lab over honey ke baad mam ne hum dono ko rok liya. Jaisey hi lab me se sab chale gaye mam ney hum dono ke pair pakd liye aur kaha ki ye baat kisi ko naa btayen. Mera mann khrab ho chuka tha toh mainey kha ki ek shrat hai. Mam ne kha kya. Ye boltey hi maney kha mam agar aap hamare samney sir ke saath sex karo toh hum kisi ko nahin batyengey. Mam ne kha ki jo bhi hum khengi woh kar dengi lekin sex nahin. Par main aur meri dost zidd par add gayee. Mam ne kha thik hai mauka dekh kar kar lenge. Hum dono bhi maukey ki talsh karney lagey aur issi chakkar mein humney mam ke paas tution rakh li. Ek din mam ke parents kahin chale gayee ghar par sirf mam aur mam ka chota bhai tha. Meri dost ne kaha mam aaj mauka hai. Mam ne ek aur baar plz ki lekin hum nahin maani. Mam ne sir ko phone karke bulya. Jaisey hi sir aaye mam ne apne bhai ko kha ke bazar se khana le aaye mam ka khan bananey ka mood nahin hai.

Sir ne kha kya baat hai. Toh mam ne kha ye hai woh 2 chudail jinhoney us din humey dekha tha. Sir ka bhi rang ud gya. Meri dost ne kha chalo te waste mat karo shuru ho jao. Suntey hi mam ne sir ko pakad liyaaur sir ko kiss karney lagee. Dono ek soosre ke kapdey utarney lagey. Thodi der meindono nude ho gaye. Sir mam ke mommey choosney laggey. Aur mam ney kha woh 16 ki ho chuki hai lekin ye abhi 15 ki hi hai.sir ne meri tarf dekha aur kaha when apple is red its ready to pluck and when girl is 16 it isready to fuck. Mam ne meri bazoo pakdi aur apni traf khicney lagee. Maney mam ko zor se thappad mara aur kha ki humey sex dekhna hai krna nahin hai. Lekin meri dost ney apna top utar diya aur kha sex toh main bhi nahin karoongi lekin enjoy toh karoongi. Tabhi mam ka bhai darwaja knock krney laga. Mam dar gayee aur mainey gussey mein darwaza khol diya aur mam ke hi ko dekh kar boli dekh teri bahen kya kar rahee hai. Sir ne mauka sambhal aur kha ki we are enjoying if you want than you can too. Itnet mein meri friend ney apni jeans bhi utar di, aur mam ke bhai se lipat gayee. Aur kahney lagee main tujhsey bahut pyaar karti hoon. Ye suntey hi usney usey god me utha liya aur kha main bhi tujhsey pasand karta hoon lekin main anjali yaani mujhsey pyar karta hai.main sun kar pagal ho gayee aur wahin khadi rahi. Mam ki sharm tut chuki thi mam ne sir ka apney munh me le liya aur jor jor se choosney lagey. Mam ka bhai ne bhi kapdey utar diye. Aur sanjna(meri friend) ke bra utar ke mere munh par faink di. Aur sanjana ke boobies chusne laga sanjana ne kha agar tum mujsey pyar nahin krtey toh mere saath ye kyun kr rahey ho. Toh mam ka bhai kehta ki tere saath practise kar raha hoon. Aur udhar sir ne mam ke baal pakde aur badi berahme se utah diya.aur mam ko table pra bitha ke dhakka maar diya. Sir ne mam ki pussy par apna pennis rakha aur jaisey hi dhakka marne laga mam ka bhai ne sir ko dhkka maar diya aur kaha ruko abhi ek minute. Aap mere samney meri behn ke saath aisa nahin kra saktey.sir ne kaha toh phir kaise karoon bahenchod. Usney kaha dekho phir. Kehte hj usney sir ko kaha ki aap chair par baitho woh jaisey hi char par baithey mam ke bhai ne sir o chair se baandh diya. Mam ne kha thankyou amit aaj tumney mujhey bacha liya. Is par amit kahney laga unhoney mujhe behnchod kha hai aur snajna plz mujey behnchod bnnaye mein help kar. Snjna ne mam ko pakad liya aur amit ne der na kartey hue mam ki taangey kholi aur mam ki pussy mein apna penis ghusa diya mam cheekh padee saale behnchod, tu kab se mere pe najar gadye tha, amit ne apni bahen ko badi berahmei se choda aur apni behen ki pussi me sara sperm chod diya. Aur kaha ab isey choos. Mam bhi choosney lagi. Amit ka land dobara khada ho chuka tha main bhi do baar ejaculate ho chuki thi. Aur amit ne ab sanjana ki panty utari aur kha ab tu aa. Aur phir sanjana ko chodney laga. Mam ne sir ko khol diya aur sir se chudney lagee sir ne kha mujhey bhi toh kisi tight chut marney do toh madam boli anjali kis liye hai. Ye suntey hi main whan se bhag gayee. Agle din jab main school pahonchi toh mam aur sanjanna chutti par thi. Tabhi sir takra gaye. Sir ne kaha thankyou anjali main bhi kafee dino se sapna ke saath sex plan kar raha tha lekin woh saali maan hi nahin rahee thi. Tere jaane ke baad mainey amit ki gaand mari aur sanjna aur sapna ke saath do baar sex kiya. Aur haan sapna keh rahi thi ki woh tera bahut bura haal karegi. Aurmam ne aisa hi kiya.

