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Eye Contact

The Best Oopss Moment of COLLEGE Life.
When The Teacher is Looking for someone to Answer the Question,
And You Accidentally make an Eye Contact,
Isn’t it.

Aug,12 2015
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Master Ka Ghar

Mayavati: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Mayavati ka Funny beta: Haan mami, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Aug,7 2015
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Aapne Kitne

Yah Mahatavpoorn Nahin Hai
Aapne Kitna Diya,
Balki Yah Hai Ki Dete Samay
Aapne Kitne Prem Se Diya Hai.

Aug,6 2015
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About Newton

How Newton Died ?
He died After seen South Indian Movies..
Coz He Couldnt Bear Rajnikant Breakin All The Law Of Physics which He Made...

Aug,5 2015
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Enjoy Valentine

A BAD NEWS FOR ALL YOUNG GALS & GUYS.
Dear, This Valentine is coming on Sunday.
Ab kya bol k ghar se nikloge?
Ha Ha.
Enjoy this Valentine with ur family.

Aug,5 2015
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Lambi Raat

Girl to boy: Shaadi k Liye konsi Date Rakhien?
Boy: 22 December.
Girl: Koi khaas Wajah?
Boy: haan, Saal ki sabse Lambi raat isi Date Ko Hoti Hai.

Aug,4 2015
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Doctor's Headache

A Man And His Family Doctor Accidentally Meets In The Market.
Doctor: How Is Your Headache Now?
Patient: Ohh, She Is Out Of Town.

Aug,1 2015
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Funny Pictures Pakistani

Jul,30 2015
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Jul,24 2015
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Santa At Mobile Shop

Santa mobile recharge karwane gaya.
Dukandar: Kitne kaa?
Santa: 10 ka kar do.
Dukandar: 7 rs ka talktime milega.
Santa: Koi baat nahi, 3 rs ki namkin de do.

Jul,22 2015
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Sunil Chutiya

Teacher To Mohan: Sunil Daaru Nahi Peeta Hai Is Sentence Main Sunil Kya Hai?
Mohan: Madam Ji Sunil Chutiya Hai.

Jul,21 2015
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Vegetable Funny Image

Jul,20 2015
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Kiss You

Lady Secretary: Sir, It’s ur wife’s call.
She wants to kiss U on the phone.
Boss: I am busy. U may take the msg & pass it on to me, later.

Jul,20 2015
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Salaah Mashwara

Usse har choti-choti baaton ke liye salaah-mashwara liya karo.

Jul,17 2015
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Dost Ka Pyar

Haatho me hoti hai Lakire Hazar,
Kisi me Gum to Kisi me Khushiya Ki Bahar,
Na jaane Wo Kaunsi lakir hai,
Jisme Khuda Ne Likh Diya Aap Jaise Dost ka Pyar.

Jul,16 2015
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White Colour

Banta: Ek white colour ka condom dena.
Shopkeeper: White hi kyun?
Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar
gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.

Jul,16 2015
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Exam Sheet Pe

NURSERY k student Anuj ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.
TEACHER: Ye kya kiya hai.
STDNT: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo Aa Raha ho wahi karna.

Jul,16 2015
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Gujarat Airlines

Jul,15 2015
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Honeymoon Package

1 Lady Travel Agent ke Pass Gayi,
Aur Kaha ke Mujhe Honey Moon Ke Bilkul Saste Package Batao,
Travel Agent:
50 Thousand Me 3 Countries, &
25 Thousand Me 1 Country
Lady: Aur Koi Is Se Sasta.?
Travel Agent: Ek Package Bilkul Free Hai..
Lekin Usmein Husband Hamari Company Ka Hoga..!!

Jul,13 2015
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Humane Convictions

Every man of humane convictions must decide on the protest that best suits his convictions, but we must all protest .

Jul,13 2015
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Uncontrollable Tongue

Santa's Son was filling an application form.
Son: papa, mother tongue kya likhu?
Santa: Likh de, very long and uncontrollable.

Jul,13 2015
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Mumtaz GF

Shayari: Agar Shahjahan Hum Jaisa Hota,
Agar Shahjahan Hum Jaisa Hota,
Kis Kis Ke Liye Banata Taj?
Hamein To Nazar Aati Hai Har Ladki Mumtaz.

Jul,10 2015
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A Mosquito Enters

'lovers went 2 film, a mosquito enters in girl's skirt..Guess where it bites?Naughty mind always thinking bad It bites on BOY'S HAND.

Jul,9 2015
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Ya chhod kar jaa rahe hain

Kbhi laga wo mujhe sata rahe hai,
Kbhi laga ke wo karib aa rahe hai,
Kuchh log hote hai ansuon ki tarah,
Pata hi nahi lagta sath de rahe hain,
Ya chhod kar jaa rahe hain

Jul,8 2015
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Spread Love

Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier.

