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Motion Detector

According to security equipment specialists, security systems that utilize motion detectors won't function properly if walls and floors are too hot. When an infrared beam is used in a motion detector, it will pick up a person's body temperature of 98.6 degrees compared to the cooler walls and floor.

May,27 2015
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First university

The world's first university was established in Takshila in 700 BC. More than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects. The University of Nalanda built in the 4th century was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education.

May,27 2015
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Peaceful Sleep

MOON
has come to color
your dreams,
STARS
to make them
musical and my
SMS
to give you warm
and Peaceful Sleep.
Good Night…
Sweet Dreams..!

May,26 2015
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Own Thoughts

The biggest sources of motivation are your own thoughts, so think big and motivate yourself to win. Good morning.

May,26 2015
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Awesome Morning

Success comes to those who have the will power to win over their snooze buttons. Wishing you an awesome morning.

May,26 2015
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Next Window Release

If Rajinikanth's PC hangs.. it's time for next Windows release.

May,26 2015
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SWARG NARK

Wats SWARG?
American Salary, British Home, Chinise Food & Indian Wife.

Wats NARK?
American Wife, Britis Food, Chinise Home & Indian sal 

May,12 2015
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Rishtedar Banni Ki Koshish

Dost : kaisa hai? 
Me : Bas theek
Dost : aur padhai kaisi chalri hai? 
Me : dost hai dost reh bhenchodd.. rishtedar banni ki koshish na kar..!!

May,11 2015
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Ladki Ke Saath Romantic Film

Agar Kabhi Unke Sath Film Jane Ka Mauka Mile To Koi Romantic Film Hi Dekhne Jaye, Unke Sath Romantic Film Dekhi Matlab Ladki Patti.

May,7 2015
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Nice
Lips are like FRIENDS.. if we say READ, WRITE, LEARN, they will never meet.. but if we say BUNK, PLAY, PARTY, PICNIC, fatafat mil jaate hai
May,5 2015
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ro na sake

bikhri ankhon se moti hum piro na sake teri yaad me sari raat so na sake
beh na jaye ansuon me tasvir ye soch kar
hum ro na sake

May,4 2015
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I Am Cold

I just want somebody, who kisses me in the rain, holds me tight when I’m sad, and wraps their arms around me when I’m cold.

May,4 2015
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Khamosh aankho se

Jab khamosh aankho se baat hoti hai.
Aise hi mohabbat ki shurwat hoti hai.
Tumhare hi khyalo mein khoye rehte hai.
Pata nahi kab din kab raat hoti hai ?

May,4 2015
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Pass chhodu

Soch raha hu ki daru chhod du…

Par

?

Kiske pass chhodu..
Sabhi dost to kamine hai mere..
New year ke pehle hi pee jayenge

Apr,29 2015
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Saza Ban Jaye

Kisi Ka Anjane Mein Bhi Dil Mat Dukhana
Ho Sakta Hai Ki,
Us Ki Aankh Se Gira Ek Bhi Aansu Tumhari 
Zindgi K Liye Saza Ban Jaye..

Apr,27 2015
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It takes 2 to tango

It takes 2 to tango,
2 to kiss,
2 to talk and remenisce.
So many good things cum in 2
and one of those things is me and u!

Apr,27 2015
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Moment with u

I have liked many but loved very few.
Yet no-one has been as sweet as u.
I’d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.

Apr,27 2015
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Don’t Mind

Kapil Sharma: Arey yaar yeh Gandhi ji har note par hanste kyon rahte hai?

Gutthi: Simple hai, wo royenge toh note geela ho jayega na …..ha ha.. Don’t Mind




Apr,22 2015
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bright

May you come up as bright as sun,
As cool as water and as sweet as honey.
Hope this Baisakhi fulfill all your desires and wishes.
Happy Baisakhi!!

Apr,13 2015
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Ayurvedic Cigarette

Ab Yeh afwaah kisne failaayi…........Ki…........Patanjali ki Shop bar kal se Ayurvedic Cigarette milegi..!!

Apr,13 2015
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Prabhu ki maya

Prabhu
Yeh kya Moh-Maya hai?

Apna Baccha roye, toh dil me dard hota hai.
Aur doosre ka roye, toh sir me!

Apni Biwi roye, toh sir me dard hota hai.
Aur doosre ki roye, toh dil me!

Sab prabhu ki maya hai

Apr,10 2015
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Alia Bhatt On India’s Win

Isi beech Alia Bhatt ne David Dhawan ko unke bete Shikhar dhawan ke shatak maarne par badhai di.

Yeh Sunkar David Dhawan phone par hi behosh ho gaye!! :-D

Apr,4 2015
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