Jan,5 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Savita Getting Trapped

Hi Shilpa this is Savita just mailing what happened to me so you can understand what happens to a women when is taken in to a different world. I married Manohar who was small time worker in MIDC Pune and we come from a very poor family. I never used to wear bra too even after my wedding so my breasts are smooth and big after I had my first daughter. But that doesn’t mean I am so beautiful. I am 5.4 brownish complex and normal looking girl.

The second stuff is that I too worked in a net café as my husbands earning is not that much so to help him I started working at a nearby net café keeping our daughter at one of my husbands cousin’s place.

The owner Paresh had other business he has tourist cars and use to sells computers and printers and mobile lot of stuff. He had also agencies of internet connection and he has almost 7 offices in the same building. He had his flat on the second floor where he use to sit most of the time.

There were few other females working but everyone knew he was bastard. He never disrespected any of the office women and hardly talked to them but we came to know from other male staff that he was womanizer and use to spend lot of money on call girls.

It was almost after a year of working gaining his confidence and he gave me more responsibilities and also increased my work load along with the salary. He use to keep money with me telling to give to his drivers or his other engineers. I was very loyal to him with respect to him and I made sure not a single paisa is less of what he gave.

Once he gave me Rs. 50, 000/- and told me to make three payments as he was going to Bombay for some work. I kept in the drawer where I usually keep it and the next day in the morning when I checked it was gone. I also didn’t know what to do and out of the blue my father in law was very ill so my husband too was not there as he had taken our one and half year old daughter so I won’t have any problem while working. I was shit scared and didn’t know what to do.

I called Paresh sir and told him what happened and he was really bad mouthed and cursed me with all the bad words without bothering I am women. He came back that day very late in the evening and I was with him alone in his office where he told this is bad and he has to give police complaint and let them do what they want to do. (For a girl of my background Police means trouble shame and all that stuff. In fact my husband had a complaint of rash driving and the case was still on at that time with all the trouble. It wasn’t major accident but two people were injured and the case went for a long time and I knew how he was troubled though it was not his fault)

I was scared as the keys were with me and somebody stole from my desk without my knowledge so the blame could obviously come to me. I pleaded him and he told that where will the 50000 come from and he told if I hadn’t taken then why I am afraid of the same. But still I told him the police will question me and so on. I was on his knees to help me with the situation. But in doing so my sari had come down and my breast were on his legs.

Paresh sir told 50000 is a big amount for me but if I want can repay it with letting him do what he wants and telling the same his hands came on my shoulder lifting me up seeing my sari phallu down I tried to pick it up to which let it be and his hands came on my left breast. I was shocked with the same.

I had my crying telling how he can think about the same and all that stuff and he was adamant telling me its give and take relationship as I made a loss to him I have to repay it. I still remember our argument started around 7:45 pm and at 9 pm sharp with lot of ifs buts no and yes lot of bad words from Paresh sir and all that arguments I agreed with no other options left with me.

His hands came on my shoulders and took me inside. I had seen it but today I felt it was like quicksand or something like that it was his bedroom and once inside he closed the door and he pushed me on the big bed and removed his shirt and his trousers along with his underwear. I couldn’t believe seeing the same and eyes were fixed on his cock. He said what are you looking at he said stroking his proud cock. I was shocked at seeing his prick. It was almost much bigger and fatter then what my husband had. Paresh sir brought his hand on my face and was slowly moving the same showing his prick in all its glory. I felt frightened thinking what it could do to my poor body and me. Paresh sir smiled while massaging my cheeks said take it in your hand. I didn’t say anything, as I knew I am gone. He won’t stop without fucking me and brought my hand and held his throbbing prick.

