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i’m still happy


A tiny flicker of hope..!! Though a way much tiny, i’m still happy…!!!

Apr,27 2015
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ROMANTIC

Some Guys hold their Girlfriend’s hand in Malls
Bcoz
If they leave her hand.. She’ll go shopping,
It looks ROMANTIC but actually its ECONOMIC.

Apr,27 2015
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Dhyan De

Tailor Larki Ka Naap Letay Hoye:
Koi Boyfriend Ha?
Girl: Han Ha Kio?
Tailor: Usay kehna K Thora Right Walay Pr Bhi Dehan Do,
Fitting Sahi Nhi Aa Rahi.

Apr,27 2015
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Kiss me

5 ladke 1 ladki ko jabardasti kiss kar rahe the ladki chilla rahi thi,

kutto
kamino
beshrmo
haramjado

lado mat sabki bari aayegi!

Apr,24 2015
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Pagalkhaane bane

hamaa bani to parwaane bane

Jaam bana to maikhaane bane

Kuchh to khaas baat hai bittu sharma teri family mein…

Warna, yun hi nahin shehar mein Pagalkhaane bane




Apr,22 2015
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What kisses mean!

What kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=I adore u, 
KISS ON CHEEK=Lets be friends, 
KISS ON NECK=I Want u,
KISS ON LIPS=I Love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE,
Lets not get carried away!

Apr,21 2015
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Mobile Marriage Bureau

Mobile Marriage Bureau:
Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye,
Mangni k liye 2 dabye,
Shadi k liye 3 dabye,
Dusri shadi k liye Pehle wale ka gala dabye..!

Apr,21 2015
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who are you?

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole “darling, how are you?”.
Na karo to bole “brother, who are you?”.

Apr,21 2015
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Daily Whatsapp

1 Apple… No Doctor
1 Tulsi Patta… No Cancer
1 Nimbu… No Fat
1 Glass Milk… No Bone Problms
3 Ltr Water… Skin Saaf
&
Daily Whatsapp… No stress, Mood fresh :D

Apr,21 2015
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About people


Something i learned about people… if they do it once, they’ll do it again…

Apr,20 2015
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Bewkoofi Ki had

एक युवक गाँव में स्थित अपने ससुराल गया। उसने अपने साले को उपहार स्वरूप इत्र की शीशी दी। साले ने इत्र को अपनी हथेली पर उडेला और चाट डाला। उस युवक को बहुत बुरा लगा। उसने यह बात शिकायत के तौर पर अपने ससुर जी से कही। 
ससुर जी ने कहा, ''बड़ा बेवकूफ है। यूँ ही क्यों चाट गया? घर में रोटी थी। उसमें चुपड़ कर खाता।

Apr,20 2015
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Nice joke

एक लड़की पढ़ाई कर ले तो परिवार के 4 लोगो को शिक्षित करसकती है.
पर एक लड़की कॉलेज जाती है तो 40 लड़के फेल हो जाते है.
उसका क्या???

Apr,18 2015
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Alia Bhatt

Alia Bhatt: Let's go for movie .
Varun: Shit, I've got a doctor's appointment today..

Alia Bhatt: Just cancel it,Tell him you're sick.

Apr,18 2015
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Badi Soch

Other Teams - Soch badi honi chiye

Mumbai Indians - Coach bade hone chiye

 

Apr,18 2015
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Khichunga kya ?

डायरेक्टर: मैंने द्रौपदी के रोल के लिए Sunny Leone को साईंन कर लिया है....

दुशासन: वोह तोह ठीक है, पर मै खीचूँगा क्या...??

Apr,15 2015
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Hasaan Vaaste

Has deyon Doston nu hasaan vaaste,
Marr java Doston ko manaan vaaste,
Baisakhi hai khushi manaan vaaste,
Baisakhi ki vadhiyan saare parivar nu.
Happy Baisakhi

Apr,13 2015
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Are you an alcoholic?

Are you an alcoholic?
I found a Leaflet in my newspaper this morning which read,“ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!”
My wife insisted I make the call..
I Called up.It Was A Liquor Shop Offer : “Buy 3 & Get 1 Free”…
My eyes were filled with tears of joy.!!

Apr,13 2015
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Santa Banta

Banta’s plan after dinner
Santa : what are u doing, bro?Banta : dinner, followed by scotch
Santa : bhai, black label?Banta : nahi bhai, scotch brite se bartan dho raha hun 

Apr,13 2015
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Ladka, Ladki aur Exams


BoY : Ro kyu rahi ho..??

