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Sardar: Aaj Ka Din Bohot Bura Guzra,
Darwaza Khola Kundi Haath Mein,
Nul Khola Tooti Haath Mein,
Suitcase Uthaya Handle Haath Mein,
Ab Dar Raha Hoon Susu Karu Ke Na Karu.
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Pyaar Karne Ka Hunnar Hame Nahi Aata;
Isliye Pyar Ki Baazi Ham Haar Gaye;
Hamari Zindagi Se Unhe Buhut Pyaar Tha;
Shayad Isiliye Woh Hame Zinda Hi Maar Gaye
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Ek Baar Santa Ko Hichki Aayi.
Hichki ke Saath Paad Bhi Nikal Gaya.
Santa: Kamaal Hain Yaad Karne Waale Ne Toh Gaand Hi Phaad Di
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Din Bhar Kitna Bhi Kyun Na Ghoom Go ..
Sabse Hot Ladki Ttabhi Dikhegi
Jab Gharwalo Ke Sath Bazaar Jaoge
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Tajmahal Ki Imarat Her Aashiq Ko Mohabbat Ki Misaal Nazar Aati Hai.
Main Kis Kis Ke Liye Taj Banwaun Mujhe To Her Ladki Mumtaz Nazar Aati Hai.
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Mere Dil Ne Jab Bhi Koi Dua Mangi Hai,
To Har Dua Mein Bus Teri Wafa Mangi Hai,
Jis Pyar Ko Dekh Kar Duniya Wale Jalte Hai,
Teri Mohaubbat Karne Ki Bs Wo Ek Adaa Maangi Hai.
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Rajnikant Went To World Cooking Championship
Of Course Rajni Won
But Guess What He Made in Finale
Lal Mirchi ki Meethi Khir
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Ram: Agar Raat Main Machar Kate Toh Kaya Karna Chahiye
Papu :Chupkarke Khujali Kar Soo Jana Chahiye Kyon Ki Tum,
Rajanikant Toh Ho Nai Jo Us se Sorry Bulava Loge .
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Baar baar zindagi ko aazmaya hai hamne,
Har pal har lamha sirf gham paya hai humne,
Dil ke tukde usi ne kiye hai hamare,
Dil ki gehraiyon mein jise basaya hai hamne.
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Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury
How?
Coz Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.
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A boy was going with his Lover.
His friend asked: Who is she?
BOY: My cousin.
Friend smiled and said: Last year she was my cousin.
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Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace.
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Leonardo da vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.
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Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad aayi,
Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad aayi,
Jab jab mein bhiga teri yaad aayi,
Ab raha nahin jata, Chhatri lauta de Bhai.
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Mare huye insaan k muh me kya daloge?
Birla cement, Kyuki iss cement me jaan hai.
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Aati hai teri yaad der tak aati hai,
Jab tu aas paas se guzar jati hai,
Main to roz nahta hoon,
Tu kyon nahi nahati hai.
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Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya.
Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi.
Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye,
Aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya.
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Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu.
Munna: Kyun?
Circuit: Bhai baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.
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Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected everywhere.
Education beats the beauty and the youth.
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Pappu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 8 butter naan kha liye.
Kuch der baad toilet mein pet pakad ke ro raha tha.
Bhagwan se request kar raha tha ki,
Hey bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de.
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Girlfrnd chahe jitne b buri ban jai,
Kbhi us se dosti mat torna,
Q k,
Pani chahe jitna bhi ganda ho jai,
Aag bhujane k liye kafi hota h.
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SANTA Shirt utar ke balcony me tha.
Ek admi: Wah Santa ji.
Kya chest hai.
SANTA: Are ye to kuchh nahi,
Teri bhabhi ki dekhega to pagal ho jayega.
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We should make decisions in life with our hearts,
Not our brains, not only in music but in daily life.
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Father: Beta Tu ne Engineering Ke 4 Saalo Mein,
Sab Se Mushkil Kaam Kon Sa Seekha?
Son: Bus Ki Chatt Pe baith K,
Tezz Hawaon Mein 1 Teeli Se 3 Cigarette Jalana.
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As soon as the fear approaches near, Attack and destroy it.
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Couples usually wait until six to eight dates before they are willing to enter into an exclusive relationship.
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Students k Dard ko University Kya Jane,
College K Riwajon ko Parents Kya Jane,
Hoti hai Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Main
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane.
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Santa: Abe ye gaddaa khod ke mitti kaha dalu?
Banta: Abe itni bhi akal nahi hai tujhme?
Dusra gaddha khod aur usme daal de.
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Wife: Batao Tumhe Me Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon?
Husband: Bahut Zyada.
Wife: Fir Bhi Batao Kitni?
Husband: Itni Ki Dil Karta Hai Tere Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aun.
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Interviewer asked sardar ji.
Which are the 2 latest versions of java.
Sardar ji: Marjava & Mitjava.
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Santa: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.
Banta: Gardanien q nai katin?
Santa: Wo pehly he kati hui thin.
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Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
Man: Are wah Vo kaise?
Sardar: Main Girls collage ka busdriver Hu na.
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Kapil to Sharukh kahan: Kaisi hai tumhari biwi?
Sharukh khan: Swarg ki apsara jaisi aur tumhari biwi?
Kapil: Meri toh abhi zinda hai.
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Ek Ladki Kisi Ladke Se Fb Per Chat Kar Rahi Thi.
Ladka: Hello.
Ladki: Hey, Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Ladka: Main Ek Beautiful Ladki Se Baat Kar Raha Hu.
ladki: Wow, Tum Kitne Sweat Ho.
Ladka: Haan Wo Ladki Kafi Der Se Reply Nahi Kar Rahi To Socha Tumse Hi Baat Karlu.
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People are surprised with sudden rains.
Relax guys,
Rajnikant is testing his pichkari.
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Teacher: Girl se Condom ka full form batao?
Girl:
C: Control
O: On
N: Natural
D: Drops
O: Of
M: Man
DO BOOND ZINDAGI KI.
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Milna bichdna sab kismat ka khel hai,
Kabhi nafrat to kabhi dilo ka mail hai,
Beek jata hai har rishta duniya me,
Sirf dosti hi yaha NOT FOR SALE hai.
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Ab To Modi Sarkaar Bhi Aa Gayee,
Par Wo Ladkiya Kahi Dikh Nahi Rahi, Jo Kehti Thi.
Muft Me Dungi Har Baar,
Par Ab Ki Baar Modi Sarkar.
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2 boys with Sardar where going on a Motor cycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega.
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Santa: Kya mai tere mobile se sms bhej du meri girlfriend ko?
Banta: Kyo apne mobile se bhejo.
Santa: Yaar handwriting pehchan legi badi chalak hai.
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Mostly ladkio ko barish bahut pasand hoti hai. App unhe brish wale din kahe gumane le ja sakte hai. Is condition me app unhe barish me nahane ke liye offer bi kar sakte hai.
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Ek Gadhe Ne Santa Ko Laat Mar Di, Aur Baag Gaya.
Santa Ko Bada Gussa Aya Vo Bhi Uske Piche Piche Baagne Laga.
Bhagte Bhagte Usko Raste Mein Ek Zebra Mila.
Santa Ne Usko Zor Se Ek Laat Mari Aur Bola.
Santa: Sale Night Dress Pahan Ke Mujhe Ullu Banata Hai, Bevkoof Samjha Tha Kya.
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Kadar karlo unki jo tumhe bina,
Matlab ke chahte hai.
Kyuki,
Duniya me khyal rakhne wale kam or,
Takleef dene wale zyda hote hai.
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