“Ab apne moo mein chooso isse” Sir said gripping my hairs. I didn’t respond to the same, as I had never done the same before. Paresh sir held his cock and started hitting on my cheeks I pleaded him, to which he hit his cock hard on my nose, which really hurt me “jo bolta huw vo karneka, samzi kay”.

I had no option other then taking his huge cock in my mouth. The moment it was near my mouth I had split my mouth wide open to take his cock. My mouth was totally dry he pulled his cock back and spitted inside my mouth twice, “abh choos rand chal jaldi, mera lund dekhe tere muh ka pani kay sukh gaya kay.”

His cock started sliding in and out of my mouth smoothly as he spitted another 2-3 times in my mouth and a strange new cock in my mouth didn’t made me resist but wanted more of it. I was eagerly sucking his cock, and Paresh sir was groaning and was using all his slang words, which I never heard before. “Yes!” he groaned. “Choos, rundi Jorse choos Choos mere lavde ko hanh uhhh hanh. uhhh hanh uhhh aise chul rundi jorse!”

He grabbed my neck and pushed his cock further in. “Kaisaa lag raha hai mera lund, ” Sir asked, and it really choked my throat almost vomiting a lot of spit and sir applied the same to his cock and started rubbing it on my face. He withdrew his prick and asked me to lick his balls telling me, “Mera lund itna accha chusa hai tune ab use hi achi teri chudai mast karunga rand.Aaj teri chut ko chodke uspe mera laude ka thappa laga dunga aur tujhe meri randi banuga”.

“Apne kapde nikal, mujhe tere nang jism dekhne hain”. I was still holding his cock and sucking his balls and he made me stand hastily removed my sari petticoat blouse and seeing my breast he immediately pushing me back on the bed latched onto them and sucked and bit vigorously.

He proceeded to rip my soaked panties. Roughly pushing my legs apart kneeling down he licked my cunt “mmmhhhhh kay garam choot hai”. I was shocked to see what he did, never thought that anyone could lick out there. Paresh sir pushed me again he parted my legs and sank his cock in my cunt in a jerk with a strong push. I wailed at the assault “aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh oooooooiiiiiii maaaaaaaaaaaaa”.

“Oohhhhhhhhhhhhh”, I moaned, warily looking at him, as Paresh sir entered his full prick deep in my cunt with one stroke. I too was wet, and my cunt lips were stretched fully in a moment, that pained me a lot. Paresh removed his whole prick outside fully and started to hit his cock in my cunt lips and again with one shove he again pushed his dick-head in. “aaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii uunnnnnnnnnggggggghhhhhhhhh”, I moaned feeling the pleasure of my cunt being stretched by his cock. “Bahut tight hai teri chhoot, tere ko chodne mein bahut maja ayega”, Paresh sir began moving his prick in and out of my cunt. I was lifting my buttocks to meet his powerful thrusts. “Meri jan, teri chhoott to bahut giliye auur tiigghttt haii, majjja ayega roj terko chodne mein”.

I was just moaning in pleasure with his nice hard fuck and coming to know the same he was laughing and telling me, ” mujhhee maluum hai teriii chooti taras rahii hai, yehh ley jjor sse, yyee auur joorr seeaa”. He now was fucking me furiously, his balls slapping against my buttocks. “Hhaaiiiii uuunngggghhhh”, I wailed in pleasure as Paresh sir rammed me powerfully.

I held his arms tightly and all my nails were dugged in his arms as I wailed in pleasurably to a shattering orgasm. To be very frank it was just second or third time in my whole life I had a huge orgasm. Paresh sir immediately said “Nikal gaiye tere pani Kaisa laga, Maazzaa aayyaa”, he asked.

“Uunngghhhh hhhaaiinn”, I moaned softly. I was in throes of orgasm and continuously wailing, ” Aahh ooohhnn uunngghh uunnhhggg aarrrgg uunnn oohhhhhhhhhhh”. His balls were slapping my ass with each stroke. Paresh sir was about to explode, he did not withdraw, and instead he held my neck pulling me more towards him and inserted deep in and ejaculated deep inside me. For the first time I could feel hot cum splashing deep in her cunt.