GaL : Mere Marks bahut kam aaye hai…

BoY : Bata kitne aaye hai..??

GaL : Sirf 88% ..

Boy:
“Khuda ka Khauf kar ..
Itne mein to 2 Ladke Pass ho jate hai…!!”

Apr,10 2015
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Mom Knows It

25 year Old Boy :
I Love u Mom.

Mom :- Hmm…Kaun hai wo ? Kahan rehti hai ?

Apr,10 2015
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Whats your age dear?

Boy-What is your age?

Girl-we girls dont revail our age to boys..!

Boy-ok whats your Email?

Girl-Pooja1988@gmail.com..!

Boys samjhai to thoko like..! Warna pogo dekho..!

Apr,10 2015
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Khel men ruchi

Use jis khel men ruchi hai tum bhi wahi khel khelo. Aue khelte samay ki tasveeren apne facebook mein post kardo. Jab tumhe hazaaron ladkon ke comments aayenge to wo khud hi tumhare baare mein soch soch kar tumhe apna dil de baithega.

Apr,9 2015
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Zakhm Bhara Dil


Pyar usse iss qadar karta chala jaaun,
Wo zakhm de aur main bharta chala jau
Usski zid hai ki wo mujhe maar hi dale,
To meri b zid hai ki uspe marta chala jaau

Apr,2 2015
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U Breathe, U Respire

When U Breathe, U Respire.
Wah wah

When U Breathe, U Respire !
Wah wah kya baat hai

When u Don’t Breathe, U Expire.
Subhanallah.. Maar hi daala..!!

Mar,20 2015
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ताजमहल को लालकिला बना देंगे

संता- अगर सरकार ताजमहल के अन्दर पान और गुटखा खाने कि अनुमति दे दे..तो.

बंता-कसम से ये गुटखा खाने वाले ताजमहल को लालकिला बना देंगे..

Mar,16 2015
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कनॉट प्लेस में

संता- जल्दी से यहां एक एम्बुलेंस भेज दीजिए, मेरे दोस्त को एक गाडी ने टक्कर मार दी है। उसके नाक से और कान से खून बह रहा है। शायद उसकी टांग भी टूट गयी है।

ऑपरेटर- आप किस जगह पर हैं कृपया वो बता दीजिए।

संता- कनॉट प्लेस में।

ऑपरेटर- आप मुझे स्पेलिंग बता दीजिए?

आगे से कोई आवाज़ नहीं आई।

Mar,16 2015
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ट्रेन के इंजन को ही चूम लिया

संता- तेरे होंठ कैसे जल गए?

बंता- अरे कुछ नहीं यार, बीवी को रेलवे स्टेशन छोडऩे गया था। वह मायके जा रही थी और खुशी के मारे ऐसा पागल हो गया कि ट्रेन के इंजन को ही चूम लिया।

 

Mar,16 2015
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कोशिश करें

अपने आप को उसके अनुसार ढालने की कोशिश करें। वह क्या पसंद करती है और क्या नहीं यह जानने की कोशिश करें। जब डिनर पर जाएँ तो आप उसकी पसंद का खाना ही खाएँ।

Mar,14 2015
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Aankhein

Kyon tujhi ko dekhna chahati hain meri aankhein,
Kyon khamoshiyaan karti bas hain teri baatein,
Kyon itna chahane laga hoon tujhko main,
Ki taare ginte huye kat-ti hain meri raatein,
Tu hi kuchh bata de kya main karoon inka,
Har pal jo mujhe tadpaati hain teri yaadein.

Mar,11 2015
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ओ रंग बरसे

रंग बरसे भीगे चुनर वाली,
रंग बरसे, ओ रंग बरसे
भीगे चुनर वाली..
रंग बरसे, अरे रंग बरसे
भीगे चुनर वाली..रे!
अब घर जाओ नहीं तो
जुकाम लग जायेगा

Mar,3 2015
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Colourful Holi

As per naturopathy, certain colours can energize and calm one down. They make one happy or sad & heal or irritate. May God shower you with all the happy happy colours of life! Have a joyous and colourful Holi!

Mar,3 2015
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Happiness & Laughter

Holi is the time to unwind, de-stress and bond with sweets, Thandai and colours. Come let's rejuvenate by immersing ourselves in the colour of joy, happiness and laughter!
Happy Holi!

