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Chameli's Joke
For Play Chess

Rajnikanth Bought 2 Elephants ,2 Camels And 2 Horses From Zoo,
Do You Know Why?
For Play Chess,

Dec,28 2015
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Aatmao Ka Koi

itaro Me Aap, Hawao Me Aap, Fizao Me Aap,
Baharo me aap, Dhop me aap, Chaaon me aap,
Sach Hi Suna Hai Ki Buri Aatmao Ka Koi Thikana Nahi Hota

Dec,28 2015
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Kidney Fail Ho Gayi

Aap ki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai.
Santa Pehle To Bohat Roya
Phir Aansu Ponchte Huwe
Kitne Number Se.

Dec,23 2015
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Nahi Kar Sakta

Santa Ko Koi Mobile Pe Tang Kar Raha Tha,
Santa Ne New Sim Khareed Kar Usko Sms Kiya:
Maine Wo Number Band Kar Diya Hai
Ab Tera Baap Bhi Mujhe Tang Nahi Kar Sakta

Dec,22 2015
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Chappal Nikal Ke

Ek Ladka Ladki Se Ishara Karke Kehta Hai,
Jhalak Dikh Jaja,
Jhalak Dikh Jaja,
Ladki Chappal Nikal Ke Kehti Hai
Ek Baar Aaja Aaja Aaja Aaja.

Dec,18 2015
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Switch Off Tha Mera


Rajni: Hello I Am Rajnikant Calling
Ladka: Ha Pata Hai Bol,
Rajni: Tujhe Kaise Pata Ki Maine Call Kiya Hai,
Ladka: Mobile Switch Off Tha Mera.

Dec,17 2015
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Frock Utha Ke

School Mein Ladko Aur Ladkiyo Ki Race Hui.
Ek Ladki Ladko Se Jeet Gai.
Teacher: Tum Jeet Kaise Gai,
Girl: Piche Se Frock Utha Ke Bhagi Thi,
Koi Aage Hi Nahi Aaya.

Dec,17 2015
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Mehfil-e-Timepass

Teer se na maaro, 
patthar se maar do
Bas ek tamanna hai 
muskuraakar aankh maar do!

Dec,14 2015
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Made In China

Kabhi Tum Gaur Se Dakho Aaina.
Wah wah,
Kabhi Tum Gaur Se Dakho Aaina.
Khud Hi Haskar Kahoge.
Made In China.

Dec,7 2015
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3 Languages

Mughal E Azam was shot in 3 languages simultaneously,
But when the Tamil edition didn’t fair well,
The English version was also scrapped.

Dec,3 2015
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Sip Oolong Tea

Research suggests that people with mild eczema who drink oolong tea,
Three times a day may show improvement in itching and other symptoms.
Compounds in the tea called polyphenols appear to be responsible.

Dec,3 2015
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Yaade Hogi

Har ansu mein koi bat hogi,
Har dard ke piche kisi ki yaade hogi,
Aap hame yaad rakho ya bhul jao,
Lekin aap ki har kushi ke piche hamari dua hogi.

Dec,2 2015
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Ban Gayi Ullu

Mujh se break up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu,
Mujh se break up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu,
Maine toh nayi patta li tujhe kya milla,
Babaji ka thullu.

Dec,2 2015
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Highest Cricket Ground

The world's highest cricket ground is in Chail, Himachal Pradesh.
Built in 1893 after leveling a hilltop,
This cricket pitch is 2444 meters above sea level.

Nov,27 2015
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Nahi Aati

CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati,
Wah Wah
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati,
Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati.

Nov,26 2015
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बदल जाती है

हंसो तो मुस्कराती है जिन्दगी,
रोने पे आंसू बहाती है जिन्दगी,
प्यार दो तो संवर जाती है जिन्दगी,
हाथ बढ़ाओ तो पास आती है जिन्दगी,
जिस नजर से देखो वैसी नजर आती है जिन्दगी,
नजरिया बदलते ही बदल जाती है जिन्दगी.

Nov,25 2015
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Hoth Lal

Hum dilphek aashik har kam me kamal kar de,
Jo wada kare wo pura har hal me kar de,
Kya jarurat h janu ko lipstik lagane ki,
Hum chum chum ke hi hoth lal kar de.

Nov,24 2015
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Bhagwan Ke Bharose

Buzurg: Beta kaise ho?
Boy: Uncle theek hu.
Buzurg: Padhai kaisi chal rahi hai?
Boy: Bilkul aapki zindagi ki tarah.
Buzurg: Matlab?
Boy: Bhagwan ke bharose.

Nov,23 2015
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Dhadkan Ruk Gai

Dil ki dhadkan he ruk gai.
Jab light gyi or kaam wali boli:
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
DON NOT U HAVE A GENERATOR?

Nov,19 2015
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Without Continual Growth

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning.

Nov,18 2015
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Bayan Kar Do

Wo Mohabbtein Jo Tumhare Dil Mein Hain,
Usse Zubaan Par Lao Aur Bayan Kar Do,
Aaj Bas Tum Kaho Aur Kehte Hi Jao,
Hum Bas Sunein Aise Be Zuban Kar Do.

Nov,18 2015
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See You

My dream is to hear rocks hitting the window and see you standing in the rain.

Nov,16 2015
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Sagar Se Gahara

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu,
Dost me aap jaisa,
Nalayak koi nahi.

Nov,13 2015
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Balcony Main Santa

SANTA Shirt utar ke balcony me tha.
Ek admi: Wah Santa ji.
Kya chest hai.
SANTA: Are ye to kuchh nahi,
Teri bhabhi ki dekhega to pagal ho jayega.

