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Aaj Bhi Mere Dil Me Woh Basti Hai,
Aaj Bhi Mujhe Sapno Me Woh Dikhti Hai,
Kya Hua Ab Hum Door Hai Ek-Dusre Se Par,
Aaj Bhi Meri Saanse Unki Dhadkan Sunn K Chalti Hai.
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Girl to riksha wala :Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to oil laga kar khada kia hai
Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le lo.
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A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard...
But,, A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside The Examination Hall N Shouts.
"OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE APNI APNI PARCHI CHUPA LO .
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Banging your head against a wall burns 150 caloriesan hour.
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Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.
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Kya Faayda hai Rone me E-Chashme-Jaar Bas
Jab Aashq Dil ki Aag lagi ko Buja na saka
Kya janey Use Vaham hai kyo Meri taraf se
Jo Khayalon mein bhi Raat ko Tanha nahi aati.
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kisi khubsurat chehre pe aitbar mat krna.
Tod denge tera dil kabhi izhar mat karna.
Mar jana yaad mein kisi ki.Par kisi se kabhi
pyar mat karna
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He: Janu you are Cute
She: Thanks jaan
He: Janu you are Princess
She: Awww jaan thankss Kya kar rahe ho?
He: Mazak
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Zindagi Tasveer Bhi Hai Aur Taqdeer B
Manchaahe Rangon Se Bane To Tasveer
Aur Anchaahe Rangon Se Bane To Taqdeer
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Xmas is the season of joy,
of holiday greetings exchanged,
of gift-giving,and of families united.
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A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.
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great people
1. Gandi Ji, woh to ab rahe nahi
2. Sharukh, woh kisi kaam ka nahi
3. Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir.
Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch
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Santa went to a restaurant in China
Chinese Waiter: Sir I have Stewed Liver,
Boiled Tongue and Frog Legs.
Santa: Yaar Tu Apni Problems Chhodd,
Menu Card Le Aa.
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Papa : Beti 12th ke baad tum kya karogi 2?
BETI : PAPA BBA karungi.
PAPA: What is BBA ?
BETI: Boyfriend ki Bike per Aish..
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Ladkon ko hasmukh ladkiyan badi pasand aati hain. Tum uske ghatiya se ghatiya baat par bhi zor-zor se haso. Wo bahut khush ho jayega aur tumhe chahne lagega.
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Dekhi jo surat aapki,
Ye dil bichara machal gaya.
Rakhna hifajat se apni adaaon ko,
Aapki adaa par ye dil ghayal ho gaya.
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Whenevr I See A Beautiful Girl
With Fair Complexion Sexy Figure Long Hair
The Only Thing I Remember Is The Tata Sky Slogan
ISKO BAJA DALA TO LIFE JINGA LALA
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Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai!
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It may feel comfortable to you to pump away like you do at the gym, but you'll quickly discover that most people don't enjoy such an act. Mix it up a little bit; go fast at times, then slowly. Be creative and you'll find yourself enjoying some variation too.
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A boy takes a girl 4 a date. She orders costly champagne, oysters, lobsters etc. Boy asks: "Do you eat like this at ur mom's house?Girl says: "No! because my mom doesn't plan to Bleep me later.
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Sir - Pani mai Rahene Wale 5 Jaanwar ke Naam
Btao?
Kapil - mendhak
Sir - 4 aur btao
Kapil - uski Mummy , Uske papa , uski Bahen
aur Uski Item
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daru se dosti lever ko khatra
randi se dosti lund ko khatra
mere se dosti gaand ko khatra
MUJHSE DOSTI KAROGE
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Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people
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Raj Kapoor’s ‘Mera Naam Joker’ was the first Hindi movie to have not one but two intervals!
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Zindagi Mein Kuch Lamhein Khaas Ban Gaye,
Mile To Mulaqat Ban Gaye,
Bichade To Yaad Ban Gaye,
Or Jo Dil Se Na Gaye,wo Aap Ban Gaye.
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Why were males created before females?