Mar,3 2015
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With Colours

Play with colours, not with with hooligans;
Drink Thandai but don't get drunk;
Eat Gujiya but don't gormandize;
Make friends with colours and not enemies. Happy Holi!

Mar,3 2015
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Holi Mubarak

Rango Ke Is Tyohar Me Sabhi
Rango Ke Ho Bharmaar, Dher
Saare Khushiyon Se Bhara Ho
Aap Ka Sansaar, Yehi Dua Hai
Bhagwan Se Humare Har Baar,
Holi Mubarak Ho Mere Yaar..!

Mar,3 2015
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Khusiyon Se Bhari

Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,
Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,

Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,
To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki,

Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,

Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.

Mar,3 2015
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Rango Ke Tyohar

Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar,
Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar,

Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar,
Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!

Mar,3 2015
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Bhoot Ke Pakode

Horror films me Ladki ko ghar me jb kch ajeeb sunai deta he to wo kehti h- Kon he wahan?
Jaise k Bhoot bolega: Han jaan me kitchen me hu..
Pakode khaogi kya?

Feb,12 2015
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Bhabhi

Ankhon se barsaat hoti hain Jab apki yaad saath hoti hai, Jab b busy rahe mera cell to Samajh lena aapki hone wali Bhabhi se meri baat hoti hain.

Feb,9 2015
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What I need to live

What i need to live
has been given to me
by the earth..

Why i need to live
has been given to me
by you my valentine !!!

Happy Valentines Day

Feb,6 2015
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Happy Valentines Day

Feelings are always the same
Saying it could be in different ways,
Some say it directly are called 'LOVERS'
Some write them on paper & are called 'POETS' =)

Happy Valentines Day

Feb,6 2015
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Act

Just push by her once and make it look like a mistake. Then apologize and introduce yourself.

Feb,3 2015
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Change Positions Often

This can shift your attention. Plus, exploring different sexual positions can make sex more exciting and ensure that both partners are satisfied.

Also, don't be afraid to stop having sex temporarily to focus on her.

Feb,3 2015
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Aap Ka Group

Ladkiyan Agar Group Me Ho To Aap Unhe (Jinhe Patana Hai) Hi Dekhte Rahe, Aisa Karne Se Wo Bhi Aap Ke Taraf Attract Ho Jayegi.

Jan,9 2015
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Tedha Group

Group Members Chahe Kaise Bhi Ho: Awaara, Pagal aur ya fir Deewane.

Par Jab Unke Message Aate Hai to Chehre pe Muskaan Jaroor Aati Hai.

Tab Mehsus Hota Hai Ki Saale, Tedhe hein Par Mere hai!

Jan,6 2015
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Yadein rukti nahi

Yadein rukti nahi rok pane se...
Dil manta nahi kisi k samjhane se...
Ruk jati hai dhadkan APP ko bhul jane se...
Hum apko yaad karte hai saans lene k bahane se,......

Jan,6 2015
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Aapke Nazaare Rahenge

Nazar Me Aapke Nazaare Rahenge,
Palko Pe Chaand Sitare Rahenge

Badal Jaye Yeh Zamaana,

Khuda Kasam Hum Toh Hamesha Aapke Rahenge.

Jan,6 2015
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Raani meri kahani

Doston mera name AADITYA hai.Mein 19 years ka hoon.Mein mathura mein rahta hoon aur bsc kar raha hoon.Mein is site ki stories bahu dino se read kar raha hoon.Mein jab high school mein tha tabhi se mujhe sex ki kahaniya aur books padne va dekhne ki aadat pad gayi aur thode dino ke baad mein BF bhi dekhne laga.To doston aur saheliyon mein jyada waqt na lete huye ab apni is real story par aa jata hoon.Ye story hai meri aur mere saath ki ek ladki ki jiska naam rani tha .Jo pahle to mujhse baat nahi karti thi darasal who meri sister ki saheli thi meri sister mujhse age mein badi hai aur rani bhi ek saal badi hai.kuch month pahle meri sister ki saadi ho gayi to usne bhi aana kam kar diya aur jab meri sister apne sasural se aati tabhi who aati thi.Chuki mein computer ka diploma bhi kar raha hoon to ek din usne mujhse kaha ki mein use bhi computer sikha doon to meine kaha ki aajaya karo.Agle din se who mere pass computer sikhne aane lagi aur mein use sikhane laga par who akeli padne wali thi isliye mein use mere bed par hi baithkar sikhane laga sikhate waqt kabhi kabhi mere sarir ka kuch hissa uske sarir se touch ho jaya karta to mujhe bada current sa lagta.Aur mein use chodne ke sapne dekhne lagta.Meri badi iccha hoti ki mein uske saath sex karoon par dar lagta tha kyonki meine kabhi bhi kisi ke saath sex nahi kiya tha par dil hai ki manta hi nahi tha.mein pichle 6 years se roz muth marta aaya hoon aur meine itni BF dekhi hai ki ab mujhe sirf sex karne se hi satisfaction mil saktha tha .Ab mein use kabhi -2- uske boobs par bhi touch kar liya kartha tha.Ek din mere ghar ke sabhi log ghar se bahar kisi saadi mein gaye hue the .Rani mere pass sham ko 6 pm.

