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Piroya Karenge Hum

Mil Kar Juda Huye To Na Soya Karenge
Hum, Ek Dusre Ke Yaad Mein Roya
Karenge Hum, Aansu Jhalak Jhalak
Ke Satayenge Raat Bhar, Moti
Palak Palak Mein Piroya Karenge Hum

May,24 2016
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Khda Kr Deta Hai

Sabse Bada Terrorist Kaun Hoti Hai
Aurat
Jo Har Raat 1 Towar Ko Gira Deti Ha.
Sabse Bada Builder Kaun
MARD
Jo Agli Raat Fir Usi Tower Ko Khda Kr Deta Hai.

May,24 2016
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Nainsaafi


Tujhe Bewafa Bhi Kahoon To Na insaafi Hogi,
Kyonki Pyaar Ki Bhul To Pahle Maine Ki Thi.

May,17 2016
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Andha Kanoon


Ek Baar Ek Judge ne Rajnikanth Ko Crime Karte Hue Dekh Liya.
To Kya. Tabse Kanoon Andha Ho Gaya.

May,16 2016
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Aapka Deedar

Taras gaye aapke deedar ko,
Phir bhi dil aap hi ko yaad karta hai,
Humse khush naseeb to aapke ghar ka aaina hai,
Jo har roz aapke husn ka deedar karta hai.

May,11 2016
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मरने के बाद भी रह लेंगे

उसके साथ जीने का इक मौका दे दे
ऐ खुदा..तेरे साथ तो हम
मरने के बाद भी रह लेंगे.

May,2 2016
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Garmi Ki Chutti Hai

Engineer, Doctor, CA : आज मेरे पास गाडी है..
बंगला है...नौकर-चाकर है...कार है..तुम्हारे पास क्या है
शिक्षक : Mere Pass Garmi Ki Chutti Hai

Apr,26 2016
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हीरोइनों का प्रेग्नेंट

हीरोइनों का प्रेग्नेंट हो जाना ऐसी BREAKING NEWS बन जाता है,
जैसे बाकी औरतें तो बच्चे FLIPKART से मंगवाती हैं।

Apr,25 2016
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अवारा न होता

काश ! तुम जो मेरे हमसफर न होते।
फिर मेरे दिल को ये घेरे भी न होते।
दिल एक टुटा हूआ सितारा न होता।
‪‎इश्क‬ के मौसम में ये अवारा न होता।

Apr,19 2016
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Vishwakarma पूजा

एक औरत अपनी जीभ पर कुमकुम चावल लगा रही थी।
पति: ये क्या कर रही हो?
पत्नी:
आज Vishwakarma पूजा है,
शस्त्र पूजन कर रही हूं

Apr,14 2016
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तुम मेरे नहीं हो सकते

इतना कुछ हो रहा है दुनिया में
क्या तुम मेरे नहीं हो सकते।

Apr,2 2016
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Pizaa Home Delivery

Kapil : Bade Din Ke Baad Aye Ho Kaya Kar Rahe Ho
Natha : PHD
Kapil : Woh Doctor
Natha : Nahi Pizaa Home Delivery

Mar,18 2016
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Mal-Liya Bhaag Liya

Mar,11 2016
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Once While Travelling

Once While Travelling Through Gujarat,
Rajinikanth Bought Tea From A Kid...
You Know The Rest Of The Story

Mar,10 2016
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Fida Ladkiyan

Lalu: I Love You Iska Matlab Ka Hota Hai?
Sonia: Mai Tumse Pyar Karti Hu.
Lalu: Lo Kar Lo Baat.
Angreji Me Ek Sawal Kya Puch Liya Pagli Fida Ho Gayi Humpe.

Mar,8 2016
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kar Leta Hoon

Sonu : Duniya Me Sabase Jyada Himmat Wala Kon
Monu : DHOBI
Sonu : Kaise.
Monu : Kisi ke Bhi Ghar Ja ke Keh Sakta Hai Sahab, Madam Ko Bolo,
Kapde Nikal Ke Rakhen, Main Abhi A kar Leta Hoon

Mar,7 2016
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Daya Darwaja Tod Do

5 Rupaye Ka 1 Samosa,10 Rupaye Ke Do
Wah Wah
5 Rupaye Ka 1 Samosa,10 Rupaye Ke Do
Daya Darwaja Tod Do

Mar,7 2016
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Tu Hi Bujha Le

Santa Ne Aag Bujhane Ke Liye Phook Maari
To Uske Piche Se Poo Nikal Gayi,
Phir Phook Mari, Phir Se Poo Nikal Gayi,
Santa Gusse Mein Pichwada Ghumakar Bola: Le Tu Hi Bujha Le.

Mar,4 2016
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lalu jadav

Mar,3 2016
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Kyu Dhundunga

Girl : Tumhe Mere Jaisi Ladki Nahi Milegi .
Boy : Chill Sweethrt Mujhe Tu Hi Nahi Pasand
To Teri Jaisi Kyu Dhundunga

Mar,3 2016
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Hawalat

Santa: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?
Banta: Kyun ki Jail Mein Khane Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milte Hai.

Feb,27 2016
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लीक तो नहीं है

किसी हस्पताल में एक मरीज़ और नर्स
मरीज़ पानी चाहिए
नर्स प्यास लगी है क्या ?
मरीज़ चिढ़ कर नहीं… गला चेक करना है कहीं लीक तो नहीं है

Feb,25 2016
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Hazaro Niklte Hai.

Agar Kuch Sikhna Hi Hai To Aankhon Ko Padhna Sikh Lo.
Warna Lafzo K Matlab To Hazaro Niklte Hai.