Nov,11 2015
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Bhout Dua Dunga

Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga,
Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa,
Ek Tum hi Raho Ge Iss Dil Me,
Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua Dunga.

Nov,8 2015
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Kuta mar gaya rajai mein.

Kuta mar gaya rajai mein, Apun margaya teri judai mein. Nadi mein hathi kabhi bahe nahi sakata, Apun tere bina rahe nahi sakta.

Nov,6 2015
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Shadi


Rajnikant ki shaadi mein.
Aag ne uske 7 phere liye the.

Nov,4 2015
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Involve Me

Tell me and I forget, Teach me and I may remember,
Involve me and I learn.

Nov,3 2015
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Kya Kiya Ladki Ne Jab Uska Ek Ladke Ne Picha Kiya

A girl comes late to class.
Teacher: Why r u late?
Girl: 1 boy was following me.
Teacher: So what?
Girl: The boy was walking very slowly.

Nov,2 2015
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Chori Ki Race

Santa ke ghar chor aa gaya,
Santa ne dekha to chor bhaga.
Santa bhagta bhagta chor se bhi agye nikal gaya.
Santa: Ek to chori uper se mujhse race.

Oct,30 2015
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Daal Ka Pani

Oct,29 2015
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Kushiyan Hi Milen

Oct,29 2015
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Funny Boss Joke

Oct,28 2015
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Style

Style is a reflection of your attitude and personality

Oct,28 2015
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Dost Sorela Hai

Dost sorela hai kya,
Teri bahut memory Areli thi,
Akha world me Apunko
ekich to tere jesa Dost mila,
miss to karegaich na,
Bole to GOOD wali night.

Oct,27 2015
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AAG Lagana

TEACHER: Wo Kaun Sa Department hai Jisme Aurat Kaam Nahi Kar Sakti?
STUDENT: Fire Brigade.
TEACHER: Wo Q?
STUDENT: Aurato Ka Kaam AAG Lagana Hai, Bujhana Nahi

Oct,27 2015
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Kabhi Tum Gaur se Dakho Aaina

Aadab Arz Hai!
Kabhi Tum Gaur se Dakho Aaina...
Wah wah!
Kabhi Tum Gaur se Dakho Aaina...
Khud hi Haskar Kahoge...
MADE IN CHINA

Oct,26 2015
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Saali: Jeeja Ji, Paanch Saal Mein Saat Bachche

Saali: Jeeja Ji, Paanch Saal Mein Saat Bachche Kya Kar Rhe Ho Aap??
Jeeja: Aap Ne Hi Toh Bola Tha Kee Meri Beti ko Kbhi Khali Pet Mat Rakhna,
Dekh Lo Ek Mahine Bhi Khali Pet Nahi Hai.

Oct,26 2015
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Give Me Mulie

Girl goes on a date.
Worried Mother gives her Condom. 
Girl Laughs n Hugs Mother & Says: Yahi soch to badalni hau Maa.
Im dating with Julie, So give me Mulie.

Oct,18 2015
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Apple

Girl Sabzi Wale Se,
Girl: Apple Kaise Diye Bhaiya?
Sabzi Wala: 100 Rs Ke 10.
Girl: Itne Mehnge, Kuch To Kam Karlo.
Sabzi Wala: Chalo Aap 80rs Ke 8 Le Lena.
Girl: Ye Huyi Na Baat, Dedo Chalo.

Oct,13 2015
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Confidence

Boy Goes To A Girl With Full Of Confidence.
Dekho, Main Nahi Chahta Ki Mera Beta Bada Hokar Tumhari Beti Ko Line Maare.
Is Liye Tum Haan Kaho To Un Dono Ko Bhai Behan Bana De.

Oct,5 2015
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Pregnancy

Ik Larki thi dewaani si,
Ik Larkay pe wo mar,
Kuch lena tha usay,
Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi.
Jab bi milti thi muijhey.
Ye hi pocha karti thi.
Ye CONDOM kAHAN SE MILTA HAI,
Ye CONDOM kAHAN SE MILTA HAI.

Sep,29 2015
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Hasratein

Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se,
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil o Jaan se,
Happy Vijayadashmi.

Sep,28 2015
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Your Eyes

Spend a few days catching her gaze every now and then. Do not just stare at her, though instead, shoot her small glances until your eyes meet and she catches you.

Sep,23 2015
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Papad

Kaccha papad, pakka papad.

Sep,14 2015
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Hume Bula Lijiye

Duriyon Ki Na Parwah Kijiye
Dil Jab Bhi Pukare Hume Bula Lijiye
Hum Zyada Dur Nahi Aapse
Bas Apni Aankho Ko Palko Se Mila Lijiye

Sep,9 2015
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FORMALITY

Boy: I am going to kiss you.
Girl: khabrdar main shor mchaungi.
Boy: Par yahan to door tak koi nahi hai
Girl: Pir bhi FORMALITY to karni padti hai.

Sep,9 2015
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Professor

Sep,8 2015
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Pani Ke Bina

Mere siva tu kisi ki ho nahi sakti.
Mere siva tu kisi ki ho nahi sakti.
Wah wah,
Jaise Pani ke bina tu Apne,
PICHHWAADA dho nahi sakti.

Sep,7 2015
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Aasan Sawal

Teacher To Santa: Isko Hindi mei,
Translate karo,
She is kidding.
Santa hasne laga or,
Table par hi gir gaya or bola,
Itna aasan sawal,
WOH BACHE DE RAHI HAI.

Sep,1 2015
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