Par computer sikhne aati thi .Mein sadii aur function party mein kam hi jata hoon kyonki mujhe ye sab accha nahi lagta.Isliye mein us din bhi nahi gaya .Us din bhi rani apne time par hi aayi aur boli aaj computer nahi sikhaoge to meine kaha ki kyon nahi sikhoonga aur ham mere room mein chal diye aur mein use chodne ke sapne dekhne laga.Woh us din jyada hi saj sawarkar aayi thi to meine us se poocha ki aaj itna makeup kyon karke aayi ho to boli bas aise hi.Is se pahle mein aapko sabhi ko bata doon ki uska uske boyfriend se abhi-2- breakup hua tha .Ab mein use sikhne laga par use mouse move karne mein dikkat ho rahi thi to mein uska haath pakad kar sikhane laga.Tabhi mere haath uske boobs se touch hone lage mujhe maza aane laga aur mein use aise hi sikhata raha.Thodi der baad who mujhse alag ho gayi aur ham normal ho gaye.Tabhi usne poocha ki tumne abhi tak fees ke bare mein to bataya hi nahi to meine kaha ki uski jaroorat nahi hai bas tum meri help kar do ek matter mein to usne kaha kya.Meine us se kaha ki kya tum mere saath sex karma pasand karogi to who sann rah gayi aur boli mein sochke bataungi tabhi meine kaha ki abhi batao aur who boli kisi ko pata chal gaya to meine kaha ki jab hum kisi ko batayenge tabhi pata chalega to who boli ok mein tayyar hoon. Aur mein use bina dekhe samjhe us ke lips par kiss karne laga pahle who thodi kasmasayi par baad mein maan gayi aur apne aap ko dheela chod diya hum 5 minute tak kiss karte rahe uske baad meine uske garden par kiss kiya aur is bich mein uska kurta alag kar diya ab who bra mein thi aur jaldi meine uske bra aur salwar bhi utar di.Mein ek haath se uske boobs daba raha tha aur ek haath se uski chooth sahla raha tha aur saath hi saath kiss bhi kar raha tha.phir mein uske boobs par toot pada.

Kya boobs the uske bade-2- aur gol-2- mein aapko bata doon ki suruaat se mujhe bade boobs ki ladkiya aur aurtein pasand hai aur mein suruaat se unhe hi chodna chahta tha.Ab mein uske boobs choos raha tha aur who aahhhhhh ,oohhhhhhh ki awaze nikal rahi thi jis se mujhe aur bhi josh aa raha tha aur mein uske boobs badi masti se choos raha tha.Aadhe gante tak choosne ke baad mein neeche ki taraf aaya aur uski gili chooth par apni jheebh rakh di kya garam aur nazuk chooth thi maza aa gaya us din phir meine uski chooth ki phaanko ko alag kiya aur choosne laga jis se mera 8 inch ka lund tan kar khada ho gaya tabhi who boli mera sab kuch choos loge aur mein kya pyaasi rahoon to meine kaha ok aur hum 69 ki position mein aa gaye.Ab who mere lund ko aur mein us ki chooth ko suck kar rahe the .Is dauran who do baar jad gayi thi aura b mjhse bhi nahi raha gaya aur meine us kaha ki mein aa raha hoon to boli mere mooh mein hi aana aur meine apna sara maal us ki chooth mein hi chod diya aur ek taraf let gaya to who boli ab mujhse nahi raha ja raha to meine kaha mere lund aur chooso aur jab mera lund full form mein aa gaya to meine kaha ki ab tayyar ho jao to boli mein tayyar hoon aur meine uski taang phelakar uske bheech mein aa gaya aur apne lund ka supada uski chooth par rakh kar ek dhakka lagaya to mera lund 2 inch andar chala gaya aur uski aankho se aansoon aa gaye who bolo dard ho raha hai uski chooth kafi tight thi .Meine kaha ki abhi door ho jayega aur uske mooh par haath rakh kar ek power shot lagaya aur mera lund 6 inch tak andar chala gaya who chatpatane lagiaur ab mein use dheere -2- chodne laga lagbhag 10 minute ke baad who normal ho gyai aur use maza aane laga aur ab who gaand uchka -2- kar ke apni chooth mein lund pilwane lagiaur boli phad do meri is randi chooth ko jo raath mein mujhe sone nahi deti aur mein use 25 minute chodne ke baad apna virya uski chooth ki ki bajay uske boobs par gira diya kyonki who abhi kunwari thi aur meion koi risk nahi lena chahta tha halaki is dauran who 4 bar jadh chuki thi parantu boli mere ko ek baar auraane doto meine chooth mein apne lund dal kar use aur choda aur who paanchvi baar jadh kar dher ho gayi aur mein bhi wahin let gaya.phir hum bathroom mein gaye aur wahan humne pesab kiya aur ek doosre ko dekh kar muskuraye.