Paresh sir and got up and sat in his chair nude and lighted a cigarette and telling me, that I was one hell of a fuck. I took my clothes and rushed out inside the bathroom.

I didn’t know standing in the small bathroom, to be very frank I loved it like anything but unable to understand how I could like it. The bathroom was wet so came out to wear my clothes. I saw Paresh sir waiting out there just in his pants bare chest and came near to me and pulled me back in his bed telling me, “Kay mast jism diya hai bagwan ne terko dil karta hai terko chodte raho, waise mere sath chudwae terko kaisa laga ”. I didn’t answer and wrapping my clothes on my body was trying to move the other side.

He told me to stay back as he knew my husband is not there and he fucked me twice in the night and again in the early morning before he let me go. Its seven years now that I am with Paresh sir and also have another daughter because of Paresh sir. After I had my daughter he tells me that the 50000 Rs he had stolen with his duplicate key so that I can have sex with him.

That’s my story.

Well I know Shilpa why I kept going because the sex I had with Paresh sir was so different and I felt that what I got from my husband wasn’t even 10% and Paresh sir was like a horse or sex god demon whatever. I love the way he fucks me I know its not traditional style the office fuck the quick stuff everything I love it. After a month or so he showed me all this porn sites and I got addicted to it what to do and made me addict to sex. But he always respected me in front of others never he made others feel that there is something between us.

That’s all Shilpa from me

Jan,4 2015
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Meri Pyari Nanad Ka Pyar

Hello dosto. Mera naam Shilpa hai. Aur mai 31 saal ki separated lady hu. Mera ek 5 sal ka beta hai Vivek. Mere husband se kabhi mujhe pyar nhi mila. Humesha ladte jhagadte the mar peet krte the. Sex bhi janvaro ki tarah krte the jisme mujhe sirf dard hota tha bilkul bhi maja nahi aata tha.

Meri Nanad, Arpita hi sasural me aisi thi jo mujhe pyar karti thi. Wo 19 saal ki ekdam hot figure wali ladki thi. Mujhe use dekhke pata nhi kyu aisa lagta tha jaise uski najre mujhse kuch chahti hai. Bar bar mujhe pyar jatati rahti thi. Apko bata du mere boob ka size 34c kamar 30 aur gand 36 thi. Arpita ke boob 32 aur gand mere jitni moti thi.

Ek din rat ko mere pati 11 baje ghar aaye . Aate hi gate lock kiya mujhe kapde utarne ko bola. Maine utar diye unhone bhi. Fir mujhe kutiya banne ko kaha. Mera dil dhak dhak karne laga ki aj kya hoga. Mai chupchap kutiya ban gayi. Unhone lund pe koi cream lagaya aur lund meri gand pe rakhke sidha adndar dal diya. Meri cheekh nikal gayi aur mai dard se rone lagi.

Mere pati ne mera dard na samjhte hue gand marni shuru kardi. Meri gand se khun nikal gaya. Aur mai dard sahti rahi. Unka kam tamam ho gaya to wo lund nikalke saaf karke so gaye. Mai kuch der roti rahi. Fir aise hi nangi washrum ki tarf chal padi jo Arpita ke room ke samne tha. Piche meri gand se khun nikal raha tha aur jalan ho rahi thi.

Mai aaine k samne khadi hoke niche muh karke roni lagi achanak mere chuttado par kisi ke hatho ka ehsas hua mudke dekha to wo Arpita thi. Meri gand ke pas bethke dekh rahi thi aur uski aankho me aansu the. Mujhe ehsas hua ki mai nangi hu. Mai jane lagi to usne mujhe rok liya. Aur apne room me le gayi.

Mujhe rota dekh wo mujhse lipat gayi aur fafak ke rone lagi aur mai bhi rone lagi. Usne kaha bhabhi apko dard ho raha hai na. Maine kaha nahi. To boli mai sb janti hu. Bhaiya apko bahut marte hai. Maine kaha nahi beta wo nahi marte. To usne kaha bas bhabhi bahut ho gaya. Ab mai apki dekhbhal karungi mai apko pyar karungi maine kaha meri kismat me pyarr kahan to usne jhat se mere galo ko pakad ke apne hont mere honto pe rakh diye. Uske komal honto ka ehseas pake mai khud ko rok na saki aur uske gale ne apni baahe dalke uske mithe hont chusne lagi. Wo mere honto masti se chus rahi thi jaise usse bahut mithe lag rahe ho.

