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Mere honton se tere honton ko geela kar du
Tere honto ko mein aur bhi raseela kar du
Tu es kadar pyar kare ke pyar ki inteha ho jaye,
Tere honto ko chus kar tuje or n joshila kar du
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Intezaar ki aarzoo ab kho gayi hai.
khamoshiyon ki aadat ho gayi hai.
Na shikwa raha, na shikayat kisi se.
agar hai toh ek mohabbat,
jo In tanhaiyon se ho gayi hai …
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Exam Question: How to Kill an Ant..? (10marks)
Student’s Answer:
Mix Chili Powder with Sugar & Keep it outside the Ant’s Home..
After eating Ant will search for Water..
Somewhere near Water Tank., Push Ant into it!
Now Ant will go to dry herself near fire,
When It reaches near Fire, Put a Bomb into Fire..
Then U Admit wounded Ant in ICU..
Remove Oxygen mask from Its Mouth & kill the Bloody Ant.
Humse panga!
10 marks k liye hum teacher ko maar de, cheenti kya hai.
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Phoolon ki wadiyon me basera ho aapka,
Taron ke aangan me khubsurat savera ho aapka,
Duaa hai meri ye apne dost ke liye,
Humse bhi pyaara naseeb ho aapka…
Happy Birthday
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Bhai Suna ki kal raat 4 gundo ne aapki kanpati pe gun rakh ke pucha-
-Goli maru
-Ya Gaand?
Aaj aap ko whatsapp pr online dekh ke khushi ho rahi hai..
Good Decision
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तेज बारिश में बस स्टॉप पर खड़ा पप्पू एक लड़की के भीगे निप्पल (दूध) को देखकर बोला: आपकी हेड लाइट ऑन है।
लड़की: बिजली मेरी खर्च हो रही है या तेरी?
पप्पू: मगर लोड तो मेरे खंबे पर पड़ रहा रहा। ?
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Police: Oye, tune Papita Bechne wali ko kiss kyon kiya?? Santa: Sir, main bhi kya karta wo itni der se mere ghar ke bahar chilla rahi thi,PAPPI-TE LE LO, PAPPI-TE LE LO..
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Faasle mita kar aapas main pyaar rakhna,. dosti ka ye rishta hamesha barkaraar rakhna, bichhad jaaye kabhi aapse hum, aankhon main hamesha hamara intzaar rakhna…
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Dost Hote Nahi Bhul Jane ke liye Zindagi Milti Hai dost Banane Ke liye Humse Dosti Rakhyega To Itni Khushi Denge Ke Waqt Hee Nahi Milega Aansu Bahane Ke liye…
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Girl: Arey… Ab kya bolun main?
Boy: Pyaar karti ho to I love you bolo..
warna main abhi 2 packet maggi kha lunga!!
Girl: Nahi, aisa mat karna :-(
Boy: Jaldi bolo, paani chadha diya hai gas pe!! Bas 2 minute ki der hai
Girl: Acchha, I love you baba… bas maggi mat khana!!
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Asman se gire to barsat ban jaye
Ankho se gire to jazbat ban jaye
ye boond bhi kya ajeeb cheezz hai yaaron
sahi jagah gire to parivar ban jaye.
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Men and women who decide to flirt with adultery just once can become enmeshed in misery and unhappiness for themselves and their precious families.
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Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
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Girl- kxa tum mare liye chand tod k la sakte ho.
Boy- phir dharti k chakker tera baap lagayega.
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Do-It-Yourself Interviewing Practice There are a number of ways to prepare for an interview at home without the help of a professional career counselor or coach or a fee-based service. You can practice interviews all by yourself or recruit friends and family to assist you.
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Interview Preparation. Simple questions that you should be prepared to answer now that you are interviewing.
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2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
Na my wife is better.
2nd went in and came out n said
U R right ur wife is much better.
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Aayii aayii Diwali aayii,
Sath me ktini Khushiyan laayi,
Dhoom machao, mouj manao,
aap sab ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali
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Life is not always smooth and soft. There may be narrow ways,up and downs,darkness and shadows.overcome every thing with wise and patience.