Aur phir mere room mein aa gaye ab who boli mein chalti hoon to meine kaha abhi kahan to who boli ki maa ghar par intejaar kar rahi hogi to meine kaha abhi ruko aur uske ghar par phone karke kah diya ki aunty abhi rani ko aane mein der lagegi aur class lambi chalegi chunki us ki maa mujhe janti thi is aur unhe mujh par bharosa tha kyonki mein bhi aksar unke ghar jataa tha is liye unhone haan kar di aur mere maze aa gaye.Ab meine use kaha ki chalo ghodi ban jao to who boli kyon aise hi thik hai meine kaha ki ab mein tumhari gaand maroonga to who boli nahi usmein bahut dard hoga meine kaha ki sara dard choo mantar ho jayega jaise chooth ho gaya hai par who nahi maani to meine use jabardasti ghodi bana diya pahle to usne virodh kiya par phir mere aage haar maan li aur boli pahle ise gila to kar lo meine kaha ok aur apna dher sara thook uski gaand par daal diya aur apne lund ko bhi gila kar ke uski gaand par lund rakh k ek dhakka mara aur 3 inch lund uski gaand mein pel diya aur who dard ke mare buri tarah se rone lagi par mein kahan maan ne wala tha peeche le ja kar ek dakka aur lagaya aur apna 8 inch lamba lund pura ka pura us ki gaand mein ghused diya aur who boli nikal kutte ise meri gaand se warna meri gaand phat jayegi par mein nahi ruka aur gaand marta hi raha 10 minute gaand marwayi ke baad use bhi maza aane laga aur who jor jor se gaand marwane lagi ab who gaali aur dene lagi maar bhosdi ke, madarchod, bahanchod maar apni is randi ki gaand maar aur burta bana de is randi ki gaand ka ab mein uski gaand marta raha aur marwati rahi lagbhag 45 minute ke baad hum dono saant pad gaye aur mein uske boobs choosne laga.thodi der baad who uthi apne kapde pahan ne lagi ab mujhmein takat kam hi thi so meine usse kaha kal aaogi who boli nahi pahle apni is chooth aur gaand ki sujan utar loon tabhi aa paungi meine kaha jasi tumhari marzi aur usne mujhe kiss kiya aur chali to ladkhadane lagi to mein use sahara dekar ghar se bahar tak chod kar aaya aur who muskurati hui chali gayi aur mein ghar par aakar let gaya aur ½ gante ke baad mere ghar wale aa gaye aur phir mein khana khakar so gaya aur meethe meethe sapne dekhne laga.