Because you alwas need
a rough draft before the final copy.
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Girl : Aaj Meri Date Hai
Friends : oh! Babe Ache Se Tayiyaar Hoke Jana!
Boy : Aaj Date Hai Meri!!
Friends : Chalo Sab Ke Sab Paise Contribute Karo, Bhai Ki Pheli Date Hai Koi Kami Nahi Honi Chahiye
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Ishq Ne Hume Benaam Kar
Diya Har Khusi Se Hume
Anjaan Kar Diya Humne To
Kabi Nahi Chaaha Ki Hume
Bhi Mohabbat Ho Lekin
Aapki Ek Nazar Ne Hume
Nilaam Kar Diya.
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A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
B: I’m not. I’m her mother.
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Google maybe the most powerful search engine
But,it can’t search
the chappals u lost at the temple.
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Dil ne kaha dosto ko message kar,
Mobile uthaaya,
phir socha rahne de
DIL TO PAAGAL HAI
Phir socha DIL paagal hai to kya hua,
Dost kaun se normal hai ..!!
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will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
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2 auratein ek aam ke ped ke neeche baith kar kaafi der se baatein kar rahi thi…
Tabhi achanak ped se 1 Aam neeche gira!
Pehli Aurat: Abhi to pedo par Aam kachhe hote hain, To yeh aam kaise neeche gira!
Isse pehle ki dusri aurat kuchh bolti,
Aam khud hath jodkar bol pada:
“Pak gaya hoon behen ji main itni der se tum dono ki baatein sun sun kar
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Tu kahe to chaand taare tod du,
Tu kahe to bandh darwaaje khol du,
Tu kahe to yeh duniya chhod du,
Tu ek baar haske to dekh mere dost,
Tere saare gande daanton ko tod du.
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A Lover Gives Love,
A Father Gives Protection,
A Mother Gives Life,
But
A BEST FRND gives,
A BEAUTIFUL Gals Mob No.
Prove ur Frndship
M waiting Dost
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Teacher: Bachho Mai 1 kavita kehta hu tum puri krna..
Bundele harbolo k muh hmne suni kahani thi,
khub ladi mardani Wo to ….?
Student: SHILA ki JAWANI thi :p
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Ladkiyan Shayari Pasand Karti Hai, Isliye Aksar Unhe Unki Khubsurti Par Koi Shayari Sunate Rahe, Aisa Karte Rahne Se Wo Aapke Pyaar Me Pagal Ho Jayegi.
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Agar Wo Age Me Aapse Chhoti Ho Phir Bhi Aap Unse "AAP" Kahkar Hi Baat Kare. Unhe Lagna Chahiye Ki Aap Unka Bahut Respect Karte Hai.
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Agar Ladki Ko Patana Hai To Pahle Uske Pass Jao, Uska Picha Karo, Us Ko Dekhte Raho, Then Kuch Dino Baad Usko Ignore Karna Shuru Kardo Bus Wo Pareshan Ho Jayegi Us Ke Baad Wo Khud Aap Mein Intrest Legi Then U Can Go Ahead
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Never ask 4 a kiss, just take it
Nvr ask 4 a hug, just give it
Nvr ask do U Love me? Say I Love U
Nvr say I cant live wthout u, say i lve 4U
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Chup rehte hai koi khata na ho jaye hum se koi rusba na ho jaye badi muskil se koi apna bana hai milne se pehle juda na ho jaye
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A small girl looks at her
brother’s girlfriend and asks innocently…
Everyday u come to meet my brother,
Don’t u have your own brother?
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Dear Computer User,
I Do Appreciate Your Kind Attitude Towards
The Keys 0f Keyboard,
But
0ne question…
Why Do You Press All Keys Softly n Hit Me
With All Your Power?
Yours sincerely,
‘ENTER’ Key!
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Dr to Ash’s baby in hospital
Dr.: who is ur grandpa?
Baby: Big B
Dr.: Who is ur Mom?
Baby: Miss World
Dr.: who is ur father?
Baby: No idea sir jee.
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