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Feel something in my heart
It s like a little flame
Every time I see you
This flame lights up
This flame is special for you,
Because I LOVE YOU
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Hm yaad rahe to thik verna bhula dena
hui ho humse koi khata to verna dena,
hm to ek kore kagaj ki tarah hai,
kuch likho to thik verna jala dena
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Dear O Dear ur not near
but i can hear
dont get fear
Ur memories r here
liv wid cheer
no mere tear
and ur mine forever
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Shayari Krna Koi Sasti Nahi
Shayari Krna Koi Sasti Nahi
Aur Jo Ladki Aapki Tarf Dekhkar Hasti Nahi
To Samjh Lo Ki Wo Tooth Paste Krti Nahi.
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SMART Ho Aap Toh Bure Hm B Nhi
INTELLIGENT Ho Ap Toh Buddhu Hm B Nhi
Dosti Kr K Kehte Ho Busy H Hm
Yaad Karna Hmse Sikho Free Toh Hm B Nhi
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Kuch Log Jo Aankhon Mein Rhe Dil Mein Rhenge Ab
Bas Jagaah Bdal Rhee Hai Koi Duri Nhi Hai
Hum Aap Sey Mil Naa Sake Jab Dil Chahey Milna
Faaslon K Bad Bhi Aisi Mazburi Nhi Hai
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Khushi Itni Ho Ki Dikha Sako
Gam Bus Itna Ho Ki Tum Chupa Sako
Zindagi Mein Kam Se Kam 1 Dost Aisa Rakhna
Jiske Liye Tum Ghusse Mein Bhi Muskura Sako.
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Ek Aadmi: Kyun maar rahe ho is ko?
Sasur: Maine isko hospital se whatsapp
kiya ki Tum Baap Ban Gye Ho
Saale ne usko bhi doston ko forward kar diya
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Iss dost ki har khata ko maaf kar dena,
Har gile har shikve ko dil se saaf kar dena,
Akele na sehna koi bhi taklif,
Dukh ho ya sukh half-2 kar lena
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Najane kyu waqt is trah chala jata hai,
Jo waqt bura hai wo palat k samne ata hai,
Aur jis waqt ko hum chate hai,
Wo waqt ek lamha bankar beet jata hai.
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If i had a penny for every time i thought of u,
I’d still miss u but at least
I’d be rich enough 2 come & see u
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Bhukamp Ki khabar sunte hi
Admin ghar se bahar bhag Gaya hai
Abhi tak koi pata nahi
Kisi ko dikhai de to Bata dena
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Hubby: Call Ambulance I m having a heart attack
Wife: Okay Give me your mobile password
Hubby: Its okay, Im good
Men will be men
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Shamaa bani to parwaane bane
Jaam bana to maikhaane bane
Kuchh to khaas baat hai bittu sharma teri family mein…
Warna, yun hi nahin shehar mein Pagalkhaane bane.
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You need to ask your interviewers questions in turn to create a good impression, to evaluate the company and to also be prepared for what lies ahead
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Ladki Jab tum log ladki ko propose karte ho to uska hath kyun pakad lete ho?
Ladka: Bas apni hifaazat ke liye, ki kahin thappad na maar de
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Police: Oye tune Papita Bechne wali ko kiss kyon kiya?
Boy: Sir main bhi kya karta wo itni der se mere ghar ke bahar chilla rahi thi.
PAPPI-TE LE LO
PAPPI-TE LE LO.
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Why do students sleep for long hours?
fantastic answer said by our all students
Our dreams are always big
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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye.
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Dil mein kuch nehi aaj dard k siba
ankho me kuch nehi teri yaad k siba
dost tu mera sath mat chodna zindegi me
kuch nehi bacha teri dosti k siva.
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Salman: Kapil meri shaadi kab hogi?
Kapil: Kabhi nahin, kyunki tumhari zindagi mein sirf khushiya likhi hai
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Let the rain wash away All the pain of Yesterday.
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Tumhari naam ki gazalein
Chand par likhne ko ji chahta hai.
Par kya karu yeh zalim
Khwab amavas ki raat ko hi aata hai
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It doesnt matter who hurt you
or broke you down
what matters is who made you smile again.
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One of the best joke
Teacher: Where is the
CAPITAL of INDIA?
Student: In Swiss Banks.
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