Jan,6 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Kal Raat

Kal raat jab main aur mere boy-friend ek club se party karke laute to ham se raha hi nahi gaya…main australia me rehti hu!Aur hamaare yahaa open relationships kaafi hai! Matlab ham apne partner ya boyfriend ke saath rehte hain ek hi ghar me ek hi kamre me bhi!!!Wo bhi indian hai!!!Party ke dauraaan hi wo kaafi garam thaa!Ghiss ghiss ke mujhse dance kar raha tha!! Mujhe pata tha ki unse raha nahi jaa raha tha aur main jan- boojh ke unhe tad-paa rahi thee!Wo mujhe baar baar smooch kar rahe the!Kya passionate smooches thee wo!!Main to ek dum pighal gayi thee unki garmi se!Unke haath bilkul mere waist par the n karke mujhe apne aapse chipkaaye huye the!Dheere dheere wo apne haath mere boobs tak slide karne lage!! Unke haatho ki garmi se mere boobs jall gaye! N skin=fit dress ke oopar se nipples chapp aye the!!!Wo apni jeebh se mere ears ko chaat rahe the n neck par kiss kar rahe the..main dheere se wahaa se chali aayi aapne gaadi ki taraf!Wo bhi mere peeche peeche aagaye!!Gaadi me aate hi unhne zor se hug karke neck ko lick kia aur kaan me kahaa” ghar chale??” maine muskaake haan kahaa…ghar ke bass porch tak hi aaye the ki mujhe godh me uthaa lia!N smooch karte huye bedroome me le gaye!!!Main bhi unse lipti huwe thee and unki bhaari saanse mehsoos kr rahi tee..bed par lita diya aur mujhe kiss karte huye mere dress ko oopar karne lage!! Maine xcitemnt ke maare unke shirt collar ko jakad lia thaa!Ab main sirk mere bra n panties me hi thee jo black color ke hain!Merio skin bahut fair hai n lack color khub suit karta hai…wo mujhe jee bar ke dekhne lagi!! Kahaa kahaa unki nazar padi mera wo hissa jaise jall gaya!!! Har baar wo meri uss lov bite ko fir se kaat-te hai jo mujhe pehli baar unhone dii thee…wo nishaan abhi bhi hai!Unke haath mere kamar par the and lips mere nipples par…main bahut garam ho chuki thee and mujh se raha nahi jaa raha hai!!

Unhone ne kaan me kaha” party me khub tap-paaya na mujhe aab tum bhi zara sa tad-po” maine pukaar te huye nahi kahaa!! Aur unhone mere nipples kaat liye!! Uff wo dard…unhe sex ke dauraan mere moans n awazein bahut pasand hain! Mare uss “nahi” me chupe huye kai “haa” ko unhone samajh lia! Unhone uske baad mere nipples ko suck kia!! Uff wo kal raat ki suck ki awazein abhi bhi kaan me spasht hai…ukna ek haath mere baalon me thaa n abh tak unhone bhi kapde uthaar diye the!Main apne ungliyon se unke baalon ko sehlaa rahi thee!Unka doosra haath mere navel par thaa n neeche ja raha tha!!! Doosra haath balon se nikal kar boobs par ruk gaya tha…wo mujhe smooch kar rahe the n mere nippes par fingers fer rahe the!! Mere nipples tight ho gaye the!!! Fir wo neeche ki taraf jaate huwe mere navel ko kaata n main zor se chilla uthi!!! Wo dheere dheere neeche jaane lage!!! N kiss karte huwe jaane lage!Abhi wo bilkul mere choot par jaa chuke the!!Mujhe unki saansein mehsoos hone lagi thee and unke lips bhi!! Unke kisses sucks and bites main bhool hai nahi sakti!! Fir unhone finally mujhe* kia!!Main iss baar ka jhatka seh nahi saki and zor se chilla uthi!!Har baar ki tarah meri aankhon se paani aane laga!!Maine kahyi baar kia hai par meri choot kaafi tight hai!!**** ke dauraan kafi hurt karta hai! Har baar! Wo mari aankhion ka paani pee gaye n mere eyes pe kiss kiya!!Wo dheere dheere mere andar aa aarahe the!!Wo garmi!!Wo dard !! Wo kal raat ka dard!! Uffff!Unko mere boobs kaafi pasand hai!! Esp.mera size!! 38b ko lips me pakad ke n datoon ke beech me le kar wo mujhe **** karna pasand karte hain!!Club me chadi saari garmi unhone ere andar utaar di!!! Har baar pehle waale se bhi zor ka jhatka!Main dard me maare kaap ne lagi n meri body uchal ne lagi!!!Mere bikhre baal n garam body unhe aur zyaada garam kar deta hai!Wo mere oopar hi let gaye n main dard se ruk gayi!!!Mujhe dard se Bachane ke liye unhone ice laga kar mujhe aaram diya n fir halki halki kises bhi!!!Kal raat kaafi achchi gujri!

Jan,6 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Checking Sugar Level

Husband enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it.

Wife observes the whole episode. Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this?

Husband replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.

Jan,6 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Block Annoying Person

Block anyone who annoys you instantly.

Jan,5 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
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