Feb,25 2016
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Haryanvi

Feb,19 2016
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Aane Se Darte Hai

Santa: Aaj Kal Zyada Bachche Judwa Kyo Paida Hote Hai.
Banta : Desh Me Itna Atankwad
Badh Gaya Hai Ke Bachche Akele Aane Se Darte Hai.

 

Feb,19 2016
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Promise Day

Feb,11 2016
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Purpose day

Feb,8 2016
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suvichar

Jan,29 2016
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Love Is Blind

Love Is Blind
Be Very Kind
When I kiss You
Please Don’t Mind

Jan,28 2016
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azar Mein

Pagal Aashiq Ho Jaate Hain Pyaar Mei,
Baaki Kasar Poori Ho Jaati Hain Intezaar Mei,
Magar Yeh Baat Dilruba Mahi Samajhti,
Gol-Gappe Khaati Phirti Hain Baazar Mei

Jan,23 2016
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Click Kya Karo

Tumhare Samne Hain Itney Items
Kabhi Hame Bhi Pick Karo
Hamare Pyar Ke Icon Pe
Kabhi To Tum Double Click Kya Karo

Jan,15 2016
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Samjhdaar Pati

Patni Tmhe Nhi Lagta Jara Si Samjhdari Se Talak K Mamle Roke Ja Sakte Hai.
Pati: Tmhe Nhi Lagta Jara Se Samjhdari Se Shaddi Bhi Roki Ja Sakti Hai.

Jan,14 2016
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Never Stop

Jan,13 2016
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35 Kilo Ka Hi Nikla

Santa Ko Rota Dekhkar Banta Ne Pucha Kya Hhua,
Santa : Meine 2 Ton Ka AC Kharida,
Ghar Aakar Tola To Sir 35 Kilo Ka Hi Nikla.

Jan,9 2016
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Rajnikant Playing Cricket

Once Rajnikant Was Playing Cricket In
The Monsoons. And ..
The Rain Was Cancelled Due To Tthe Match.

Jan,6 2016
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Kaaynat Hoti Hai

Sukun Milta Hai Jab Unse Baat Hoti Hai
Hazar Raaton Mein Wo Ek Raat Hoti Hai
Nigah Uthakar Jab Dekhte Hain Wo Meri Taraf
Mere Liye Wohi Pal Poori Kaaynat Hoti Hai.

Dec,31 2015
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Wallpaper Of Rajinikanth

Santa: My Internet Speed Was Very Slow. I Found A Solution.
Banta: Tell Me Also. Even My Net Is Slow.
Santa: I Have Installed A Wallpaper Of Rajinikanth.
Now I Am Enjoying The Speed Of A 3G Connection.

Dec,23 2015
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Mohabbat Se Zyada

Ishq Tujhse Karti Hoon Main Zindagi Se Zyada,
Main Darti Nahi Maut Se Teri Judaai Se Zyada,
Chahe To Azmale Mujhe Kisi Aur Se Zyada,
Meri Zindagi Mein kuch Nahi Teri Mohabbat Se zyada.

Dec,21 2015
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Light Came Second

Rajnikant Participated In 1000 M Race And Obviously He Came First
But Einstein Died After Watching That Coz ... Light Came Second.

Dec,19 2015
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Taaqat To Dekho

Aaj Kal Ki Mohabbat Ki Taaqat To Dekho.
Band CAR Ko Bhi Hila Deti Hai.

Dec,9 2015
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Ladki Ek Phool Hai

Class Ki Har Ladki Ek Phool Hai,
Usse Chahna Ek Bhool Hai.
Jo Inki Soch Mein Gul Hai,
Samjho Uski Compartment ke Chances Full Hai.

Dec,7 2015
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Ladki Ek Phool Hai

Class Ki Har Ladki Ek Phool Hai,
Usse Chahna Ek Bhool Hai.
Jo Inki Soch Mein Gul Hai,
Samjho Uski Compartment ke Chances Full Hai.

Dec,7 2015
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Gham Nahi Hota

Dost ka pyar dua se kam nahi hota,
Woh chahe door ho phir bhi koi gham nahi hota,
Aksar pyar mein dosti kam ho jati hain,
Magar dosti mein pyar kabhi kam nahi hota.

Dec,1 2015
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Effective Communication Skills

Candidates for HR professional roles are likely to be,
Required to demonstrate superb stakeholders management skills,
Effective communication skills, a structured and planned approach to tasks, etc.

Nov,27 2015
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Aapke Naam Kar Di

Sahil par khade khade humne shaam kar di,
Apna dil aur duniya aapke naam kar di,
Yeh bhi na socha kaise guzregi zindagi,
Bina soche samjhe har khushi aapke naam kar di.

Nov,26 2015
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Selected Subject

When Rajnikant was in college,
He had selected 3 subjects.
And 2dy dat subject r called
ARTS, COMMERCE and SCIENCE.

Nov,25 2015
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Darte Hai

SANTA: Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote h?
BANTA: Desh me itna terrorist attacks badh gaya h ke,
Bachche akele aane se darte hai yaar.

Nov,24 2015
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Chand Ka Tukda

Apni nigahon se na dekh khudko
Heera bhi tujhe patthar lagega,
Sab kehte honge chand ka tukda hai tu,
Meri nazar se dekh chand tera tukda lagega.

Nov,20 2015
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First Meeting

A first date is not an audition for marriage.
It's just a try out for a second date.
No one ever fell in love while analyzing every detail of their momentous first meeting.

Nov,18 2015
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Rasme Nibhate Rahe

Kasur na unka hai na mera,
Hum dono hi rishto ki rasme nibhate rahe,
Wo dosti ka ehsas jatate rahe,
or hum
Mohbbt ko dil me chupate rahe.

Nov,16 2015
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