Fir uske hont mere honto se alag hue aur maine uske mathe ko chuma. Apni beti jaisi Nanad ki baaho me mai nangi hu iska ehsas mujhe tab hua jab wo niche bethke meri jangho ko chatne lagi. Aaaaaaaahhhhh kitna pyara ehsas tha wo. Maine kaha Arpita isse jyada pyar mai nahi sah paungi. Arpita boli bhabhi ap meri mumma ho aur apki beti sirf apki sewa karegi. Mai uski mithi baate sunke muskura di aur uske sir pe hath firane lagi.

Fir usne mujhe letne ko kaha to mai let gayi. Usne meri taange kholi aur uske samne meri halke baalo wali chut thi jiske hont ekdam ras se bhig rahe the aur wo fadfada rahi thi. Achanak se uske hont meri chut pe mahsus hue to meri siski nikal gayi.. Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh Arpita… Aur bas fir kya tha wo meri chut ko honto se chumne lagi aur danto se katne lagi. Ye ehsas mujhe pahli bar hua tha aur mai Arpita ke pyar me kho gyi thi.

Wo apni jeebh se meri chut chat rahi thi aur mai aahe bharke uske baal sahla rahi thi. Mujhe bahut maja aa raha tha chut chatwane me. Meri pyari Arpita meri chut ko hoto me bhar bhar ke chus rahi thi achanak usne ungliyo se meri chut ke darwaje khol ke apni jeebh ghusa di chut me. Mai ekdam tadp uthi aur maine uske sir ko apni jangho me daba liya aur wo chu ko andar tak chatne lagi. Ab mai uske meh me apni chut ghusane ki koshish karte hue dhakke lagane lagi. Mai jhadne wali thi. Mai Arpita ke muh me hi jhad gayi aur wo mera sara ras pi gayi aur chut chat ke saaf kar di.

Uske hont ekdam chip chipa rahe the jinhae dekhkar mai uske honto pe chipak gayi aur namkeen ras ko uske hono se pine lagi. Maine apni chut dekhi to wo ekdam chamak uthi thi. Maine Arpita se kaha mujhe susu aaya hai mai bathrum jake aati hu to usne bola kahi jane ki jarurat nahi hai yahi karlo. Mne kaha bed kharab ho jayega.

Wo boli ki ap bitch bano. Maine pucha ku to boli bano to. Mai ban gayi to wo mere piche ki taraf se letke andar aa gayi ab uska muh meri chut ke samne tha. To maine pucha ye kya to wo boli bhabhi apki Arpita ke hote hue apna pyar bathrum me ku bahaogi ap. Aap mere meh me susu karo. Maine use data but wo boli meri mumma ho to ap karogi.

Majburan mai uske honto pe apni chut satake beth gayi. Aur usne meri chut ko muh me bhar liya aur maine susu kiya to wo pinw lagi. Maine thoda susu rok ke usko bola ke apne muh se mujhe bhi pilana. Wo man gayi aur susu pikke mere pas aayi aur mere upar letke mere muh ko apne muh me bhar liya aur mera suru mujhe pilane lagi jiska swad uske thuk me milke ab mitha ho gaya tha.

Fir wo alag hoke mere boob dabane lagi. Mere boob ekdam tight the jinhe wo daba kar mulayam karna chah rahi thi. Fir usne mera dudh piya. Achanak meri gand me chubhan hui aur mai karah uthi. Fir usne meri gand ko bhi acche se chatke saaf kiya aur vaseline lagaya aur mujhe kapder pahnake sulaya.

Subah mai uthi to dekha ki wo so rahi thi aur uske masum chehre par halki muskan thi. Maine uske honto pe chuma aur uske baalo ko sahlane lagi. Wo jag gayi aur fir mujhse lipat gayi. Use baaho me bharke usse lipat gayi. Uske pyar ka ehsas mujhe ek haseen sapne ki taraf le gaya jo aj tak nahi tuta aur mai chahti hu ye kabhi na tute. Uske bad jab bhi uska ya mera man karta wo mujhe pyar kati hai.

Baad me pata laga ki ye rishta jise lesbian love kaha jata hai. Bas mai khush thi aur Arpita bhi. Usne kabhi mujhe apni chut nahi chatne di kuki wo kahti hai mera muh ganda ho jayega. Par jald hi mai uski chut chatungi.

Love u Arpita my darlin my baby. Use nahi pata ki ye story mai likh rahi hu

Jan,2 2015
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