Jul,8 2015
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Hum kise bool jate

Hamari rooh me na samaye hote to bhool jate tumhe
Itna kareeb na aaye hote to bhool jate tumhe.,
Ye kahtey hue ki mera talluk nahin tumse koyi,
Ankhon mein aansu na aaye hote to bhul jate tumhe.

Jul,8 2015
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patient and Doctor

Doctor to Patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient: Yes. A Good Doctor.

Jul,7 2015
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Haale Mohhabat

Nahi tum say koi shikayat hai Bas itani si Iltija hai
Jo Haal kar gay ho khabhi aa kar dekh jana..

Jul,7 2015
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InterNational Kissing Day

Jul,6 2015
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Kitney Saal Ke Ho

Ek american ne ek indian bache se poocha ..
Tum kitney saal ke ho?
Bachey ne jawab diya: ghar par 14,
school me 12, BUS me 10, Train me 7 aur..
FACEBOOK par 19 year ka hu ji.

Jul,3 2015
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Treat her with dignity

Treating your girl with dignity means treating her the way that you would want to be treated. Don't swear at her, manipulate her, use her for your own benefit, or shoot down her ideas. Making her as happy as possible is a goal, so it's not going to happen overnight. But work toward it slowly, and try as hard as you can, even if you don't succeed.

Jul,2 2015
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Turn Off Mobile

Your friends and Twitter followers are not invited on the date.

Jul,2 2015
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Funny Dog

Jul,1 2015
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Acche Bacche

Jun,30 2015
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RSS KA Haath

Jun,30 2015
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Dil Lagau Main

Kaha Ye Kisi Ne Ki Phoolon Se Dil Lagau Main
Agar Tera Khayal Na Sochun To Mar Jaun Main
Maang Na Mujhse Tu Hisaab Meri Mohabbat Ka
Aa Jaun Imtihan Pe To Hadd Se Guzar Jaun Main.

Jun,30 2015
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Hansimazaak

Jun,26 2015
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Pronunce

I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj

Jun,23 2015
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High Technology

Nurse : Mubarak ho aap ke ghar ladka paida hua hai.
Man : Wah g wah kya technology hai Biwi meri hospital hai.
aur bacha mere ghar paida hua hai!

Jun,22 2015
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Do You LAva Me

What did one volcano say to the other?
Do you lava me like I lava you?

Jun,19 2015
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Humko jeena Sikhaoge


Sabne kaha pyar dard hai
Humne kaha dard kabul hai
Sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji paoge
Humne kaha To Ab tum hume jeena sikhaoge.

Jun,16 2015
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Not warning your partner before you climax

Not warning your partner before you climax
If you are going to let go - and this applies even to women whether during oral sex or intercourse, you need to tell your partner beforehand.
Something as simple as I am going to let go. will suffice. Your partner deserves to know.

Jun,15 2015
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Yam-Kar Laye

OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan?
Yam-Kar Lo.
OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua?
Yam-Kuch nahi.
OSAMA-Q?
Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE Hai

Jun,12 2015
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Dil Jala


Yaado Me Teri Tanha Baithe Hay
Tere Bina Labo Ki Hasi Gawa Baithe Hay
Teri Duniya Me Andhera Na Ho..
Isliye Khud Ka Dil Jala Baithe Hay

 

Jun,12 2015
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Sab Kuch Chhod


Girl: Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi.
Boy:Maa baap
Girl:Yes
Boy:Bhai behan
Girl:Yes
Boy:Khana peena
Girl:Yes
Boy:Star plus
Girl: Muh sambhal ke baat kar

Jun,12 2015
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Difficulty

1. Did you face any difficulty in finding this place?

The interviewer usually asks this question to initiate the talk and put the candidate to ease. You can smile and answer this question by saying: It wasn t difficult to find this place.

Jun,12 2015
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I want


I wanted To give you something really awesone
but i didn t have enough wrapping paper I am
prety big.. Merry Christmas

 

Jun,11 2015
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Depression


The commonest causes of tiredness are: anxiety, boredom and depression

 

Jun,11 2015
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IPL match

Me- papa aaj maine 5000 kamaye
Dad- great beta, but how?
Me- satta lagaya tha IPL match pe
Dad- harami kahan se seekha yeh sab
Me- IIN se

 

Jun,8 2015
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Kutte Ki Tarah Ghaseeto


Wo kehti apne bhaiyyo se
Mere aashiq ko yu naa peeto.
Badaaa jiddi hai ye saala
Pehle kutte ki tarah ghaseeto.

Jun,3 2015
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